Good day to you all I hope the Sunday scaries are not too severe. Usually on Sunday night I self medicate with some edibles. If lucky I’ll get 4 solid hours of sleep uninterrupted until I toss and turn and stress for the next 4 hours. Such is life when you hate your job and are only doing it for the benefits. Also the fact that you have a 5 year old who will soon eat us out of house and home plays into it.
Its pollen season here and I’ve never seen anything like it. Remember dear reader that I lived downtown for 17 years and have recently moved west into basically a city forest on a foothill. Everything is covered with this yellow dust and people who have allergies must be hating it. Living here has been great as it is 10 mins to my old place, 15 mins to my old favoUrite pub, and the same distance to my 2nd job. We have tried all the local takeout in the area and we may not have the selection we had before but one improvement is our local Chinese food place! It still is a bit suburb-ey to me but I think the space and the fact that I am building a pub in the basement will help the change from urban Litre to growed up house owner Litre.
Travel story time!
I once took the slow boat up the Mekong River from Northern Thailand to Luang Prabang in Laos. This is a 2 day journey with an overnight stop in Pakbeng, Laos. Pakbeng is a tiny village that really only serves the travelers on the slow boats and jungle trekkers. There are guest houses with spots to drink for those who want the delicious Beer Lao (amazingly good). This place is legit in the middle of the jungle so you have your common mosquito nets over them that flow in the breeze, it’s quite breathtaking.
Now we were in the guest house having a few beers with about 30 fellow travelers when I befriended a couple gentlemen from la belle province! Beers flowed, good times were had by all and they asked if I wanted to go smoke a joint? Boy did I! I have a rule of not buying illegal substances in foreign countries as I do not want to get thrown in jail, but will I partake if someone is offering? Hell yes.
We get stoned and head back to “the restaurant” and have a few more beer. That joint hit me like a tonne of bricks and I needed to lie down right away. As I laid in my bed covered by a mosquito net it flowed rhythmically in the breeze I started to feel like I was melting into the bed. I was a bit unnerving but knowing I had no choice to do anything as I was in the jungle I just rode it out. I had a very restless sleep as I was not sure what was going on. Nothing stressful or a “bad trip” but just feelings that I wasn’t used to.
At breakfast I asked the lads where they got that weed from as it was a wild trip that I wasn’t accustomed to. They THEN informed me that indeed there was some black opium in that joint and that is probably why I felt the way I did.
A little bit of common courtesy goes a long way. If you are offering something like that to someone, let them know. Would I have still gone and smoked with them? Absolutely, but I would have been in a better mindset for the ride.
Wine time! Got pretty wine drunk on Friday but very little hangover so that’s a win.
Back to New Zealand we go and more specifically Marlborough.
This is the home of New World Sauvignon Blanc. It differs wildly from Sauvignon Blancs that you get from France, specifically Loire. French Sauv blanc for the most part to be more earthy, minerally, represent the terroir and tends to be lower in alcohol than New Zealand Sauv Blanc. The new world Sauv blancs tend to be much more fruit forward, have higher alcohol and definitely less earthy or flinty.
Marlborough accounts for 2/3 of the national total of vines planted and 75% of New Zealand’s wine exports. It is the powerhouse region and sits right at the north of the South Island. They say that it is one of the most sunny and dry areas in New Zealand which lends itself to a great growing climate. There’s a Maori expression for the Wairau Valley “Ke puta te Wairau” which means the place with the hole in the cloud.
Sauv Blanc which is about 80 percent of plantings in Marlborough tend to be quite herbaceous, very fruit forward with tropical fruits dominating the nose and palate. The second most popular grape is Pinot Noir which tends to have dark cherry, plum characteristics with soft tannins and a kind of spicy background. Once again these differ from Old World Pinots by being more fruit driven, higher alcohol and less earthy. I personally prefer pinot noirs from Martinborough which is across the strait and has a bit warmer climate.
They also grow Chardonnay, Viognier (yum), and Gruner Veltiner which is one of my summer fave varieties!
Hope you are enjoying these small vino breakdowns each week and they help you when visiting the wine store.
Why am I so tired? I did practically nothing today.
Stephen A. Smith next to talk about Game 3?
Now, you know I am sensitive to the situation in Ukraine…
HOWEVAH!
The MTV movie awards are kinda boring. Might go read a book for a change.
I legit used to love them as a preteen cuz I thought the shows were hilarious, and they awarded “cool movies” instead of the “boring ones” at the Oscar’s
Then they had a five year stretch were twilight won every award for like five year stretch, and I was like…. eh…
https://youtu.be/KzuuUAIWMzE
Orange vodka tasted like fucking cough syrup. Not the good kind, either.
Oof, Celtics.
This is just like the ECFs. I’m going to hate watching these finals.
24 years ago, I saw undertaker damn near murder mankind during a ppv while I nervously made sure my parents weren’t coming to check what I was watching.
Now I’m gonna see a hell in a cell match in person.
I am a happy brocky
On the way back from the hospital, I stopped at Total Wine and picked up some cherry liquor. About the same proof as Midori. Need to find some recipe to pass out a little early tonight.
Cherry Liqueur, lemon juice, soda water, little simple syrup.
Rim the glass with black opium
THIS GUY gets it!!
