Sexy Friday – 20220721

It’s been an interesting two weeks. As many of you know, I got COVID sometime during my vacation. I have no idea where or when. I don’t even know if I got sick first on a regular cold and then my immune system was down, so I got COVID.

On the bright side, I’m over it and back to normal. I never lost my sense of taste or smell, which was a good thing. I did lose 7 pounds, though, which was unexpected and weird. I actually thought I was eating more than usual. I guess my body was burning a lot of calories fighting the virus.

A big Thank You to Yeah Right for filling in for me last week. I felt okay and I was working remotely but my coworkers told me I was definitely “off” and sometimes didn’t seem like myself. If I could barely keep it together for work, there was no way I could do the Sexy Friday post.

I am feeling A LOT better and I’m nearly at 100%. However, with another week of work, I have not really had the chance to prep this week’s post.

No pics or videos today as I’ve not had time to prepare them. I’ll leave it to Brocky or Mr. Ayo to make up for me.

I hope y’all are able to stay healthy and safe. Type away!

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Balls somehow lost his bio and didn't realize it. He's now scrambling to write something clever and failing. He likes butts, boobs, most things that start with the letter B, and writing in the Second Person. Geelong, Toluca, Barcelona, and Steelers, in that order.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Duh, come on, Rikki, get it together.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think my biggest accomplishment of the week was using krazy glue to fix a cracked toilet.

Gumbygirl

My father in law is coming to spend a week with us, while my SIL’s are in Korea
(the astrophysicist has a conference.) He’s 89, and in terrible health. Like he really can’t even walk anymore bad. I’m scared shitless he’s going to die while he’s here. He really needs to be in a nursing home, but he can’t afford it, we can’t afford it for him. SIL can, but she’s cheap as fuck. Her wife is interviewing for provost and chancellor jobs all the time. I think they think they can move and dump him on us. Um, nope. He took care of their twins so they never had to pay for daycare, or worry about travelling for their jobs or for fun. In return, they gave him a home for the rest of his life. Or they can pay for him to be someplace nice. No other options. I have enough to do keeping Gumby alive!

litre_cola

That does not sound like a good situation. Air con?

Gumbygirl

It’s not. I’m trying not to freak. I feel really bad for him, every time I see him he tells me he wishes he would die.

Mr. Ayo

Wow. That’s heart breaking.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That sounds like an early episode of South Park.

2Pack

Dealing with family can be brutal. Add self centered twits to that and it is worse. Do what you can for your FIL, you will move forward in a better place for you, if you do that. They can live with themselves like they always do, justifying their indifference. But what goes around always comes back around.

Gumbygirl

I know you’re right, and I will take good care of him while he’s here. But I’m not a nurse, and I think that’s what he needs. It sucks, mostly for him.

2Pack

Retro Sci Fi chick + fish net fashion = what are your questions people?

2Pack

Stupid phone

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Brocky

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rockingdog

Found a funny;

do dogs even realize they are hanging out with other dogs of the same breed or do people organize like a “Dachshund meet-up” solely for their own strange satisfaction

Mr. Ayo

Am I high? This sexy Maxi match on TUDN is being announced in the deplorable Queen’s language further bastardized by the Americans.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tonight I’m drinking to celebrate the fact that Steve Bannon got convicted. Fuck that evil hobgoblin, I hope drinks himself to death before he even gets sentenced.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m cranky.

Whiskey and ice cream should help, right?

Dunstan

Can’t hurt.

Brick Meathook

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scotchnaut

I have a customer that is asking me about pricing regarding various products for the last 90 minutes. It’s Friday fucking night.

Me: “Client, you’ve done enough-have you no sense of decency?”

Sharkbait

that should be illegal.

Dunstan

Sci-fi women? Doctor Who has it covered:

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Dunstan

My personal favorite:

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Dunstan

And of course, Martha Jones:

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SonOfSpam

Ohtani has 9 Ks and has given up 1 hit and no runs and no walks through 5.

And the best he can expect so far is a tie.

Gonna switch over to the World Track n Field Champs on USA Network.

The 400m finals are coming up soon. (shudders at memory of running that in HS)

WCS

800m repeats cause PTSD in WCS’ kneecaps.

SonOfSpam

800 was insane. “Ok you sprinted that 400 and have nothing left, so do it again.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Are you sure you didn’t mistakenly tune in to a rerun of last night’s 1/6 hearing?

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WCS

The man never drank a Duff in his life.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“That’s [hic] what I said!” – Blackout Brett Kavanaugh

SonOfSpam

Somehow a perfect Simpsons reference.

Gumbygirl

Always a perfect Simpsons reference. Seriously, WCS could teach a Masterclass! It’s impressive AF!

Brick Meathook

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Brocky

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Brick Meathook

“. . . and the other hamper is for poo-poo undies.”

WCS

“EWWW!”

— Eli M., NY

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Dunstan

Needs more Kaylee.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Sharkbait

Red Sox are down 25-3 in the 5th. The most runs scored in a game since 1900 is 30

WCS

NAWT FAHHHHH

Sharkbait

Fuck it. go for the record at this point!

scotchnaut

#Bostonoppositeofstrong

scotchnaut

I’ll admit it. I had a crush on Shannon Whirry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV8lVHO78lg&ab_channel=VideoDetective

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Calling that a variant of a Turkish delight is like calling Josh Hawley a statesman

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Listen, nobody here should be commenting about Josh Hawley other than our resident track star blaxabbath.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Actually….

You’ll have to wait until I write about it.

King Hippo

Your goal is to top the takedowns posted by Horatio and myself.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Way too much effort

yeah right

I want a piece of that post.

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WCS

Yeah, it’s too damn hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hNiofsR8XU

King Hippo

They should move that The Rent Is Too Damn High dude to the weather beat.

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Brick Meathook

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Sharkbait

Guessing thats the prototype that turned into the B-52?

Brick Meathook

No, not even the same company. That’s the Convair B-36, with six piston engines and four jet engines. Replaced by the Boeing B-47, which in turn was replaced by the Boeing B-52. The B-36 was friggin’ huge, bigger than the B-52.

Brick Meathook

The B-36 had enormous tits. Observe:

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Sharkbait

Im partial to the B-52. My grandfather flew in them when he was in SAC during Korea and Vietnam

Brick Meathook

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Brocky

No way I can keep up with rikki (there’s a pun there and I just can’t think of it)

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

You know what’s happening tonight? Big Turk tasting.

Gumbygirl

I’m glad you’re feeling better, Balls! As everyone here knows, you are my All-Time Favorite!

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DJ TAJ

I think this is science fiction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ueo6Qjo07M8

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Mr. Ayo

7 lbs? Balls is our new Sexy Friday mascot!

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King Hippo

OH SWEET HEAVENLY JEEBUS

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THIS MR. AYO I CALL HIM A JOCK STRAP BECAUSE HE SUPPORTS BALLS!

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Brick Meathook

Look at the tits on this thing:

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Have we done a Sci-Fi themed Sexy Friday yet?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM

Brocky

I mean, we could try

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Brocky

I would like to reiterate that this is still in my opinion one of the most unnecessary sexy scenes in a movie in the last 20 years.

I was a teenager when this came out and I still wanted to roll my eyes

King Hippo

This week was draining as fuck. Good to have Balls back in our Friday nights PHRASING.

DJ TAJ

Great to have you back just not the same without “Balls”