Ohgodohgodohgodohgod. Yeah, kinda nervous. Each game played this year has been a revelation and I still can’t believe the Giants are here. The other thing I would note is that three(!) NFC East teams have made it to the second round, this after being such a laughingstock last year. It looks like the division is in a multiple-year window of very high quality play which I hope translates to success in the playoffs.
To The Game!
Giants/Eagles:
-Philly was 7-2 at home this year but the losses were head-scratchers to the Commies and Saints.
-Damn Synchronicity!: The last #1 seed to win the Super Bowl was these damn Eagles in 2018. (An Aside: When the Police album came out the local am radio DJ in my town repeatedly called it Sychron City)
-The Giants starting secondary of Jackson, Moreau, Holmes, McKinney and Love have only played as a complete unit five times this year including last week. They were 4-1 in those games and only gave up 300 yards once.
-These Giants are playing their fifth road game in six weeks.
-I’ve no doubt Daniel Jones will be scrambling quite a bit because Philly’s edge fellas have manhandled the team’s guards. A sliver of hope exists because Dimes throws at a 62% rate and has a 7-0 TD/INT number when flushed from the pocket. I would think that there will be a number of scripted rollout plays employed to deflect pressure.
-That Nasty Run Game: The Eagles rushed for 253 yards on 31 carries for a 8.2 (Yikes!) average in week 14. Wink’s blitz-happy tendencies leave the D vulnerable to power-gap rushing concepts which Philly excels at.
-Don’t even get me started on the Giant Killer, the wee Boston Scott.
-N.Y. will need a few explosive plays in order to keep up with the Eagles. The problem? They were dead-last in the league with 48 and 10 of them came against the Vikes.
Gah! So nervous…
FIL and Mrs Sharkbait are yelling obscenities at the TV.
*Sips bourbon
Never go wrong with sipping bourbon.
What did the TV do?
*sigh*
My father, born in Philly, was there to boo Santa, who stopped watching the NFL when “they let that guy kneel”, just called to gloat about how great this game is.
Now I really want an improbable Giants comeback.
Barring that……… Imma have to root for the 49ers. I might have to be blackout drunk for next week’s 49ers/Eagles game.
If you’re a man, and you wear a scarf indoors and knot it around your neck, we’re not going to be friends. Ever.
Good night Fucko’s-I’m done. It was a great run but this is Saw-level horror porn.
/Hyperbole!
Homeless camps better watch themselves tonight…
Goddammit, you can’t announce you’re leaving like that and still expect to use us for an alibi.
Boston Scott has a brother named The Whole State of Maine Scott
moscow scott is someone you wouldnt want to mess with in the winter
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His real name is “Massachusetts is technically a Commonwealth and not a state and in fact there are 6 other Commonwealths in the country” but they just call him Boston for short.
Selling the USFL to football fans is like trying to sell hot dogs outside of a mosque.
Oh my this is just brilliant.
nobody wants dollar tree football unless there is no football at all
“They’re Hebrew Nationals!”
“That doesn’t help.”
Not the first time New Yorkers have dreaded a Scott decision
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Jesus Christ. Someone banner this man.
They Might Not Be Giants
They’re fucking with the birdhouse of my soul.
Not to put too fine a point on it!
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet.
They’re as dead as a bag of groceries
Okay. I just heard this pearl:
“I said Lord, ‘You’ve got all those people at Davos at one time. Just wipe them all out at once.”
Christianity at its finest.
Tell her I said “Lord, go fuck yourself”
Pro-life!
One seldom gets to see this level of hypocrisy up close. it is soul crushing.
She’s right, but probably for all the wrong reasons.
Even if you ignore all the stuff wrong with asking god to kill people, just she think god is an idiot? like “wow! I totally didn’t realize these people were gathered together in Davos for the world economic forum like they do on a schedule that’s previously announced and publicized, I never would have thought of just smiting them all if this spiteful old lady hadn’t suggested it to me!”
Based on God’s work-product to date I’m not ruling idiocy out.
When you don’t eat fish, Lunar New Year dinner is difficult. But not entirely impossible.
What makes it better is nian gao, which is literally just rice flour, water, and brown sugar. Fuck and yes.
Xin nian hao!
