TWO TEAMS! THREE WINS! Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Thank the Baby Whoosis this tilt isn’t Mandatory. Oof!

Tidbits:

-Old Man Tom Coughlin-when last we saw him he was being run out of Jacktown by players, the player’s union, the owner, the front office and fans-will have a seat in the Jags Ring of Honor. Anyone that doesn’t arrive five minutes early for the ceremony will be fined a week’s wages.

-After feeling the effects of landing hard on a football Ja’Marr Chase will tough it out and play against the Texans. Will he get more yards than Tank Dell? Seriously, I’m not sure.

-As you suspected, chicks and Mike Vrabel love the deep ball. Will Levis will be the starting qb for them Fightin’ Titans for the next while.

-Death Throes (Paper Media Style): Jason Kelce has been named one of the Sexiest Men Alive. If someone you know has an opinion on this, please cut them out of your life.

To The Game!

Panthers/Bears:

-Chicago has Carolina’s 1st pick next year so be prepared to hear a little bit about that.

-Bagent’s INT prop is .5. He’s tossed the ball to the other squadoo 6 times in the last 4 games so I’ll let you do the math-ing.

-I’d also take a shot at the combined field goal attempts because these offenses get more bogged down than Swamp Thing on sabbatical.

-Thielen’s Rebirth: At 660 yards receiving and counting, he has more than three times the number of yards that the next ballgrabber has.

-The Bears aren’t back at the home cave for another month. Time to pile up those road losses!

Good luck out there.