I wonder if it’s comparable to Cherry Heering — you might want to look up some recipes for that, like the Remember the Maine or the Blood and Sand. Also can just throw a dash into a Manhattan?
Firstly, yes, please keep up the wine education. Need to get classy-drunk more often.
Secondly, now that Whales are in the World Kupp, I checked on the schedule. All 3 US games are at 11:00 AM Pacific time, which is the latest game time during the whole shebang (she bang she bang). The first two rounds are at 2, 5, 8, and 11 AM Pacific each day. The 3rd round games are at 7 and 11 AM Pacific each day, as are the knockout games.
That’s a really nice schedule for you Eastern guys, and good enough for those of us on the Best Coast. Maybe having it in Qatar is gonna be awesome for everyone (excepting the dead slave workers).
Yes, I also appreciate the wine lectures. I’m really interested in wine but my knowledge is paper-thin outside of the central California regions.
I try to keep it basic and so in Total Wine or wherever it makes it easier to navigate and find something new. Plus basic points to talk about it should you be questioned from Karen or Barbara at the local mixer.
It’s common courtesy to give the heads up about opium beforehand. But sometimes you wanna prank someone or are really really high.
Yeah, a heads up should really be given. That was not too cool.
However, the black smoke can make one rather forgetful about such things…
Boo Ice Bucs winning.
But yay finally using my back yard pizza oven
That looks incredible. The crust is perfect.
Remarkable. I’m on my way.
I’m happy to report that despite the sliced up left middle finger I soldiered on to complete the second discipline of Sunday Gravy. You can read about it in two weeks.
After getting the beast in the oven I got disgusted and took off the bandage.
Then proceeded to bleed all over the fucking place. Shit!
That’s what the Crazy Glue is for.
I mean isn’t it, literally?
Great gawd almighty I’m glad I made the effort. I’m the only one here and I’m shouting out “God DAMN this is fucking awesome! Holy shit! Did you taste that?!”
And nobody heard except my very confused neighbors.
This motherfucker was dynamite!
Can’t wait to tell y’all about it.
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I saw that you cut your middle finger. Hope you get to insult at full capacity soon.
found a funny
Anyone watching the Women’s Softball games? There are some lovely ladies in the competition.
I just watched women’s wrestling. Close enough?
Oil or mud?
“How are the shoulders?” – King Hippo
“Curvy asses?” – L_Cola
Mos def! – Balls
Too invested in the match. I’ll Google the ladies for you later
Boots On The Ground Report!
So I haven’t been on much lately , I apologize for that.
My penance is to report on my experience fulfilling a 20 year long dream….
We need some consistency here.
Is it a Cell or a Cage? Pick one and stick to it, Vince.
Still better than Tony Cokehead Khan.
I’m still surprised how much Khan has completely ruined AEW. It’s almost like he’s a sleeper agent for Vince.
See Fulham Football Club every two years.
I think a lot of people naively thought running a compelling wrestling program week in and week out was a lot easier than it was
Barry just keeps getting darker and darker. Looking forward to that before beddy-bye
Litre’s “friend”
They were gonna give Litre a medal for this. And he wasn’t even in their Army anymore, eh?
Reminder – please keep sending good vibes the way of Revanchist. Even if he’s a Chefs supporter.
Thank you, Hippo. She is going to be in the hospital for a week, they told her. This is okay with me, as she will have the care she needs.
Good wishes, man, good wishes.
Here’s an overly dramatic cat to cheer her up!
Thank you. I texted it to her.
Best wishes for a full speedy recovery.
Also, am currently trying to resist GAMBLOR upon French Guiana. Pretend Man City all-time leading goalscorer Rhudy Torvic (who is entering his last season before retirement) is French Guianese.
Life achievement – I “paid over the odds” but in 2151, BG finally secured the transfer of Pretend Keeper David Thompson. YES, he is Black, has mad hops, and I gave him shirt #44.
Canada Mens National team on strike and will not play David Lee Roth’s Panama tonight. Real glad I didn’t travel for that!
Hippo’s girlfriend is pleased.
https://twitter.com/KaylynKyle/status/1533583369874857986?s=20
she really is PERFECTION.
An uncomfortable number of K’s in her name, though.
Far as I know…she hasn’t revealed her middle name/initial…
Karla
Her middle name is McKenzie.
You are a lousy, lazy creep.
Wait, I just realized that means her name has officially too many K’s.
Also if they named her Fergie, her initials would be a tidy FMK.
Traversing the Mekong Delta, eh? Litre Cola is CIA Black Ops teh pieces fit!!!
Spent some time in the 1000 islands on the Mekong in Southern Laos, as well. Met an American who gave me weed who had lost his mind and was just jungle living getting malaria regularly.
A FOAR REELS Colonel Kurtz??
He was in his 30s and had recently married a villager. Completely mad and he knew it. Said that she found him crumpled up by the side of a rice paddy from malaria. He had learned to speak rudimentary whatever language they spoke. He would fly off the handle now and then and run into the bush. I was there a week so got to know him pretty well.
You have truly lived a very interesting life.
Now, boring suburb Dad.
I wouldn’t say that. How many boring suburb dads are friends with the Canadian National Team goalkeeper, are a big part of the ultra section of their local soccer team, and eat strange foods shipped to them from outside their country?
Haha, you have a good point.
So you’ve known Sill for a while, huh?