Thank the Baby Whoosis this tilt isn’t Mandatory. Oof!
Tidbits:
-Old Man Tom Coughlin-when last we saw him he was being run out of Jacktown by players, the player’s union, the owner, the front office and fans-will have a seat in the Jags Ring of Honor. Anyone that doesn’t arrive five minutes early for the ceremony will be fined a week’s wages.
-After feeling the effects of landing hard on a football Ja’Marr Chase will tough it out and play against the Texans. Will he get more yards than Tank Dell? Seriously, I’m not sure.
-As you suspected, chicks and Mike Vrabel love the deep ball. Will Levis will be the starting qb for them Fightin’ Titans for the next while.
-Death Throes (Paper Media Style): Jason Kelce has been named one of the Sexiest Men Alive. If someone you know has an opinion on this, please cut them out of your life.
To The Game!
Panthers/Bears:
-Chicago has Carolina’s 1st pick next year so be prepared to hear a little bit about that.
-Bagent’s INT prop is .5. He’s tossed the ball to the other squadoo 6 times in the last 4 games so I’ll let you do the math-ing.
-I’d also take a shot at the combined field goal attempts because these offenses get more bogged down than Swamp Thing on sabbatical.
-Thielen’s Rebirth: At 660 yards receiving and counting, he has more than three times the number of yards that the next ballgrabber has.
-The Bears aren’t back at the home cave for another month. Time to pile up those road losses!
Good luck out there.
All you Left Coasters…
The Ice Stillers-Rams was all sorts of goofy.
Don’t care. Ice HOX won!
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
I’m just LOLing at the Oilers losing to the Sharks.
That’s two-game-winning-streak Sharks!
OMG. LOL. RIP Oilers and RIP Connor and Draisaitl, the Angels of the NHL
Couldn’t happen to a better franchise. Well, maybe the Leafs.
I’m pretty sure it’s kinda Friday night again!
That’s 6 Fridays these past 7 days!
I totally forgot this game was tonight, and I’m okay with that
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A mind is a terrible thing to have.
It was actually a pretty fun crappy game.
Decent defense.
Riga!
Lambeau!
Pretty sure I would pay double for my season tickets if they were for road games only.
Please put that in your end of year survey.
Those assholes would make me pay that for home season tickets if I said that.
Speaking of the holidays, LDB Challenge starts in 2 weeks.
Last year I made it all the way through. Closest violation was when it showed up on the digital jukebox while we were in a bowling alley but I couldn’t hear a goddamn note.
I was just gonna ax dat.
If I hear it today at this Christmas market will that count?
It does count, in 2 weeks.
Single hardest level for that challenge.
The Christmas markets.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38859988/virginia-rb-jones-taken-hospital-taking-hard-hit-vs-lville
I don’t even like UVa, but I’ll be damned if Charlottesville isn’t a great place.
My Advent Calendar: (in no particular order)
Copperhead , Original Gin – 40% – Belgium
Bobby’s Schiedam, Dry Gin – 42% – Netherlands
Four Pillars Bloody Shiraz, Gin – 37.8% – Australia
Katún, Gin – 42% – Mexico
Puerto De Indias, Gin – 40% – Spain
Archipelago, Botanical Gin – 45% – Philippines
Schrödingers, Katzen Gin – 44% – Germany
Hernö, Gin – 40.5% – Sweden
Scapegrace, Black Gin – 41.6% – New Zealand
135 East Hyogo, Dry Gin – 42% – Japan
McQueen & The Violet Fog, Gin – 40% – Brazil
Cross Keys, Gin – 41% – Latvia
Luxardo, Sour Cherry, Gin – 37.5% – Italy
One Key, Gin – 40% – Slovenia
Sharish, Blue Magic Gin – 40% – Portugal
Tarsier, Khao San Gin – 41.2% – Thailand
Uncle Val’s, Restorative Gin – 45% – USA
Brecon Botanicals, Gin – 43% – Wales
Canaïma, Gin – 47% – Venezuela
The Boatyard Distillery, Old Tom Gin – 46% – Northern Ireland
Seven Crofts, Gin – 43% – Scotland
Muff Liquor Company, Potato Gin – 40% – Ireland
Le Gin de Christian Drouin, Le Gin – 42% – France
Aval Dor, Cornish Gin – 42% – England
I will be subjecting each of them to a Dry Martini recipe:
1) Rinse chilled martini glass with vermouth
2) Add gin to martini glass
3) Garnish with two olives
Tell me more about Mexigin please?
When that day comes up, I’ll be sure to share my thoughts.
Do you know how many different types of fucking shoelaces are on Amazon? About a billion.
Also the amount of children making them.
Woo-hoo the team with more points won!
yes, the obligatory “bad game, al michaels gotta talk about the spread since that’s exactly the margin of victory”
We fucking false starting on kneeldowns?
