Well, here we are. We had to gas up once and the little ones needed a few pee breaks but we’ve arrived at our destination. [looks out window] “Green Bay? Got damn it!”
To The Game!
Chiefs/Packers:
-Something to say Tomorrow: “Hey, did you know that under Lafleur the Packers record is 15-1?” (you see, they’re currently 15-0 but that ‘nil’ figure is going to get adjusted)
-Chiefs DC Spags’ blitz packages include sending the db’s about 20% of the time. Love has coped well with this strategy in that he leads the NFL in first down rate when attacks come from the secondary.
-Things finally look good for wr Rashee Rice-Reid’s offense is notoriously hard for rook wr’s to pick up but Rice had his first 100 yard day last week. The Pack have let St. Brown and Keenan Allen have big days the last two weeks so get that Rice off your bench and into your lineup.
-Sacks in Bunches: The Chiefs o-line best keep an eye on Rashan Gary. Last week he had his second three sack game of the season.
-The regular story for Kansas City for a few years has been that they will just outscore you, wipe their hands and that is that. That’s just not the case this year, the most points they’ve given up so far is a mere 24.
-Perfect!: Harrison Butker hasn’t missed a field goal or PAT so far this year. JINX!
-Of the two you’d think that Mahomes would be the one leading the league in completions of 30+ yards but Love is the drug when the Packers need to score. I wouldn’t have gotten that one if I had a dozen tries.
-One of the Packer fan sites has a regular feature called “For Cheddar or Wurst”. I love a good bad pun. Or is it a bad good pun?
Type away.
https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1731531907614101753
Well alrighty then. This ghost of Christmas past has smiled down upon the tundra.
¡Jesucristo!!
Neither of you realize that that photograph was taken in 1974.
(or at least made to look like it was)
We gotta thing for retro chicks… What can I say?
Looking at vintage porno is like beating off in a time machine.
OMG. I’m in love
Unless Kelce has a 48″ vertical leap he isn’t catching that one anyway.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TBrtVVDKefo
That’s insane.
I once did a standing jump onto an office desk after I heard that an attorney I couldn’t stand had done the same thing. I was as surprised as anyone when I landed it, in a suit no less.
That was 15-20 years ago and attempting the same thing today would end in utter disaster.
Starts passing around the hat at the Clubhouse after giving 5 to 1 odds…
I’ll try it, but only if I’m allowed to bet heavily against myself.
Disaster as in you tearing a ligament, or disaster as in the desk becoming instant firewood?
Always nice to see a dejected Andy Reid taking off his feed bag and wandering into the field after a loss.
how can people bet on this sport
It’s insane.
Imagine how anyone with a prop bet on FSU making the college football playoff is feeling right now.
Would not recommend. That, “any given Sunday” bit…
People will bet on anything, even FIFA
Collinsworth is correct that Green Bay got away with a brutal PI, but he is failing to note that KC should be both 15 yards father back and also out of time because of equally poor officiating.
Wait, Shogun’s back!?!?
Mmm…could be?
Great to see you back, man.
Now, there’s a little issue about back clubhouse dues….
I’d say safe to say this officiating crew won’t see the post-season, but they’re all horrible.
rules? nah.
Brady Rule is now Mahomes Rule
The successor has been anointed.
Green Bay fans bitching about not getting calls is just…chef’s kiss, man.
nfl officiating this year wouldnt even belong in the PAC-12, and its dead
HAIL BLEEUURGGGHH
And there’s the Mahomes bullshit bailout call!!
struggling to break 20 points against green fucking bay?
the doxxing the swifties are gonna do to matt nagy is gonna be amazing, especially if kelce has like a 3 catch, 24 yard stat line for their one-and-done in january
Me right now
“you just know mahomes is gonna score in his next drive”
-cris, just before the previous two chiefs drives, one ending in a 3 and out, the other with an INT
And much like the protest from a teenaged beauty queen pageant contestant in a backstage dressing room, my fantasy season ends with a whimper
Lyon Village, Arlington Va.
Appropriate…
I felt the collective triggering all the way down here
I’m honored. I belive I created this lovely image close to a decade ago.
Was there a juron reference? I stopped watching at halftime
There was an old staff photo highlighting all the future head coaches. Andy wasn’t even Discovery Channel fat yet.
I remember a joke where it looked like Andy Reid evolved into mike holmgren like a pokemon
Like a bulbasaur straight to ivysaur
Bruh it was right there
Tbh…I always thought snorlax was just always snorlax for some reason
Little snorlax was introduced a few gens later. I first saw it on smash bros.
peak schadenfreude season could be nigh https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67599937
if jordan love continues this progression as a quarterback it would confirm green bay, wisconsin as the satanic church headquarters of the world, and nobody in the city’s population has a soul left to sell after sacrificing for “jordan love, all pro nfl qb”
HA! Jokes on you. I sacrificed my soul as a teenager. For many questionable decisions.
