Monday Morning Mock Draft: And…Scene!

OK, let’s make this quick.  This topic was between this and another one, (which you will almost certainly see very soon), and I wasn’t sure if this one would work.  Then I remembered that I don’t get paid for this, that we do this rather than work on a Monday, and that frankly this topic should probably be great for that.  So here it is.

This week we are drafting iconic scenes from sit-coms.  Not characters, not shows, not theme songs:  Scenes.  This came to me a couple of days ago when the open thread lacked all organization and for whatever reason I just had to post what I think is the funniest scene in the history of sit-coms.

I’d post it here but I need it for the first pick.

The rules are, as usual, (and much like your author), simple:  If it is a scene, from a sit-com, that you think is very funny, it is eligible for the draft.  Multiple scene from the same show may be used.  Only the drafted scene is eliminated.  There could be some overlap, I supposed but the chances seem pretty slim, and also I don’t care.

Your commissioner is the late, lamented Norman Lear.

Ain’t nobody done sit-coms like Norman did.

With the first pick I will take the iconic “slow down” scene from Taxi.

The rest of you are on the clock.

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Senor Weaselo
Brick Meathook

Barry – Stovka is coming!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qocv4j0dgTc

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Everything in Community with John Goodman is gold, but this tee up and pay off will always stay with me.

https://youtu.be/sKJ-y_LU8aU?si=8U_zkSIKcz1h_CKc

https://youtu.be/a7eEa9_IDeo?si=uTLogq08uKI_lZwX

Brick Meathook
Doktor Zymm

Just finished up another 4 hour panel interview, two segments I definitely did not do great on, so not super optimistic about this one.
Gonna make everyone cry
https://youtu.be/1vweXg4Q_GQ?feature=shared

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

But enough about Seymour…

Redshirt
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Since someone broke the seal on the League, one of my favorite things is the Fear Boner thing:

https://youtu.be/cLP73_Fk6xQ?si=ekSYgh5_BJtKC63d

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Someone left what I think is a vape pen in the airport lounge shitter. Sucks to suck.

King Hippo

They should let each team have unlimited subs when the margin gets to 4 or 5.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Andy Reid wants to know what he can do to help support your unlimited subs proposal.

SonOfSpam

Damn, hope he can still make the sparkling apple cider.

King Hippo

Holy fucking fuck, Gooners. Way to make a statement. Knifey, on the other hand, brought a broken spork to a gun fight.

King Hippo

Must be nice to have a side that relaxing to support! Was just telling Litre I have no idea who to root for (based on likelihood of denying the Shite) when y’all play City of Men.

King Hippo

Very much a Fashion Risk

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The thing about Arsenal is that they always try to walk it in (with a great deal of success today, apparently).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWJIQm9qH-w

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Kind of funny to read this seconds after a classic example of dicking around too much (on a breakaway, no less).

ballsofsteelandfury

Fifth pick:

Archer Season 1 – the scene where Pele of Anal was born.

https://youtu.be/TW48hIf-4Yg?si=Nf9JbiRr1zcwwkR9

I couldn’t find a clip of it, but the scene in the elevator where Archer tells Barry and says, “Can you smell it? Here, take a whiff” and waves his hands towards Barry kills me.

ballsofsteelandfury

Also, Revenge Anal

Senor Weaselo

The darkest timeline inception point:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jVbjtTKVM

King Hippo

Twas the very first episode I watched. I then realized I needed to go back and watch from the beginning, but I am mildly impressed that my brain didn’t explode by starting here.

Brick Meathook
Gumbygirl

You are the clear and obvious winner, between this and The Batusi. Bravo, Brick!

Brick Meathook

Flintstones – Ejo’s baby is that?

https://youtu.be/fJ8t17Ujmus?si=bzJThxx_xEogKXC5

Brick Meathook
Brocky

All this draft is teaching me how uncultured I am.

Idk, you didn’t say no simpsons, so here’s my favorite scene from my favorite episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJo1vUgr4Y0

Game Time Decision
Gumbygirl

Yes, +1 A A Ron!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

…but that would mean taking responsibility and I’m not about to do that.

With that kind of attitude you’d be a great candidate for the Supreme Court. You should send Leonard Leo a copy of your resume.

Gumbygirl

We are rebels.

BugEyedBoo

My video got moderated. Not sure why.

ballsofsteelandfury

No idea, but it’s fixed.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

PARTISANSHIP IS DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY!

scotchnaut

So many to choose from but I too want a monkey that doesn’t ask any bothersome questions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3LIA5LmA&ab_channel=LaserTime

BugEyedBoo
ballsofsteelandfury

Fourth pick:

Monty Python Germany v Greece

https://youtu.be/i21OJ8SkBMQ?feature=shared

SonOfSpam
ballsofsteelandfury

I avoided picking this just for you.

Last edited 7 months ago by ballsofsteelandfury
SonOfSpam

You’re a gentleman, thank you.