Monday Morning Mock Draft: And…Scene!

OK, let’s make this quick.  This topic was between this and another one, (which you will almost certainly see very soon), and I wasn’t sure if this one would work.  Then I remembered that I don’t get paid for this, that we do this rather than work on a Monday, and that frankly this topic should probably be great for that.  So here it is.

This week we are drafting iconic scenes from sit-coms.  Not characters, not shows, not theme songs:  Scenes.  This came to me a couple of days ago when the open thread lacked all organization and for whatever reason I just had to post what I think is the funniest scene in the history of sit-coms.

I’d post it here but I need it for the first pick.

The rules are, as usual, (and much like your author), simple:  If it is a scene, from a sit-com, that you think is very funny, it is eligible for the draft.  Multiple scene from the same show may be used.  Only the drafted scene is eliminated.  There could be some overlap, I supposed but the chances seem pretty slim, and also I don’t care.

Your commissioner is the late, lamented Norman Lear.

Ain’t nobody done sit-coms like Norman did.

With the first pick I will take the iconic “slow down” scene from Taxi.

The rest of you are on the clock.

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Gumbygirl

Gumby and I are sitting in Denny’s, deciding who we’re gonna take out first when the shit hits the fan. And it will, cuz Denny’s.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

1. Late to the party, but this was the first one to come to mind for me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAJtN8MTzo4

Sharkbait

So good

Gumbygirl
SonOfSpam

Pretty cool that this vid is age-restricted.

I think it’s because Marcia’s practically sliding off the chair when she hangs up.

Gumbygirl

She definitely had a tingle in her minge.

Game Time Decision
Brick Meathook
BugEyedBoo

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao

Game Time Decision

Pretty much all of LetterKenny, but love this bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWzHD64A3bM

ballsofsteelandfury

Bonnie McMurray!!

King Hippo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp0f4Oe69fM

Tippecanoe and SILENCE TOO!

Sharkbait

Does the single camera shot of Charlie Work count as a scene?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZn0njzFL68

Sharkbait

I know it isnt the actual scene but its not on the youtubes

Gumbygirl
King Hippo

He really is a MOST ELITE actor, or he has bodies under his real-life crawlspace

Senor Weaselo

Second Lucy pick: Vitameatavegamin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x4Uk7qWRR8

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

Bonus! It’s not one scene and therefore is not an official entry (heh), but holy fuck is it funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC-c6Anq13Y&ab_channel=MillicentD

Redshirt

Does Real Life count as a scene? Because Cleveland is practically a sitcom.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2024/03/04/horses-police-highway-ohio-cprog-lon-orig-pch.cnn

BugEyedBoo
King Hippo

Alex Trebek on his guest appearance had such immense comic timing. Hard to believe he wasn’t a professional actor!

scotchnaut

Chardee McDennis episode was great but Charlie not recognizing the question he himself wrote had me busting a gut..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2utk-uiaZlc&ab_channel=NPCmajor

Senor Weaselo

I’d like to thank Senorita Weaselo for the Lucille Ball run I’m gonna go on. Starting with Lucy Does the Tango:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTVls0hqjgw

King Hippo

(for the record, when I did the “which Parks & Rec character are you. I got:

45% – Ben Wyatt
45% – April Ludgate (HAWT)
10& – Ron Swanson)

Brick Meathook

Louis CK and David Lynch

“Not that kind of funny” scene from Louie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlEJbs02wAM

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thought about going with the BONE! scene but since this pops into my head once a week, picking the Brooklyn 99 Tell Me Why Cole open

https://youtu.be/JdnnTj6X-Ko?si=CJ28JLwL8sT5ram_

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“That’s him. That’s the man who murdered my brother.”

yeah right

The Bob Newhart Show Thanksgiving episode where they get drunk and order Chinese food.

Found the clip!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrubGTIrlk4&t=9s

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Don T

I think this was my favorite TV thing until The Simpsons came along. Rick Moranis is a Comedy God.
Technically several scenes, sorry míster Lear.
https://youtu.be/Vkc5-RI39Ho?si=vUGWco4FDHbbtM9H

scotchnaut

Patton Oswalt absolutely killed it in this scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY&ab_channel=ParksandRecreation

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Damn that was on my board

Redshirt

My final pick for today and Trump’s final option if the Supreme Court lets him down.

