Your Chiefs/Ravens Open Thread

Let’s do this!

Chiefs/Ravens:

-Difference-Maker?: MVS maybe? The Baltimore D can’t be had in too many places but pass plays outside the numbers is a bit of a weakness and for K.C. this is a strength-they averaged 7.4 yards per completion and connected at a 69.3% rate.

-Scrambled or Over-Easy?: Lamar! prefers scrambled, as he ran for 489 yards on non-designed runs. Given that the Chiefs blitzed the 4th-most times Jackson needs to get chunk plays with his legs when the pocket collapses.

-Scoring defense-wise these are the two best teams in the NFL-the Ravens allow only 16.5 points per game and the Chiefs are at 17.3. That said, I’d take the over of 44 given the talent of the opposing qb’s. When they’ve played each other the lowest total was 51.

-Baltimore is 10-3 ATS in their last 13 games.

-Bad News For Spags: Since he took over as Chiefs DC in 2019 his defenses have allowed the most qb rushing TD’s.

-Kelce needs 6 catches to tie Jerry Rice for the most in the playoffs.

-As everyone expected, Kadarius Toney is a no-show for the game. Whatever, it’s only a conference championship. I feel sorry for his new baby girl, knowing how often he’s going to drop her.

-Taylor Swift is 8-3 when attending games.

-Injuries: Joe Thuney is out, Marlon Humphrey, Mark Andrews and Pacheco are in.

-Pacheco is key in that when K.C’s rushing number passes the 100 yard threshold they are 7-2. When they fail to reach it they fall to 6-4. As individual players go, the Ravens have only allowed 100+ yards to Zach Moss and Jerome Ford.

Enjoy the tilt.

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Brocky

Lol I made a comment with a word that requires mod approval. That’s just funny

I won’t say what it is

SonOfSpam

“chazzwozzer”

Brocky

I can safely say every word in my comment is in the Merriam dictionary, post.. idk, 1978?

Brocky

Holy shit ravens.

Sounds like something you would hear in bad Game of thrones fanfiction

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Raiders would like to know if they still have the reputation as the dumbest team in football.

WCS

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SonOfSpam

Yes eternally. Ravens are like a tribute band today.

ballsofsteelandfury

You can’t spell dumb without “Ra”

ballsofsteelandfury

Speaking of, how do you let the guy get behind you?

Sharkbait

BLEERGH DEMANDS MORE!

Brocky

Fucker is an addict

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t mind the non-call on that pass interference. Forced Baltimore to kick the FG immediately and save some time. Plus it’s not like they wouldn’t have somehow found a way to fuck it all up from inside the 5 again.

Petronel

“Do you start thinking about an onside kick here?”

*player named “Likely” wanders into shot*

Sharkbait

They really need to do 4th and 15 or 4th and 20 instead of onside kick attempts

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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SonOfSpam

Looks like everyone (officials, Lamar!, Flowers) wants TayTay at the Super Bowl

SonOfSpam

Oh no, the final season of Bob (heart) Abishola?

Will this hell never cease?

litre_cola

The Artistic Doctor is back again too.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Aren’t most TV doctors autistic?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This is a fake injury, 100%.

Doktor Zymm

Should I end up back in a full-time in-office job, I will absolutely just lay down in the middle of a corridor and refuse to get up until someone brings me some water and drugs whenever I’m feeling a bit tired

BrettFavresColonoscopy

200 second half yards and nothing to show for it is pretty impressive. It’s like dating 12 people in college and still being a virgin.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, I WISH I had dated 12 people in college.

/regrets many decisions

ballsofsteelandfury

Tucker is probably fuming and thinking, “this motherfucker forgot I exist!”

“And that I was in Friday!!”

Horatio Cornblower

OK, now the Ravens are gonna take a possession seriously! Just you wait!

Downfield Matriculator

The NFL has gone too woke: Now they’ve rewritten history so the Chiefs make Jackson walk the Trail of Tears.

