Miami-FL (-16.5) at South Florida (7:00, ESPN)
The Bulls get talked up here because of how they mudded up Roll Damn Tide two years running – but methinks that’s just a weird/random matchup issue. Cam Ward hype train rolls on..
Northwestern (+10.5) at Washington (7:00, FS1)
I have no idea why I am fascinated by this one. Oh yeah, it’s the U-Dub cheerleader pic. But this is too many points, especially hung over after losing the Apple Cup.
Cal (+2.5) at Florida State (7:00, ESPN2)
Imagine if the Golden Shower Bears open their ACC phase with a win at Doak Campbell. It won’t happen, but FUCK ME, it would be funny.
Tennessee (-7) at Oklahoma (7:30, ABC)
OK, the Vols have looked legit. But the best team they’ve shellacked is…NC Fucking State. Caveat the fuck emptor, full tuddy faves in Norman.
Michigan State (+6.5) at Boston College (8:00, ACCN)
Night time version of moneyline ambrosia – I am all over Sparty Party to win outright. JV Iggles will be believing their own bullshit a bit. Jonathan Smith teams always stop the run.
Unded Bill Snyders (-6.5) at Original Recipe Big Love (10:30, ESPN)
Late night in Provo makes FOAR strange Tweaker bedfellows, but fuck it – the cultists will be loud and enthusiastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAdexmOC4io&list=PLFi9V6EFsFInH1_Q86JxepTUe_d19SqxG&index=3
Guess I’m just racking up the electric bill meself tonight. I’ll still go smoke outside.
KSU on the Nathan Peterman Scale with two pick-sixes in the third quarter.
31-6 Big Love
Four touchdowns for Joseph Smith in less than four minutes.
Seatgeek is sponsoring the Big 12 (16) Championship Game…
An after-market ticket seller sponsoring a game with national championship implications?
Big Love has absolutely taken the hooked side of a crowbar to KSU’s shoulder blade. 24-6 all of a sudden.
Oh, please overturn this call.
You gotta be shitting me…
Baylor/Colorado has gone Full Plaid Bananacakes.
It’s got NOTHING on K-State/Big Love’s back-and-forth contest, featuring two ties, and three lead changes at….
6-3
2:10 2nd
Good point. They’re kicks count for three points. Team Ego’s only counted for one.
SUDDEN CHANGE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kKXvDaJIzQ
Great, Cousinfuckers get to play at a very talented, very pissed off Okie State next. In Stillwater.
Thanks to Zymm for recommending The Stranger Times. I loved it!
I’m gonna read the next one!
As cursed as WVU is (and we certainly are), Kansas State has somehow lost nine straight bowl games, and their men’s hoops are sitting at an eight-game losing streak in the Elite Eight of the NCAA Tourney.
Who or what demi-god did that school piss off to warrant that?
I’m wearing silk pajamas this evening.
Spider silk stolen from Jim Tomusla’s stash…
This implies you’re wearing pants. Heathen.
Guten abend und stuff
Wie gehts und guten abend mein freund.
Sportsball games are abyssmal quality, boss man.
Bowling Green, confirmed frisky.
If not the site of a massacre
I’ve seen 4 commercials today about prop 33 and I already hate both sides
Only 4? Lucky you. They’re hitting San Diego hard
Out of maybe 15 commercials total, so quite a few percentagewise
Percentage-wise, that’s probably where I am too. I just don’t have anything else going on to take me away from the sweet, sweet glow of tv
That’s the one I was looking for!
That exactly describes me and all political ads.
Here I am in a universe that is getting fucking New Hampshire political ads. I’ll never doubt Franz Kafka’s worldview ever again.
More turnovers in Vols/Sooners than Andy Reid’s second breakfast.
Baylor v. Colorado. If ever a game called out for a meteor….
Hartford Athletic defeats Oakland…Somethingorother 2-0 in hot USL Lesser Footy action! It’s a banner day for sports in Connecticut!
#1 Canadian Hartford Athletic supporter over here
I am aware of your prominent Athletic flag display, and it is much appreciated.
I had my ‘Take The Hill’ shirt on at the gym the other day.
Won 2 nil on the road last night. Was weird sitting with 2 of the players in the pub as they are injured. Cavalry are so short handed due to injury right now they had 4 guys on the bench and started a 17 year old! Got the W though.
Go to the 3rd minute in this video for a golazo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yecfhehwuAM
The Lesser Whale??
Fightin’ Horatios, Gridiron Division up 17-0 at the half in a game that only be described as a Bleerghkakke.
Finally got Vassar on the schedule?
Homecoming.
Managed to get wifey and younger skull fracture boy out for a swim this evening. The amount of cajoling it involved? Tons. And it was worth it.
You ever heard of chlorine? They’re doing wonderful things with it these days.
The frogs in our lake were already gay dating back to 1981. That’s why I came in third place in that year’s science expo.
Your lake ain’t frozen over yet???
I got the boy for the evening. Thinking about pushing bowling.
Doubt I’ll be so lucky.
I had a nap yesterday and a good sleep last night, but one more beer and it might be nap time again. This time in my awesome hammock chair!
Purchased in the hammock district?
You know it!
Watching FSU-Cal and Acho just said the ‘Noles were matriculating the ball down the field!
/Too bad it was for the wrong team as I am rooting for Bears
But wait, Cal with the sudden change pickerception!
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Hangover nap was a great success. May try this stuff called “red wine” that I am hearing so much about.
Ooh, I’ve heard about that, supposed to be mad good! Do report back
This one is from a faraway land called “Australia”. I think that they are on to something.
Breaking News: A drunken person with an empty bottle of red wine was caught chasing Donald Trump down the Hole 15 Fairway at Mar-A-Lago threatening to, and I quote, “Give you the spankin’ your daddy should’ve gave you a long time ago!”
“Meh, I’m going to let this one play out. What’s the worst that could happen?”
-WCS, exercising his superior judgement
Turned out it was one of his secret service agents