Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

To The Game!

Bears/Packers:

-God, I love Qaron’s predictability so much! That look of utter disdain on his face when Watkins dropped that perfectly-thrown deep pass? Perfection.

-Tis no wonder that Lafleur noted that he’d like to get the ball into the hands of Jones and Dillon more often. I mean, what other choice does he have?

-Actually, he just might have Lazard back tonight. He’s the big (6’5″, 230) sure-handed, competent wr desperately needed right now. I’m sure Rodgers very much appreciates his mere 2(!) drops on 60 targets last year.

-Chicago’s D should be able to exert some pressure though. Defensive end Quinn had 18 1/2 sacks last year (3 vs. the Pack) and rookie Dominique Robinson had 1 1/2 last week. In addition, the Vikes had 4 sacks in their week one win.

-Montgomery is still the go-to back over Herbert, out-carrying him 17 to 9 but his 1.5 ypc vs Herbert’s 5 should give Eberflus some second thoughts.

-That Eberflus fella is up against it. Despite being one of only 5 Bears coaches to win his first game, Chicago is 2-12 in their last 14 meetings in Lambeau. And the Pack was the only team to go undefeated at home last year. (though they lost that playoff game, like they always do during Qaron’s reign)

-Piling On: Green Bay has won their last 12 night games.

-Fields threw for less than 50% in the wind and rain and muck last week but came up big in the 2nd half with TD throws to Pettis and St. Brown when it mattered.

Enjoy tonight’s offering before the cold harsh reality of Monday morning crashes in.

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Spur

Cute Knight confesses he went balls deep. Alicent knows he’s worth more alive then killing him

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fleshwound_NPG

piss poor spot

Doktor Zymm

I think this is the first time I actually agree with challenging a spot

King Hippo

a successful spot challenge, we truly have seen it all today

WCS

THE FOOBAWL GAWDS DEMAND A MOST-GLORIOUS DRAW

Doktor Zymm

Remember when Matt Forte was 80% of the Bears’ offence?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yes

fleshwound_NPG

both these teams have legit problems at run defense

Doktor Zymm

In honor of Brady’s abysmal day, I had a lot of delicious tomato and eggplant dishes at dinner tonight

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Bears paying tribute to Herm Edwards’s firing by accidentally paying tribute to Tony Dungy and hanging around.

Spur

The black prince is gay

BugEyedBoo

Me: He’s gay.
Daughter: You don’t know that. <not 5 minutes later> Guess you’re right.

Beerguyrob

Cris is trying SO HARD to have a catchphrase go over.

Gatoraids

“I quit” would get people behind it

King Hippo

he’s trying to make fetch happen?

Spur

Lord Clubfoot is making his move

Spur

Otto is fine about a war

Brocky

I’m just turning the episode on, so here’s this

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Spur

its the over bite

Game Time Decision

Can the goat even get braces?

Gatoraids

Had to take a commercial break just so Collinsworth could practice that I believe its on Aaron Rodger 45 times

Brocky

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Horatio Cornblower

I went to church for the first time in years, missed all the football games, missed the Yankee game, drank a *lot* of beer, ate BBQ, snuck onto a golf course with 5 of my friends and played a 500+ yard hole, (I did not make par), and came home to find that the Cowboys won and the Yankees came back from 4-1 down to beat Milwaukee?

Guess it’s Jesus, beer, and BBQ next week as well.

Doktor Zymm

Jones having himself a night, presumably because everyone here had him on past fantasy teams but not this year

fleshwound_NPG

guy that looks exactly like aaron rodgers: i had no idea i looked like aaron rodgers

Brocky

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Spur

who can steal public funds and not be called a welfare queen.

Spur

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Spur

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Gumbygirl

Ugh, no more. I turned it to a documentary about the queen’s coronation. But good news, my pot roast is almost done, and to celebrate, I roasted some pot!

