Let’s do this!
Chiefs/Ravens:
-Difference-Maker?: MVS maybe? The Baltimore D can’t be had in too many places but pass plays outside the numbers is a bit of a weakness and for K.C. this is a strength-they averaged 7.4 yards per completion and connected at a 69.3% rate.
-Scrambled or Over-Easy?: Lamar! prefers scrambled, as he ran for 489 yards on non-designed runs. Given that the Chiefs blitzed the 4th-most times Jackson needs to get chunk plays with his legs when the pocket collapses.
-Scoring defense-wise these are the two best teams in the NFL-the Ravens allow only 16.5 points per game and the Chiefs are at 17.3. That said, I’d take the over of 44 given the talent of the opposing qb’s. When they’ve played each other the lowest total was 51.
-Baltimore is 10-3 ATS in their last 13 games.
-Bad News For Spags: Since he took over as Chiefs DC in 2019 his defenses have allowed the most qb rushing TD’s.
-Kelce needs 6 catches to tie Jerry Rice for the most in the playoffs.
-As everyone expected, Kadarius Toney is a no-show for the game. Whatever, it’s only a conference championship. I feel sorry for his new baby girl, knowing how often he’s going to drop her.
-Taylor Swift is 8-3 when attending games.
-Injuries: Joe Thuney is out, Marlon Humphrey, Mark Andrews and Pacheco are in.
-Pacheco is key in that when K.C’s rushing number passes the 100 yard threshold they are 7-2. When they fail to reach it they fall to 6-4. As individual players go, the Ravens have only allowed 100+ yards to Zach Moss and Jerome Ford.
Enjoy the tilt.
Lol I made a comment with a word that requires mod approval. That’s just funny
I won’t say what it is
“chazzwozzer”
I can safely say every word in my comment is in the Merriam dictionary, post.. idk, 1978?
Holy shit ravens.
Sounds like something you would hear in bad Game of thrones fanfiction
The Raiders would like to know if they still have the reputation as the dumbest team in football.
Yes eternally. Ravens are like a tribute band today.
You can’t spell dumb without “Ra”
Speaking of, how do you let the guy get behind you?
BLEERGH DEMANDS MORE!
Fucker is an addict
I don’t mind the non-call on that pass interference. Forced Baltimore to kick the FG immediately and save some time. Plus it’s not like they wouldn’t have somehow found a way to fuck it all up from inside the 5 again.
Pacheco takes the Chiefs home.
“Do you start thinking about an onside kick here?”
*player named “Likely” wanders into shot*
No onside kickeroo? Huh.
They really need to do 4th and 15 or 4th and 20 instead of onside kick attempts
Looks like everyone (officials, Lamar!, Flowers) wants TayTay at the Super Bowl
Oh no, the final season of Bob (heart) Abishola?
Will this hell never cease?
The Artistic Doctor is back again too.
Aren’t most TV doctors autistic?
This is a fake injury, 100%.
Should I end up back in a full-time in-office job, I will absolutely just lay down in the middle of a corridor and refuse to get up until someone brings me some water and drugs whenever I’m feeling a bit tired
200 second half yards and nothing to show for it is pretty impressive. It’s like dating 12 people in college and still being a virgin.
[pours one out for college-age BFC]
Hey, I WISH I had dated 12 people in college.
/regrets many decisions
Tucker is probably fuming and thinking, “this motherfucker forgot I exist!”
“And that I was in Friday!!”
OK, now the Ravens are gonna take a possession seriously! Just you wait!
The NFL has gone too woke: Now they’ve rewritten history so the Chiefs make Jackson walk the Trail of Tears.
Baltomore’s defense has played an excellent game, considering their offense has been stabbing them in the back the wh…Oh, sorry, didn’t see you there Mr. Lewis.
Hate to say it this early, but Game Blouses
Welp
Have the Ravens tried to not do the dumb thing? Are they stupid?
I hope Travis Kelce goes to the Grammys and they cut to him in the balcony every time Taylor wins something.
Jason Kelce
Shirtless, shotgunning Bud Light (with, let’s say, Seal)
Dylan Mulvaney
Yes, much better answer
He’ll dress formally for such an occasion, none of that shirtless nonsense.
Hero. Legend.
And that he’s Toobin-ing it.
Is it incest if both supporting parts of an eiffel tower are related?
When you said “Travis Kelce” and “cut” I was worried that Ray Lewis had decided to get involved in this game personally.
Throwing into triple coverage is certainly a choice. Goodnight Ravens.
Quoth the Swifties, nevermore
So it’s true, birds CAN choke!
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That was Truthbiscuitesque.
Thats bullshit,
Mitch’s passes weren’t even in the right zip code.
You’re thinking of the sexcannon
just thinking of the habit of crippling red zone picks.
but, yeah, a lot of time Tbiscuit didn’t even get into the red zone.
Throwing into triple coverage seems reasonable
Baltimore’s doing great assuming the point of football is to get close to the end zone and then hand the ball to the other team. Just superb execution, unlike the state of Alabama.
That was the dumbest throw I think I’ve ever seen. Were there really 4 Chiefs to one Raven???
Holy fuck, Lamar.
TRIPLE coverage INT
bill polian is somewhere laughing his ass off
Wow that was the unprotected sex in Haiti of decisions by Lamar there.
Even though it’s been over a while, Lamar is going to tell his wife about the affair.
That’s the first call I openly disagree with
Goodnight, Lamar!
WELP
Oh, Lamar.
Do I think that’s PI? No. Does the NFL call that 90% of the time? Yes.
Agholor with a ….catch?
Agholor caught it!?
He’s gotta be shocked, too
Agholor is hurt, too.
Not that it matters, but he’s gimpy and trying to come off.
Or he was faking?
I need 2 fucking yards from Pacheco.
You’ll get it next series, no need to fret.
Somebody just won some moneys.
YESSIR!!!
So many white dudes edging themselves right now, wanting Lamar to fail
Well, they certainly got what they wanted.
Throwing that into triple coverage!?
Holy shit are the old white dudes right?
Nah, we just own everything.
TV is back.
What the fuck is that shit on 3rd and 1?
John Harbaugh auditioning for a spot on Jim Harbaugh’s staff.
“Somebody needs to shock the Monken.”
-Peter Gabriel
“15 yards, roughing the passer, defender to be taken outside and shot.”
Ravens so desperate they’re throwing bombs to OBJ.
Radio commercials for Street Jude’s Children’s Hospital are more inane and obscene than the Sarah McLachlan shit.
Bawlmer going full Bawlmer on the flags now
Jack Harbaugh’s going to make one particular son eat nothing but pinecones for the rest of the year.
I hope the Fozz family has JJ in a straitjacket
That is helmet to helmet right there. Docking even.
Ravens seem to have decided that if they’re not going to win Mahomes isn’t going to live.
Put kelce in at qb, make a movie of it