Oh yay, the struggling Broncos get another prime time game-I think that’s the third in six weeks. Of course, they’ll likely make me look silly by playing competently. Bastards, all of them.
Fallout:
-Hollywood Brown’s injury was that bad, so bad they jumped the gun and brought in malcontent Robby Anderson. I might be reaching but I can’t help but think that Anderson is not a very positive person.
-Jack Easterby is out of the Houston organization and it’s likely that many folks are happy. Seriously, it was difficult to find any talking heads that said anything good about him. Ok, maybe Chris Frantz but he gets along with everybody. How does a “Character Coach” mutate into an “Executive Vice President of Football Operations” with little to no qualifications? I guess by being an ambitious, smarmy, ingratiating lap dog. He’s no doubt wondering where his god is now.
-Belichick’s long slog towards the coach’s all-time win record continues apace. Yesterday he tied George Halas at 324. Shula is sitting at 347, a mere 2 1/2 seasons away.
To The Game!
Broncos/Chargers:
-Certainly Denver’s D has held up their end of the bargain, allowing a mere 15 points per game. They’ve not allowed any thrower of the ball to get beyond 200 yards which is impressive/likely ends tonight.
-The Chargers run game (Austin Ekeler, really) struggled mightily until Ekeler ran for a beastly 173 after averaging only 35 per tilt to that point.
-Are the Broncos having an injury problem? Well, they lead the league in the amount of salary that sits in the IR/PUP/NFI designations. The number is north of 76 million-the Titans occupy second with 48 million.
-Keenan Allen, while close, is not hopping on the field this evening which likely means that Mike Williams gets shut down by Patty Surtain, unless he can win a few jump balls. Surtain hasn’t allowed a TD this year and has only surrendered 143 yards to wideouts.
Make with the dick jokes below.
I’m going to read, my darling dears. Au revoir!
Not ideal!
https://twitter.com/greggrosenthal/status/1582218587720151040
Dunking on Wilson is getting easier every week. Sorry Donks fans.
Wait, the HOX have the DONKS WOO first round pick next year.
Huzzah! That’s currently pick #7!
Schneider and Carroll will deal it off for 6 picks in the 5th round, certain they will land on the next Richard Sherman
Um, they already drafted Tariq.
Mission accomplished! Need a new Kam though.
The new Kam would get flagged for hitting a defenseless receiver or leading with the helmet on about half of his tackles.
Russell Wilson needs more Jesus, like that kicker. That kicker has lots of Jesus, as he will tell you at every opportunity.
Smart of the Chargers to match Denver in the Jesus column. That was the key to the game
How many Jesusy players do we need to hear from before the smiting starts?
Not going to happen with Stabby still alive.
What Would Ciara Do? That is the real question we should be asking ourselves.
Shop for Russ’s next awards show outfit
Did someone start a light switch rave once the Chargers kicked that FG? gonna give people a seizure LA stadium employees!
Brocky, if this doesn’t make you quit fantasy football forever, I don’t know what will.
Shanklor, I have never prayed to you before, I have tongue for it.
I beg you to help me now!
And if you don’t, THEN TO HELL WITH YOU!!!
*God pokes Brocky in the eye*
you misspelled “ass”
Shan’klor has yet to make an appearance tonight…
I guess those “intercept cancer” shirts worked and now these teams are cancer.
How will the Chargers fuck this up . . .
God has parted the clouds and spread his cheeks.
Batten down the hatches because we have a literal shit storm brewing
teevee box is off, fuck this fucking fuckshit
Can you call a penalty on Denver for interference and nullify the play?
AN 8 SECOND DRIVE? COME THE FUCK ON! JUST TIE ALREADY!
Pill-O-Meter
Can you block a player into a kick?
About to find out
Apparently yes
DONKS NOOOO!!!
One single play killing two club members. Incredible. Sorry in advance, Brocky.
Fair Catch Kick or We Gripe!
YES, run clock run. HIPPO WANTS A FG ATTEMPT TO WIN OR DRAW
I want to go to sleep but can’t look a tie in the mouth.
Did I used to like FITBAW? If so, why???
Because you have 3 superbowls in the last 30 years
We’ve secretly replaced Russell Wilson’s playbook with Pete Carroll’s 9-11 conspiracy notes. Let’s see if anyone notices.
Blue-80! Blue-80! Alex Jones was right! 54 is the mike! Jet fuel doesn’t that! Set! HIKE!
Let Steel Melt!
Run, run, pass? Never seen this offense before.
A tie is what these head coaches deserve.
. Yes ….. I totally don’t have ulterior motives. ..