Oh Boy! Sunday Night with Litre.

How many more weeks until the hobo killin’ takes over this wine column? Moar killin’ less swillin’?

Heading next weekend to British Columbia and a few days with the inlaws. Will BC Dick and I hang out in the basement drink, smoke and watch sports? Damn straight. His Dad will definitely ask me (did today) to head to my local wine store and grab him a couple cases of Euro wine. The reasons are twofold, one he can’t get good Old World wines in BC as they cater to the local stuff and I get a superb discount. I love the fact that I get to choose what we drink for the week. I know their tastes and cater to that but with labels that I enjoy. It will be a Rhone festival people!

There’s also an old man pub in that town that we go at least once as their ambience is in 1985 and their menu is absolutely enormoUs. The brewery (brutal average name) there also has absolutely great food while their beers are kind of pedestrian so you take your wins where you can.

I listen to RadioX (Gen X baby!) in London whenever I listen to the radio and to my shock they threw out this banger yesterday. I fucking love this video, and the tune.

Since The Open is back in bonnie ole’ Scotland this week I will go with my Open story.

A lot of the players were staying at the hotel where I lived on property and worked. Hell, there were 4 helicopter pads out front so the lads didn’t have to drive from Turnberry to Troon where it was being played that year. I thought we were under siege one of the first mornings when the noise didn’t stop.

I think I will do this in point form as a lot went on that week and I can’t cover it all.

  • Jim Furyk’s Dad is amazing, he got us passes for the tourney for free.
  • We golfed with him as well and on the 3rd hole he stated. “Alright boys, what is in your bags?” We brought out 2 bottles of whisky and finished them.
  • That round we golfed with him and Davis Love III. Dude is seriously funny. Furyk was ahead of us and taking his time, DL3 continued to chirp him the whole round from our teebox.
  • Jack Nicklaus (Trumper, sad.) is an absolute gentleman and funny. I served him one morning, he asked me to address him as Jack, not Mr. Nicklaus. He then told me he had a special menu some nutritionist makes for him, he had no idea what it was that morning. It was rack of lamb and mango. Later that evening at about midnight I get a call from my buddy who worked in The Whisky Bar. He asked me to bring an empty wine bucket and stand way down the main hall from him. Jack was there with 2 buddies and they wanted to gamble on putting down along old hall with a wooden floor. (While drinking high end whisky, Springbank 25 if my memory serves me correctly) Jack yells down the hallway at me. He remembered my name and asked if I ever take an hour off from working. Jack nailed at least two putts from over 50 feet. It was a great couple hours to be peripherally a part of.
  • Vijay Singh can’t control his kids, they ran around the dining room like angry Hippos.
  • Mike Weir’s caddie regrets coming out with the Canadian lads the night before the tourney. He was the mayor of hurtinville when we saw him the next morning carrying the bag.
  • My buddy had the 1st drink of the Open in the Kronenbourg tent at 7 am. He snuck in before they opened and got served anyway.
  • The Famous Grouse tent was run by a Canadian, so we didn’t pay for a triple scotch on the rocks the whole weekend. I still remember his name, it was Doug because of course it was.
  • Tiger argued with his caddie about club selection. When he hammered one in the gorse the caddie looked at us and winked.
  • It is not a high falutin affair, everyone drinks like crazy. People are passed out all over the place.

 

Wine time!

BFC will be going to Spain at some point and had someone change his mind so he is now going to Ribera del Duero. Here. We. Go.

RDD got its D.O. status in 1982 but they having making wine there a long time. When they got their status there were only 9 wineries in the region now there are over 300. To get a D.O status here the wines must be over 75 percent Tempranillo but looking at the percentage of plantings it is way higher for pretty much every winery. When in your local wine store note that the ageing criteria we learned about two weeks ago still holds true. (Crianza, Riserva, Gran Riserva)

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The Duero river runs through it (brutal movie) so there is where you will get your vines. It has wicked temperature swings and is incredibly hot during the long summer days. Good thing Tempranillo is a very thick skinned grape that can handle it. I just learned that 95 percent of the vines planted there are indeed Temp as they handle the heat and sandy soil perfectly. There are also plantings of Cabernet, Merlot, and Malbec but they would be just used for blending and are very small. Also there are 300+ hectares of vines that are over 200 years old. It is amazing to me that no act of God, or rot, or wars have uprooted them or destroyed them altogether. Like Rhone you want the higher end of the soil to be kind of shitty so the rootstock go very deep to get their nutrients which in turn makes them way more hearty. The older the vines the deeper the roots.

