Per Usual: Images and links are from Lexicanum or the Warhammer 40k wiki
So last week we went over the Psi-Titans, nasty bunch which rarely let witnesses live, the week I thought we could take a look at another race’s weapon of mass destruction. And I decided to do the Orks, of course the Orks do not call their giant machines Titans, they call them Gargants, and they come in these classes: Gargant, Great Gargant, Mega Gargant which is just big, bigger, and biggerer of the same type of Mecha. The thing is, and all ork tech is like this, orks tend to create these machines with found materials. There is no real standardization either with weapons, modes of locomotion, or fuel used to power the monstrosity.
And not sure if anyone remembers, but it seems like the Orks have a group mind when they are in Waaaaaggghhhh! and the more Orks there are the more, advanced their technology becomes (or whatever the technopsychic species the Orks are). It would be like an engine tech going to sleep and waking up knowing how to build a fusion reactor – parts and all. And feel compelled to start building one.
I have no idea about what the Codices say about the garants weapons, except that they are more than merely scaled up versions of the normal Ork weapons. They seem to be imbued with the power of the Waaaaaggghhhh! to increase the power of their weapons, Plus, they will scavenge any parts they can use from any of the factions – so you might see a Mega Gargant using weapons from a fallen Titan – probably nothing is scarier to the Imperium with an Ork Gargant armed with Star Fury cannons or void shields.
One of the reasons I like the Gargants is that you don’t have to buy a single model to build one, just build one out of household items – toilet paper rolls make great cannon tubes, use sprues, bits of cardboard, and a whole lot of imagination and you will have the bestest, shootiest, burniest, dakka-dakka Gargant that Gork/Mork can inspire.
Also, I was wondering if the Vermicious Knids were the inspiration for the Tyranids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg3rGXij7I0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhK_GnnjvHg
Frankie & Ellie
https://ibb.co/w75h0r5
That’s 2016. They’re both long dead.
They were both good dogs and true friends.
Well, the Lakers blew it. 2020 seems so long ago.
B.C. or A.D.?
I don’t even know any more.
I remember when the Lakers won in 2020. I never watch basketball so I had no idea what was happening, but that night massive fireworks went off everywhere. I thought a war had started.
“Do you want to go to Ikea?” – the Dr. Mrs., right now
How do I tell her that I feel the same way about going to Ikea that the dog feels about going to the vet?
Not a fan of the lingonberry meatballs?
Every time you find a product name you can’t pronounce, take a drink
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Do the cashiers at Ikea check your glands?
One lonely bottle of Malort at the Duty Free
Just…why
Poor lil guy. I hope he finds a home.
If anyone wants to get me an early birthday present…
https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/
Or just get one for the clubhouse, I’m sure we can share
Just hope that it comes assembled or Mr. Ayo will break it before its even set up
Hey! I wouldn’t assemble that while drinking!
Probably. Maybe.
Nothing high proof anyway
Again, maybe! Let’s do a few steps first before making that rash decision.
I look forward to someone setting their face on fire after using Fluffy as an assistant bartender!
Did the jet engine run?
It does! I was on the second to last step which is just decorative stuff when I messed up.
I’m just worried that if we get one Kristin Noem will show up and shoot it in the face.
But it can shoot back!
Yeah, but can fire hurt a T-1000 model like Kristi?
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/40024327/uab-becomes-1st-d-football-team-join-players-association
Gumbygirl’s alma mater doing the proletariat right.
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Ice Fins not LOLing around this playoffs?
Phil Sims and Boomer Esiadon out at CBS.
Yet Colinsworth still gainfully employed…
Fire the lot. Bring in an all DFO booth
Hey, man, I’m not going anywhere I don’t have to with pants on.
“Come work for CNN!” – Jeff Toobin
Like anyone is wearing pants if they’re sitting behind any sort of barrier. Or, alternatively, DFO utilikilts
All game commentary done in Hippospeak.
Colour commentary by Senor Weaselo
I may not be allowed to wear pants, but my jackets are going to be from the best in the biz.
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Frankie & Ellie
March 2008
https://ibb.co/JC6NfQk
ORD-LHR boarding in 2 hours, and flying out of T3 instead of the gawdawful T5! Woo!
There’s someone sitting nearby who looks super familiar but I can’t place them. I wonder how many celebrities I’ve seen but I just didn’t recognize them?
I’m terrible at spotting celebrities, but I’m reasonably sure that Weird Al was behind me in the supermarket checkout this weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4_G7HHJ0GE
I once went to a pet food store and George Carlin was there, so I’ve always got that on my resume.
Lewis Black gave me a cigarette and we smoked outside of a bar in Boston.
Oh yeah, I don’t smoke cigarettes, but when Lewis Black offers you one, you say yes.
Said the guy that goes by Sharkbait. Like how much trust do we have in your stories
Fellas, fellas, relax: I don’t trust either of you.
Trust fall day at DFO, more head injuries per capita than the NFL!
I gave Peter Falk directions to the men’s room. I just wish he had asked by saying “oh, one more question, sir….”
Making my first resume in high school was by far the most useful ‘real life’ thing we did
So that Carmax commercial where the woman spills to her family about her sister’s new piercing…what kind of piercing do you think it is? Despite the grandma’s reaction, you gotta assume it’s just a navel ring, right? Otherwise it would be the equivalent of a full thermonuclear launch in response to…I don’t know, sending a spy balloon over the border or something.
Genital
would you really tell a sibling about your pierced pussy, though?
I just remembered I have to write my post on Wednesday at the latest. I’m driving to Pittsburgh for my friends wedding on Friday. Yes he’s getting married on a Friday.
All weekend to party at least!
The real reception is the day after. They’re double dipping and having a Derby party.
Just added this to my reading list:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/50437436-the-greatest-gambling-story-ever-told
I just bought a ticket for my stepsister’s wedding in September in Virginia. It’s a town right next door to where my ex-girlfriend lives! How lovely!
Does she work at the Phillip Morris plant?
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Is that around Richmond? I’ve been past it many times.
Same here, drove thru 4 times/month to see the kids.
It is! Right on I-95
(vacuuming intensifies)
I got married on a Friday.
Very near Pittsburgh too.
There are regular fans, dedicated fans, diehard fans, and then there’s Mike.
So you could do Goldilocks and the three Gargants!
Their only mistake was wearing pants in the 1st place…
https://steelersdepot.com/2024/04/chris-simms-steelers-probably-shit-their-pants-seeing-troy-fautanu-on-the-board/
Something something Roethlisberger something something chocotaco?
Oh! Gaunt’s Ghosts finally encountered something other than Chaos soldiers – Eldar!
I always assumed the Xenomorphs from the Alien franchise of movies was the inspiration for the Tyranids.
Would have to look at the dates and stuff, to be sure. Also you really need to read some Ciphas Caine.
Hm.