I’m doing something different today. It’s not out of design but rather out of necessity. Long story short, no time for love doctor Jones.
I do want to bring to your attention a brilliant piece of marketing that was revealed last night. It’s worth repeating it here:
Fucking brilliant, eh?
There’s so many good bits but I think my favourite is the Cleveland Browns one. Just perfect.
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Today is Friday The 13th which used to be a much bigger deal when I was younger. I suppose you could say that evil has decided to take over all of the days and not just this particular one.
I’m more of an ass half-full kinda guy, so I’ll just note that it’s the perfect opportunity to fondly remember the Scream Queens (not to be confused with Jake’s Rock Queens) of the past.
Enjoy:
And here are some funny videos:
Kevon Looney was Rockingggg 2nite
Got 22 Rebounds!!!
Dude has been rocking all season for the Warriors 💯
It bummed me out to see how badly the Grizzlies fell apart after that guy dribbled the ball off his own foot.
Stop it Warriors they’re already dead!
Damn!
Why can’t GWS play today, when I’m up at 1am and can sleep after rather than tomorrow, when I need to go to bed early? First world problems, but they’re mine.
Looney with lots of Rebounds
Warriors get the W
Going back to the Western Conference FINALSSSS!!!
That’s Rocking!
I’m a weirdo who cares more about GWS than GSW
I’ve been following this league for 8 years and I can finally say “Have you looked at the ladder?”
Oh I know this season is rough but a) when they’re on, they’re very fun to watch and b) I’m a Cubs fan so I’m good for the slog
In this lone fandom we are true brothers. Gonna be a long year on the North Side.
At least you won’t have to watch them lose, so that’s nice.
(I know nothing about AFL except I like winning Fleshlights)
My Uber driver’s name is Fnu.
I don’t think I’m going to try and pronounce that.
Call him “Joe Bob” or just “Skipper”
Or Sinbad.
Unless it’s actually Sinbad.
UPDATE: He is not Sinbad
“Hey skipper, what fucking country are you from? Have we ever bombed it? Don’t look at me. Keep your eyes on the road. Chop chop.”
Just sneeze.
There was a rocket launch from Vandenberg AFB this afternoon. They look better at night, like this 2017 Space-X launch, as seen from Yuma AZ, 400 miles away:
Beautiful shot.
That’s one hell of a shart
Been binging the new Kids In The Hall. Up to episode 6 already. Greatly enjoying them.
Settle down, Sandusky.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” — Jim Jordan
“gym” just so you know thanks
Just saw Eldest granddaughter play bass for her high school’s big band.
That girl can rip that damn bass.
Super cool shit. Guess the band is in the California state big band competition. I had no idea there was such a thing but it was a blast seeing them live.
That’s awesome. Watching a kid/grandkid perform actual music is really amazing.
Youngest right was first French horn for the San Diego County honors band.
Two years in a row.
She played [wipes away tears] solos.
At Copley Symphony Hall in downtown San Diego!
You are correct sir. It’s fucking awesome.
This kid? Watch out for this kid.
So happy you’re the kind of person who appreciates that.
Watched our kid play violin in a SoCal orchestra that traveled in Europe; would probably never had gone if it wasn’t for her. Special stuff.
That sounds magical.
Round 1 series: all go to 6 or 7 games and hopefully the Leafs lose
Moron hockey fans: tHe pLaYoFf sEeDiNg sYsTeM sUckS
The forced division first round games suck ass. I’d like to see someone other than Pittsburgh or Washington in the first two rounds. At this point it’s almost guaranteed.
Holy fuck what a stop by Markstrom
During his meals he holds hands with his girlfriend the whole time they are eating. It is cute.
I really can’t hate Dallas or Calgary. If not New York, I’ll take anyone except the not whalers, Pittsburgh, or LA.
Anybody but Boston or Toronto.
Calgary would be nice. I’m even ok with Florida, because they play an offensive style and I’d like to see all the “hur dur gotta play defense first in the playoffs” types eat shit.
But anyone but Boston or Toronto.
I can hate whomever I want
Every player on the Golden State Warriors turned into Mitch Trubisky so gradually I barely even noticed.
NHL Playoffs are where it’s at.
What a bad bounce for Dallas. That’s happened to me, and it sucks as a goalie.
Bad bounce for Dallas, you say?
At least I could silently seethe at my defenseman as to his positioning. Romo just borked it
Pretty sure that play led to me discovering the tonyhomo blog, which let me to KSK, and then here. So really, this is why you’re all stuck with me.
