Normal disclaimer: if it has to do with Warhammer in any way, Games Workshop owns it. So do not give your kid a name from any of the lore or books. Unless you are really annoyed at the kid.
Today is Memorial Day when we give thanks and honor our fine men and women for their final sacrifice to protect this country. How this would work as a holiday for the Imperium, I have no idea. Think about it, you have a military with not millions but billions of troops and command cadre. You never let the citizens know about Chaos or rebellions, the Astartes are known only as myths “Emperor’s Angels”, but the Empire takes millions of souls from each planet annually. A lot are petty crooks, the young unemployed, or just anyone the recruiters grab to be able to meet the tithe of people for the Imperium. Once gone, no one remembers them, except for families, if said family actually gave a shit (they may be happy to have one less mouth to feed).
Of course the legions the recruits are sent to may honor their dead, particularly if they are part of an elite legion such as the Vostroyan First Born or Cadian Stormtroops. The Astartes always honor their dead, with particularly notable Astartes being entombed in Dreadnoughts. They are alive upon entombment, usually so heavily injured that even their super human physique can not totally heal from the wounds. They are memorialized within the shrine built to keep them alive and the Dreadnought in the absolute best shape. The Astartes within the Dreadnought are placed into hibernation and brought out when needed. But they go a little insane as they spend the centuries asleep only to be woken up and sent out to fight. And when the fighting is over? They immediately are placed back into hibernation. Awaken, kill, sleep, awaken kill, sleep for millenia.
Obviously the Imperium would make being memorialized a one way trip to a personal hell. The Eldar have the soul stones so they can be reborn, the Orks probably drink and fight to remember the greats who have passed, but normal dead orks, well they died so they were weak and not worth remembering.
Each world may have a day of remembrance, but it seems it always comes back to worshipping the Emperor more than the soldiers.
Sports: Possible elimination of the Pacers by the Celtics and for the NHL Dallas vs. Oilers in game 2 of their series. Pretty sure there is baseball being played somewhere.
I hope everyone had a great Memorial Day and that the shortened work week does not suck.
“In lieu of our nation’s National Anthem, we will be airing this in honor of Angel Hernadez’s retirement.”
Our long national nightmare (youtube.com)
Brick is hammered.
I should note that hammered Brick is a benign Brick. When I get hammered I turn all sentimental and funny. I ain’t got no time for anger.
Tonight I’ve mixed my alcohol with opiates. I have to drive a high powered personal vehicle to my job on a giant crane. I hope all goes well.
/Ron Howard voice: It did not go well
I thought bricks were installed by getting laid with mortar rather than hammering?
Wait, when a lady has sex with you does that make her a bricklayer?
Indeed!
You better believe it.
It’s okay that I’m celebrating the Celtics victory with rye instead of Irish whiskey, right?
(note that the bottle of rye has a green label)
It’s labeled with THE BEN’s penis?
That can’t be right
Yeah, my keyboard typed out “grey” instead of “green”. Apologies for vaporizing that with my edit.
Also, I’m in the process of getting drunk and cannot be trusted.
I can’t recall you ever trying to trick me into ingesting highly toxic substances, so you’re at least more trustworthy than Trump or Google AI
*MORE toxic than Malort
Hm, still grumpy. More wine? More carbs? Something else?
These indiana pacers right here I call them the dust from Jim Irsay’s last party becaise they’re getting swept Indianapolis!
Senor, I’m heading back to new york on Thursday, any sights you can recommend for someone who’s visited roughly half a dozen times
Feel free to imitate an snl character
I apologize in advance for distracting you from the hockey
New York’s hottest nightclub is “ErAAAAAAK!” This Midtown East West spot, run by legendary kosher deli owner “Jew” Bajie, has everything: Illegal ATVs, Mike & Ikes, Matt Rempe’s Fight Club. All of this is with MC Devil Hernandez!
You can check in with my buddy in Park Slope. He might be kind of busy, though – they’re doing a full reno of a place they’re renting.
Slightly recovered from the ‘work simulation’ by researching components for the horseback riding wearable I want to make, and now will complete the recovery with a glass of nice Zin and some garlic knots that came free with a past shame pizza and got tossed in the freezer for just such an occasion
Went to the driving range for the first time in decades yesterday
My dad’s wrist hurts from hitting the ground so many times, and my uncle stopped giving advice after the first hour for so
So like Jeffrey said…
“Yeah, sometimes I get a sore wrist from hitting things too many times, but you gotta push through it.” – Adrian Peterson
Watching “Late Night with the Devil” and holy shit is it good.
Although I am very stoned.
THIS SECOND PERIOD SO FAR, I CALL IT A FUTURE SOLAR-POWERED VEHICLE, BECAUSE THE OILERS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING DUE TO THE STARS.
(It took 12:49 for a shot on goal, whereas Dallas had racked up 14 of them and 3 goals.)
Holy shit, everyone’s favorite ump is retiring.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/columnist/bob-nightengale/2024/05/27/angel-hernandez-retires-mlb-umpire-stats/73873676007/
Probably so he does not get murdered.
First good call he’s made.
They booted his ass, this was not a retirement. Good, there has to be somebody better than him ready to move up. He is spectacularly bad at the job, it’s kind of impressive!
“Retiring.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_G0boJCzoI&themeRefresh=1
Mr. Ayo, the Kraken are going to name Dan Bylsma their new head coach tomorrow. He’s currently the coach of the Coachella Valley Firebirds, Kraken minor league, and they are just about to start the western conference final. They lost the Calder Cup last year to the Hershey Bears, yes, they headed down the Hershey highway, butt lost. Shit happened!
Saw that! I’ll be down there this Friday to do some in person scouting.
In person scouting is slag for Atomic wedgie, right?
/he was in the clubhouse the whole time
I just did a so-called ‘work simulation’ and I want the last 3 hours of my life back
Were you in Wyoming? That is part of the simulation.
I wish, then I would know it was all just a fever dream
Since we’re going to a wedding this coming weekend in Boston, finally got tix for Sunday afternoon GRITSAWX action, and was convinced by friends not to sit right down the right field line or Senorita Weaselo might kill me.
McJesus
Where you can get drive-thru Christianity?
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Fuck, I LOVE this!
A certain Redshirt might not ..
It’s really good.
Paging Redshirt!
He’s just gonna respond with a fan art of a pony crossed with a Gundam or something
Titans wouldn’t even notice the Gundum as they destroy it slapping a mosquito.
The Ork viewpoint is interesting. Celebrate those that fought and then died but not the ones that died during battle because that would imply they were weak.
I wonder what they would think of Elvis…
Oh I forgot to mention that before the Cloud Nothings concert we popped into the discount grocery store and bought a bottle of 19 Crimes rosé that had been marked down from $18 to $3. It now appears that we overpaid.
Well, take the S&H into account.
I could have told you that!
Finally got around to booking hotels for a trip to Montreal, assuming I don’t fall off Mt. Katahdin first. Good to have that nonsense out of the way.
I also paid the bills, scraped and painted some of the trim on the house, mowed, raked and removed the cut grass from the lawn, took my mother out for her birthday dinners, and got all the week’s recyclables to the dump. So enough about the troops; I’m the real hero here.
Youppi! knows where all the best places for an anonymous john are
But you’re not dead. Memorial Day is for the dead guys.
In Montreal go to Schwartz’s Charcuterie Hebraique.
https://ibb.co/GvMX2Ty
La Banquise for Poutine.
La Banquise is pretty good for Montreal hot dogs.
OK, that just made the list for sure.
Also, since all of this is happening in different star systems, the way in which days and years are measured is going to vary a great deal as well.