So stupid. #BLEEEEERGH needs their screen time.
FUNDAMENTALS!!!!!!!!
lol at bagent pumping up the crowd after almost sending his wideout to the hospital
I legit think he might have been concussed before his teammates pulled him up.
The ghost of Marc Trestman is cursing the Panthers clock management.
Can’t believe the guy who can’t kick 59 yards didn’t make a 59 yard field goal.
On my day off today for Veterans Day, I get to take Wifey to a Christmas market.
And so it begins.
SO CLOSE to the glorious tie!
David Carradine disapproves
Well hang on
Are we sure that wasn’t a busted play? Play action to no one?
They’re all busted plays in this game.
Get the ball to DJ Moore, dammit
Suuuuuuuubscribe.
I am thoroughly tired of the Tyson Bagent experience.
Ditto, Luke “Fuckface” Getsy.
UVa radio just said there’s no updates on Paris Johnson.
I thought scientologists didn’t celebrate Christmas
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
You should see the Scientology Christmas North Pole set up on Hollywood Boulevard
Thetans class up manger scenes.
Hmmm, is this a father’s day game? Because a tie is in play.
Fucking refball, you actually called holding in the panthers oline once in a while we would be here
Someone said “chuffed” – DRINK!
Why does the head coach call the defense, Kirk? Is it because the DC left the team under mysterious HR related circumstances?
Oh look, we’ve turned into the Borg.
If that’s the case I’ll be jumping rope naked in front of a mirror for the next 9 hours.
/collapses and dies of massive cardiac event in 4 minutes
I would ask if this picture has been shopped, but we all know the trek producers have no shame
that is fucking hilarious
and eroticIt’s Thursday, Balls. You gotta save the good stuff for tomorrow!
NFL Blitz: the Blair Witch of videogames?
1st and 30? NFL BLITZ!
1st and 30 NFL BLITZ
1st & 30 NFL BLITZ!
Repair Shop update – the grandparents whose botanic microscope the ladies are fixing are named Cecil and Millicent. Those might be the most British names I’ve heard in a while.
Love to get Blax’s thoughts on Arizona misunderestimating their cash on hand by a mere $240 million.
https://twitter.com/MattBrownEP/status/1722649813924167685
They didn’t get a royalty stream out of Girls Gone Wild?
no thats arizona state
Their accountants went to Trump University.
WineWife is flipping between the game, The Repair Shop, and Drink Masters, and now I’m having flashbacks to all the half-finished Sunday projects my old man would start.
You know, I’m not big into celebrity gossip, but I went years assuming these two were dating
People that good-looking shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce. It’s unfair to CHUDs like me.
Point…
Counterpoint..
Scarlett Johansson mom bewbs
Fair.
So does this game end 17-16 or 24-23?
we’re done seeing points, waaaay over this games quota
Disagree. There’s at least one TD left, or 4 combined field goals.
a thing! a scoring thing!
Something possibly quiet bad has happened in the UVA-Louisville game. Like, I’ve never really heard a crowd be that quiet.
And they got him off the field and the yelling and carrying on and tackling has restarted.
‘Merica! Fuck yeah!
One of the sideline broadcasters said, “Whatever god you pray to, do so for Paris Jones.”
..
I’m not sure how much help BLEEARGH would be in such situations.
Me: OK, Satan, I don’t ask for much…
On the positive side, he’s trending on Twitter!
Someone’s badly hurt in the Virgina-Louisville game. I think a VA player, but both teams are gathered around the stretcher and it’s hard to tell.
He ain’t moving though.
That floater should have been picked off twice.
Al Michaels has officially run out of fucks, and it’s surprisingly enjoyable to listen to.
That stuff up Coach Eberflus’s sleeves? Expired tuna salad.
Don’t have to remind either of these teams to be special.
I am considering a trip to Winter Carnival in Quebec this year if anyone wants the next DFO-Con to be in America’s hat.
Some extremely brief research tells me my best bet is just to drive the 7.5 hours. Much cheaper than a flight, and 10+ hours shorter than a train.
Canadians think that’s a trip to the market.
And they’re right.
Hell, only stop would be for coffee, once.
He might instinctively stop to yell at some cows on the side of the road.
/politely tipping my cap as I zip by
Ladies
I wish the train was faster. I would absolutely take that all the time. When Mrs Sharkbait and I went we stopped in Burlington both ways to brewery hop and hit up Prohibition Pig
My son lives in Burlington and constantly taunts me with pictures from various breweries and Pro Pig.
Fozz. Hooman? We play?
She is a pretty girl! I’ve got my dog on at my SIL’s in Riverside for a few days. She’s upstairs, or I’d take a picture.
That’s a skull made to take out drywall.
Between the INT prop and the FG over, scotchy is looking like scotchtrodamus.