Here we go again…
To The Game!
Bucs/Lions:
-Fill In The Blank: Yeah, we get it, Detroit haven’t been successful in the playoffs many a year or decade. So you’ll be hearing crap like “A Lions qb hasn’t picked his nose in consecutive weekends in January since Eisenhower signed into legislation the Interstate Highway System” or somesuch. The years fly by, who’da thunk?
-Speaking Of: This is the very first battle of overall #1 qb’s since last week!
-Prediction: Tampa will blitz quite a bit. Why? Because they employed that tactic more than only two other teams through the season and Goff coughed up 7 turnovers this year when facing that kind of pressure. Also, the Bucs blitzed at a 54% pace last week vs Philly. If it ain’t borked…
-Prediction X2: Chiefs wr’s will have a lower number of dropped passes today because Kadarius Toney is out. (surprise!) I can’t help myself.
-A Canuck Angle: Detroit’s chances of winning just increased by 5.27% according to the advanced metric SCGT. (Super Canadian Good Tidings) The good folks in Windsor, Ontario have raised the Lions flag at City Hall. Hell, it’s pretty much a done deal now, folks.
-Baker or Bust: Rashaad and Co’s rushing attack was 28th in DVOA this season. They’ll likely do very little vs the Lions stout run D.
-So with the majority of the attention fixed on Godwin and Evans look for a deep-ish crosser route thrown Trey Palmer’s way at least twice today. He can easily take it to the house with his speed.
Let’s get going.
Dear Kelce, Kermit, and Taylor – fuck off and die.
Sincerely,
JJFozz
PS
Really, fuck off and die.
“Yeah that’s not what he wanted to bake…”
Baker Mayfield really Bakered this game.
It was delayed, but not denied.
Baker, Baker, FINALLY the turnover maker.
Mmmm, baked turnovers.
Just a reminder that even if they choke this out like a rapid feline, these are still, and always will be, the Lions.
Cris Collinsworth explaining math is yet another sign of the apocalypse
Lol, why try for two there?
TB giving the Lions a chance to Lions it up. LET’S WATCH.
Been out all afternoon due to some “friends” commitments. What kind of friends schedule hangs during playoff football? Anyways I’ve been wearing a toque and keeping an earbud in to listen to things as they’ve been happening. Finally home. Bucs… whaddya got for me?
Never play the prevent.
not dead?
Depends on how tired the defense is, now. MAYBE.
Well at least I won’t be tempted to check the score on the way to dinner.
Well shit
THESE LIONS, I CALL THEM JOHN PAUL JONES BECAUSE HE’S GOT THESE BUCCANEERS BEAT
dan campbells skoal ring grew three sizes today
As soon as the Lions ran hurry-up to keep certain Tampa defenders on the field, Bowles should have called a timeout.
Strong men also cry, Mr. Lebowski. – Dan C., Pontiac, MI
Wow I thought there was no chance on that ball, proving once again that I know nothing.
*reserves the right to still be insufferable
party like its january 1992
just when the game was getting really interesting, it might just be about over
that was amazing to have the leg strength to get the first down, yikes
Only 4 more games left this season. Le sigh.
4.2, savoUr these 10 minutes!
There’s always NASCAR. Oh wait, that’s a stupid shit waste of time enjoyed by inbred hicks with MAGA tattooed on their foreheads.
Doesn’t it seem like this season has flown by? In the immortal words of the prophet, Mick Jagger, “I’m zipping through the days with lightning speed.”
Does The Canadia have a Frogger button instead of SAP?
Quebeckers wouldn’t deign to watch such a barbarian American sport.
Too many downs. Universite de Laval are a factory for 3 down ball.
is Quebec The Canadia’s SEC PAAAAAWWWWWLLL?
Laval is ALWAYS in the bracket at the end. Universite de Montreal is a good program too.
The do speek frenchie in LSU pawwlll
TROOF, Cajun is mostly just mumbly French
I would be content for the Bucs to win it all, just to add another nail to the coffin that is the incompetence of the Brown’s organization.
The Jets, too, for shitting out Bowles in favor of this dude:
It took a while, but I figured out how to get SAP running on my TV and man was it worth it.
Up here we have to have SAP running all the time otherwise the maple trees will moan all through the night, longing to be milked.
BANNER PLS