Per Usual: Images and links are from Lexicanum
I know I was going to go over Ork Technology for this post but after reading the Right Rev’s post last night I wanted to share some easier series to start with, no because of length, but because they may be a bit easier to “ease” your self into the lore instead of landing in a drop pod like an Astartes. There are actually genres within the Warhammer literary library, they have thrillers, action, mysteries, comedy, and horror (and that last one is a very scary thought). The books I am going to recommend are not short nor is the series only a few books (except for Isenhorn), but they do focus on a smaller cast of characters and help to build up the universe a bit at a time. Instead of focusing on the Imperium as a whole like the Rev is, these focus on groups of people just trying to complete a task, stay alive, or follow orders.
To me one of the best ways to start is Gaunt’s Ghosts series. It starts with “First and Only” by Dan Abnett (who does all of the Gaunt’s Ghosts books) which is about the founding of new legion that goes horribly awry when Chaos crashes the founding. The legion becomes a very small one and details their struggle to survive within the Munitorium’s brobnagian bureaucracy. A very good series that starts with a group of soldiers trying to find a way to survive and grow. The books (in order) are: First and Only, Ghostmaker, Necropolis, Honour Guard, The Guns of Tanith, Straight Silver, Sabbat Martyr, Traitor General, His Last Command, The Armour of Contempt, Only in Death, Blood Pact, Salvation’s Reach, The Warmaster, The Anarch, and The Vincula Insurgency.
To be honest my favorite series because it has a lot of humor, lots of action, and a very relatable hero(?). I am not sure how many of you are familiar with The Flashman series, which had the first book published in 1969 (and are a good read themselves), but Commisar Ciphas Cain is very similar to the anti-hero in the Flashman series. He is self deprecating, a self professed coward, but is also a deft shot, very handy with a chainsword, and knows how to use the troops he is leading to make himself look good. The books are presented as presented as memoirs by his Inquisitorial lover with lots of footnotes which are often funny and give more background on the overall situation. The audiobooks are fantastic as the voice actors (the job they do is so good I do not call it narration) is very British and is perfect for the characters. Also, Cain faces basically all of the Imperium’s enemies so you get a feel for each faction.
Again in order: For the Emperor, Caves of Ice, The Traitor’s Hand, Death or Glory, Duty Calls, Cain’s Last Stand, The Emperor’s Finest, The Last Ditch, The Greater Good, Traitor’s Gambit, Choose Your Enemies, and Vainglorious. There are 3 Omnibuses – Hero of the Imperium (books 1-3), Defender of the Imperium (books 4-6), and Savior of the Imperium (books 7-9). I bought the ominbus editions and gave my individual books away to spread the love.
The complete list of novels, audiobooks, audio dramas, novellas, series and such can be found here. If you scroll down it breaks it down by series, individual novels, and even which ones are anthologies. It is a great resource to find your next read.
Now about Rev’s list:
- Emperor’s a douchebag. He’s been was born 10,000 years before now (like, real now) and can’t be bothered to have his shit in order. He reads like Highlander fan-fiction had a baby with King Lear. Ain’t care, dude got what he deserved. Yep, he was trying to get humanities shit in order but couldn’t take care of his own shit. Any more up his own asshole and his skin would be on the inside.
- Orks would be perfect if not for the game designers/writer’s insistence on misspelling everything with a “z” and talkin’ like drunk chav ol da toim. ORK RIGHTS NOW! Yep, but the bigger the Waaagggghhhh, the smarter and more erudite the upper orks become. At their height they could build armor and weapons that could leave the Space Marines in the dust. The leader of such a Waaagggghhhhh, is the size of a titan (about 200 feet tall) and the ork engineers can build incredible ships and structures. It is all built into their DNA, but their has to be enough psychic energy to support such a level, which is why the Imperium makes a point of killing Warbosses before they can get a bit enough Waaagggghhhhh together to evolve.
- Roboute Guilliman and the Ultramarines really are the complete buzzkills I was told.
- Chaos Gods get a bad rap. Like, the stuff in these novels is so cartoonishly disgusting, evil and over the top that I can’t help but wonder what’s really going on. False flag, etc. Maybe, but Nurgle is disgusting and look into how demons and Chaos marines are born/made, very disgusting.
- All Space Marines are male, and yet there is no gay or trans Space Marines? Even when you’re a giant genetically-enhanced nightmare whose Life is Combat, you started out as the same shitty pre-pubescent stock that we as a society currently struggle to contain and sequester until they are at least somewhat tame. Something must persist. When the kids come in, they very first thing that is done is basically a re-education camp, plus selective mind wipe, and lots of drugs to mold their psyches.