Horatio Cornblower

Baltomore’s defense has played an excellent game, considering their offense has been stabbing them in the back the wh…Oh, sorry, didn’t see you there Mr. Lewis.

ballsofsteelandfury

Hate to say it this early, but Game Blouses

Redshirt

Welp

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Sharkbait

Have the Ravens tried to not do the dumb thing? Are they stupid?

Petronel

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Horatio Cornblower

I hope Travis Kelce goes to the Grammys and they cut to him in the balcony every time Taylor wins something.

WCS

Jason Kelce

SonOfSpam

Shirtless, shotgunning Bud Light (with, let’s say, Seal)

WCS

Dylan Mulvaney

SonOfSpam

Yes, much better answer

Horatio Cornblower

He’ll dress formally for such an occasion, none of that shirtless nonsense.

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litre_cola

Hero. Legend.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And that he’s Toobin-ing it.

Brocky

Is it incest if both supporting parts of an eiffel tower are related?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When you said “Travis Kelce” and “cut” I was worried that Ray Lewis had decided to get involved in this game personally.

Sharkbait

Throwing into triple coverage is certainly a choice. Goodnight Ravens.

Quoth the Swifties, nevermore

BeefReeferLives

That was Truthbiscuitesque.

Brocky

Thats bullshit,

Mitch’s passes weren’t even in the right zip code.

You’re thinking of the sexcannon

BeefReeferLives

just thinking of the habit of crippling red zone picks.

but, yeah, a lot of time Tbiscuit didn’t even get into the red zone.

TheRevanchist

Throwing into triple coverage seems reasonable

SonOfSpam

Baltimore’s doing great assuming the point of football is to get close to the end zone and then hand the ball to the other team. Just superb execution, unlike the state of Alabama.

ballsofsteelandfury

That was the dumbest throw I think I’ve ever seen. Were there really 4 Chiefs to one Raven???

Horatio Cornblower

Holy fuck, Lamar.

fleshwound_NPG

TRIPLE coverage INT

bill polian is somewhere laughing his ass off

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Wow that was the unprotected sex in Haiti of decisions by Lamar there.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Even though it’s been over a while, Lamar is going to tell his wife about the affair.

Brocky

That’s the first call I openly disagree with

Downfield Matriculator

Goodnight, Lamar!

Petronel

WELP

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Do I think that’s PI? No. Does the NFL call that 90% of the time? Yes.

LemonJello

Agholor with a ….catch?

Horatio Cornblower

Agholor caught it!?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

He’s gotta be shocked, too

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Agholor is hurt, too.

Not that it matters, but he’s gimpy and trying to come off.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Or he was faking?

Horatio Cornblower

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litre_cola

I need 2 fucking yards from Pacheco.

litre_cola

YESSIR!!!

Brocky

So many white dudes edging themselves right now, wanting Lamar to fail

Horatio Cornblower

Well, they certainly got what they wanted.

Throwing that into triple coverage!?

Brocky

Holy shit are the old white dudes right?

Horatio Cornblower

Nah, we just own everything.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

TV is back.

What the fuck is that shit on 3rd and 1?

Horatio Cornblower

John Harbaugh auditioning for a spot on Jim Harbaugh’s staff.

Brocky

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Horatio Cornblower

“15 yards, roughing the passer, defender to be taken outside and shot.”

WCS

Radio commercials for Street Jude’s Children’s Hospital are more inane and obscene than the Sarah McLachlan shit.

Brocky

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Downfield Matriculator

Bawlmer going full Bawlmer on the flags now

WCS

Jack Harbaugh’s going to make one particular son eat nothing but pinecones for the rest of the year.

SonOfSpam

I hope the Fozz family has JJ in a straitjacket

litre_cola

That is helmet to helmet right there. Docking even.

Horatio Cornblower

Ravens seem to have decided that if they’re not going to win Mahomes isn’t going to live.

Brocky

Put kelce in at qb, make a movie of it