Welcome friends to this completely mandatory tilt! I hope I didn’t offend any west coasters by referencing the time of day. Welp, we’ve got yet another game featuring Hippo’s beloved Donkos and their airplane aisle-exercising leader. Let’s dig in, shall we?
To The Game!
Broncos/Jags:
-Both teams are dragging their sorry asses through a 4 game losing streak.
-The actual City of London is only 1.3 square miles and has only 7,500 folks living there. Greater London has 8.7 million wankers-all of them-residing within its boundaries.
-Nathaniel Hackett is in over his head and sounds like a character that cobbles shoes in a Dickens novel.
-The city, such as it was, was founded by the Romans in 50 AD and has been known as Ludenwic, Ludenberg and Londonium, which is also the substance that flows through Prince Harry’s bloodstream in my new graphic novel about royal superheroes.
-Wilson is listed as questionable and is regarded as more than a little bit cringey.
-The Great Fire of 1666 wasn’t that great regarding body counts. There were only six verified deaths but I’m guessing then, as now, that the poor didn’t (and can’t) count.
-Trevor Lawrence has a victory overseas-he won last year at Tatertot Hotspur Stadium over the Fins.
-If you wanted to “Eat The Rich!” as the old saying goes, a good place to start your adventure is London, given that approximately 80 billionaires live there.
-Etienne should get all kinds of touches today now that James Robinson has been shipped off to the Jetskis.
-Some of the more ‘colourful’ street names that once existed have been replaced. Places like Pissing Alley, Shiteburn Lane and Gropecunt Lane have been re-named and no one seems to know why.
Have a coffee and enjoy.
Went upstairs to brush my teeth and Arsenal go up 5-0.
This must be why the British have such lousy teeth.
https://twitter.com/Justinbobbyx13/status/1586436896921915394?s=20&t=qkn5hlqLwHuM-rccjJcITA
In-com-PLETE WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Letting Russ cook might improve that British food.
Wait this game in Germany or England?
I thought this was the German game but then remembered Brady is in that one.
Is it 9am yet?
Close enough!
*runs to the freezer*
Huzzah!
Is half-past Pill O’clock in North Cakalaky
Fun week in the NBA. My team, the Spurs cut their promising PG, Primo, on Friday. Word finally comes out he’s exposing himself to women. Good for the team to show some morals
World B Flat, aka Kyrie Irving, comes out openly antisemitic. Plays that game of “only asking questions” in an effort to appear smart
The Lakers are the last winless team, 0-5. The only feel good story of the week.
MURRAY PLS
If the sun wasn’t out I would have guessed that this was TNF
3rd and 29, NFL BLITZ!
Damn, the Hulu stream looks better then the TNF Prime stream. Don’t all these media companies use the same AWS servers?
Maybe they bought a 2nd hamster
Thomas Party just unleashed some heavy artillery, much as the King’s African Water Pistols used to do when the natives raised some differences of opinions about just who owned the local natural resources.
Those natives had unacceptable views! The Water Pistols were right to proceed!
3-0, and off the pitch goes Fat Lingard in the 55th minute. Smashing!
Oh it’s 4-0 now.
Morning Folks
As a salute to the game in Germany, the halftime marching band is going to dot the umlaut in die Bruder.
It seems Handsome Mike may have set some fires during the halftime talk.
I 100% believe that Gropecunt Lane is a real thing.
If it’s not it should be.
It is
It appears that Wilson is biased against wide-open receivers.
Crikey, just get 7-10 yards and kick the FG. Fuck’s sake.
Me thinks yer cooch is not long for his job.
Houston’s manager, after #476.
Charmslinger…IMPROVING??
Russ has some timNO HE DOESN’T!
He’s grabbing his balls.
Why isn’t good wine this cheap in the US? I even got a liter of vino tinto in a box for later and I bet it’s better than the 4 euro wine at home
Because JESUS
California has great cheap wine. I’ve never seen any 4 euro wine here though.
Litre’s 100 percent biased large cities not in North America ranked.
Basically I love foggy London towne.
Nothing en Espana?
Barca got edged out by Istanbul.
I have never been to Tokyo I want to go with all of my soul, and without child.
If I were to pick one city I’d really like to see it would be Hanoi, and particularly its old quarter. I’ve been to Ho Chi Minh City but that’s modernized a lot. Hanoi hasn’t.
