Welcome back folks and folkesses! This game may not be very many people’s cup of tea but we were gifted a 5 game late slate and two games on Monday night so the universe is just righting itself again. These Giants and Cowboys-I don’t think they’ve ever both been good at the same time for any extended period of time? NY was horrible in the 60’s and 70’s and then when the Parcells era came along Dallas was in their post-Staubach phase. Then when Jimmy Johnson came around the Giants were handed off to Ray Handey. I guess there was a period when Romo and Eli co-existed-that was fun. Ah well.
Notes:
Foot In Mouth Disease?:
I think that’s what Deshaun Watson might have. Commenting about designed runs he ventured-“I’m not a running back”. Well, listen, when you’re playing as badly as you are somebody should be advising you to say you’re all about the team and you’ll do anything to win. Thing is, he leads the team in yards per carry and actually has more total yards after contact than Jerome Ford on far less carries.
Back In The Folds:
That would be one KHunt. He’s been elevated from the practice squad to the 53 man roster. It was a long six years but we’re all aware of Andy’s philosophy when it comes to players, “The devil you know”.
To The Game!
Cowboys/Giants:
-not looking forward to this-it ain’t pretty
-Dak is 12-2 vs the Giants
-Dallas has won six straight and is 13-1 in their last 14 vs this squadoo.
-Lamb only has 13 grabs so far but Deonte Banks isn’t a #1 cornerback but he plays one on the Giants defense. I was hoping that Adoree Jackson could catch time in a bottle and help to bottle him but he’s a scratch this evening.
-Dallas has trouble running the ball-I guess that’s what naturally occurs when you go “All In” with a Zeke/Rico backfield.
-Dimes has gone two (2!) whole games without tossing a pick.
-The Giants D hasn’t sacked a Dallas QB since December 19, 2021.
-89-17 was the combined score between these teams last year.
-Singletary will rush for a TD and fumble the ball for the third straight game because that’s what he does.
Have a good time out there. I won’t.
if that is taunting then brett favre’s dick is the size of idaho
There are fans, diehard fans and then there’s this guy.
there are quite a few long-time A’s fans that got totally screwed over by the move, it sucks
Reporter: “And?”
Dude: “And? There is no ‘And’. I just like holding up signs and getting attention.”
Will this take away the joy of watching Moneyball?
Oh shit, Parsons ded?
no, just parts of his temporal lobe. he’ll be fine
“Damn back ailments.” Miami Dolphins Medical
Here’s a needle for your chest! – Dr. Chao
Daboll tries to come off as a strict disiplinarian that pays attention to details but the offense makes dumb mental mistakes twice a quarter.
Nothing like sitting back, cracking a cold one, and paying an IRS bill.
Write SOVEREIGN CITIZEN on a scrap of notebook paper, in your own excrement. They really enjoy jokes like that.
In the memo of the check, put “JFK lives. I have proof.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGfLFmlU8zo
The Factory of Sadness needs to reopen. Mike said he quit after the Cavs won the NBA title, and Hashtag Pauls went 0’fer.
Yuck, that’s never fun
Interest and fees: my mortal enemies. We meet again.
THE CONSTITUSHN NEVER SAYS THAT WE HAVA PAY TAXES!
TAXATION IS THEFT!
From the mind of Francis Ford Coppola: Flagopolis
the DERP hardly seems sufficient to make it past HT
Yeah, nothing really embarrassing has happened, this is pretty pedestrian, more mediocre than truly derpy
-run on first down
-run on first down
-run on first down
-run on first down
-run on first down
-Daboll, looking at his play-call sheet for what to do on first down
(appear visibly confused)
is another option
good: he know cowboys had a weakness against a star running back last week
bad: barkley plays for the iggles now
good ol’ rock, nuthin’ beats rock!
BLEEEERGH pregame meeting
with mayor eric adams now out of the way there is nothing stopping jerrah from buying officials at his leisure
This game I call it visiting abuela ‘cause its ¡castigo! Zyhen ice cream.
Dubble J didn’t write a check, he Venmo’d that money right into the ref’s accounts.
When in doubt, call ShieldAssist! ™
WHAT! no flags on Dallas.
BLEEEERGH is feasting!
Which do you think satiates BLEERGH more; bad penalties or declined penalties?
Picked up penalties. Full BLEERGH flavoUr, no BLEERGH caloUries.
Al Michaels with the Moose Johnson reference-he retired 25 years ago.
Cooks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8
Gee…giving the Ball to best offensive player seems to be working for Dallas
The Itty Bitty Dallas running back is the current best running back for Dallas
If I’m not mistaken, if Brady were announcing this game as an owner of the Raiders he’d not be able to criticize the refs for that wrong facemask call.
Seems like there should be something in broadcasting contracts that says they don’t have to pay commentators who can’t actually legally commentate on stuff
HOLY FUCK WE GET IT CEEDEE LAMB ACTED LIKE AN ASSHOLE! GOOD CHRIST PUT THE KNEEPADS AWAY
can they talk next about Double Js bastard army?
