Your first of two tilts featuring a do or die thingy, the other being the Lions/Packers tomorrow night. Both home teams seem to have the momentum but they play the game for a reason goes the old chestnut. Let’s see what we have here.
To The Game!
Titans/Jags:
-Streaky! Oof, Tennessee has got to stop the bleeding-they’re on a six game skid while Jack Town has won four straight and 5 of their last 6. Plus, they are playing in the jungles of Florida which they call home.
-The Jags have the decided edge at qb where the journeyman Dobbs is just trying to get his first win versus the gorgeously-locked Lawrence who has led the league in completion percentage since November and has single-handedly made Zay Jones a viable fantasy entity.
-Jacksonville has very recently tightened up on defense as well. They’ve only allowed six points in the last two weeks. This bodes well for tonight because the ability to score points has certainly been an issue for the Titans-they haven’t scored more than 14 for three games.
-Since these last two played Tennessee have lost o-linemen Jones and Davis, edge Dupree and lb’s Cunningham and Long to IR. Additionally, Autry, Fulton and Hooker have lost time while recuperating.
-Just Humming Along: Christian Kirk, Jones and Evan Engram have all set career highs for receptions.
-Bad Luck?: The Titans have lost one score games to the Chiefs, Chargers and Bengals.
-The Jags are 2-6 in their last eight against this opponent and have not swept them since way back in 2005.
Get at it.
Don’t like that timeout. Encourages TN to try to make 3rd and long conversion. Just call one after next play, have 1:10 and 2 timeouts, that’s plenty to work with.
ahem
were they asking the JV QBs to strike a get ready to chicken dance pose for those pics
Shitty thing about funemployment, will owe taxes based on previous employment
Yes er uh, we also have an unemployment tax here at DFO Industries LLC Inc COMPTIA. You can just send it directly to me and I’ll credit your account; we accept cash, credit, or Coors.
London Jaguars just slotted one in.
piece o’ piss, lads!
I hear of you stick it in while standing up the end zone can’t get up the stick!
duuuuuvalllldown
That’s mo better!
Somebody’s not ready for Lights Out just yet!
Cant help but hearing Buck say Shao Khans money
yep, it does appear the TITS took the last 2 weeks off to get ready for this game.
MOAR LIEK six weeks off
yea king henry is back
Can we crowdfund a movie “A Man Called OttoMan”? Bio on raise from Shit talking poster to US Congressman
I miss that guy most of all — he was a commie librul like myself, just much wittier
Jax-you’re not good enough to be that cute.
somebody came into tonight with tight sphincters, and it AIN’T DONT’s TITS
There’s an anime joke here but not even I’m that fucking nerdy
thursday ass tits jags game
Evening
Ring around the rosies
andy reid: “hungry onion ring left on two”
Fine margins, each team has inside-the-30 brainfart, but only one pays
Meth fueled Duval showed up tonite.
That looked like a kidney shot
“Don’t mind if I do.”
-J. Dahmer, Milwaukee, 1990
Green apple lube, for when you want a jolly rancher up in your cooch but don’t live near a ranch!
THIS TITANS OFFENSIVE GAMEPLAN IS A CHINA MEIVILLE NOVEL BECAUSE IT’S GOING TO TAKE A LONG TIME FOR ME TO FIGURE IT OUT.
10 minute drive ending in 51 yard field goals is two TEN pipe dreams in one.
Silly, but not like, fun silly
That was weird. Like, dumb weird.
yeah, just seeing it almost broked mah brain
what. the hell.
they go with a manbeater and it’s HARD
Christ, even Tobias Funke would pause on that sentence
A plain hand-off to the backup rb on 3rd and 3? Huh.
oh, if only there was The Weapon for this sitch
To be clear: my handsomeness is not the stuff of your parloUr games. Declibe on the bet. Anyone who wants a peek a T beefcake must come to the Caribbean.
Did they just call him the “six year bro”?
Rooting for TCU on Monday but I think Georgia got warmed up from that Ohio game
the think that sticks in my teeth (like a stray pube)? I read that not a single B1G team plays the 3-3-5 that Bloodeyes use. Fucked with Michigan. Only team UGA played that does was Leach’s Cowbells.
