So many things going on at the same time in the sport that unites us on this here blog. Let’s Go!
Fallout:
-The Narrative has, rightly, been blowing up the efforts of Dobbs and Stroud for putting together thrilling performances under adverse conditions. Myself, I’ve never, ever said, “I got to watch those Texan highlights again!” But of course, due to inexperienced qb’s getting put in before they’re ready, there was some atrocious play. Oh, Dobbs has been announced as the starter next week, ostensibly for his heroics but really because the Vikes have no other options.
-Speaking of no options, DeVito is the clear starter for the Giants until he gets crushed behind the worst o-line in football. You may say that’s hyperbole but then I’d ask you to actually name one. The Next Victim Up is Matt Barkley, who last played in 2020 and hasn’t started since 2018.
-I hate to pile on the league’s rb’s now that their status, for the most part, has been assigned as ‘interchangeable’ but only one of their clan rushed for 100 yards yesterday. Just one. Here’s a few team-leading runners and their totals-Mixon 37, JT 47, Freeman 32, Bijan 51, Taysom 52, Singletary 26, Walker 16 and Tune 28.
-Beware Baltimore: They’ve beaten Seattle and Detroit (two teams that should make the playoffs and will certainly be above .500 at year’s end) by a combined score of 75-9.
-Black Magic Mike: There have been 34 teams that have been outgained in their first 8 games of the season. The Steelers are the only squadoo that has a winning record.
-The Texans have reached 4-4, thrilling their one dementia-ed fan that thinks that they’re Sam Houston-he was such a nice boy-but they do have the Browns D, the Jets, Jags and Bengals on the sked ahead.
To The Game!
Chargers/Jets:
-Somehow, New York can get to within a half game of the lead in the AFC East with a win tonight.
-That drooling sound you heard was Mack and Bosa after they heard that the Jets are on their fifth set of o-line starters so far this year.
-Watch Donald Parham vulture a TD. Actually, it would be his 5th this year so he wouldn’t really be a vulture at that point would he?
-Breece is a beast in the run game, cruising along at 5.7ypc but that comes to a screeching halt in the red zone where the team is last in the league in converting scoring opportunities.
-Darius Davis’, a Chargers starting wr, receiving prop earlier this week was 7 yards. It’s since climbed to 17 or so but it still looks good.
-Sudbury, Ontario (not Vegas) has Staley’s ‘bone-headed decision that compromises his team’s chances to win’ at 1.5.
Now get out there and have some fun!
So I won 60 bucks and drank for free with some great company.
Our dealer was an assassin but her relief was seriously fucked up. Dude was dropping cards and he hit when holding a hard 17 and busted.
I whisper spoke to the table to bet this motherfucker up and everyone of us profited while he dealt.
Last time when he left the machine came back to deal and I cashed the fuck out.
I would say it’s off to bed but this fucking place doesn’t stop playing live music outside your window until 5 in the fucking morning. Not a good place for sleeping.
Heading home tomorrow.
Great fucking time.
One final round of black jack?
Well, alright.
Double down on 9
Especially if the dealer is holding a 4,5 or 6.
“I’ll double down on anything under 18” — Matt Gaetz
Dammit. The crew left for home leaving only brick and myself.
So?
Top fucking shelf steakhouse with a view of the entire downtown from the 24th floor.
Killer bottle of wine, filet mignon, French onion soup, some bone marrow on crostini, and old school Vegas service.
Yesterday it was a chili dog at the sports book.
Vegas is a town of contrasts.
Thanks Brick! That was an incredible meal experience.
Home tomorrow.
Travel safe you guys.
That’s the way to end the weekend.
I picked up South-of-OC’s defense since this week and they scored me 26 points, leading my team to victory. Time to dump their sorry ass and see if the Raiders are available to pick up next week.
Keyshawn is a big zit on PeyPey on that prediction board.
Fuck me. I had CJ Stroud in 2 leagues and Im going to lose both matchups because everyone else did fuck all
You could be Hippo.
If it makes you feel better, so did Dok.
Also I loved Letterkenny, but haven’t watched Shorsey yet. I clearly need to.
Dude.
Shoresy is better.
Shoresy is better, and Letterkenny is terrific.
Is this MNF game mandatory? Based on the stats I have some reservations about watching.
It is no longer mandatory. Proceed accordingly.
Oh, good. Due to last night’s game and me driving my friend back home and waking up early to help my dad get ready for work, I didn’t get much sleep. I still went to work, but I cannot guarantee it was at my actual place of employment.
(grabs teddy bear)
Happy footballing!
Sweet dreams!
only if youre interested in what happens more: a chargering or a jesting
jest is eternal!
I hope they get shipped
Might want to watch S2, big hoss.
maybe not have receivers run deep-ish routes to nowhere and requiring milf hunter z to hold the ball for more than 2 seconds
Saleh has had the life sucked out of him by the Jets. Poor guy, he deserves a better chance
Saleh’s gonna go back to being just a DC after this and will never look back again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azxx9sG4Gjw&ab_channel=Cliptopia%21
2nd best bit, behind Log
It’s better than bad, it’s good!
I’m really not sure putting Keenan Allen on pre-snap orbit motions really threatens the defense horizontally, Kellen.
Oh no, Keenan Allen caught an unblocked screen pass 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage, we’re screwed now!
“When you see that .38 Special is playing the State Fair this year…”-Enrico Pallazzo
If I’ve only watched 1.8 seasons of Letterkenny, can I watch Shoresy or do I need to make it further in the former to get the latter?
As long as you know who Shoresy is, it’s fine
Yup, you only need to know very few facts about Shoresy from Letterkenny. Besides, he’s not really a regular character. Maybe an appearance twice a season?
Pitter Patter.
Really don’t even need to know that. They introduce the Shoresy character in the first 5 minutes with some quick exposition, then you’re off to the races.
You don’t need any Letterkenny, Shoresy stands up by itself.
apparently milf hunter z need even more motivation than that to overcome a bad o-line. he likes slinging it to wilsons on the field, eh? how bout one named nancy off the field, in fishnets and an old ovation?
This is what I get for placing my hopes and needs in the hands of the J-E-T-E Jets
the milf hunter z needs some damn motivation to make a game outta this
Seeing the shoulders on that pic downstream, I am starting to think I am refusing to watch Letterkenny and Shoresy out of sheer spite.
Still refusing, mind.
Your loss. There’s an impossible amount of good-looking girls in Sudbury.
Allegedly
There damn sure is in the Shoresy Cinematic Universe.
Back to chorin.
Why????????
About an hour of Youtube will take care of Letterkenny. But you should watch Shoresy.
Same. But I refuse to subscribe to Hulu.
Dude, La Liga is on Hulu!
To be fair, I did not know this.
You can get Hulu, ESPN+, and Disney+ with the Hulu Bundle. Only $15 a month.
Hmm, already have ESPN+. Guess that settles it.
And they won’t take my credit card. Assholes.
On my flight out of Vegas, so will be missing this fixture, but can’t say that I’m all that disappointed when I’m still kinda exhausted from yesterday.
I do wish the Seabirds had picked a different week to revert to the mean, but really my biggest loss for the weekend was getting an overpriced massage in the sportsbook during Bills/Bengalis
this is a very not good game but ya know what
what else is gonna prepare me for thursday
Cyanide?
I wonder how much Amazon will pay Chi**** to duct tape Strawberry Fields’ thumb/hand together so he can play.