A lot of folk compare their Tempranillos to Cabernet Sauvignons of the Napa Valley. They are made far bolder and bigger than the same grape varietal vinted in Rioja and Navarra. The best and most famoUs winery in the region is Vega Sicilia. BFC if you are reading this, attempt to get an appointment there at all costs. ALL COSTS. I couldn’t find anything on their website where you could do so, soUrry. Try anyway.

Next week I am not sure where I will tackle, maybe Portugal for Yeah Right. If you want me to go over anywhere else let me know in the comments. I only have a few weeks left until I pass this evening back to our friend in Northern Ontario!

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- A pugs best friend. - Wine drinker. - Loves to use the letter U behind O. - Iggles fan, Fulham FC (Mighty Whitey) supporter, Cavalry FC Ultra. - One of the resident futbol freaks at the clubhouse.
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SonOfSpam

Man, I wish was in Baltimore this weekend.

(probably the first time that sentence has ever been written or spoken)

Also it sucks that Jack Nicklaus was cool. Wanna hate him. Okay, still hate him.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ray Lewis probably said that initially, when he was worried that he wasn’t going to be able to get away with murder.

Sharkbait

Doing my best Brick impression

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh good, the train picked up speed.

Sharkbait and I were on the same train back. first it showed up late because of a “medical situation” on the way into the station, (they absolutely ran over a hobo),
then the train actually stopped just past Greenwich because of “police activity” around the tracks, (which likely means a Greenwich resident saw a Negro), and then on the way home Mrs. Cornblower and I got to see all the highway construction that Connecticut apparently decided to start this week.

Don T

Loved the golf stories, Singh children amok notwithstanding. Herod was right, folks.

Brick Meathook

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Sharkbait

Love the before and after. That was a good crab house.

https://youtu.be/dBe0H_csTBs?t=48

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Dunstan

Not seeing a lot of vegetables there. You boys make sure you eat your greens!

Horatio Cornblower

I got home and immediately made myself a salad. Not even kidding. My diet the last 2+ days was absolutely horrible.

I have no regrets at all. At all.

Doktor Zymm

Good night sweet prince, and lol at Rosencrantz and Guildenstern being dead

Gumbygirl

Found a funny:
The teacher puts 4 worms in test tubes. One is full of wine, one beer, one whiskey, and the 4th water. The next day she shows the class that the worms died in the first three, but the one in the water is alive. She asks the class “What have we learned from this experiment?” Johnny raises his hand, and says ” people who drink wine, beer, and whiskey don’t have worms!

ballsofsteelandfury

I am VERY happy to report that I am now negative on the antigen test and I managed to isolate well enough not to get my immediate family sick.

No joke, that is a HUGE relief for me. Onwards and upwards.

Sharkbait

Thats fantastic news!

Mr. Ayo

Free Ball!

Doktor Zymm

In celebration I move you from typhoid Mary to doesn’t really have cholera just kinda coughs a lot Kid!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Really glad to hear it, buddy.

2Pack

Great news. I’m hoping the wife tests out tomorrow. She was a no go on Friday. Like you she’s having trouble shaking it. The Covid-19 that is…

/ knows this crowd pretty good now

ballsofsteelandfury

Hope she gets that result soon!

Doktor Zymm

Note to self, do not clench jaw

Sharkbait

34 minutes behind schedule. Not the worst train delay I’ve had. At least theres beer

LemonJello

Allagash White?

Sharkbait

Sadly they don’t have Allagash on board. Went for Sam Adams instead.

WCS

LOFTY

Game Time Decision

MAYBE

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Wait are you saying it’s hotter in Ribera del Duero than Rioja? Because if so that seals it in terms of sticking with Rioja.

