Halfway through the season I’d turn my nose up at these offerings but hopeful me is just going to ride the waves.
To The Games!
Raiders/Chargers:
Did Minshew win the job or did O’Connell lose it, letting it slip right through his hands? The latter for sure. No worries though, the starter is less than cromulent so we’ll be seeing both through the season and it won’t matter to anyone other than Davante. We know Pierce wants to play 80’s style ‘Grind and D’ so for that reason I think Zamir White has a ton of unrealized fantasy value.
Broncos/Seahawks:
At least Nix has a bit of history on his side in that he’s the only other Denver rookie qb to play in a season opener aside from Elway. Seattle’s OC Ryan Grubb is the latest offensive hot commodity and we’ll see what he’s capable of with Geno and that stacked wr room.
Cowboys/Rams:
That high-powered Dallas offense may not hit the ground running given that they’re playing that nasty Cleveland D in their own back yard. One tends to forget about Amari Cooper but he’s the very first Browns wr to record back-to-back 1,000 receiving seasons. Is Watson ever going to show his Houston credentials?
Commies/Bucs:
I don’t know, Washington-Dan Quinn and Kliff Kingsbury? They seem like retreads to me but once you’re in the club it’s almost impossible to be kicked out if you don’t want to go. So much hinges on Jayden Daniels’ arm and fleet feet. McLaurin will give him all the help he can, being one of only six players to have 900+ yards in each of his first five seasons. Speaking of, Mike Evans just keeps rolling along.
Get out there and type.
NEW THREAD!
THIS GUY BALLS I CALL HIM THE SEAMSTRESS BECAUSE, WELL, YOU GET IT
Scared to see the TV deal Kirk Cousins agent will finesse with Bradys 300 mil
I really wish his name was VanGiggle instead of VanKinkle
I’m so down to cheer for a fun Ladd McConkey.
Making Watson stay out there and take a beating. LOVE IT.
The money is guaranteed so…..
To be fair, Watson likes staying around late for a good beat off.
Wow. Richardson’s 60 yarder was beautiful
Deejay looked thick enough on the tube that I want to give him bonus points for getting a fat man TE
TD.
Fuck!
So basically, for the sixth year, Kyler Murray shows that he’s a great quarterback when you give him a big lead, a running game, and an elite defense.
Just like me.
Hey, that’s my fantasy football QB you’re talking about, and Yahoo gave me an A- for drafting him!
(Yahoo drafted him; I couldn’t make the draft)
NEW RULE – helmet comes off on its own twice? You have to play rest of the game without one.
Hell yeah
Oh no! HAHAHAHAHA
https://twitter.com/NFLonCBS/status/1832917941802701017
Got that 2.1 YPA all the way up to 3.3!! SUCK IT, critics!!!1111
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Florida hasn’t been this happy to see commies lose since 1992
Two interceptions? Huh, it doesn’t seem fair that Deshawn Watson was forced to do something he didn’t want to do.
Brabo
Hi, I haven’t watched any football today, but I’m reporting in that a guy on my flight boarded clutching a small ziploc baggie that contains shrimp and another small ziploc baggie inside the first that appears to contain cocktail sauce.
C’mon, meteor….
I really hope he pulls a plastic martini glass out of his bag and assembles that thing
SERIOUSLY JAYDEN FIX YOUR DAMN HELMET
I’m glad they took that TD off, the incentive to fit that thing needs to be there
Good News: The Cleveland Browns Super Bowl hype is ending in Week 1.
Bad News: The Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl hype lives on.
Good News: The Cowboys January Collapse gets a little funnier
If Cowboys fans are still getting their hopes up every year they have no one to blame but themselves. Besides, Dallas getting their buttocks walloped in the wild card game is a really fun tradition
It gets funnier every year.
Oh good, the game is going longer.
National broadcasts fucking suck.
What the hell
Nix keeping his TD/INT ratio above zero!
Comparison to Elway in 83 is bold
Well Bo is technically also a QB. Allegedly.
Oh no, no, Bo
There it is! Finally, a Nix Pick!
Nix Pix, maybe he can get a Pixy Stix endorsement!
Dammit, I can’t believe I didn’t call it that.
Now we need a Nix Pick Six!
NIX SIX
Perfect. Because it’s a homophone and synonym for “Nicks six”
“Foles is way bigger than six…”
Everyone in Philly
One game is hardly a valid sample for anyone besides Nate Silver, but a defence-oriented, run-first Seahawks team I can get behind.
I stand by this statement. (Watches interception)
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He’s getting a little male pattern baldness going on there, I hope the nanobubbles don’t originate from his follicles
gotta call lebron pretty soon
DONT call carlos boozer
Oh wow, he should just go ahead and get that tattooed on
That’s not a tattoo?
There are alternatives?
Elon has the GOAT hair replacement
Being so divorced that no one even looks at his head?
Yes. But he also looked like Clint Howard when he was like 19
Damn, Ciara let him go out in public like that?
Actually, Brian Urlacher seems to be the man to call. Dude was balding in high school and took the stage at the Hall of Fame looking like a G
There are billboards in Chicago featuring HAIRLACHER
POONA HIVE!
come on watson, i thought you released your balls quicker than that
Yeah, but I don’t think his center is going to do THAT for him.
I wonder how many people are gonna go pick up players from the Buccs only to be disappointed when they have to play against a defense?
I’d pick up Evans, but it turns out every team I’m playing this week is fucking me with him already.
RIP Ferguson