Bender’s First Born Son – better quality (youtube.com)

Sharkbait

About that last bit…

Redshirt

As much as it sucks, I can see why they went with this opinion. Amendment 14 Section 3 says what, however without enforcement or a judicial ruling of guilt, there is no way to enforce it. Trump hasn’t been convicted of Rebellion or Insurrection, technically he hasn’t been charged with that specific crime. Even the liberal judges agreed.

Now about Trump’s case saying he’s only answerable to God Himself…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d like someone who is clearly constitutionally ineligible (Arnold Schwartzenegger, perhaps?) to run as a spoiler candidate in red states only, just to force the point that no mechanism currently exists – via the Supreme Court ruling – to remove a federal candidate from the ballot.

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Redshirt

Compared to Trump, I would welcome Second Base Ahnold!

Senor Weaselo

SIMPSONS (Movie) DID IT!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

???? Barry was absolutely a comedy show. The cast was mostly comedians. It was just tongue-in-cheek like Silicon Valley. “Sit-Com” is a broad term that evolved over the years, or else we’d just be listing Different Strokes reruns here.

Brick Meathook
Don T

“Perhaps if I had been informed. I would have attended. My mother’s, funeral”

https://youtu.be/OCkEsLYE3Ik?si=Z_0LyswaYyZABOgL

Doktor Zymm
yeah right

The detectives eat hash brownies. Barney Miller.

yeah right

A scene because they were sober at the start and end of the episode.

King Hippo

The funniest show you likely have never seen…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMy5YpJysy4

Brick Meathook

Police Squad

Mrs.Twice Interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8PZFQz-qmo

Brick Meathook

“And that youngest son, just like his father, football hero. Lived with him for a year, it wasn’t the same. You can’t go back.”

ballsofsteelandfury

So good!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Solid pick

King Hippo

(also I wanted to find the clip where Jeff and Annie text in the style of Civil War documentary letters being read – but I am lazy and gave up very quickly)

Brick Meathook

I too am going to draw from Silicon Valley, but I’m going with disbarred lawyer Pete Monahan’s introduction:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmC1pwslFJc

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Point of parliamentary inquiry: does a bottle episode count as one long scene?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok I’m taking the whole Community lie detector thing, here is but one portion of its brilliance
https://youtu.be/vOqGVTp2AOY?si=Chwmoog45AyEsnz5

Senor Weaselo

And also sperm.

Sharkbait

Thanks BugEyedBoo for the inspiration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt8Iwf_87eY

blaxabbath

Yes!

King Hippo

you Yanks call them sausages in the mouth!

BugEyedBoo

Arrested Development – MR F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEmyHOZTtFc

Don T

The Simpsons – Did you meet Larry?
https://youtu.be/IbNdcdO3_Go?si=AfA1jEBdckX3qebj

ballsofsteelandfury

For my third pick, the Planetarium scene from Psych:

https://youtu.be/Hg0pH71UkPE?si=Bo_A0H8BEcSE3qYV

Redshirt

God Bless America – Archie Bunker (youtube.com)

Since I Witch’d myself right out of the gate. I’m going with another personal oldie but goodie.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have to go with middle out.

https://youtu.be/0rhdOt9bOHE?si=4Pac3D9193pjtgUo

LemonJello

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Blair Witch went mighty high in this draft. Like Willie Nelson or Snoop Dogg high.

Redshirt

Hey, it didn’t load. I’m asleep. Shut up.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It being your brain?

Redshirt

Yup.

Redshirt

Yeah. Like every Cincinnati playoff team, I entered it fully confident only to leave shellshocking embarrassed while wondering if I pissed off God or something.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

There’s a lot of gold to be mined from Scrubs, but I would say this is my pick for funniest end-to-end scene. Ladies, gentlemen and other folks, I give you “Jesus H. Cox, M.D.” https://youtu.be/B-SLx-36xeM?

blaxabbath

I love Dr Cox. What an absolute gem of a character.

blaxabbath

Pool update.

We out of the deep end and now almost have water reaching the step.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Second pick: The Elephant Story from The Carol Burnett Show:

https://youtu.be/3qqE_WmagjY?si=NM2D3QFYXPXacfY5

LemonJello
ballsofsteelandfury

As God as my witness, the Alpha and the Omega of this draft is the WKRP Turkey Drop.

https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ?si=zYsRZxt6qZsVEmZZ

LemonJello

It would have been criminal for this not to go at the top of the draft.