We made it. Laughed, cried, set a few fires. SO MANY MEMORIES. Just one last game to churn through…
(unrelated Tame Impala song)
Jets (-1) at Raiders (8:20, NBC)
Oh wow. You are going to TEST OUR LOVE with this matchup, Rog. Good thing DFOers believe in the RULES-BASED ORDER. (Hippo raises whip hand)
Vegas got their shit sort of together last week, and maybe they can roll their relief/McDaniels hatred into a second week? Realistically it will be a matter of who commits the first crippling turnover, or the MOST crippling turnovers. Unless the Jest can shake Breece Hall free, I guess that’s why they are favoUred. Lord knows it’s not MILF-Hunter Z, facing down the great AOC.
He got 6-8 inches, so technically not a sack
Or a Favre
— D. Favre
Only took 3 quarters to realize “gee, maybe we should get Breece the ball in space”
AM NOT HAPPY!
2 b FARE, none of us should ever be happy
This tiebreaker will be yuuuuggggge for playoff seeding, too!
I told those Raiders if they didn’t score a td, I am turning this shit off! And they did.
is that legal?
Well shut it down, that’s game.
GRATE JERB, TE that I didn’t start!!
THIS JETS-RAIDERS GAME I CALL SENORITA WEASELO PLAYING HOLLOW KNIGHT BECAUSE IT’S JUST WATCHING A WHOLE LOTTA THINGS DIE AT THE COLOSSEUM OF FOOLS.
y’all’s sex talk REMAINS WEIRD smh
I hope none of Zach’s mom’s friends were watching that.
We should get a draw. Even if it means staying up an extra hour.
scoragmi.
11-11 Draw scorinami??
I’ll bet that Vegas stadium is full of the green of the Jets army, the fan diaspora, the . . . oh who are we kidding, there are no Jets fans except for that dumbass fireman.
First half for the placement men, second for the punters!
Checkin’ in . . .
9 to 6?
Okay then!
You get a BLEERGH, and YOU get a BLEERGH
YOU GET BLEERGH
Totally forgot I bought some broccoli so now I’m surprisingly excited for some roasted broccoli tonight.
It’s almost like these squadrons ain’t very good.
No hold on. One of them could be a 2nd half squadron!
Like the second half of the Donner Party’s trip.
I appreciated Chris Simms selling this game as BIG FOR THE KICKERS
FOR THE BRAND!
Fires McaFee into the sun
Robert Saleh would happily deliver MILF-Hunter-Z’s severed head to Woody Johnson as tribute to get Josh Dobbs.
There’s something about Dobbs that ol Woody doesn’t like.
alopeciaist
I don’t know what the people upstairs are doing, but I’m worried they might break through the floor and come crashing down into my place
Trying to kill a mouse?
Maybe one is a detective and the other a crossfitter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04DcbaCP7iU&ab_channel=PinkPantherClips
Was telling my wife that the Raiders QB hunk factor has gone down a notch or two, from Jimmy Garoppalo to Vincent D’Onofrio in an Egger suit. “Oh he does not look like Eggar!”
He’s Farva without the charm.
Nor a Litre of COLA!
Last night for movie night, I made an array of pizza bagels, with all different toppings and homemade sauces, as our movie snacks. I called it a pizzchuterie, MrsSloth called it a schmizzargsabord. This is why we’re together.
And you can have pizza… anytime.
Melissa Stark’s celebrating her birthday in Vegas and suddenly Zach’s extremely interested as to whether she has kids.
Oh he ain’t care
Added bonus!
Per Wikipedia, she has four kids, so one assumes the MILF Hunter Z now has a new entry on his speed dial
Ok, J E T S. Let me lay this out to you. You’re ahead. AOC ain’t scoring on you. So your only goal here is to run the clock out. And the best way to do that? That’s wrong. No, the right way is to run the ball with your best running back. No, no, not him. It’s Breece Hall.
You, what, you, stop. Yes, he’s a real person. Yes, he’s on your team. Just look around at the back of the jerseys and you’ll find him. Then, put him out there, and hand him the ball. OMG, seriously, HALL, not COOK you fucking asshats.
