Perhaps we could have a competitive contest? Perhaps both teams could show up? I’ve no reason to be salty about the Giants given the season they had but I do like embracing my bitter side apparently. They finally have a good front office and coach in place and now they just need to close the talent deficit they have compared to the Cowboys and Philly. And team speed. There was a reason Wink played up to 7 guys in the secondary because he recognized what fans have been screaming about for two decades-the lb’s are too slow, being drafted specifically to stop the run game. I’ll shut up now.
To The Game!
Bengals/Bills:
-With Cincy down two starters on the right side of the o-line (three if you want to count Collins) look for excellent blocking back Perine to have an increased role as well as blocking tight end Mitchell Wilcox-they’ll chip in to help out the noobs.
-One should remember though that during the Bengals march to the Super Bowl Burrow was sacked 15(!) times in three games.
-We Have Snow Game?: Nope. A light dusting is called for early in the afternoon but that’s it.
-You would think that Cincy would want to slow the game down a bit but they are 29th in the league in rushing. Mixon averages a mere 3.9 ypc which is 32nd among 41 qualifying rb’s. To boot, they tend to run behind the right tackle-there’s another problem given their injuries.
-Last week Allen had two INT’s and a fumble but the damage wasn’t as severe as it could have been because Skylark Thompson. Burrow will pounce on any field-shortening errors made by Josh.
-If there is bracket coverage on Diggs, Playoff Gabe Davis will have to make another noteworthy appearance. He has a considerable height advantage on the opposing cb’s.
-On t’udder side-who does Buffalo put Tre’Davious White on? Higgins? Chase? A combo of both? It’s the old ‘pick your poison’ dilemna.
-There’s talk that lb Logan Wilson will be used as a ‘spy’ on Allen which is a wee bit interesting given that they were teammates at Wyoming. They were in fact so close that they had matching Truck Nutz made for their pickups! (this is not even remotely a fact)
Enjoy the tilt.
Oh my god, I just saw a commercial for a movie called 80 for Brady.
I blame the vaccines
Jeem just turned into a Bosa there. “He’s-a gonna turn into a….”
Are the two cat guys in the commercial supposed to be gay? Is that why they call it Progressive insurance? Is it gay insurance?
If they were gay, they’d already have a cat, duh!
This logic is solid.
Pretty clean kitchen for two straight roommates.
They’re an ambiguously gay duo. Or Meteosexuals. Or Millennials.
THis curly haired actor in these Apple TV commercials needs to be eviscerated. Now.
Not a big fan of Paul Muad’Dweeb?
why i want to be a dog
I thought it was so you could lick your balls
That’s the first time I’ve ever seen the telestrator used to circle a guy offscreen.
Trent Green’s was never plugged in because he tried to color on Verne Lundquist’s glasses with the pen.
Beaty has his snow tires on.
ok, that ad with Elisha hinting that he’d like to see PeyPey decapitated is pretty good
Sibling decapitation is mandatory Thanksgiving activities at the Jack Harbaugh household every year.
every time I see my little brother, he body slams me into a wall. And we never really had any bad blood (I was a benevolent dictator, one that went to the ABC store for him)
CBS using that long-distance shot through the snow of Hamlin in the booth is going to make the girl from “The Ring” appear.
These are probably the two most physical teams (outside of the Surly Duff Division) in the AFC. Buckle up, this is gonna be good.
Wait, you’re supposed to go low at the goal line? In Baltimore we go high. That’s a proven formula for success.
Pretty safe to say that Singletary will be let go at the end of the year. Just think that the Bills never really liked him.
It baffles me beyond all reason. But es verdad.
Though James Cook is my esteemed colleague, I will try to offer a balanced assessment of the situation. Singletary, while shifty, is not very fast, nor is he great at catching the football out of the backfield. He has also fumbled at key points during the Bills season, and that has really put him in the doghouse with the coaching staff. He will be let go for all of the aforementioned reasons.
On the other hand Singletary seems much less likely to be beaten to death in Hawaii, so there’s that.
Counterpoint: You’re Wrong-let me explain.
The Bills have mis-managed this guy’s talents from Day One. They asked this smallish guy to run between the tackles and have shit on him for not being successful doing so. Time and again they’ve asked him to move the pile in goal-line situations-that’s not in his skill-set. He’s a shifty dude that can make people miss in open space but the OC refuses to play to his strengths. They brought in Zack Moss to replace him and made a mistake so they went right back to Singletary and asked him to do all the things he’s not good at again. He needs a change of scenery so badly.
Gentlemen.
the SNOW summoned thee!
My kind of game!
bout time teh weather FITBAW gods listened to ya
WHERE?!
When you get older and have a child, and take him to a birthday party, you have zero guilt for leaving him there. These younger parents, fucking asshead millenials, stay there and hover. Also, I hate millenials.
Somewhere between the living room and kitchen I lost my vape pen. Maybe the dog ate it.
Vape pen? I didn’t know you were going hipster!
