Wednesday Motivational: Try Again

The Arizona Cardinals were one thing I liked about the 2023 season. They started the legend of Black Powder (nickname of the season), three of their four wins were against playoff teams (DAL, PIT & PHI), and got Kyler Murray back. Murray looks fine to either start or trade. Arizona also has a young coaching staff who motivated clearly bad players, plus the 4th pick in the 2024 draft—which should also excite Birdcano fans beyond this Year Zero of the rebuild. To me, that is a great bad season, divisional spankings and Bidwill’s sexuality aside of course.

This season also happened to be Kliff Kingsbury’s second year of his contract extension, which he signed on 2022, the last year of his head coaching tenure. Fitbaw-wise, the Qards still came out ahead firing KK, who will still get paid until 2027. Dunstan observed the other day that fans now identify more with GMs rather than players (which is #Truf btw). It’s a sadder fantasy, definitely, rooting for NFL upper management. Kingsbury failed miserably and now is living the dream of every working stiff: getting paid for doing squat shit.

For me, that’s cause for celebration.

The Titans have a similar situation right now, after firing Mike Vrabel yesterday. Vrabel is on Tennessee’s payroll until the 2026 season, but I would anticipate some offsetting language after Vrabel gets signed by another team to avoid double-dip—see? There is ZERO joy in administrative stuff. It’s some billionaires’ money; why would anyone give a shit?

Personally, I hope Vrabel gets riches. He’s dedicated and competent and players respect him. But his last coaches and staff, Vrabel bros all, were not competent. Vrabel is also pigheaded, a decaying breed in the NFL in comparison to the rising Glorious Maths contingent. And power struggles may just be a Vrabel thing, whether it’s taking away defensive playcalls from Dean Pees for the 2nd half of the AFC Championship, or getting his last GM fired.

I stand by these aspersions.

The national media loves Vrabel more than Tennessee, that’s for sure. Albert Breer says the impulsive Titans owner is the problem, which is bullshit. Vrabel spent SIX (6) seasons in Tennessee, with 13 wins combined in the last two years. Lesser talent would’ve called the owner hormonal, which is the only point Breer gets from me.

The national media loooooves Mike Vrabel—why, exactly? I don’t know, but I suspect it’s due to Vrabel being smart, having an impressive player résumé, and being able to beat up any reporter.  And AND, the Vrabel to New England media boner has been thoroughly irritating. It started by Canadian Thanksgiving, when the Pats were included in the tanking suspects. It’s the most unimaginative narrative. But look within you; there is only one team that is perfect for Vrabel:

RAIIIIII DUUUUUUURRRRS

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If I had to pick three examples of Simpsons genius, one would be when Mr. Burns holds auditions for heirs and Bart and Lisa get rejected:

It’s all kinds of wrong advice, unless directed at Sisyphus (“Almost ther—darg!”).

This is what I think: try and try and try and try. Never trying is the real failure. Corollary: returning to old, unsuccessful habits is the opposite of trying. And this is wisdom that I pass on to you,

, Amy Adams Strunk: no Jeff Fishers or Arthur Smiths for head coach, please.

Finally, here’s Kevin Pollak doing Christopher Walken—a clip from this century wooo! Have a wonderful day.

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blaxabbath

YOU KNOW THIS GUY DON T I CALL HIM ANTONIO PIERCE BECAUSE HE’S BEGGING TO BE A PART OF RAIDER NATION IN 2023 BUT WILL INSTEAD BE WITH THE TENNESSEE TITANS!

Redshirt

Somewhere in Hell, the Devil sheds a small tear and starts to pack up his belongings, as his master is coming back home.

Beerguyrob

Just so long as he doesn’t end up in Seattle.

Redshirt

Patriots.

SonOfSpam

Gonna star in adult films, change his name to Dick Sybian.

Doktor Zymm

I initially came here to bitch about how poorly Californians drive in the rain (like 10% of them don’t even turn their lights on, wtf?) but I was distracted by the quality football talkin’

This is going to be an interesting off-season for coaching changes. Josh Harris has put together an advisory committee that includes the former Warriors GM to handle the hiring process for various coaching and ops jobs. I’m curious whether they’ll go off-script at all or stick to the usual suspects.

blaxabbath

Retro is back!

