Well, not much more with there being only three games on in this window but we’ll watch. I read a wee blurb about The Shield looking to squeeze money out of Spain and/or Brazil for the right to host some games. Does that mean more morning football goodness? I’m not exactly Dr. Who when it comes to time zones.
To The Games!
Panthers/Seahawks:
Is anyone going to watch this blah affair? Hey, welcome to the NFL, kid: Bryce Young is doing that elf on the shelf way too early so it’s Red Rocket Time! Dalton might just be the fella to exploit a Seattle D that is 30th in defending the pass. I’ve seen bigger surprises. Thing is, the Seahawks should be able to get things done on the ground given that Carolina has surrendered 130+ yards for the last two games and the opposing o-line run block win rate is 7th best.
Cowboys/Cards:
Motion to re-name the Cards the Dead Horses because they’re going to be beaten so much this year? Can I see a show of hands? That Dallas D is something-they’re creating negative yard plays at a blistering (and unsustainable) 15.3% rate. Fantasy-wise the Cowboys allow the 3rd-least points to qb’s and the least points to both rb’s and wr’s. DAK! is playing his 100th game today and is the only one of his kind to throw for 150 TD’s and rush for 25, although I’ve the feeling that Patty will as well.
Bears/Chiefs:
Both of these teams had trouble scoring last week but one gets the feeling that Kansas City is going to resolve the issue sooner and with brute force. Eberflus is going to be calling the plays on D now that Alan Williams is spending more time with his health. And if the rumors are correct there will be some time with prison bars and therapists as well. Overthink Much?: Fields is getting sacked on 11.5% of his dropbacks despite the fact that his line gives him the 5th-most time to complete a pass.
Do your thing. Ewww, not that one!
WHAT THE THUNDERFUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY GOTTDAMMED STARS?!!?? I WILL SKULL-FUCK THAT FAT SUNOVABITCH OF A COACH LIKE ONE OF MY UNDOCUMENTED WHORES! YYEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeHHaAAAAAAAWWwwwwww I AM FUCKIN CRAZZZYYYY!!
gabbertception 2: electric garbagetimealo
if i had a nickel for every MLB player that played in seattle and then became a photographer, id have two nickels, which isnt much but odd it happened twice
sigh
MARQUISEDOWN IN CARDTOWN!
stfu the packers are a fraudulent af 2-1
Is this the start of The Legend of Black Powder ?
that’s a definite MAYBE
iaryou over 50 and wearing a braelet and you’r ea man, i’m cock punching u
Back injury in Chicago
if you had week 4 as when justin fields dies, you win the pool
likely out week 4, what i meant
we could get charmslinger/peterman on sunday!
i jsut stuck two tequuila shots
Stuck them where exactly?
we need to flex broncos/bears to thursday night, wednesday if possible
No, they need that on Monday night with a live cam on the coaches. Loser leaves town game.
Prediction: Dicey penalty will bail out the Boys, resulting in a win for Dallas.
Donks/Bearistocrats! is NEXT WEEK, no less. Get your tickets NOW ppl!!!
earliest tank bowl ever (week 4)
So we should call it the Terlit Bowl?
Who will shit on the field more, Donks or Bears?
Is a negative score possible? WE’LL FIND OUT
mmmm that some good vintage gabbertception
“This ain’t right but I ain’t know how it ain’t right. I was told different.”
-Announcers doing the Boys/Cards game
GABBO!
Bring Us The Flow!
even the end of the wanny era in chicago wasnt this bad
How bad will the players only meeting in Chicago/Lake Forest be this week? 2 Alonzo Spellmans short of a Jovan Belcher?
if new york/rodgers is any indication, kelce/swift is gonna set up for some kinda hubris we all can enjoy
Switfy’s boyfriend just scored.
Cards Up By Eight, Romo Has No Idea Who To Blow
Rejoice! Fox has changed to the Dallas game.
You know Mrs. Mahomes is pissed at all the attention Taylor and Kelce are getting.
After midnight so sleepys time for me, I have a lot of wine to drink tomorrow! Later y’all!
why do i watchh football?ifucking hate it all
We need more infinite multiverses to make this Cards/Cowboys game possible.
They’re pulling away from a game…at halftime?!
I have a 90% chance of winning. (the things you say)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCLt0kTd5E&ab_channel=EMFtheband
while i am a boobb fan, i do giave Taylro swiff a pass, cause geat loges. legs.
Fuck everythin. Well, had a good time with oldest spawn foxx, so that’s all that counts. debating if i whousld wswithc ove rot abouron i’ve a ha ad a LOT of beer.
There he is.
look, you’re gonna be hungover anyway. Might as well make it count!
mrs. fozz picked us upa nd dropped us off, i think a bourrbon call could be out of bounsz
rich paeople at fooball bames should get pucnhed in he tock. cock we don’t want you here. go back adn shop sky mall you cuntheazs
So before Mahomes did his best Burrow impersonation, I was in the middle of typing, did the Chiefs watch the Fins throw up a 70-spot on the scoreboard and go
You get a season-crippling QB calf injury and YOU! get a season-crippling QB calf injury!
TayTay’s advice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM&ab_channel=TaylorSwiftVEVO
the bears finally do something good
they teared a ligament in mahomes?
Ow, shit!
jawaan taylor line up legally challenge (super impossible)
Bears going to go with the TayTay induced amnesia for this game
T-Swift is from the Philly suburbs, and Jason Kelce plays for the Iggles.
Oh, God this IS going to be another single for her.
Time to pull the plug on Fields? I mean after this week, this was his Prove It Game.
who’s the back up?
Nathan Peterman, though Walter Payton in his current condition may be a better option.
left too much time for mahomes (after the next bears turnover here in a minute)
America needs a J Peterman 2nd half.
Uhh…
You, uh, called that.
or do it the old fashioned way (incomplete passes)
Well, the Bears may allow 72 points today.
can they score 45 by half time so Fox changes to the Dallas game?
Nah, Andy Reid is not missing dinnertime
a normal off coordinator could do it with these chiefs
nagy is calling the plays. he can only get to about 50-ish
of course the one throw dj moore gets he drops it
might have two teams scoring more than 60 today
I did, at least, bench the Donks D/ST in my money league. They went for -4 this week, because of the kick return score. Otherwise, would have been -14 which I think would have been a league record “effort”
Taylor Swift is going to eat Kelce alive like a black widow spider. That hick won’t know what hit him.
She’ll peg him
We’ll have to watch those white pants for ass blood!
He can only hope
Don’t worry. Whatever happens, we’ll find out in her next hit single.
Swifties vs. NFL troglodytes
So I was doing chores all morning and just sat down on the couch to start watching the Seahawks game, decided to check scores of the early game…
LOL Broncos. What in the entire fuck happened? Not that I really care about the Broncos, but lol Broncos.
give up 70 points? nathaniel hackett would never
Broncos Country: Let’s Crawl Into a Hole and Die.
I say let Condi coach the rest of the season.
the team is already committing war crimes on the game of football
That’s fitting after the war crime that was today’s game.
Broncos Country: Curl Into a Ball and Cry!
oh, the black kitties acting frisky today.
Rico Suave