- The setting gets a lot of (deserved) shit for being overly self-serious, but “World Eaters” is just a great name for a military unit. Or a band. Whatever. Have you run across the Chao’s Noise Marines? That is a fun group.
Next week we will do what the orks call technology but is more the psychic power of belief.
Leon’s sex is on fire Canadia style!!!
McCabe has now scored both goals, neither really on purpose?
Regarding the own goal, that’s very much on brand for a person of Irish descent being their own worst enemy.
aye, tis the drink
ain’t nuthin but an OG, baby!!
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn. The field is gonna be awfully greasy in the second half with all that rain coming down.
The Canadia have it all to do, eh?
Very disappointing start. Post Gold medal fatigue? Is that what they call it?
Insufficient syrup?
“Syrup” is a weird way to spell Beckie. Poor lass-her knee went kablooie back in April.
WREXHAM WINS!!!
Yes, but at what cost.
Wrexham ahead!
That fucking goalie needs a red card. Seriously, fuck that guy.
So stupid during a friendly no less.
I’d transfer to the World Eaters. But no pay cut, and I insist on full autonomy to eat my portion of the world as I see fit.
The ones who weren’t dead surrendered.
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Speaking of Twitter and X, does anybody remember Threads? That happened for about five seconds.
Bleak, but one of those movies everyone should watch once.
Oh hey look my Twitter account that I hardly ever use has been compromised and suspended oh no whatever will I do
“That happened to my son’s account, too.” – Tony Dungy
Say what you want about DMB, but this is a very sexy tune. I bet the spirit of tWBS is slow-dancing to it with the ghost of a Wal-Mart checkout girl as we speak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7in-9E3ImQ
Man, Amazon sure is feeling amorous tonight. After Crash it played “Round Here” by the Counting Crows and is following it up with a little John Mayer’s “Gravity”. All this because I played “Let the Drummer Kick” by Citizen Cope.
My first question about the Ork community is: do they have Ladies Night? That would be very relatable.
They might make some of the gitz put on a dress.
Enough incentive to dress up for “Girls get free machete sharpening Night”.
$20 it’s on Wednesdays 7-9
I feel like the deejay for Ladies Night in the Ork kingdom would play a lot of L7.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PURNgMLOqA
Though they could work at a Necron party, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAdlZ2F-fs8
This is why I love baseball.
https://twitter.com/CincyProblems/status/1684004149145243649?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
There is an account for Cincy Problems? Interesting.
Seems like an incredibly rich vein of content
Upon investigation it is purely about the sadness of Reds, Bengals, BearCats, CF Cinci fans.
Ah, so high volume but low quality ore
I’d disagree about the low quality part but being from Cincy, I’ll probably lose the argument.
I enjoy sailing, berserking, and long pillages on the beach
Flensing the homeless behind a dumpster after 2am? I would recommend.
The volcano island lair makes even more sense.
It’s not like there’s a BETTER place to put a lair. As a bonus, every once in a while someone tosses you a free virgin
Did you say berserking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gFoHkkCaRE
Just a quick vid of 5’9″ Barry Sanders dunking around ’92 or so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqvQrjJxhyM&ab_channel=icecoldsincebirth.
Also re #5 – it’s not gay if it’s in the service of the Emperor obvs!
“It’s not gay if you’re underway” but in fact it’s probably extra gay.
This is indeed the saying I was cribbing from/bastardizing
I see . . .
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/chargers-justin-herbert-reach-agreement-on-five-year-extension-worth-262-5-million-per-report/
The Chargers got across the finish line first.
5/$262.500000000000001 offer from Mike Brown to Burrow’s camp, incoming.
RE: Extension Offer
“Joe just got that Body Armor money rolling in. 6 years at $30M/year is more than fair.”
Mike Brown
President, Cincinnati Bengals
[email protected]
I can almost guarantee MB has a bank vault full of aol CD-roms. People were just THROWING THEM AWAY!!
“Free wifi” in the locker room is a disc of four free hours of AOL.
Whatever it takes to keep Higgins in Cincinnati with Burrow and Chase for a few years longer.
God, you can get lost in this world! It’s gigantic!
And covers a huge time span.
I honestly don’t understand it but it always impresses me, and I enjoy these posts. I don’t understand Tolstoy either.
Here’s a picture I took of a rock:
Looks like a Trac ball for a huge computer mouse.
What is something Balls said when he met Iggy Azalea?
You have a strange way of spelling Angela White
You mean Jane Wilde aka Busty Buffy.
Lucie Wilde?
Yep, that is who I meant, I always want to call her Jane.
-[2Pack motorboating Marika in his wet dreams]
Indeed.