Gumbygirl

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fleshwound_NPG

bears: god, give us one incredible super bowl season

god: *gives 30+ years of irrelevance*

packers: god, give us two hall of fame quarterbacks, back to back

god: *one super bowl apiece*

patriots: GAWD, GIVE US A DAYHNUSTY LASTING TWENTY YEAAHRS

god: *gives a new curse of the bambino, in quarterback form, to haunt new england for decades*

Doktor Zymm

I don’t even want to know what the NFC East teams asked for

Brocky

Idk, but the result was eli manning’s dopey ass face

Gatoraids

Bad as Thursday Night football games are at least tomorrow is Friday…

Spur

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Need to buy a new tv. You all know anything about tvs/have recommendations?

Spur

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Doktor Zymm

Ursine is just plural urine with an underthrown ‘s’

Brick Meathook

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Spur

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Brick Meathook

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Spur

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King Hippo

She is such a delight.

Horatio Cornblower

Her real name’s not Cherry.

fleshwound_NPG

at least the avs won the cup or else im ready to burn shit alerady

same old bears shit since 1992 (with the one year exception when the sex cannon graced us with his impregnating arm)

Doktor Zymm

Turns out bears don’t only shit in the woods, they also shit all over football fields around the country

Spur

am turning this into a House of the Dragon live blog in 15 mins

Spur

yeah, yeah, yeah, its the Bears. Rodgers can punch down we all know this.

King Hippo

There’s no way he will be facing them come January, so no biggie.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hope Hippo bet the over

King Hippo

Ha! I am still on self-imposed timeout.

Sharkbait

Was…was that a Jonestown celly from Lazard??

Beerguyrob

It was a high tea celly for both Josh Gordon (high) and the Queen (tea).

LemonJello

Mercy rule this “game” at the half.

Spur

lets see Rodgers do this against the 49ers

Beerguyrob

The pork loin turned out. Three hour sous vide; wrapped in bacon & smothered in honey mustard; three hour smoke. I am in dinner heaven.

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King Hippo

You have done a Sunday Gravy-worthy good, imaginary pal!

Beerguyrob

Thanks!

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Gatoraids

cooked and sliced to perfection…like the Ursines at this point

Doktor Zymm

Apple watch getting even creepier by advertising that it can detect ovulation post-Roe

King Hippo

Swear to fuck, I am never, EVER owning an Apple product. My kids are lucky I agree to pay for theirs.

Spur

Its tracking cycles now and ready to report at a GOP senators notice.

Spur

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Spur

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fleshwound_NPG

fire nagy again

King Hippo

HippoBrain needs an easier slate to write up. This bonkers shit is hard to summarize.

But HippoSoul loves all this entropy.

Just kidding. Hippo ain’t got no soul.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Raiders Raidered, the Browns Browned, the Jets anti-Jetsed…

Doktor Zymm

I miss 30 minutes ago when it looked like the Bears might make it sorta competitive

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yup, giving up 29 yards after 2nd and 28 sounds right, too

Doktor Zymm

No foul! 2nd and LOTS

Spur

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Spur

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s crazy that the Raiders blew a 20 point lead – their worst blown lead in franchise in history – and it’s only the 3rd worst loss of the weekend.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Cris said “Family Night,” finish your drink!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

(Happens to be a problematic tradition in the Reid household, too)

Beerguyrob

No designated driver; three designated meats.

fleshwound_NPG

internet: cops are bad
people: cops are bad
cops: we’re bad

tv: more cop shows

Doktor Zymm

In other idiotic Chicago news, they are trying to convert many of the highly used park service tennis courts into dedicated pickleball courts

King Hippo

Is it just me, or are others confused why pickleball is even a thing. Just play tennis, assdicks. Is a great sportsball activity.

Second-most efficient full body exercise after lap swimming, or so I “picked up” in my youth.

BugEyedBoo

Racquetball is a lot more strenuous than tennis; at least it was for me and the other beginners I played with back when I played.