Your Titans/Jaguars “Win or Go Home!” Open Thread

Your first of two tilts featuring a do or die thingy, the other being the Lions/Packers tomorrow night. Both home teams seem to have the momentum but they play the game for a reason goes the old chestnut. Let’s see what we have here.

To The Game!

Titans/Jags:

-Streaky! Oof, Tennessee has got to stop the bleeding-they’re on a six game skid while Jack Town has won four straight and 5 of their last 6. Plus, they are playing in the jungles of Florida which they call home.

-The Jags have the decided edge at qb where the journeyman Dobbs is just trying to get his first win versus the gorgeously-locked Lawrence who has led the league in completion percentage since November and has single-handedly made Zay Jones a viable fantasy entity.

-Jacksonville has very recently tightened up on defense as well. They’ve only allowed six points in the last two weeks. This bodes well for tonight because the ability to score points has certainly been an issue for the Titans-they haven’t scored more than 14 for three games.

-Since these last two played Tennessee have lost o-linemen Jones and Davis, edge Dupree and lb’s Cunningham and Long to IR. Additionally, Autry, Fulton and Hooker have lost time while recuperating.

-Just Humming Along: Christian Kirk, Jones and Evan Engram have all set career highs for receptions.

-Bad Luck?: The Titans have lost one score games to the Chiefs, Chargers and Bengals.

-The Jags are 2-6 in their last eight against this opponent and have not swept them since way back in 2005.

Get at it.

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King Hippo

Don’t like that timeout. Encourages TN to try to make 3rd and long conversion. Just call one after next play, have 1:10 and 2 timeouts, that’s plenty to work with.

King Hippo

ahem

Gatoraids

were they asking the JV QBs to strike a get ready to chicken dance pose for those pics

Doktor Zymm

Shitty thing about funemployment, will owe taxes based on previous employment

herodotus450

Yes er uh, we also have an unemployment tax here at DFO Industries LLC Inc COMPTIA. You can just send it directly to me and I’ll credit your account; we accept cash, credit, or Coors.

clint greasewood

London Jaguars just slotted one in.

King Hippo

piece o’ piss, lads!

Doktor Zymm

I hear of you stick it in while standing up the end zone can’t get up the stick!

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fleshwound_NPG

duuuuuvalllldown

Gumbygirl

That’s mo better!

King Hippo

Somebody’s not ready for Lights Out just yet!

Gatoraids

Cant help but hearing Buck say Shao Khans money

Spur

yep, it does appear the TITS took the last 2 weeks off to get ready for this game.

King Hippo

MOAR LIEK six weeks off

fleshwound_NPG

yea king henry is back

Spur

Can we crowdfund a movie “A Man Called OttoMan”? Bio on raise from Shit talking poster to US Congressman

Downfield Matriculator

I miss that guy most of all — he was a commie librul like myself, just much wittier

King Hippo

somebody came into tonight with tight sphincters, and it AIN’T DONT’s TITS

Brocky

There’s an anime joke here but not even I’m that fucking nerdy

fleshwound_NPG

thursday ass tits jags game

Brocky

Evening

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Gatoraids

Ring around the rosies

Brocky

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fleshwound_NPG

andy reid: “hungry onion ring left on two”

King Hippo

Fine margins, each team has inside-the-30 brainfart, but only one pays

Mr. Ayo

Meth fueled Duval showed up tonite.

Doktor Zymm

That looked like a kidney shot

Doktor Zymm

Green apple lube, for when you want a jolly rancher up in your cooch but don’t live near a ranch!

Don T

10 minute drive ending in 51 yard field goals is two TEN pipe dreams in one.

Doktor Zymm

Silly, but not like, fun silly

King Hippo

yeah, just seeing it almost broked mah brain

fleshwound_NPG

what. the hell.

King Hippo

they go with a manbeater and it’s HARD

Christ, even Tobias Funke would pause on that sentence

King Hippo

oh, if only there was The Weapon for this sitch

Don T

To be clear: my handsomeness is not the stuff of your parloUr games. Declibe on the bet. Anyone who wants a peek a T beefcake must come to the Caribbean.