/ducks
It helped me give up those little cigars. Great. Now I’m addicted to that damn thing.
Swisher Sweets? The grape flavor?
I wasn’t sure who to cheer for in this game but at this point I think it’s got to be the Bills if only to get this game competitive
*sigh*
I didn’t put pants on for this kind of game!!
/chugs beer
//goes outside to grill
Grilling nekked is a good way to locate swingers in your area!
A good way for the police to locate you, too!
they DO like playing the dominant role, if your orgy plan has too many subs (ppl forget that)
Good way to burn your junk, too.
Shit happens when you party nekked and with dwarves.
Neither did the Bills defense so far
Hola
Do the Bills know that there’s a football game going on?
Soon as they finish their wings, they’ll get to playing fitbawl.
I don’t why Mahomes is so defensive about it. A bath bomb jazz bath sounds pretty good to me. Though I’d go with recorded music rather than a mulleted sax player in the room.
His actual bath bombs are made out of ashes from Hiroshima and Nagasaki. HE’S THAT FUCKING WEALTHY.
According to the Associated Press, you have to kill 4 or more people, not including yourself, to qualify as a “mass killing.” 3 or less? Amateur.
Do hobos count? Asking for a friend.
Hobos do not count as they have no souls.
Ladies and whales, I am happy to join you.
How was mass
Didn’t go, Mrs. Fozz woke up early and went with hte youngest. What a relief.
Have you sent MIL to a farm upstate yet?
She never made it home. I’m anxious.
You spelled ‘elated’ wrong.
I spend as little time as possible in the room with her. She has called Fox news too liberal
she would have loved Germany in 1938
“Tyler Boyd would be a solid #2 on any other team.”
-Najeh Davenport, commenting on the game
“Sure hope it’s solid”
-Davenport’s housekeeper
Woo hoo! Got a… Alternative to watch the game.
Only a full-blooded Ontarian would call this a lite dusting 😅
I shouldn’t be this sober
Is Damar actually playing?
He’s up in a box with his mom and his little brother.
He deserves better.
No. He has something more serious than a back injury.
“Hey! This isn’t earlier this year-we’ve put policies in place recently!”
-NFL Head Office
Yes, and David Crosby sang the national anthem.
My joke was intended as a critique of the Bills secondary but that would have been awesome.
Nice gesture by the Bills to sign Stevie Wonder to play DB.
Well hopefully this evening’s game is better.
Wooooo Bengals!
um, buffalo
Bills are aware the started?
Irrelevant game fact: Sam Martin, the Bills’ punter, used to play for the Lions.
Bills game plan needs a wee bit of adjusting.
https://twitter.com/CincyProblems/status/1617254089976315904?cxt=HHwWgICwideB0vEsAAAA
Happy Tet!
Not again!
–R. Mcnamara
How did you already get Monterey Park footage?
Just popped into a bar for a quick minute, and there are 8 TVs, all of which have the Juventus game on.
Ok that problem has been remedied, took entirely too long but new problem: a guy just walked in clad head to toe in Packers gear, including a Brett Favre jersey.
/Checks games
//Checks year
What in the actual fuck
Clearly getting ready to hate watch the late game.
Maybe it’s Britt Farr hisself?
Only if he reverse Sammy Sosad
Where are you?
Northern Virginia at the moment but GTFOing
Still mad a Cincy for not covering last week but whatever. Go Kitties!
Not covering Chase was a mistake.
/I’ll be channeling Chris Collinsworth all game thank you!
[gets banned]
“Now, this guy, holding the chains at the sideline, let me tell you how good he is and how impressed I am with the way they move the chains.”
Interesting defense.
Joe Burrow is just so fucking good.
He really is and it’s baffling how many people still underrate him
Hayden Hurst was a Gilded Age robber baron in another life.
Do cats like being in the snow?
I’m willing to say that Snow Leopards do.
No. They find it bewildering, and get mad at their human family members
While some big flurries were coming down yesterday, I took each of my cats outside to see how they responded. It looked like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/10ddydf/kitty_saw_snow_for_the_first_time/
“Daddy’s dandruff flakes are falling from the sky!”
I had one who loved it. He was a ruthless killer, and he could hear the little critters moving under the snow. Pounce!
Homer knows all
Gotta love a snow playoff game!
That weather guy lied to me!
[picks up clothes from floor, grabs the two 20’s sitting on the dresser, leaves]
Let’s do this!
SNOW FOOTBAW
You sure that’s snow? I’ve seen similar scenes in my powder room…
-J. Irsay, Indianapolis
THE BEST KIND!
Does it ever snow in Santa Clara? Asking for the night game.
Not as far as I’m aware, but Zymm would have more up-to-date data on that.
AAAARRRGGGGHHHHH, homey
Folks
I hope the Bengals pull this one out. Mostly because if they don’t, the goodwill with Buffalo and Hamlin will flip and Local Sports Radio may go to a very dark place.
I Say Let ’em Crash – YouTube
Am so excite. FITBAW WOO