Say hello to…..Head Coach Albert Haynesworth!

2Pack

Our hosts surprised us and deviated from the typical seafood menu.
It was all sensational.
It included horse meat meatballs. They were quite good.

Horatio Cornblower

Not for the horse.

bk109

Next time you’re up in the land of crap Panzers and pissed off farmers, you should try some of their horsemeat dishes. Tasty as hell, plus you get to make Stalingrad jokes while chewing

2Pack

I recall passing on that when I did my tours up there. Both times in the Stuttgart area, Baden Wurtenberg. It had a bad rep around there likely for reasons you point out.
But this stuff tonight was good. Probably the seasoning? I’ll have to ask Yeah Right.

King Hippo

apropos of fuckshit, but the “Human Meat” episode of It’s Always Sunny has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

bk109

Actually, both times I gave that a try it was fine enough. Ditto the salami an’ jerky I accidentally picked up at Kaufland in the Hoffenheim area last month. By the way, a hearty recommendation for any DFOers passing through that area – there’s a pair of fantastic museums there (Speyer and Sinnsheim) that are worth a visit.
Also fun fact, it’s the same Kaufland where a young an’ not yet OY!rish bk109 helped make the electrical and fire protection systems. I also helped paint part of the ceiling with my blood, but unfortunately I couldn’t see if they ever cleaned the cable runs above the bakery XD

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

horse…balls

[feels a ghost walk over his grave] – Derek Anderson

bk109

… Happy belated New Year’s folks. May the betting odds be always in your favour… an’ all that jazz.

Beerguyrob

I’m also upset because now Low Commander & I will have to make new Duke Boys photos.

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Beerguyrob

Oh goody – teh internets are speculating it’ll be Dan Quinn to replace Pete Carroll.

fleshwound_NPG

gotta replace one super bowl choker against the greatriots with another!

bk109

Could be worse, they can hire Hue Jackson or one of ’em Grudens.

Horatio Cornblower

Quinn should probably recognize his skill set, and limitations, stay in Dallas as DC and become a god.

But he absolutely will not.

fleshwound_NPG

here’s hoping pete carroll got fired at 9:11 PST, and via automated text/email/etc got hit with a second notice less than an hour later

King Hippo

Coach Carroll, free to start Just Asking Questions full-time!

Fronkenshteen

That howling banshee screech from Canada was actually Litre Cola, as Fulham have scored to go up 1-0 on Liverpool at Anfield. Willian.

Doktor Zymm

I heard he’s voluntarily stepping back, easing into retirement if you will

2Pack

The cathedral in Catania Sicily. Heading for a, I am sure, outstanding seafood dinner with all the (I call them) heavy breathers.

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SonOfSpam

On your way to get made? Congrats!

2Pack

More like this…

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Sharkbait

Looking at flights to Yinzburgh in March to visit a buddy of mine. I feel like the wish.com version of Zymm.

SonOfSpam

And you’ll be visiting the Etihad Fancy Lounge airport Sbarro’s and flying first steerage class.

Game Time Decision

maybe someday youz can get the Kirkland Brand(TM) of Zymm*
*volcanic island not included

King Hippo

Another data point in the pro-giving up column (Jesus, our society is sick):

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/its-always-there

SonOfSpam

It’s like when Obama was elected, all the racists came out of the closet; after 10/7, the antisemites are doing the same.

Pro tip: when your life sucks, try looking in the mirror first.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, cause looking at the increasingly deep wrinkles in my face is going to make me feel SO much better about my life…

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SonOfSpam

Sorry, I meant looking in the mirror in a rhetorical sense. I would never advise ACTUALLY doing that. I see only horrors.

King Hippo

I really see Lesser Harbs to the Clips, he seems a Spanoi kind of fellow

Doktor Zymm

In my head it’s Grumblelord to the Clips, and he’ll tear the sleeves off one of his hoodies during the press conference announcing it

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

“I stand by these aspersions.”

That’s going to slip out during one of my meetings today, guaranteed

Way more professional than “Did I fucking stutter?”

Sharkbait

Very, very accurate. He can’t draft for shit.

King Hippo

Counterpoint – There is, perhaps, a certain degree of dignity in taking the universe’s hints and giving up.

I mean…probably not. But I give up anyway.

2Pack

Sound insight fine Sir.

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