Hey, was anyone surprised to read that Joe Judge was an extremely shitty qb coach and that he alienated other coaches and players on the Pats, especially Mac Jones, his primary responsibility? Word has it he’s been relieved of that job but will stay with the team in a reduced role. The pathetic dude will be coaching high school in five years for sure.
/thanks, I needed to get that off my chest
To The Game!
Niners/Eagles:
-San Fran has not allowed an rb to rush for more than 70 yards in 27 straight tilts. This year they allowed an average of only 79 yards per game-but more about that later.
-In what figures to be a close game it might be noteworthy to mention that the Eagles went for it on 4th down 32 times, converting 22 of them-that was good for second overall. Across the aisle, Baby Shanny leans towards old school thinking in that he likes to turn things over to his D, trying to win the field advantage game as well as trying to get turnovers.
-It says on the intranets that a rook qb has never won a Conference Championship game. One of the reasons that Purdy has been successful is that he is more slippery in the pocket than Jimmy G. This takes me back to the Giants ’91 Super Bowl win and the runup to it. When Simms went down he was replaced by Jeff Hostetler who was much more mobile and defenses weren’t able to adjust in time. I think Purdy is benefiting from the same sort of circumstance.
-When Philly has lost they’ve given up some big rushing totals. The Commies beat them and ran for 152, the Cowboys went for 115 and the Saints had 129.
-Under The Radar Guy: Keep an eye on Niners wr Jauan Jennings-if he’s in on 1st or 2nd down they are likely running the ball because he is an exceptional blocker. If he’s around for 3rd down Purdy will likely be looking for him as his nickname is “Third and JJ”.
-Philly was second in the league for explosive pass plays. (gains of 20+ and 40+ yards) Hurts ended up 4th in deep pass DVOA and 5th in completed air yards per pass attempt. The Niners have given up a pass of 46+ yards in their last five games. Some wr’s have had great games against them-Lamb had 117, Davante 153, JuJu 124 and MVS had 111.
-Since week 13 the Eagles have played only one team that has a defensive DVOA better than 16th in the league-in those games they averaged 33.6 points but vs the Saints (#1 overall) they scored a mere 10.
Have at it.
kyle shanahan is FOREVER cursed by 28-3
OH MOTHERUCKER
What’s a Josh Johnson?
Journey proud. Had a cup of coffee with about half the league.
Who is the emergency 3rd qb, Deebo?
Gumby and I are going to that Mario movie! I think the entire audience will be middle aged and up people.
https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/1619795290890047488
Isn’t Janeane active?
Edit: Nope, I confused the article I saw about him practicing NEXT week
Nope. Maybe for the Owl.
Not that Santa Clara will be participating
U call this a punt?
Tsk
Tsk
Will be interesting to see if Purdy can maintain his composure. On a personal level he’s basically playing with house money since he’s already accomplished more than anyone expected, but there’s still gotta be a lot of pressure on him. Although if he’s injured it’s all moot.
Josh Johnson’s still in the league?!
Spent most of the year on Donks PS. yeah, he couldn’t beat out BRETT RYPIEN
I read somewhere that his list of ‘transactions’-released, signed, traded, sent to practice squad etc., is 80+ over the course of his career.
Holy shit, is that true?
I just counted 82 on Pro Football Reference.
That’s a lot of moving! Dude must know all the great furnished apartments.
I hope he’s making a fuckton of money through moving stipends. At the very least it’s probably tax deductible.
What’s THE NARRATIVE for today?
Now we know:
Josh Dobbs, Purdy Mouth –> fumble
Josh Allen –> incomplete
I just remembered the weapon is on the other sideline. Earn the Capitals back, Kern.
Run roh, trainer examing the throwing hand
Good moment to use the blue tent’s stash of stem cells.
…long day, then
The bad guy from The Punisher TV Show has a way with commercials…
“That wasn’t Purdy to watch.”
-Nel, embracing the bad pun in order to ease the pain
I hate that eagle coach the most. load mouth front runner
That’s a fumble
That’s a fumble
iggles ball!
Yeah that is FUMBRE
GO Purdy man!
cheating birds
shitty shanny, forever cursed by 28-3
Meh, Shanny has a red flag.
Makes me wonder – did Philly go fast there trying to bait Baby Shanny into wasting a challenge?
Uh, or Occam’s razour
BIRDS
This may be a long day.
I think it’ll stay pretty even if Purdy puts together a decent first drive
Wait until the first Purdy turnover.
Wow that was impressive
holy fuck
That is a fantastic photo
bellísimo
Alright I’m here. Go….Santa Clara, I guess?
Damn Right
AJ Brown is good at catching footballs, and probably other stuff too!
UNDED!
Freddy is Alive!
Much as I hate to… Eagles I guess…
Huh, not sure what happened there, hope it’s not serious
ded Fred
Billy Packer passed away? I didn’t really like him, but still.
Dead 49er, mine collapse
Here’s how my sports day is going:
Wanted Wrexham to win at home and they tied even though they were a man up.
Wanted Toluca to win at home and they tied even thought they were two men up.
Luckily, I don’t have a dog in either Championship game fight.
It also can’t end in a tie!
Nor will any team have to play down a man!
This bodes well
[not]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5dQOYe6yRY&ab
Is this the place to make irreverent comments during the *looks down at notes* fitbawl contest?
And where you can wear your team bandanna around your wing wang as much as you want.
Gratliff has been jerking all weekend about an Eagle win. I want some Eagle tears
Folks
But not folk dancers! (as far as I know, y’all might have some hobbies)
Rooting for Philly and AJ Brown. Plus I don’t think I could handle two weeks of Purdy Mouth / Shanny drooling.
Murrika’s truckers want that Purdy Mouth back on the lot lizard circuit too
“Expert” consensus is WKRP and Iggles. So hope everyone is ready for Chefs and Tomsulas for the Owl.
Bastards jinxing both my live futures bets!
WOOP WOOP
dear god don’t let us embarrass ourselves too badly
WOOP WOOP
SAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa…
p
I made it wooo! How dafuq u doin?
Will Ms. Nel and Mr. Cola throw hands during the match? STAY TUNED
Sweet Dee looks amazing in her Iggles gear. And not at all like a bird.
If Eagles win, I can cash one of my stupid futures bets. If Niners win, then Trent Williams is one game closer to the ring he richly deserves. Happy with both outcomes!
Should also be fun for Purdy to see a real Philly crowd for the first time, although he’s probably not battery-worthy
me, a few days ago: really kinda neutral about this game
*sees fox news tweet*
me, now: birds by 30
What was the tweet? I’ve been under a rock.
Kevin Hart was on my (muted) teevee box, in Iggles gear. So…let’s go Tomsulas!