Happy New (League) Year! The league year officially changed over at 3:00 DFO time (4:00 Eastern), meaning 2023 contracts are officially off the books and 2024 contracts have come into effect, including free agency. So all the free agent stuff that you heard the last couple of days are finally official. Plus…
QAARON’S ONE OBSERVATORY CIRQLE WATQH: Yeah, that’s a potential thing. Fun fact, Hermana Weaselo did meet RFK Jr. for a work thing! And then a student at that school for the Q&A session called him out on his shit. (This was in 2017, so well before the current crop of stuff.)
Anyway, this brings up a new question: Can the vice president still play football, or hold another job? (Yes, there isn’t anything in constitutional law, that we know of.) And, can the Secret Service play O-line? This also adds to Aaron Rodgers’s best Homer Simpson impersonation: Jeopardy host, potential vice presidential candidate, all the other shit…
Also, you’d think Aaron Rodgers wouldn’t want to join with a political dynasty that involves a prominent family.
Well, in the spirit of things, In (Ty)rod We Trust. (Hot take: If I were elected president, I’m changing our official national motto back to E Pluribus Unum.)
Okay, what else is going on? Maybe anything that makes me sane? Okay, saner.
DANCE OR DIE! (Or both.)
Big East, maybe not involving tourney teams! Georgetown vs. Providence (6:30, FS1)
CLUBHOUSE BATTLE!: (ACC 2nd Round) Wolven Sort vs. Sillycuse (7:00, ESPN2)
A10 action (2nd Round) When We Learn About Bilikens vs. Semi-Redundant (St. Louis vs. Duquesne, 7:30, USA)
Breezly Bearcat vs. Ominous English Chanting (Cincinnati vs. #16 Kansas, 9:00, ESPN2)
Free Win for the Bubble? DePaul vs. Villanova (9:00, FS1)
Big Sky Championship: Montana State vs. Montana (11:30, ESPN2)
(B1G action on Peacock, but screw it)
Dunk or 3?
Finals Rematch! Gold Nuggets vs. Emo Jimmy and Pals (DEN vs. MIA, 7:40, ESPN)
LeBron and Pals vs. BEAAAAAAAAAM (LAL vs. SAC, 10:05, ESPN)
Still Doing That Hockey
Kings of Chaos vs. Kinda Blue (7:30, TNT)
Ovi’s Corpse vs. k2-k+n=p; 1≤k<n (WAS vs. EDM, 10:00, TNT)
CONCACAF Cup: Because they can, I guess
SV Robinhood vs. Herediano (6:00, FS2)
Fightin’ Messis vs. Hot Chickens (Inter Miami vs. Nashville SC, 8:15, FS2)
Dvorak’s New World Symphony vs. Not Guacamole (América vs. Guadalajara, 10:30, FS2)
Maybe I’ll have caught up on my sleep from my gig that ended at 4 in the morning!
IDK… Ole Jack set a pretty high bar back in ’96…
Oh, so A-a-ron is also on the Sandy Hook conspiracy thing.
Didn’t think I could think less of him but here we are.
They deserve each other. Hopefully, they’ll both die in one of those delightfully Kennedyesque “tragedies”
“Kennedy/Rodgers 2024: The ticket that understands what it’s like when your entire family thinks you’re a despicable crank.”
Can’t say that the CNN reporter who sat on that tidbit for a decade comes off real well, either.
Spam just beat me at Yahtzee. Badly.
To be fair, it was like two fat guys running a marathon
It really was. 🙂
I mean, I was pretty early on the “fuck Aaron Rodgers with a rusty garden rake” bandwagon.
The only thing sensible about him are the peyote trips and darkness retreats. Idk how to get on the guest list tho
Same. I’ve always maintained that he hates old people, kids and dogs. Everyone I knew was like, “oh, Colonel, you’re just a bitter Bears fan.”
To which I say, it’s hard work being right all the time.
Flacco back with the Colts baby!
…Damn it, I could have made a joke about Aaron Rodgers joining a family with a propensity for receiving shots!
Not Guacamole is classic
Should’ve saved it for Guatemala.
Syracuse coach about to kill and eat one of his own players.
They need to fix they shit. Don’t y’all want to go to the NIT???
Winning the NIT was actually step 1 of UConn becomming a perennial basketball powerhouse.
Starting my new league year by flying the Broncos flag at half mast. We are so dead this year
Waiting with baited breath for the legion of homers trying to sell Rebecca Malone and/or MILF-hunter Z as the next Donks savioUr.
PeyPey ain’t walking through that door. Shit, not even a Smokin’ Jay knockoff.
I thought about both of ye today. Yeah, you guys are going to have a down season. Payton fired or quit mid way through?
Mid season firing, please
Nothing is off the table, and there is no rock bottom
Sheesh man it sounds like your injury was even worse than you first let on. Unless…wait, you weren’t talking about an actual Broncos flag, were you?