To The Game!
Bears/Packers:
-God, I love Qaron’s predictability so much! That look of utter disdain on his face when Watkins dropped that perfectly-thrown deep pass? Perfection.
-Tis no wonder that Lafleur noted that he’d like to get the ball into the hands of Jones and Dillon more often. I mean, what other choice does he have?
-Actually, he just might have Lazard back tonight. He’s the big (6’5″, 230) sure-handed, competent wr desperately needed right now. I’m sure Rodgers very much appreciates his mere 2(!) drops on 60 targets last year.
-Chicago’s D should be able to exert some pressure though. Defensive end Quinn had 18 1/2 sacks last year (3 vs. the Pack) and rookie Dominique Robinson had 1 1/2 last week. In addition, the Vikes had 4 sacks in their week one win.
-Montgomery is still the go-to back over Herbert, out-carrying him 17 to 9 but his 1.5 ypc vs Herbert’s 5 should give Eberflus some second thoughts.
-That Eberflus fella is up against it. Despite being one of only 5 Bears coaches to win his first game, Chicago is 2-12 in their last 14 meetings in Lambeau. And the Pack was the only team to go undefeated at home last year. (though they lost that playoff game, like they always do during Qaron’s reign)
-Piling On: Green Bay has won their last 12 night games.
-Fields threw for less than 50% in the wind and rain and muck last week but came up big in the 2nd half with TD throws to Pettis and St. Brown when it mattered.
Enjoy tonight’s offering before the cold harsh reality of Monday morning crashes in.
Cute Knight confesses he went balls deep. Alicent knows he’s worth more alive then killing him
piss poor spot
I think this is the first time I actually agree with challenging a spot
a successful spot challenge, we truly have seen it all today
THE FOOBAWL GAWDS DEMAND A MOST-GLORIOUS DRAW
Remember when Matt Forte was 80% of the Bears’ offence?
Yes
both these teams have legit problems at run defense
In honor of Brady’s abysmal day, I had a lot of delicious tomato and eggplant dishes at dinner tonight
The Bears paying tribute to Herm Edwards’s firing by accidentally paying tribute to Tony Dungy and hanging around.
The black prince is gay
Me: He’s gay.
Daughter: You don’t know that. <not 5 minutes later> Guess you’re right.
Cris is trying SO HARD to have a catchphrase go over.
“I quit” would get people behind it
he’s trying to make fetch happen?
Lord Clubfoot is making his move
Otto is fine about a war
I’m just turning the episode on, so here’s this
its the over bite
Can the goat even get braces?
Had to take a commercial break just so Collinsworth could practice that I believe its on Aaron Rodger 45 times
I went to church for the first time in years, missed all the football games, missed the Yankee game, drank a *lot* of beer, ate BBQ, snuck onto a golf course with 5 of my friends and played a 500+ yard hole, (I did not make par), and came home to find that the Cowboys won and the Yankees came back from 4-1 down to beat Milwaukee?
Guess it’s Jesus, beer, and BBQ next week as well.
Jones having himself a night, presumably because everyone here had him on past fantasy teams but not this year
guy that looks exactly like aaron rodgers: i had no idea i looked like aaron rodgers
who can steal public funds and not be called a welfare queen.
Ugh, no more. I turned it to a documentary about the queen’s coronation. But good news, my pot roast is almost done, and to celebrate, I roasted some pot!
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bears: god, give us one incredible super bowl season
god: *gives 30+ years of irrelevance*
packers: god, give us two hall of fame quarterbacks, back to back
god: *one super bowl apiece*
patriots: GAWD, GIVE US A DAYHNUSTY LASTING TWENTY YEAAHRS
god: *gives a new curse of the bambino, in quarterback form, to haunt new england for decades*
I don’t even want to know what the NFC East teams asked for
Idk, but the result was eli manning’s dopey ass face
Bad as Thursday Night football games are at least tomorrow is Friday…
Need to buy a new tv. You all know anything about tvs/have recommendations?
Ursine is just plural urine with an underthrown ‘s’
She is such a delight.
Her real name’s not Cherry.
at least the avs won the cup or else im ready to burn shit alerady
same old bears shit since 1992 (with the one year exception when the sex cannon graced us with his impregnating arm)
Turns out bears don’t only shit in the woods, they also shit all over football fields around the country
am turning this into a House of the Dragon live blog in 15 mins
yeah, yeah, yeah, its the Bears. Rodgers can punch down we all know this.
There’s no way he will be facing them come January, so no biggie.
Hope Hippo bet the over
Ha! I am still on self-imposed timeout.
Was…was that a Jonestown celly from Lazard??
It was a high tea celly for both Josh Gordon (high) and the Queen (tea).
Mercy rule this “game” at the half.
lets see Rodgers do this against the 49ers
The pork loin turned out. Three hour sous vide; wrapped in bacon & smothered in honey mustard; three hour smoke. I am in dinner heaven.
You have done a Sunday Gravy-worthy good, imaginary pal!
Thanks!
cooked and sliced to perfection…like the Ursines at this point
Apple watch getting even creepier by advertising that it can detect ovulation post-Roe
Swear to fuck, I am never, EVER owning an Apple product. My kids are lucky I agree to pay for theirs.
Its tracking cycles now and ready to report at a GOP senators notice.
fire nagy again
HippoBrain needs an easier slate to write up. This bonkers shit is hard to summarize.
But HippoSoul loves all this entropy.
Just kidding. Hippo ain’t got no soul.
The Raiders Raidered, the Browns Browned, the Jets anti-Jetsed…
I miss 30 minutes ago when it looked like the Bears might make it sorta competitive
Yup, giving up 29 yards after 2nd and 28 sounds right, too
No foul! 2nd and LOTS
It’s crazy that the Raiders blew a 20 point lead – their worst blown lead in franchise in history – and it’s only the 3rd worst loss of the weekend.
Cris said “Family Night,” finish your drink!
(Happens to be a problematic tradition in the Reid household, too)
No designated driver; three designated meats.
internet: cops are bad
people: cops are bad
cops: we’re bad
tv: more cop shows
In other idiotic Chicago news, they are trying to convert many of the highly used park service tennis courts into dedicated pickleball courts
Is it just me, or are others confused why pickleball is even a thing. Just play tennis, assdicks. Is a great sportsball activity.
Second-most efficient full body exercise after lap swimming, or so I “picked up” in my youth.
Racquetball is a lot more strenuous than tennis; at least it was for me and the other beginners I played with back when I played.