Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
Just because everything’s different doesn’t mean anything has changed [in bed].
Irene Peter

This is just about getting back with your ex “one last time” isn’t it.

No golf updates this week for me. The weather sucked or i was too busy to get to the range. I am supposed to go Thursday for a twilight round, but the forecast is rain, and it’s way too early in the year for my annual shower, so not sure it’s going to happen.
[narrator voice] – it will happen

[late addtion]Also, it’s come to my attention that we’ve passed 10,000 posts here at DFO. WOW, that’s fucking crazy that we’ve got that many. Kudos to all the writers and admins here to keep this thing going. For those that are interested, in fitting DFO fashion, the 10,000 post was Sexy Friday, so congrats Mr Ayo, your virtual care package is in the mail.

As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.

Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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Phil Sims and Boomer Esiadon out at CBS.
ArmedandHammered

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I love y’all, and I’ve only had 2 pints of Real Ale at this pretty amazing pub with 3 chalkboards of whiskey menu so you know I mean it
Doktor Zymm

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Mr. Ayo

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Hey, thanks for asking about my day!

1) Work is hell due to a lot of people out this week and a lot of projects happening all at once; doing my damnedest to stay afloat, but today was tough because
2) I had to leave at noon to get a root canal done, because I apparently did not make proper offerings to Dentus, God of Teef. Appointment started late because the previous patient had “complications” which is TOTALLY what you wanna hear while sweating it out in the waiting room. Luckily, it went…okay? Still, took two hours, so when I finally got back in the car, I was in a hurry (to get back to work, stupidly), which means I
3) Backed up into another parked car. My excuse was that I was stupid. That part of the parking lot was pretty empty )NOT SO EMPTY THAT I COULDN’T YEET INTO THE ONLY CAR IN THE FUCKING TIME ZONE), so I pulled back in and waited (cursing) a few minutes. When it was apparent no one was rushing out, I checked the (minor) bumper damage to the car and left a note. Then I rushed home in time to get back to work and
4) Find out Mike Trout is out for a few months because of course he is.

Postscript: The girl who owned the car called me and said her bumper was already kinda messed up (I couldn’t tell how much damage was mine), so gosh, she hated to ask me for anything. I Zelle’d a few bills and hopefully that’s that.

So. Hows bout yall?
SonOfSpam

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Found a funny:

me: did you finish inside me

surgeon: please stop saying it that way
rockingdog

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Kings trying to avoid a quick exit. 1-1 after the first is not bad for being on the road.
ballsofsteelandfury

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Things I’d like to hear coaches and/or commentators say one day:

“Not really that important to get off to a good start here. The game’s sixty minutes long.”
“The next goal isn’t particularly important here.”
Dunstan

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RTD: Lazily hits on some girl in passing.

Girl: Just moves on her day.

RTD: Actually, that chick looks like some singer named Annie. And someone’s got to pay….
blaxabbath

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/Door is casually opened
/Senor Weaselo walks in, and goes to the closet to put away his suit
/After a minute…
/Closet door flies open, revealing Timbs and a Knicks bandana around his wing-wang

Wooooooo! Suck it Kelly Oubre, you wanted the smoke? You can’t handle the smoke!
Senor Weaselo

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Broke up with my girlfriend tonight, so you fuckers are going to be stuck with more of me.

(That was actually the reason, I said “baby, I need to spend more time with my make believe internet friends.” She understood.)
Dunstan

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as ive said before

boston losing is the best possible outcome

leafs losing is the funniest possible outcome
fleshwound_NPG

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Found a funny:

(remembering the therapist told me it’s ok to ask for stuff during sex) Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow
rockingdog

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“Ostentatious hat display by very drunk and pale trust-funded women followed by four-legged creatures trying not to die at full speed.”

-TV Guide description of the Derby
scotchnaut

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Small men mounted on large animals, running around in circles and breathing heavily with tons of money on the line? Sounds like a typical Friday night at the Horatio household.
scotchnaut

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Julian Edelman with the quip of the night at the Brady roast.

JULIAN EDELMAN HOLY SH*T😳

“EVERYBODY ASK ME HOW BIG GRONKS D*CK IS, don’t worry i heard it gets the job done, BUT THIS OTHER PATRIOTS TIGHT END, MAN HE WAS HUNG”

(h/t @ChrevorB) pic.twitter.com/Uy3SrToGs1

— MLFootball (@_MLFootball) May 6, 2024

Beerguyrob

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Al Powell: “I lost my courage. I shot a kid.”

John Die Hard: [breathing heavily] “I’m sure..if the conditions are right..you can kill again…”

Al Powell: “God, I hope so.”

Al Powell: [sees madman headed towards John Die Hard, blasts him into oblivion]
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John Die Hard: “You had death and murder in you all along!”

Al Powell: “This Wizard of Oz remake is very confusing.”
scotchnaut

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This is one of those Sunday Gravys you can SMELL through the goddamn computer screen. I’m going to the international grocery for those peppers as soon as my wife wakes up.
Your pictures are always very effective and helpful. No fancy-shmancy bullshit. A real family kitchen, where everything doesn’t always look like a million bucks. Like the pic of the beef fat. The kind of thing you look at and think, “Can you believe I’m gonna make that delicious?!” But it’s important to see what it looks like and why we use it, and so you add an informative photo where most wouldn’t. That’s COOL.
I’m with you on the meat prices, but I keep getting all these instagram reels…
Type one contains children in an ALWAYS unnamed third world country standing at the edge of a field in which a thresher is chopping very high grass. They stand at the point where the thresher finishes its row and pivots, at which point every animal the thresher has been chasing the length of the row suddenly pops out of the last of the tall grass and into the mob of waiting children, who frantically grab WHATEVER comes at them and stuff it in their sacks. Lot of rats. Lot of snakes. Most of it happens so fast I can’t identify it.
Type two usually have a camera fixed on a slimy, dripping pipe of some sort with a hook hovering in front of it. Eventually some sort of mass emerges, something between a mollusk and phlegm, and takes enough of the hook for the “fisherman” to pull what looks like a four inch slug out, presumably to eat.
These reels come to mind every time I get grumpy looking at beef prices, you know? Like I should be paying a LOT more, or “Hey, maybe don’t eat a 16 oz. steak yourself you fat bastard! What are you, a wolf?!” It’s feeling increasingly shitty that we have so much in this country that we cannot even drive our interstates because tractor-trailers have effectively clogged them like railway lines, and huge swaths of planet earth are picking bugs out of the weeds to live.
Anyway, great recipe, man! Thanks for the blood, sweat, and beers!
Fronkenshteen

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