Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We Made It!

Meanwhile, in the last gasp of the offseason, people got paid. Such as:

–Pat Surtain II (4-96)
-Michael Carter II (3-30.75)
-Cam Heyward (3-45)
-Trent Williams (3-82.66)

And General Davis Mills signed with the 500s to be Stroud’s backup.

What’s on tonight?

Baseball:
AL Central (Inflationary) Battle! Not the Spiders vs. Royalball 2.0 (CLE vs. KC, 7:40, FS1)
Clay Holmes’s Blown Save Counter (currently at 11): (NYY vs. TEX, 8:00, Prime)
White Sox Badness counter: 109 losses, 12 straight. (Would need to go 12-11 to avoid losing 120 games and debating who was worse between them and the expansion Mets who did go 40-120 so they’d have 2 more wins in that case. 10-13 would make them definitively worse than the ’62 Mets, while 8-15 would give them 38 wins and a worse percentage than the 1916 Philadelphia A’s, which was because Connie Mack was broke and had to go fire sale on the A’s.)

Women’s Lesser Footy: U20 Women’s World Cup
Kaiserins vs. Princesses (Germany vs. Nigeria, in progress, FS2)
Morocco vs. United States (9:00, FS2)

Senor not at the draft (because I’ll be playing whatever wedding I’m playing until 10:15). Can I draft from the bandstand? WE’LL FIND OUT!