We’ve been through a lot, you and me and Scott Hansen, haven’t we? But it’s not quite over just yet-a tasty NFC East scuffle is before our very eyebulbs.
To the Game!
Cowboys/Giants:
-Stinking Dallas has had New York’s number recently, having won 11 of the last 12 ‘showdowns’. (hard to call it that when one of the participants has been so inept)
-Waller’s hammy-from everything I’ve read-doesn’t seem to concern coaches and training staff that much. He reported tightness on Friday so was given a break as a precaution. As indicated in training camp, a fair amount of things the Giants want to do on offense depend on him being on the field-not necessarily catching the ball per se but just having the D account for him.
-Look for some hot shots downfield headed towards rookie Jalin Hyatt. He’s a fella with 4.38 speed, the likes of which New York hasn’t seen in quite some time. Though the sample is quite small relative to other qb’s, Dimes is very accurate on throws of 20+ yards.
-Deuce Vaughn, (I shall call him Shrimp Toast) the 5’5″, 173 pound rookie running back on the Cowboys seems to be just the kind of player that will befuddle the Giants D. He’ll follow in the fine tradition of Jason Witten, D-Jax and Boston Scott as a talent that New York has no answer for. I’m not looking forward to the next half decade or so.
-As noted in my Giants preview, the D is going to start two rookies (Banks and Hawkins) as boundary cornerbacks. I’m sure they’ll be fine at some point but at times it’s going to be painful to watch. This scenario is what happens when you have a dearth of talent at one position so it’s somewhat expected.
Do it.
Still room on the Dallas Wagon. All are welcome but Iggles
Plenty of room on the Giants wagon, too, I presume.
“I dunno, between Castle Greyskull and the U.S.S.FLAGG it’s getting kinda full.” – Elisha, having loaded up for the epic Central Park crossover battle of ’23.
Holy shit this game is still going on?
Does NY know that?
Did NY ever know that?
Dallas shutout a team. Anyone else do that this week>
They sign Daniel Jones to a good amount of money to suck, but don’t want to pay Saquon for being 75 percent of their offense. Makes sense. If Toney gets released, I’m sure they will resign him, too, for more than they are willing to pay Saquon.
We’re a touchdown and missed XP away from a second scorigami today
I can’t imagine why Dan Quinn came back to Dallas and didn’t get a head coaching job.
Never gets old.
“It’s a bit of a statement from Daniel Jones…” and that statement is “I am a suicidal moron.”
This is on Daboll. No excuse for him to not take Jones out earlier.
Oh absolutely. Even if the QB is saying otherwise it’s on the coach to tell him to sit down, tonight’s not the night.
Do the Giants not have a backup QB?
Their ideal outcome is Jones gets permanently hurt so they can move on.
Cris: “You know that reminds me of…”
Mike: “Why don’t you shut up so we can go to commercial?!”
Sounds like a really great point you’re about to make Cris. Why don’t we wait until after the commercial break to give the room for you to really explain it.
Does Daboll hate Jones? Why the hell is he still in this game?
I’m sure* they’ll take the hint at that lineman going down and take their biggest investment out of a blowout game, during which it is also absolutely pouring and making the turf even more dangerous.
*I am not at all sure they will do this.
He clearly needs the game reps still.
There’s till 11 minutes left?
Good luck Cooper.
Dallas wants an early flight home. Baggage checks starts now
With this weather? Newark is gonna be delayed for hours
I’m sure the Cowboys have access to the “Rich Guys Don’t Wait” terminal.
I live near LAX and pro teams get police escorts for their luxury coach bus convoys all the way from the stadium to the private aircraft parking area, the same place Air Force One parks. Notre Dame gets an escort to their private jet as well.
I’m not sure he’s the Good Hodgins after all
OK, that’ll do. Pull all the starters now.
I was just asking why Jones was warming up on the sideline
Just came back from a walk and had to turn right back around and chase the cows away from the road and all the way back to the woods at the other end of the field. Wet sweaty work herding gigantic animals that have no idea what the hell they’re doing or what is going on.