Tony Romo has so much to answer for.
Johnny “Ham and Cheese” Gaudreau is good at the hockey
Very quiet individual amongst the team. Lucic is the leader when they are all at lunch.
Fuck Lucic. He still carries the stench of Bruin.
Two one Flambes. Here we go.
/full disclosure Flambes winning will make me more money at 2nd job.
Last funny;
Any car is a Tesla if you look at your iPad instead of the road
Hey, want to see a dead guy?
https://twitter.com/timandfriends/status/1525308043847774208
Yikes. Player Safety line 1
“Man, I didn’t see nothin’.”
— Ray L., substitute NHL head of player safety
Is he bleeding? Two extra minutes.
Did he get knocked the fuck out? Who cares.
Oh boy we are going to have a game seven here on Sunday.
Yeah this is going to be heart attack city.
I cheer for neither but potentially there could be a battle of Alberta next round. If you had money tomorrow night in Edmonton and Sunday down here would be a pretty great weekend eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCFE6TC5ERk
This series has been the most entertaining in the West.
Yes, all the game 7s!
Love to see it.
As the kids like to say, these ice playoffs are now No Cap.
Suspicion Confirmed Alert:
Wifey can not handle 4 ounces of scotch after a 13 hour work day. She’s currently snoring away on the couch. And she’s supposedly the ‘better half’? smgdh…
Cheap date though!
Wife sleeping on the couch, and you can do whatever you want?
Yep, better half.
Back from a dinner date, my parents after babysitting went to sleep, Mrs. Cola has had 4 drinks and is putting Deci to bed then she is done. I just got high and cracked a GSM from Oz. She is the better half. I am great right now.
Mrs Sharkbait is almost a given to fall asleep on the couch after 10pm. Regardless of booze intake.
Tatum scores 46pts
Celtics get the W
Game 7 in Boston on Sunday should be Rocking!
Thar be a ton of seventh games going on this here weekend, matey. Climb aboard!
As much as I want the panthers to win the series, the entire eastern conference first round going game 7 would be pretty epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD3k6sK1s0g
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LOL
New office coffee mug is Rockingggg ☕️
I laughed way to hard at this.
You can have the Super Bowl Shuffle.
You can have Ram It!
I’m going with this piece of “80s sports team does terrible music video”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0svZgk6234
This marks yet another short and unsuccessful stint in an NHL front office for Maguire.
https://thehockeynews.com/news/report-pierre-mcguire-fired-by-senators
The only down side to this is that some network might hire him again.
You shut your mouth!
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again-I served him while his GM and the strength coach(!) were openly mocking him. I couldn’t believe it.
In more positive news, I bought a grill! (Not the teeth kind)
Is it plane-friendly?
I’m now picturing myself holding a grill and asking the flight attendant for propane.
Rangers/Penguins is worthy of your eyebulbs.
Whoopsie doodle!
Penglins losing, that’s good.
Sharkbait is not rubbing himself furiously, btw.
Is it Rocking?
Found a funny;
It’s me, your boy who is incapable of switching to a new task unless he says “alright” out loud first
So I’m flying right now. Potential COVID exposure this week (I tested negative last night but person I worked closely with this week tested positive last night). I’m in an N95. What’s my moral obligation to disclose to my fellow passengers? No one in my immediate vicinity is wearing a mask.
So, I just got through my post-exposure period, where I would have had to wear a mask — I ended up just staying home instead.
I would say don’t bother explaining. If someone asks, just shrug and say that you prefer to wear one when you travel, or “doctor’s orders” or whatever. I don’t think you have any obligation to disclose. Otherwise what happens? The person beside you freaks out and demands to switch seats because they (of course) are supposedly vulnerable, and then you’re the fucking leper who nobody wants to sit beside?
Different story if we’re talking about something a little more optional, like going to a social gathering.
Yeah my initial bias was:
https://youtu.be/Pn0WdJx-Wkw
(For the antimask/antivaxx at least)
GEORGE MCFLY NOOOOOOOOOO
Friday the 13th off to a good start for WCS in the Ice Stillers game.
THIS PLAYOFF GAME, I CALL IT BLOOM COUNTY, BECAUSE IT’S ALL ABOUT PENGUINS’ LACK OF DISCIPLINE.
Bill The Cat gives this comment 8 “ACKS” out of 10.
What’s the worst that could happen…?
I think we’re watching it.