Perhaps we could have a competitive contest? Perhaps both teams could show up? I’ve no reason to be salty about the Giants given the season they had but I do like embracing my bitter side apparently. They finally have a good front office and coach in place and now they just need to close the talent deficit they have compared to the Cowboys and Philly. And team speed. There was a reason Wink played up to 7 guys in the secondary because he recognized what fans have been screaming about for two decades-the lb’s are too slow, being drafted specifically to stop the run game. I’ll shut up now.
To The Game!
Bengals/Bills:
-With Cincy down two starters on the right side of the o-line (three if you want to count Collins) look for excellent blocking back Perine to have an increased role as well as blocking tight end Mitchell Wilcox-they’ll chip in to help out the noobs.
-One should remember though that during the Bengals march to the Super Bowl Burrow was sacked 15(!) times in three games.
-We Have Snow Game?: Nope. A light dusting is called for early in the afternoon but that’s it.
-You would think that Cincy would want to slow the game down a bit but they are 29th in the league in rushing. Mixon averages a mere 3.9 ypc which is 32nd among 41 qualifying rb’s. To boot, they tend to run behind the right tackle-there’s another problem given their injuries.
-Last week Allen had two INT’s and a fumble but the damage wasn’t as severe as it could have been because Skylark Thompson. Burrow will pounce on any field-shortening errors made by Josh.
-If there is bracket coverage on Diggs, Playoff Gabe Davis will have to make another noteworthy appearance. He has a considerable height advantage on the opposing cb’s.
-On t’udder side-who does Buffalo put Tre’Davious White on? Higgins? Chase? A combo of both? It’s the old ‘pick your poison’ dilemna.
-There’s talk that lb Logan Wilson will be used as a ‘spy’ on Allen which is a wee bit interesting given that they were teammates at Wyoming. They were in fact so close that they had matching Truck Nutz made for their pickups! (this is not even remotely a fact)
Enjoy the tilt.
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There’s a very ugly rumor going round that there’s another open thread up. I blame Horatio.
Is the crowd chanting “Loser”?
It’s either that or Dubĉek. But this ain’t Green Bay.
I CALL THESE BILLS ITALIAN HOUSEWIVES BECAUSE THEY’RE GETTING A HUGE BEATING AT HOME!
Italian Husband (the Bengals): ‘Ey, whatchu gonna do about it?
There’s no need to drag Italian husbands into this when Joe Mixon has shown that he’s perfectly comfortable hitting a woman.
I’m still holding out hope for a Allen passing TD. Some parlays need it.
Well shit.
I need to charge my phone for the next game. You kids behave while I’m gone!
No promises.
Why start now?
Behave worse. Got it.
/looks for chloroform
A boring, routine Bengals playoff win feels weird.
i am 40 and i barely remember the boomer bengals, and even then they werent regularly good
As someone who has met both on my conquests through Africa, I like the chances of a Bengali Tyger against an uncivilized Chief!
Well, there goes Atlanta’s best shot of hosting a conference championship in the foreseeable future.
To everyone who assumed Buffalo to beat Cincinnati:
sit the fuck down, eli apple. you are eli apple.
I am sitting down.
— T. Green from his empty bathtub
Imma try my hand at Loco Moco, never made it from scratch.
Beatie Mixon Weather
Buffalo is obviously not used to snow
The more physical team won. The smarter team won. Damned impressive performance
eli apple did a thing! sort of!
(not really, throw way behind)
Imma guess the camera person’s union protested CBS’s Bring Your Own Squeegee policy.
NINERS BY 40 https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/1617288198333534208
Do hookers and blow help with kicking accuracy?
They really tie the room together
I wish I knew enough about soccer to name a good coke-addict player.
/nods in Diego Maradona
/George Best has entered the chat
(booze, in his case)
JJ: [drawing from his extensive football knowledge] “Brett, did you bang 5 hookers and do 25 bumps of coke to prepare for this game?”
Maher: “Uhhh, yes sir.”
JJ: “Did you see the blonde with the big tits in the front row seats on the 40 yard line.?”
Maher: “Uhh, sure, sure.”
JJ: [puts a hand on Maher’s shoulder] “You’re gonna be alright, son. You’re gonna be alright.”
I know I apparently have no idea what a catch looks like, but that sure as hell looks like an incomplete pass to me
At least the Bills aren’t going to lose another Superbowl, bright side!
Brady at 80
Brady bumps into the person ahead of him in the nursing home cafeteria line, crumples to the ground like he’s been shot, and looks around for a penalty flag. The nurses sigh, help him to his feet, and hand him a free jello cup.
Across the room, Tony Romo chuckles and praises Brady’s veteran savvy.
Eli Manning, visiting Peyton, exclaims excitedly “they have jello cups!”
One time a new nurse made the mistake of giving him strawberry Jell-O.
That is FUMBRE and Game, Blouses
Nope. Forward pass.
WKRP really taking it up the poop chute
With pants on and no lube.
“As God is my witness, I thought dildos would slide!”
“Josh Allen did not become one of the best quarterbacks by accident. I want to be very clear about this: Josh Allen was NOT bitten by a radioactive football.”
so instead of niners by 30 itll be niners by 32 https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1617288391908855809
“I fondly remember that time when the Bills only won one playoff game in my honor when I almost died. That was, um, a special time, kinda.”
-Damar Hamlin, reminiscing 20 years from now
“…and what a win it was, barely beating…a team with a 3rd string qb? maaaan.”
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