In other news, water: wet, sky: blue. Weather and traffic on the sevens.
I say again, for the 2nd week now, How do you fuck up a kickoff?
Oh HAI Bluebunny! You again!
“15 yard Face Mask penalty on TE Bellinger”
-Ref, that saw Bellinger being face masked
Mystery facemask call. Jesus the refs suck ass.
why in gods name would somebody bet money on this
I read an article this week about how AI bots basically ensure that you CAN’T win moneys, either in poker rooms or sportsbook (in latter, it learns what you like to bet and starts screwing with your lines).
Are they talking about poker playing bots? Because the nice thing about poker is you aren’t playing against the house and it would be hella fucked up and I’m guessing a lawsuit waiting to happen if the house put in shill players, but I don’t know what protections they have against external bot players
yeah the poker room bots were the focus of the big Bloomberg article, our Russian palz again (mostly)
lol hilarious BLEERGH with that face mask
jerrah’s check cleared pre-game
Subway dropped the prices of its subs.
Now diarrhea is cheaper
https://ibb.co/W6qR5Rd
I think diarrhea has been Jared’s go to defense mechanism since he was locked up
Didn’t he get dead?
Do you reckon this is Zeke’s last year?
nah, he’ll get another year to waste a roster spot.
almost three hour drive this morning to DC in the driving rain. there should be a special torture invented for assholes who drive in the rain like it’s a sunny afternoon. Maybe I can be that torturer.
I had a rule when I worked in DC (lived in NoVa) – if rain in the forecast, go home by 3 or stay until 7:30.
Yeah, I was thinking about not going, but i was up at 530 and didn’t want to go back to sleep. Bad choice.
I’ve been up since 3:00a. BROTHER!
/did go to bed at 7p last night at least
“Black Nabers? Not while I’m president of Purgatory’s HOA!”
-Jerry Richardson, desiccated corpse
I mean, c’mon. You’d NEVAR expect Dimebag Ha’penny to throw to THAT guy!
yea, leave THAT guy super wide open
I’m going to a place that is a steakhouse (like a westerny casual one; not a fancy one) but their chicken fried steak is their shit, the claim.
IS CHICKEN FRIED STEAK A
SANDWICHSTEAK?As much as Swiss steak and cube steak is.
I used to hate cube steak, then in high school I loved it.
/this is the only time cube steak has come up in conversation in 30 years
Ok, I will bite, what the hell is cube steak?
met life stadium “grass” is the most gray-ass green ever
Because killer robots have the capacity to be The Green.
Looking forward to another Lamb meltdown
Inshallah
Am rooting for him to lead a munity
Malik so humble with Diamond and platinum grill. I give it 2 years before he demands a trade.
fanatics sucks, thankfully there are options…for now. these dudes brought back the old 90s logo athletic diamond hats
https://www.47brand.com/collections/pavilion-collection
gettin the avs one for hukkey szn
You sound like Marvin Harrison Jr.
SR.
jr would not know how to look dope in these like his old man probably did back in the day
just noticed haven’t seen any political ads on the Prime stream.
Eh, they already decided who won anyway.
This is why you should NEVAR drug test overnight stockers.
Just get them off shift so they can be home in time for my rush hour commute.
Micah looking into sneaking on a Greyhound bus to Landover.
Need me some Dak but hold the lamb.
I would say the Giants DO have a slim chance here, and I’ll be rooting for them because Cowpoker fan reaction would be too funny. If the Vertically Enhanced win this, I really want one of our resident Cowpeople supporters to do a Reacts Reasonably post
“Giant D? Don’t bother me for the next 3 hours!”
-D Favre, from behind her locked bedroom door
Speaking of, has anyone ever dated someone right after they broke up with a micropenis dude? That has to be, like, the most life-affirming feeling a man can have
in light of recent news he should be able to finish himself off quickly.
I am starting BOTH Singletary AND the Cowperson D/ST. How is Hippo above the relegation zone?
/did lose by 80+ last week
//how come if Ballsy likes eating ass so much, he ain’t a Cowpersons supporter? HUH???
Does it help that my best friend is a Cowboys fan?
MAYBE!!!
“I’m starting Dimes in Freezer Vodka because life is meaningless-and my fantasy team sucks.”
A. Camus, probably
https://x.com/BayNews9Jeff/status/1839385288801718386
It’s fucking America. Quit trying to lock people down.
Can Danny Dimes end my suffering a finish off the Cowboys tonight? Am not that lucky…..
Evening Folks
I’m just here to see the Jints. God these edibles are da bomb.
That’s not funny. I mean, it’s funny but it’s not funny.
this has a thursday night 13-10 finish written all over it
Could this be the fabled 6-4 F/OT game that Nostradamus had foretold?
Me entering the Clubhouse and seeing who’s playing tonight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkJehlr1tEw
Footage of tonight’s game (artist’s conception)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl4s1D4MGH8
Related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Dc3t0YAw0