Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

I like this sort of inter-conference type game because I can’t get a real handle on it. Perhaps they’ve played a bunch of times but it doesn’t seem like it to me. Plus, Garn Bay showed some signs of life when Dallas took them for granted and didn’t bother to cover the rookie wr. But First!

Newsy Notes

-The Gotdamn No Fun League strikes again, moving a potential snowiest Snow Bowl of all time to a neutral field in (outer) Detroit. The silver lining? Both teams will feel right at home, what with all the burned out, desiccated buildings nearby.

-Snakes Like Other Snakes: The Republicans have announced that they’ll be shutting down the House investigation of the Commies because  a.) of course and b.) they can.

-Going For It: The Eagles are not taking injuries to their d-lineman lying down. Roseman has signed Linval Joseph and Ndamakong Suh, Suh, Suhddio to take the place of two starters that are out of commission.

-Laurent Duvernay-Tardif is back with the Jets, having recovered from his injury. [puts finger to earpiece] Um, sorry, that should have been, “Having finished his medical residency”, which is a sentence that I’ve never typed before.

To The Game!

Titans/Packers:

-Speaking of injuries, Tennessee will be missing three starters on defense and their kicker.

-Josh McDaniels-13-24 as a head coach-got the dreaded ‘Vote of Confidence’ from Mark Davis. Some folks swore they heard the phrase, “Brownie, you’re doing a great job!”.

-For the Gamblors out there, the Titans are a gaudy 7-2 vs the spread. Take ’em!

-Does Tanny play for a run-heavy team? His TD/INT ratio is 8/3. He would have kicked ass in the ’40’s.

-Christian Watson went off last week but all it takes is a dropped pass and he’ll be back in Sulky Qaron’s doghouse again.

-Hammer Time-Green Bay’s rush D allows almost 5 yards per carry.

Do as you will.

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Sharkbait

In tonight’s performance of The Producers, the role of Max Bialystock will be played by Elon Musk

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/twitter-offices-closed-1.6655881

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There’s some fun drama in our HOA slack where apparently someone sent an anonymous letter to a couple who have a treadmill in their garage complaining about the “noise” and lady treadmill basically wrote an open letter back and posted it in the slack channel addressing their concerns. And then other nearby neighbors who didn’t write the letter are chiming in that they have no issue with treadmill noise, so it’s becoming more and more clear who wrote the anonymous letter.

I don’t care because it’s nowhere near me, but it’s amusing to witness.

BugEyedBoo

Wife is watching Game of Thrones for the fifth time. One Red Wedding coming up!

Brocky

I legit can’t bring myself to rematch.

Don T

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Don T

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Gumbygirl

Boooooooooohoooooooooo! I’m staying on Amazon Prime in the hopes they will carry a pissy presser from Qaron.

Brocky

Okay, so the broadcast with LeBron started pretty slow, now it’s gotten better

King Hippo

STRAIGHT INTO MAH VEINS

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

oh great hippo has moved onto the hard stuff now

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Aaron Rodgers’ family has never been less proud of him than they are tonight.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They are enjoying this immensely, however.

King Hippo

So are we! – Hippo y Other Hippo

WCS

I don’t have Prime, nor will I get it. Is this game anywhere within the same time zone as exciting as Tom Grossi is making it sound?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s actually the game of the century based on TNF standards.

Sharkbait

The lowest of the low bars.

King Hippo

Step 1 – Q-aron misses WIDE OPEN receiver on 3rd and long

Step 2 – I think…I think it moved?

WCS

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ThePirateSloth

May I present: the DFO Commentariat Elite Squadron

I don’t remember my exact method of modeling everyone – I know it was based on your fandom for armor/weapon colors, I think I linked these and asked for preferred physical looks, gender, and first/last names.

ThePirateSloth

Sorry, forgot to turn on viewing, it’s fixed.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Spicy Mohawk!

ballsofsteelandfury

The Happy Go Lucky TWBS is dead on.

Doktor Zymm

kickass!

ThePirateSloth

Oh shit, I still have the character pool with everyone in it! Everybody is getting a makeover because there are a ton of new customization options.

I might as well attempt a new run with the DFOCES.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You misspelled DFOECES but otherwise sounds good.

Brocky

I just want you to know i totally have a full head of hair IRL

LemonJello

Doesn’t see one for LemonJello:

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Brocky

There’s the ryan tannehill we know

King Hippo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tanny Fanny. Tanny Fanny.

Brocky

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King Hippo

In-com-PLETE!!!

/Q-aron’s vaccine record

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That…doesn’t feel like the right call.

Don T

Bobby Yrees lives baybeh!

Don T

Evening. Real life’s been too real lately.
THIS MATT LAFLEUR I CALL HIM DR. KAPOSI FOR HIS SUCCESSFUL SPOT REVIEW.
I was on delay, k?

WCS

Look who finally got to Burger King…

Don T

New tv yo, for the World Cup.
And tonite of course
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Wakezilla

Nice!I’ll be buying one online once Black Friday hits. Mine crapped out

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King Hippo

WATSON REDUX WOO MAKE PAPA 9-2

Brocky

LfG!!!!

jjfozz

We need the Packers to win, but watching that pussy ass bitch Rogers cry, whine, and mope is worth it.

King Hippo

that’s the “royal we!”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait, how is WCS involved in this?

King Hippo

Illuminati obvs!

Brocky

Yeah, I’d rather they not have the record that they’ve claimed for years “doesn’t meant anything because the bears have it”

Brocky

Speaking of the slack app, do we still have a dfo one?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We do but it’s for admin stuff – scheduling posts, etc.

ThePirateSloth

Do we have a discord channel?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We do not. We used to have some kind of space marine type squadron on a video game, but I don’t remember which one.

ThePirateSloth

I built an entire roster in Xcom2 using the DFO Commentariat, modeling everyone based on their chosen teams colors back in like 2017?18? I dunno, time is a flat circle and doesn’t mean anything anymore. I dunno if I still have that saved…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s the one!

ThePirateSloth

Well holy shit, I still have the folder with pictures of everyone. Imma upload it so I can share it.

I played like 2 or 3 campaigns with that roster. Many of you perished and did not live to see us throw off our alien overlords.

BugEyedBoo

My guys/gals die a lot in xcom2.

WCS

Don’t trigger Redshirt’s PTSD over the fates of his brethren.

jjfozz

Hello ya bunch of hammer heads

litre_cola

You of all people would enjoy the twitter implosion this evening.

ThePirateSloth

You rang?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THURSDAY NIGHT DOINK!

clint greasewood

Those tricky tits

litre_cola

Holy shit, he threw a td.