I feel a lot like the Giants coaching staff right now.
You need to photograph all this so I can picture it properly.
Just tried but got the message “input is too short” and now I feel like Deanna Favre is yelling at me.
I get Daniel Jones hasn’t looked good this game, but why the fuck so you call a QB run play, deep in the 3rd quarter, behind 33-0, just so he gets hit by three defenders at once?
It’s clearly punishment detail at this point.
If it wasn’t for that stupid kicker the score would be 33-6
If Grandma had balls, she’d be Grandpa
If your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle.
I would ask Scotchy how pissed off he is that Saquon is still playing, but I reckon he rage passed out hours ago.
The homeless population of Ontario is about to reach it’s nadir.
It’s a good time to hop that freight train for B.C.
the snows should be starting any minute now, too
I’m playing against him in the Vodka league, and can confirm I am right pissed off about the whole situation.
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This is boring. Can the Giants make offer up a punter for sacrifice
Hey that’s the Ford Dearborn Assembly plant! I was just there! No photography allowed, or I would have taken better photos than this stupid commercial.
I bought a seat belt there.
Bluebunny must really hate Brian Daboll.
Dude! At least stand up and acknowledge the crowd.
Bernard Gilkey is in Warsaw at present, watching a “top transfer target” keeper who turns out for Legia. January 2211, if wondering.
That Bernard is spry as fuck, isn’t he?
Damn skippy. He could use a good poo, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj-NFEiEb1M&ab
Holy fucking shit it looks like home around here!
“FORD. We use the most hourly workers. We are that inefficient. It’s also why the body panels don’t always line up”
“Also we probably use drunken baboons to paint our vehicles because the paint starts flaking and rusting less than eighteen months into ownership”
/only made the mistake of buying a Ford ONCE
Wait. Dak had to be put under to get a tattoo?
That had to be the lamest thing ever.
It’s unlikely true. Especially for nearly 11 hours.
Are you questioning the truthiness of Chris?
Alright, I need to turn this off. If I wanted to watch height differentiated individuals get abused, I’d move to Connecticut.
Fuckin’ nobility…
you better follow orders pheasant
Not the first time, hopefully not the last.
Yeah ya dumb bird!
I am betting we see Cooper Rush after the ad break. Yay or nay?
I was hoping for Trey Lance, but he’s inactive.
I honestly forgot all about that storyline.
Tua’s back flared up again, and he forgot, too.
We know Hippo. We know.
Butthurt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BptQHAW2T5M&ab_channel=BeastieBoysVEVO
Aw…here I was thinking “Pinata Farms” was a TV show that I could watch.
Wait…the Giants are allowed to get first downs? Since when?!?
Milli Vanilli – Blame It On the Rain – YouTube
Somehow this game has crossed the unforgivable line of making me not want to take another drink
I think these Giants are better.
That stadium is empty
THESE GIANTS GUARDS AND TACKLES I CALL THEM THE MAGINOT LINE ‘CAUSE THEY’RE HUGE AND EXPENSIVE BUT CAN’T PROTECT JACK SHIT
You calling Dallas Uber Allies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr1Qe2m8oOA&ab
I found Waldo!
Here’s the SR-71 pin. The pilot carried them in the pocket on his space suit leg; after landing he noted them, and then handed them out to the camera crew (5 of us). It says:
Mach = 3.21
Altitude = 80150 (feet)
2/1/96
Well, fellow fitbawl degenerates, its been fun, but my bed is beckoning me. Let’s do this again tomorrow, say, 8-ish east coast time?
Later, Taters!
https://twitter.com/DrGrayfang/status/1701043821541314723?s=20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phOW-CZJWT0&ab
You wanted me to watch a Temu commercial?
I keep getting those Temu ads while doing Duolingo and it seems very much like the lead actress cannot actually speak English.
That is what Gwen Stephani looks like now?!?
Isn’t she like 50?
She doesn’t even look human any more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm36viw6q1U&ab