HI I’M MARK DAVIS! The back on my jersey says TONIGHT GIRLFRIEND BOY!
These (free) pretzels (from the Amtrak lounge we snuck into) are making me thirsty.
https://youtu.be/nIypMI_zXSQ?si=IxF18_ATBwPJgP-Q
Hey! It’s Not Star Wars!
This game should have been held on Life Day.
I see this day will end as it started. As putrid scheisse.
The circle of life
EAT ALL THE SHIT BLEEEERGH
OF COURSE, hold on the BreeceDOWN Hippo needed.
Zach was just a bit out of bounds — like when he asked Saleh’s mom what her favorite breakfast was
“You don’t follow halal, right? Because I’d like to pork you.”
Oh I get it…YOU can make that joke.
Don’t make it weird.
Too bad that Raiders guy hurt his back so bad he lost consciousness.
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That Found show is just ridiculous. I keep trying to get the MrsSloth to hate watch it. She’s resisting so far, but I’m gonna win.
they should have an Emmy for the worst of the scab-replacement shows
LOL RAIDERS
*backs up to make room for RTD and his wing wang*
Also, I’m just here to fulfill my mandatories requirements. Much like my CLE requirements, however, I am not likely to pay much attention, I will be taking frequent breaks, and there’s little doubt I’ll be leaving early.
I too will Irish exit this game this evening.
I’m gonna give it the ol’ Japanese sayanora and say good night to the cat on the way out.
AOC can’t go to the right, obvs
Jordan Whitehead did not know which way to run when he got up off of the ground after that INT.
He could have made the next kick hard for Zuerlein!
It’s like you have ESP!
Or like you’re familiar with the Jets work.
This Garrett Wilson vs. Davante Adams battle for rights to #17 supremacy is surprisingly not the least watchable game today
/so far
I hate Antonio Pierce just for giving the media this narrative that they’re never going to shut up about.
THEY’RE NOT EVEN IN LA ANY MORE. THEY’RE IN LAS VEGAS.
IT’S A TIE GAME!
David Carradine just rolled over in his grave hard as a rock.
think both teams are choking in this game
The New York Jets: Turning touchdowns into field goals since 1962.
(Ha, nailed it and definitely posted in the correct topic the first time.)
I need 16 pts by the Raider D. Need some MILF hookers in the crowd for a distraction.
Jimmy G isn’t doing anything right now, and he has connections in the area.
Always nice to have an anti-Semite help start your game.
If you watch every second of this game, Santa will bring you whatever you want. Even the head of Collinsworth.
Sold! I’ll bring the receipts too. And his stupid head.
It will replace the star on top of my Christmas tree.
the sinew will add a festive touch, too!
What needs to be done to make it a two for one deal and include the son?
My father in law has been disparaging the ravens and lamar since he walked in the door tonight. holy christ. i get it.
Ask him if he will help you get some Amontillado from the cask in the basement.
About to lose to the future Duchess LaCross unless something crazy happens because I left the Niners D on my bench. I really hope Max Crosby is beaked upon some industrial strength trucker speed tonight.
I also benched #ThePauls’ D/ST, to my supreme idiocy
What’s the over on this game? 15?
5
Easy Matt Gaetz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qHyPuvnze4&ab_channel=KingoftheHill
AI created a radio play-by=play crew for an NFL team that doesn’t even exist? That’s GOOD HUSTLE
Hippo, you did yeoman work all weekend long. You’re the best!
Just need 14 points from Myers and Breece to overcome Don T.
*Prays in Spanish*
*Spits on both defenses*
I have Breece and the Vegas defense. Need like 8 points, or I have to white knuckle Cort Sutton doing sommet tomorrow night.
Dude, no one cares about your fantasy team.
And apparently neither do both coaches about mine. JFC
Good evening. I just came here to say
RAAAAAIIIIII DUUUUURS
RAAAAAIIIIII DUUUUURS
RAAAAAIIIIII DUUUUURS
RAAAAAIIIIII DUUUUURS
Hmmm, he can’t spell Raiders, he may legitimately be a fan
It’s a very clean stadium.