I have a few extras that I purchased in high school with pieces of candy in you want one
THAT was one of the decisions!
But I’ve made it this far without, so…meh.
Ooof, I don’t know how that wasn’t a hands to the face and a helmet to helmet on that Dobbs catch. There was an extremely loud crack from the helmet contact too. Couldn’t miss it.
This is The Long Bridge, a railroad bridge across the Potomac River at Washington DC. It was built in 1909, replacing a previous bridge. It was for decades the interface between the Pennsylvania Railroad (north) and the Southern Railroad (south). It is still heavily used and owned by CSX. I don’t think it has ever been repainted since it was built. This photo was today in the beautiful fog.
Where’s the Short Bridge?
That’s in Seattle. This is the real Washington.
chiefs sideline
Bring out your dead
Curling! My cousin Francie is in a curling league in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, and she posts pictures that are awesome.
occasional hotties in curling
wait, hold up, RAAAAMMMMIT is the 7th seed somehow?
Just finished Episode 3 (“The Autopsy”) of the Cabinet of Curiosities thing I mentioned in TMR! and hot damn it’s probably the best hour of television I’ve watched all year. Absolutely amazing.
That’s the best of the series IMO
vintage andy reid “oops, all red zone field goals!”
The green bay defense gets good on the night I need mahomes to have a monster game?!?!?!
Can’t make this shit up
You have a mention in the morning’s column. Don’t miss it!
You need to pray more.
MC Hammer tried 2 tell us smh
Chefs dynasty already over? Life comes at you fast.
stillers still in the playoff hunt. clots, too
afc too easy for the dynasty to end yet
knew cheese would end up being the death of Andy
as a bears fan i do not care that the bears are never getting a quarterback
i DO care that smug green bay will never NOT have one, it would appear
They just need someone who says fuck it I am going deep.
I legit want something bad to happen to their players
Live photo of collinsworth when a green bay has chemistry with a white tight end
The jerk chicken wings are not settling.
That’s cuz they’re jerks.
Here’s more aerial surveillance photos of my position, thanks to our finest agencies. Some good men died getting these images to us, and we of course thank them for their service.
Top is Post #8 (Capitol Hill), bottom is Post #85 (Arlington).
Actually other way around. Some fine men were busted in rank for that error. Please carry on.
yep, take the over. swiftie is there and kc wont have anybody left to stop green bay
TayTay is there. Must be love, if she’s willing to go to East Bumfuck Wisconsin in December!
Taylor dragged her ass to Green Bay, must be some combo of break up or marriage or pregnant
Look it’s a cute King Kong! Barf.
I’m watching the game in a reflection. Impressive that the Packers have gamma points!
Gamma to epsilon now
Truth Biscuit with the start Thursday. That game gets better and better.
iowa is no longer playing football right now. offensive football is somehow gonna get WORSE
nfl week 13
I wish this were bannerable.
I wish someone could make a mod of this so you could update the names and numbers with whatever you want
Oh no. There’s a man down.
Man, I figured Turkey Day was a one-off. Maybe GB has fixed their shit?
At the minimum, most teams would settle for Jordan Lust right now.
Jest would be thrilled with Jordan I Really Value You As A Friend
kendra lust has more offense in her left titty than this coming thursday night disaster
Here’s Paul the Sunday bartender at Post #85. Great guy, and has the best porn ‘stache this side of the Mississippi River and south of the 49th parallel:
That stache gonna smell like Ginger Lynn
How much does he charge for a mustache ride?
The lass in the banner pic thinks that’s its a Georgia shirt not a Packer one
She’s going to try her first deep fried cheese curd in about 5 minutes from now and it’s all gonna go downhill from there.
Yeah, she’s pretty clearly an import. A recent import.
8:13 eastern, a nation commences its weekly tradition as they press their mute buttons
8:15 eastern, they hit them again once they find out cris is back
Day #3
Rainy and cold here in CT. Perfect for falling asleep in front of the game and waking up to a large Italian man being escorted from the sideline after being punched by a 49er.
Or did I just dream that?
needed more tie domi, tho
Italians? Flying off the handle? What far-fetched nonsense.
Wait, why is jjfozz standing outside my house with a bat?
DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: Would you open this tin of chickpeas and put it in…[trails off, as she often does]
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [opens tin over kitchen sink]
DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [stands next to RTD at the sink, holding a bowl]
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [pours chickpeas into bowl]
DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: What did you do that for, that bowl was dirty!
This ultimately let to a 36-straight-hour vacuumthon.
Great work as always, Scotchy. MOAR FITBAW