Yup. OSU got GA’s attention with that game. When you make a god bleed, you get their full attention.
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If Damar Hamlin had woken up to see Joe and Troy on his moving-picture-box, he surely would have believed that he had died and gone to an infernal place.
How the fuck you doin’? Ready for heartbreak, yeah.
Read all the way to the bottom of the comments, buddy-guy!
Heartbreak, you say? Damar Hamlin disapproves!
2 b FARE, that was more of a heart pause
Well he’s a STONEhouse
Trevor Laurence looks a bit Targaryen. Nickname ideas
Meth Dragon
QB Who Was Promised
Prince of Duval
Fire & Bath Salts
why would we need a nickname for Prison Girlfriend?
Dothraki Prison Girlfriend
“Floridians screaming at the top of their lungs when seeing an over-sized flag? That’s kinda pathetic, really.”
-Pavlov’s dog
Oh HELL YEAH
Despite the physical resemblance, Damar is no relation to Harry:
Harry could get it, not gonna lie.
doing the anthem tonight…florida man!
I’ve the notion that future historians will group “Joe and Troy” with the likes of Ethelred The Unready and Lulach the Foolish.
At least no one has been idiot enough to give them a kingdom
Prime Time football commenting is a kinda of kingdom in this age.
https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1611603356874596352?s=20&t=lu2bWFA-3buX98V4Y-lNwQ
a little more aggressive with the grab and we woulda had an all time rug moment
good evening, ladies and gentlemen. duuuvaaaalllll.
Are you ever going to take care of that wound? I’m concerned.
ambulance ride alone would sink me
“It’s funny and pathetic at the same time!”
-The many, many, many countries that have free health care
CES was boring this year. Metaverse is burning millions a day trying to appear cool
Yeah, nawt gonna happen
So the Jags took 2 weeks off waiting for this game?
Interviewer: “It’s third and long-what’s your go-to play?
T. Lawrence: “Well, it depends on the coverage but I usually like the short slant route.”
Interviewer: “OK. Your boyfriend is in the chow line and gets shanked by a dude from MS-13. What’s your next move?”
Lawrence: “Duh. Retreat to my cell and wait for all of the offers to come in. The dude that offers the most toilet paper? He’s gonna be in the lead, btw.”
Evening Folks
I see that RGIII is on ESPN’s panel tonight. Is Trent Green responsible for his outfit this evening, or do I have a back injury as well?
Nothing some khat from Africa Orientale Italiana can’t cure, sir.
U AB had a basketball player around 10 years ago whose twin sister was a manager. Prison girlfriend looks just like her.
Was her last name Strong-Chin?
We never discussed shame bets, but the loser of DonT/LemonJello should submit to a DFO photo suit for Sexy Friday, in Jaxson D’Ville’s Speedo, yes?
Second
This must happen!
You can gather Brick (I assume you’d like the creative freedom to direct) in LA, steal a rowboat to get over to DonT’s place. Great BotG material!
But the Panama Canal is a pain in the ass this time of year!
There is no sacrifice too large for the sake of Sexy Friday.
yeah might have to walk the boat over the Yucatan instead
You go around the Horn!
https://youtu.be/g_Z9N_BjFDQ
If you had two guys named Don T and Lemonjello, which one do you think would look sexier in a Speedo? I’d say Don T, wouldn’t you? You’d be wrong, though. It’s Lemonjello.
I sense a wading pool filled with gelatin coming on!
I just…..gained respect for Josh McDaniels?!?!? Great post game interview about the carousel play.
Christian dating app commercial…”oooh, they said DENOMINATION nawt DOMINATION”
Nobody spanks me with a leather bullwhip other than CHRIST
I once dated a hardcore evangelist for 2 dates. Second date were littered with clues.
(It was the second date I figured it out.)
The anal sex on the first date didn’t clue you in?
The flautist in her church did, then I looked up the church. Grift was mega church strong there. Think no mask protest styles.
PRO TIP – always go with the flautist
Holy Cats! My last year at uni a girl made it known to me that she was intrigued and as we got to know each other it became apparent that she was on the God Squad. Back then that was a non-starter for me.