Are we not entertained? (I’ve no idea of course because this is being typed at 2:30 EST). On to the next one…
To The Game!
Cowboys/Niners:
-Has Prescott righted his football ship? Down the stretch he had 11 INT’s in seven games but last week against a less-than-stellar Tampa D he had his way to the tune of 4 TD tosses and one rushing score.
-Game Manager Purdy (so they say) has at least 2 TD passes in his last seven games. One can do quite a bit of damage when surrounded by a suffocating amount of talent. More importantly, you’d think that an afterthought draft pick would be at a pick-per-game pace but he’s only had the 4-limiting mistakes is the key part of his success.
-With the game expected to be close it’s up to Brett Maher to get out of his own head and not leave points on the field. I’ve no doubt that the PAT problems have been fixed but what if they need a long-ish field goal at some point?
-Over the last part of the season DeMeco Ryans has increased his usage of two high safety sets, thus taking away longer throws towards the boundaries. Look for Dak! to work the middle of the field before taking some longer shots downfield.
-McCaffrey Time For Sure: The Dallas run D has given up 100+ yards rushing in 11 of 18 games and of those 11 six times the number has been 150 or more. They ‘held’ Tampa to 52 but that’s because Brady decided to throw 66 times.
-Two San Franny defenders will need to have bounce-back games. Nick Bosa was held without a pressure for only the 2nd time in his career last week-his 18.5 sacks this year say that he’s a much better player than that. Cb Charvarious Ward rarely gives up more than 50 yards to an opposing receiver but he was torched to the tune of 98 yards and a TD on six receptions last week.
Have at it.
very nice Dallas response. Good looking drive with alot of runs
lmao
That touchdown celebration was almost as bad as that mini 80s neck roll he’s wearing.
Schultz didn’t block for Dak on the previous play so he could vulture the TD
Who says defense isn’t exciting? That was pretty baller
GOOD defensing FITBAW is awesome sauce. It just takes a discerning eye to separate from shit offensing.
Dallas is in FG range, so expect to see Maher run out as a 12th man to push them out of it
Oof, starting to think Tomsulas is in trouble
Dallas is setting up that play action
How do Buck and Troy not have this game?
disney spent all the money to have the cowboys play in brady’s last game
/shakes fist at sky
EISNER!!!!!
They work for ESPN now
If he was a French cleric he would be Abbe CeeDee
Are we supposed to know who that skinny dude whining about not having an apple show is?
Imagine the casting call: Generic white douchebag
With generic black douchebag best friend
He was in Dune and the King. Timothy something. He’s not bad as a actor.
That’s the kid from the Dune movie. Timothy something.
Chalamet. I know this because his sister is on The Sex Lives of College Girls and got a UTI from having too much sexy sex.
Timothee Chamelet.
Best known for fucking a peach and somehow not being killed and eaten by Armee Hammer. In the same movie!
that’s his name!
not bad holding SF to 3 from Dak’s bone head play
If this is going to turn into a FG battle, well…
As opposed to the fig [newton] battle that got Eli grounded for three whole weeks.
Ok, that was some goofy rookie shit
When he turned back I thought we were on to something good for Dallas, but he smartened up enough to just huck it past everyone.
Why isn’t this State Farm ad about Coach Reid getting personal by talking about quality time with his sons?
The prisons don’t allow video cameras inside, unfortunately.
“They were good kids, I think. All I remember is winning every single eating contest against them. Good times…”
-Reid
It’s too bad Lenoir isn’t an ex-Raven, because then he would be their “Lost Lenoir”
I would mock Olsen but I expected a draw there
Horatio, are you dressing up the dwarf like this?
Had to put him in storage while we have the kitchen renovated, and I’ll let you just imagine what a human rights issue that’s become.
Oh, Dak.
Bad Ham!
Well that’s just a bad pass.
under thrown – DAK IT!
oh dak
What’s the punt count so far? 4?
“five.”
-dak’s arm
I’d go tp the pro bowl for a Peyton vs Eli boxing match or slap fight
Weather update – there’s a gale warning, but windspeeds in the San Jose area are only supposed to get up to 20 mph
I think they mean Gail, Linda’s annoying sister.
Both these offenses average 30 points a game because they’re not playing these defenses.
A rook qb shouldn’t be able to hit Kittle in the seam that easily.
https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/1617309346144333824
The game so far:
I’m not a betting man, but if I were I would hit the under like it stole something.
Which does not, I fear, bode well for Dallas.
Fuck, I need to switch to liquor if imma cheer for the 49ers.
If Dallas wins this game, what’s the line on Cowboys fans getting arrested in Philly next week?
That’s a funny way to spell “shot”
I’m pretty sure any Philly cop would arrest the guy in the Dallas jersey, despite the evidence of a bullet wound
Guy in an Eagles jersey: “He stole my bullet!”
Guy in a Dallas jersey: *bleeds out in a gutter*
Philly cop: *charges Dallas guy with forcible robbery*
You say that like the Philly cop isn’t the one who shot him.
I think your phone autocorrected from “attacked”.
Taking a break from demolishing my kitchen to watch Mike McCarthy do the same to my dreams of a Super Bowl.
Alright, let’s do this
Game needs to a high scoring shoot out. Dallas needs to force Purdy to pass and let the Dallas pass rush have plenty of times to turn him into a pumpkin
I agree with this, but also doubt it will happen.
SF’s defense is for real.
Did y’all know Erin Andrews and Charissa Thompson are besties and do a podcast together?
It’s surprisingly interesting.
Of course
My understanding is that everyone does a podcast with everyone else so I’m not really surprised at all.
We should talk about that on our podcast
I refuse to participate on our podcast unless I can get a Gene Belcher sound machine with fart sounds.
Guh… Fine! I’ve got some time early Tuesday after my podcast with Julius Erving’s ex-business manager from the late 70’s but not before my thing with Mistress Krystyna Wojcik, the Crown Princess In Waiting for the Polish Throne.*
*she’s very demanding
How about Maher fakes a hamstring injury on the opening kickoff?
Do Bills/Cincy game ever start?
No
– Bills
I played well.
–Damar
Definitely didn’t hurt his team.
Burkhardt/Olsen? Christ.
30 years go by quicker than you think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxkii-_hsG0
BOOOOOOO
https://nypost.com/2023/01/21/tom-bradys-buccaneers-teammates-dont-think-hell-be-back/
Good news is he’s learned he can change his mind without anything bad happening in his personal or professional life.
Tom will be back, but playing for a team that already has a good defence and is just missing a QB. He still has a few more years of child support to pay for, and he has to find a way to make back the money he lost on FTX!
At a minimum he’s going to have to earn enough to pay the legal bills he’s going to incur from getting sued for shilling for a Ponzi scheme.
garbage weekend to even out the meastly wild cards
THIS BILLS-BENGALS GAME I CALL IT ELI MANNING’S FAVORITE MILK-BASED CANDY BECAUSE IT WAS A DUD.
My Loco Moco attempt was a success!
Got Baked Ziti ready to go for halftime
Is that when it’s coming out of the oven?
Cuz I don’t think that will last if it’s ready now.
coming out
Every time I see Bradshaw, I thank Jeebus for the Mute button.
Both of my remaining futures bets are still live after this weekend. I therefore can confidently predict a KC/whoever wins this game matchup for the Owl.
oh, just the thought of how empty next weekend will feel
might as well do my taxes next Sunday morning
I need a big day from Kittles and Bits to power my playoff pool entry.