Doktor Zymm

IPhones can bite my shiny metal ass

LemonJello

Is that a new feature of the new model?

Sharkbait

Iphone 14 will have an ass easting app.

WCS

Will it have an Ass Herpes feature?

Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Way to gloat

Brick Meathook

That’s you and your beer.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I know. But I was focused on how few rounds of CAH I won compared to you.

Horatio Cornblower

I believe the final score was Brick 8, then someone with 4, then a couple of 2s.

Second favorite group activity, (that I will discuss without taking the 5th), behind Harry’s.

Brick Meathook

I totally cheated. You’ll never figure out how I did it.

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WCS

I knew Mike Furyk was a cool guy. He’s a Yinzer! Jim has been my favorite golfer for a loonnng time. Now, he’s on the Senior Tour.

Getting older, and watching guys you rooted for get even older is strange.

Brick Meathook

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Sharkbait

Fantastic shot

Brick Meathook

It represents how God, patriotism, and refined sugar are the foundation of what makes America great*.

(* refined sugar = slavery)

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Doktor Zymm

Largest continuous neon sign in the world!

Brick Meathook

(This is the photo I was yakking about as soon as I saw the Dominos sign)

“Journey’s End”
A. Aubrey Bodine, 1950
B&W silver photo print

A freighter is being guided by tugboats in the Patapsco Basin, Upper Baltimore Harbor.

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Sharkbait

I can see why they inverted it.

Brick Meathook

Now that I’ve seen it I realize it’s not inverted:

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Doktor Zymm

That is super moody, also very different from the current harbor other than the immutables like waterway shape

Gumbygirl

Spooky!

Sharkbait

The PK Express has been stopped in Cos Cob Connecticut for police activity. Hooray…..

King Hippo

I hope you pushed that heroine ALL THE WAY up your ass like I told ya…

Sharkbait

Horatio says it’s because they have the Arsenal flag, and I have the Fella Point glass.

Horatio Cornblower

HORATIO SAID NOTHING OF THE SORT!!!

LemonJello

Sounds like the start of Midnight Express 2.

WCS

Should’ve been in Wichita.

LemonJello

Looking like I have the opportunity to attend a couple of the Commies’ games this season due to a good friend (his son will be playing in the Commanders’ band and gets free tickets to all the home games). Boots on the ground potential in LIttle Danny’s Shithole Stadium?

King Hippo

Shit from above too, don’t forgets!

yeah right

Make it fucking so!

Doktor Zymm

I say go for it. Just sneak your own booze and snacks in, because you don’t want to buy stuff there and financially support Snyderly Whiplash. It’s not an awful gameday experience, and the band has typically been good so awesome to support your friend and his son. Live bands should always be a part of the NFL

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I wouldn’t pay to go to a Commies game, but I’d consider going with you if those free tickets needed takers.

LemonJello

As it stands now, I will be taking the Lady LemonJello to see Commies vs Vikings in November and then the dad and I will see Commies vs Cowboys in January. The rest may be spoken for.

Doktor Zymm

Sounds like a really fun weekend and huzzah Rhone. Also had a sort of relevant conversation yesterday about which sports it makes sense to drink while doing, started by golfing references. I do love my horseback friends, and no, you should not ride and drink. I would drive drunk before riding drunk, although that’s maybe kinda selfish.

In other news, I think I am officially in a funk. Not a serious one, but I should maybe take a few ‘sick days’ to get me through. I should be better about Covid testing and maybe taking real sick days, but again with the selfish, I don’t want to stop doing the stuff I love that keeps me sane if I have a symptomless case. Plus it’s harder to call off work without symptoms.

Sharkbait

The weekend was a good time! I’d go back for another meetup there in a second. Though I’d definitely sty over in Fells point next time. The harbor where I stayed was OK, but all the good stuff was over there. Like flagpoles to hide under benches…

I get the funk thing. I still get them and power through them even though I probably shouldn’t and take time for myself. This weekend helped with that for sure.

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Doktor Zymm

Priorities! Yeah, Fells has always had the edge over the Inner Harbor, at least within my lifetime. I assume a hundred years ago or so it may have been different, but meh

King Hippo

Also, my phone survived all the drunken carousing, and even a footed ball exhibition contest.