Boston Scott was a guy I worked with who would go to Roxbury without telling his parents
Boston Scott to score anytime TD (+350)
So, Birds seem to have a history of success
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aDvTJCr42k
Be back soon, going to spike my mother in law’s drink with liquid PCP
This game is exactly what the transient population of Ontario did not need.
giants unstoppable against boston teams but boston players unstoppable against giants
“With that name, he must be one of the good ones!”
-Tawmy, Qinzee MA
what odds did y’all get on that Boston Scott prop?
I got 3.8 to 1.
Oh boy…
Boston making New York hurt again. Seems ‘bout right.
BIRDS ARE HUNGRY TONIGHT
Boston Scott, check.
Haven’t seen Giants get wiped out this quick since Chicxulub
Henry is over this game
Nothing quite like an early-to-bed Saturday!
XFL champion vs the USFL champion in the Mega Bowl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yao69Ti__MI&ab_channel=AreaSixtyNine
America: We don’t want even one spring FITBAW league.
Networks: We’ll give you TWO!
To whoever posted that YouTube cut from Veep, thank you. I’m now a dedicated fan. Fucking hilarious.
Has PETA protested yet against “Farmer Wants a Wife?” Cause those are gonna be some scared sheep.
Crosby, Stills, and Nash bumper
All the CSN!
FAKE PUNT PLEASE, aw normal punt lame
I know that EXACT feeling with losing then finding a contact like that.
Though I was usually drunk, not in a high pressure playoff game
He’s playing like he’s drunk and missing a contact.
contacts? somebody get danny dimes some circa 1990 chris sabo rec specs
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From experience, after the first 6 months it is super easy to put a contact in
As long as you can clean your fingers effectively before trying. If not, then it may take a while.
After 20+ years, I still need a mirror.
I had double pink eye two weeks ago. Malcolm MacDowell had it easy.
Despite scrubbing, I have not managed to get my hands completely clean of the horse-mud I’ve been in contact with the past couple days. It does nAWT smell good, but I’m guessing I’ve inadvertently ingested some, probably fine and a good for my immune system
I feel the same way about my Big Turk experience
These Giants…
Fed is going to have to raise the interest rate by 2000 basis points to restore any value to dimes.
danny rubles
I would have said “sudden change” but that interception was more or less what the Giants led us to believe was gonna happen next
I don’t think I own any Brad Berry jam!
Danny Pesos
My mother in law is on the phone with the oldest Fozz Spawn, telling him to go to mass tomorrow. I’m going in to be an asshole. Be back soon.
Sounds you may need to head to confession tomorrow yourself. At least three Hail Marys and two Our Fathers for whacking your MIL
Forgive me Father, but this sin was entrapment!
Still better than whacking to your MIL
Thanks for the image. My penis has retracted into my body, right below my liver.
And now she guilted my wife and we have to go to mass tomorrow. I feel a cold coming on. Why do I have to go to a building to pray? Oh, right. Because that’s where they ask for money to fight the lawsuits brought against those fucking pedophiles. Right.
And the roof. It’s always the fucking roof.
If we go, we’re going to my church. The other one is Catholic, but they’re pushing the boundaries, they’re a mini mega-church and everyone in the congregation is an insufferable asshole.
“I shouldn’t walk out of Mass wanting to beat the shit out of someone.”
That is a direct quote to Mrs. Fozz, in front of my kids.
Leave some of that chocolate Hannukah candy in the collection dish
My simple response: “No”
This game is not going well for my FIL.
Your FIL is Danny Dimes?
Fuck.
Nods in Jaguars
-LemonJello
There’s nothing better for me than standing at my grill with food going, drinking beer, in the cold, with my dog.
/chugs beer
//runs back inside
I’m not one to wish pain and hurt on a person, but how in fuck did the Jags not try and batter Mahomes’ ankle into mush? The least they could have done was beat his brother into mush.
Layoff does not seem to have clipped the Eagles’ wings
i thought johnny cougar mellencamp bumper music was reserved for clots games
Apparently Jalen also “Hurts so Good” — only reason I can see that working
An Eagles Chiefs Super Bowl? Looks like I have some time to schedule my proctology exam followed by a root canal.
Ppl forget, the attack on Nancy Kerrigan would have worked if it had taken place closer to the Olympics, hint hint
whyyyyyyyyyyyyy