Agreed. I have watched docos on what Chinese investment has done to Cambodia and I know so much of it has changed for the worst. I hope the same doesn’t happen to Hanoi.
I loved Sihanoukville and from what I have seen it is completely unrecognizable from 10 years ago.
I got my Vietnamese visa in Sihanoukville despite not going there!
Hanoi is great! If you get there, go eat at the Green Tangerine
No love for Tokyo?
Sir — I notice that Salisbury (capital of Rhodesia) is not on your list. A visit to our beautiful (albeit, blood-stained) streets is highly recommended!
My only foray into the dark continent was a month through all over Morocco, a true monarchy!
But what about their steaks??
The most tender cuts of meat found this side of Kampala! Sourced directly from the local slum!
Number “X” was an ineligible receiver
Gibbs-White just recklessly threw his studs into the WRONG Albanian’s ankle. If Xhaka can continue retaliation will be ferocious.
First laughs for this week, and at the expense of London! Dynamite stuff.
Arsenal look like shite.
They’re the shite-iest blighters that ever oy-ed!
/I’m really enjoying learning this new language
A delay of game on the goddamned kickoff???
Defensing unit getting a breather, at least.
Gotta give that London crowd some of that kickin’ stuff they love so much.
You might imagine that Hippo is angry. Let’s say I now have a better understanding of how Scotchy feels when he watches a hobo breathe.
“This needs to change…”
Hackett’s a right cunt, innit??
How fun! My pirated stream is a broadcast from Canadia!
You’re welcome. We try our best to please. All of us. All the time.
Well then explain the Big Turk.
they want us to know they are CAPABLE of evil, so we don’t take advantage, eh?
Well, it happens on the last day of training camp when you’re asked to bring your playbook to your position coach’s office. He then tells you to hand it in and informs you that you’ve been cut. The chocolate bar is a nod to that day and it’s inherent ugliness.
Watching game with a Broncos fan and the conversation is pretty much the football version of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKzW0F0p28
Ah, Bahston Hyoomah!
It’s really never not unfunny, folks.
Broncos Simmons is having a horrible, terrible not good at all day.
The refs really, really want to see the Jags on the one yard line.
I have the sound on Arsenal, please let me know if/when the local Donks faithful start “You’re Getting Sacked in the Morning”
Broncos Country, Eel Pied!
VPNs are pretty nifty. Why YES Sling TV, I AM in the Western USA
Could I use a VPN for gambling purposes? Say I live in Fascist Texas and use a mobile VPN for liberal Wyoming, would that work?
One way to find out!
Zymm you told me Wyoming didn’t exist, even when I thought that I was there.
You can be places that don’t exist with VPN
Wyoming must be doing that to honoUr its native son, Hippo.
The handsomeness discrepancy between the Robins Hood and King’s Afrikan Water Pistols’ managers is striking.
The Robins Hood manager has always reminded me of a certain moving-picture-film serial killer. Do you suppose that he puts his players through elaborate torture sequences during training?
Just like a geriatric, I’m just a little late and there’s a bed shitting.
Banner!
Seconded
Though he was frustrating as hell to watch, I sorta felt that Engram would be okay if he could just get the hell out of New York.
SIGH. At least I left Engram in my money league lineup (over Pitts)
Wilson checking out the tablet to see just how bad that throw was.
why don’t they have ads for teh SPACE Marines??
Unlimited Sacks
well, that wasn’t an ideal start
I’ll be getting a fancy late lunch in an hour, forgot there was a English game today. Oh well, there are lots of English tourists here so watching them act like donkeys is kind of the same!
Present! Now to shower and escape down to the Internet cafe with my laptop to escape the howls of rage when my pod mates realize they don’t get ESPN+ on the hospital cable package.
“Will the “N” word be thrown around arbitrarily? Let’s wait and see.”
-Narrator
His ESPN+ subscription should make Fronk the HNIC, fo sho.
Oh I’m already in the wind, baby! Fronk who? I think he went that way.
The Denver Broncos have broken every ff team I have.
Let’s hope the coverage is good… at least…
Running wild outside the hash marks.
Nice.
Awake, present, and ALMOST SENTIENT. Donks WOO!!!!
Broncos Country Let’s Ride!
THAT’S TEH SPIRIT, governour!