Doktor Zymm

Did they just call him the “six year bro”?

Spur

Rooting for TCU on Monday but I think Georgia got warmed up from that Ohio game

King Hippo

the think that sticks in my teeth (like a stray pube)? I read that not a single B1G team plays the 3-3-5 that Bloodeyes use. Fucked with Michigan. Only team UGA played that does was Leach’s Cowbells.

Redshirt

Yup. OSU got GA’s attention with that game. When you make a god bleed, you get their full attention.

Redshirt

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Cecil Rhodes

If Damar Hamlin had woken up to see Joe and Troy on his moving-picture-box, he surely would have believed that he had died and gone to an infernal place.

Don T

How the fuck you doin’? Ready for heartbreak, yeah.

King Hippo

Read all the way to the bottom of the comments, buddy-guy!

Cecil Rhodes

Heartbreak, you say? Damar Hamlin disapproves!

King Hippo

2 b FARE, that was more of a heart pause

Doktor Zymm

Well he’s a STONEhouse

Spur

Trevor Laurence looks a bit Targaryen. Nickname ideas

Meth Dragon
QB Who Was Promised
Prince of Duval
Fire & Bath Salts

King Hippo

why would we need a nickname for Prison Girlfriend?

Gatoraids

Dothraki Prison Girlfriend

Petronel

Oh HELL YEAH

King Hippo

Despite the physical resemblance, Damar is no relation to Harry:

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Gumbygirl

Harry could get it, not gonna lie.

fleshwound_NPG

doing the anthem tonight…florida man!

Doktor Zymm

At least no one has been idiot enough to give them a kingdom

fleshwound_NPG

a little more aggressive with the grab and we woulda had an all time rug moment

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fleshwound_NPG

good evening, ladies and gentlemen. duuuvaaaalllll.

fleshwound_NPG

ambulance ride alone would sink me

Spur

CES was boring this year. Metaverse is burning millions a day trying to appear cool

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, nawt gonna happen

Spur

So the Jags took 2 weeks off waiting for this game?

Spur

Evening Folks

Cecil Rhodes

I see that RGIII is on ESPN’s panel tonight. Is Trent Green responsible for his outfit this evening, or do I have a back injury as well?

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litre_cola

Nothing some khat from Africa Orientale Italiana can’t cure, sir.

Gumbygirl

U AB had a basketball player around 10 years ago whose twin sister was a manager. Prison girlfriend looks just like her.

King Hippo

We never discussed shame bets, but the loser of DonT/LemonJello should submit to a DFO photo suit for Sexy Friday, in Jaxson D’Ville’s Speedo, yes?

ballsofsteelandfury

Second

Mr. Ayo

This must happen!

King Hippo

You can gather Brick (I assume you’d like the creative freedom to direct) in LA, steal a rowboat to get over to DonT’s place. Great BotG material!

ballsofsteelandfury

But the Panama Canal is a pain in the ass this time of year!

Mr. Ayo

There is no sacrifice too large for the sake of Sexy Friday.

King Hippo

yeah might have to walk the boat over the Yucatan instead

Senor Weaselo

You go around the Horn!
https://youtu.be/g_Z9N_BjFDQ

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If you had two guys named Don T and Lemonjello, which one do you think would look sexier in a Speedo? I’d say Don T, wouldn’t you? You’d be wrong, though. It’s Lemonjello.

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King Hippo

I sense a wading pool filled with gelatin coming on!

litre_cola

I just…..gained respect for Josh McDaniels?!?!? Great post game interview about the carousel play.

Last edited 1 year ago by litre_cola
Doktor Zymm

Christian dating app commercial…”oooh, they said DENOMINATION nawt DOMINATION”

King Hippo

Nobody spanks me with a leather bullwhip other than CHRIST

litre_cola

I once dated a hardcore evangelist for 2 dates. Second date were littered with clues.

(It was the second date I figured it out.)

ballsofsteelandfury

The anal sex on the first date didn’t clue you in?

litre_cola

The flautist in her church did, then I looked up the church. Grift was mega church strong there. Think no mask protest styles.

Last edited 1 year ago by litre_cola
King Hippo

PRO TIP – always go with the flautist