Welcome, welcome good friends-let’s keep the ball rolling.
To The Game!
Chiefs/Bills:
-Room To Roam: Pacheco and his hard-hitting running style should be difficult to deal with given the serious injury issues Buffalo has at interior linebacker. Bernard and Spector didn’t practice on Thursday and Dodson was limited.
-More Owchies: With wr Davis out and Diggs being suspect (Sneed held him to 24 yards in week 14 and he was also limited on Friday) this may be time for Khalil “Hippy, Hippy Shake” Shakir to be a difference-maker. His TD last week gave an indication of how elusive he can be.
-K.C. will need to take care of the ball-Buffalo generated 30 turnovers this season.
-A Thought: I myself believe that the Bills chances of winning (outside of Allen going bananas) hinges on their use of rb Cook in the running and short-passing game. He has much to contribute but for some reason Buffalo’s OC’s have a history of deploying their backs in erratic and unimaginative ways.
-Ref Alert: Be prepared for a sketchy ‘roughing the passer’ call at some point. Reffing this game is Hochuli Jr. and he’s thrown that kind of flag 14 times, which is 5 more than any other of his peers.
-Triple Duty?: Chiefs middle linebacker Nick Bolton’s responsibilities will include covering tight end Kincaid, mirroring Josh Allen and bottling up Cook in the run/pass game. That’s a tall order.
Push them buttons.
Buffalo is the true Factory of Sadness, right?
https://www.reddit.com/r/buffalobills/comments/19clm6p/the_xfiles_explain_it_all/
At least they’re self-aware.
Cleveland is the Factory where they manufacture sadness. Buffalo is the field where it’s naturally harvested.
Pacers suck.
What the fuck did you eat?
I’m seeing eggs, potatoes, a brownie with whipped cream, and what looks like the remnants of ribs???
Andy Reid’s second midnight snack?
I’ve been out on a few meals at good restaurants with Balls, and I too am questioning this. I did get to meet blaxxabith in Vegas, and he’s a good guy.
This is a great wrestling reference.
https://x.com/gullyblanchard/status/1749214153875808618?s=46&t=PW7uhN0VcbqYk6td-CFrLA
And a great art reference.
https://x.com/artbutsports/status/1749238724003570024?s=46&t=PW7uhN0VcbqYk6td-CFrLA
I’ve aborted the Ron DeSantis banner because I live in a state where I can do that.
Sorry, Sharky, but you should still make the Tournament of Champions.
I’d still count it with my backlog of banners! At the least it was archived!
Banner should have been carried to term.
Between the teams, I might have to hop on the San Francisco bandwagon.
Baltimore. They’re winning the whole thing.
I’m fine with either AFC team; Baltimore because they’ve been great all season and LAMAR should have a ring, and KC because more and more people hate them.
In the NFC I cannot root for probable-winner SF.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they did.
Also gonna try and engineer the Benoit balls joke on the squares pool again.
And by engineer I mean alert the other person if you fill in squares.
I’m in!
Also, sorry Rev.
(Got to meet him in Vegas; he exists and is one of the good ones)
He left Buffalo, though. That tells you all you need to know.
Yes, it means he had reliable transport, the lack of which is the only reason people would stay.
I work with a guy who moved from Buffalo to Tampa, and he’s happy. Honest to God, Tampa!
ESPN says that both tonight’s missed kick and Norwood’s famous miss were from 44 yards out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5aW08ivHU
Norwood’s holder was named Kennedy, and Bass’s holder was named Lincoln.
we were spared of whatever hell a lions/bills superb owl wouldve unleashed
we are still recovering from the ’16 chicago/cleveland world series
Oh man, I completely blocked that out of my memory. Same as that Kings-Devils Stanley Cup Final.
You mean MOST GLORIOUS BREAKTHROUGH FOR THE BESTEST WEST COAST TEAM?
I still blame the cubs winning the world series as the point where we slipped into the shitty alternate universe
This is correct.
Nah, it was that supercollider they tested:
1. Harambe dying
2. Cleveland winning the NBA title
3. Cubs breaking the curse
4. Orangey McFuckFace
Dicks out for Harambe, never forget.
The Penguins did win back-to-back Stanley Cups, so feel free to blame Sidney Crosby.
Well, the next $580 million in public funds will make all the difference.
At least it saved Buffalo fans a more ignominious defeat.
Oh sorry, Buffalo fans. That means next week’s loss woulda felt like getting yer balls punched by your least hot cousin.
And lo, did the Bills Mafia raise their voices in a unified cry of agony and despair that shook the skies and broke all the tables:
”OH FUCK NOT AGAIN!”
Clearly they need to break bowls of petunias instead!
THESE ANTI-CLUTCH BUFFALO KICKS, I CALL THEM GIVING PRAISE TO THE LORD BECAUSE THEY ARE RIGHT AND JUST
The Bills should never hire a kicker again. Only touchdowns and 2 point conversions for the rest of eternity
stop calling allen elite. hes what white dudes on facebook think lamar jackson is
Um, that was a pretty blatant hold on the outside.
But congrats to the Swifties
Bills fans currently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggGD9wMlIdk&pp=ygUUdTIgc3R1Y2sgaW4gYSBtb21lbnQ%3D
WIDE RIGHT!
Wide Right! Two sweet words in the English language!
Fucking lag on this stream, too
Did they build Buffalo’s stadium on an Indian burial ground, or at least slightly to the right of one?
How many times can I like this?
Seriously, at this point it almost feels a bit wrong to blame the kicker.
“Yeah!”
– Anders Carlson, Green Bay, WI
I’d say banner but the DeSantis one probably needs a few weeks to viability.
Put it up on the banner in a week when we all forget DeSantis exists.
Well we certainly can’t abort that decision.
WELP
Kevin Harlan is so stoked just now to have said “WIDE RIGHT!”
naturally
Wide right
SCOTT NORWOOD LIVES
She has Buffalo 66 on DVD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjpgJjdk52c
Can we get a tight shot on Scott Norwood somewhere?
WIDE RIGHT!
Oh Jesus christ
Somebody added the Jurassic Park t-Rex roar to Jason Kelce.
https://x.com/danny_heifetz/status/1749239978666692745?s=46&t=PW7uhN0VcbqYk6td-CFrLA
SEX CANNON 2.0
Jim Nantz sez drink!
….this feels like a bad time in the game for a poop break.
Lamar Jackson has entered the stall
Sometimes I have no idea what the hell Tony Romo is talking about.
To be fair, neither does he.