I dragged the hotel power cube while packing this morning, phone went splat and now won’t turn on.

I know some of y’all is technically proficient. All I can determine is that for AT&T, I must limit myself to BlackBerry KeyOne (they never sold the Key2), but as long as it’s a reputable source and unlocked – then I should be able to swap out SIM cards and be fine.

Could not find one on Amazon, does this site/link seem reputable(ish) to y’all? Ain’t never used it, didn’t see any immediate red flags though.

https://www.electronicsforce.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=64675

Mr. Ayo

You can save some money and buy from a reputable store here if you only need the 32GB version.

https://www.newegg.com/blackberry-bbb100-1-smart-phones/p/294-001P-00014

LemonJello

Buy two (2) just so’s Future Hippo can keep communicatin’.

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King Hippo

I have heard of New Egg before, and this description specifically said unlocked. So I’mma go for it. HIPPO FEARS AND REJECTS ALL CHANGE.

Doktor Zymm

Nowadays you have to be careful with newegg. They were one of the original online dealers of computer components, but for the last 10 years or so to compete with Amazon they do third-party sellers which can be a rip.

Mr. Ayo

Just read the link and reviews. Sorry in advance Hippo!

Gumbygirl

You got yourself out of your comfort zone this weekend, and by all reports it was a damn good time. Yay for you, your majesty! You are my favorite, don’t tell the others.

Sharkbait

RIP The Blackberry

Doktor Zymm

You’re probably best off with something alibaba, or, and I realize this is touchy, a Unihertz (being the only current physical keyboard option). The unihertz slim is a decent clone of the BB keys, and I’m typing this on the keyboard of a unihertz Titan that I got after drowning my key2 in the maldives last may

King Hippo

If this ain’t work, I shall look into the Unihertz thingamabob

Doktor Zymm

I did the 2 simultaneously, as the BB would take longer to ship than the unihetz, but my shitty gypsy neighbor stole my blackberry and my options were few to none to got used to the Unihertz. I actually really like it now, with the titan I not only have a keyboard, but I could also beat someone to death with my phone with minimal consequences

King Hippo

Harry’s was an old man bar, I’d say. Just a deceptively classy one.

That purple-canned IPA was delicious.

Sharkbait

Loose cannon is tasty and delicious.

Dunstan

If you ever want to cover Ontario or BC wines, I’d be curious. Whenever I’m in Canada, I usually pick up a few bottles to try while I’m there, but I’m basically flying blind and my hit rate is low — not so low that I think it all sucks, but I have no confidence in being able to find something good or at least interesting. I did have a Baco Noir from Niagara once that was interesting — I’d rather drink a weird wine than just a mediocre one.

Dunstan

I know that for marketing reasons, Canadian regions want to make varieties that consumers recognize, but that may not always be the best. A grape that is well-suited to the climate may be better in the long run.

That was my impression of the Temecula wine region — the best ones I’ve tried were lesser-known varieties that can handle the heat, but for the most part they insist on churning out the chardonnays and cabernets and such. (They’re not quite reckless enough to try making pinot at least….)

yeah right

I was just going to tell you that it was delicious. Very full body but with a clean pinot finish. I detected a bit of a malbec note with a black pepper thing on the back end.

Damn good bottle of wine.

TAJ and I killed it and buried the evidence.

Doktor Zymm

Oh interesting about the genetic recognition, I would say should be the flavor that matters, but totally get that nothing is as simple as that

Brick Meathook

I’ve done comparisons between Canadian and California wines. Both smell good and will get you buzzed, but the main difference is about forty bucks a bottle.

Wakezilla

BC wine is good. I just wish the government would have some confidence in BC’s product and make wines of the world more accessible and cheaper and let the consumer decide.

Sharkbait

That sounds like a fantastic Open story. I definitely want to A) Go to Scotland and B) potentially play a round of golf there.

LemonJello

LemonJello Bucket List Trip: Scotland, Ireland, Wales, England and just drink myself stupid (well, more so than usual) on the local products.