As I write this the Jets are losing and Qaron is all shook up. Life’s been good to me so far this Sunday!
To The Games!
Ravens/Bengals:
Here’s a stunner-Henry leads the league in rushing after four weeks. If he can avoid injury I don’t see him relinquishing the lead the rest of the way. It looks as though Baltimore has abandoned the tight end spot as far as the offense is concerned-Andrews has no catches the past two weeks and Likely has just 56 yards receiving in the last three games. From famine to feast-wr Chase is only the 5th player to reach 4,00 yards and 30 TD’s in his first 50 games.
Colts/Jax:
Richardson was in pads late in the week but he’s listed as doubtful. More Flacco means more opportunities for both Pittman and Downs who each scored a TD last week. Progress! Trey Sermon is your Indy rb and that’s a long way down from Taylor. Lawrence has enough of his own problems, he doesn’t need his skill guys dropping over 12% of his passes.
Fins/Pats:
You thought it was impossible but Huntley threw for less than 100 yards last week. Tyreek has never scored a TD in a game that Tua has not started. Mostert has been removed from the injury report so that Miami backfield situation is all kinds of muddled. Rhamondre has dipped quite a bit from his two 100 yard outings to start the season-all the way down to 33 yards total. With qb play being so bad, he’s seeing a ton of heavy man fronts.
Browns/Commies:
Watson can look across the field and see what he once was. If he’s ever going to regain form it should be against this 30th ranked secondary. Amari is feeling the pain as well, he’s got a 43% catch rate-he’s got be frustrated. The Commies backfield is up in the air what with Robinson’s status, Ekeler concussed and the slight emergence of McNichols.
Bills/Texans:
Beware Flying Balls! Also, Beware Revenge Game Narrative! (we seem to have one every week) Just curious, why do you sign Curtis Samuel and not play him? He’s participated in just 30% of all offensive snaps so far. With Shakir out look for Kinkaid to be involved more. Wait! A relevant tight end-what does that look like?
Panthers/Bears:
Old Man Dalton has actually given Carolina some life. Both Diontae and rook Xavier Legette have TD’s to their name now. Chicago’s pass D has been fairly stalwart so far this season so maybe the optimism comes to a grinding halt like it does everywhere all the time. I guess that just means more work for Chuba. He’s up for it, having crossed the 100 yard mark in his last two games. Swift temporarily stalled the Roschon Replacement Talk but for how long?
Enjoy.
Huh, the injury prone draft pick got hurt? Who would’ve seen that coming?!
You’re gonna have to be more specific
Their GM?
Bless you, BLEERGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oruSVsd2Rss
Wacky!
Looked better than a lot of the recent movies.
Indeed
I saw a Cardinals-Saints game in the Sun Bowl in October and it was 105°. I got sunburned, and I’m brownish.
Fuck the Cards. Fuck the Bidwills.
Have we hit Maximum #ThePauls?
No. DeShaun is still walking.
But not all that well!
Fox Technology Center yeah!
I won’t lie. For a microsecond I was hoping for a Sum of All Fears situation.
“Daniels hasn’t been 80% efficient today but he’s been good”
fuck you, announcer
Commies TD-Jesus Christ. Daniels is that good.
Thank Christ he was drafted after Snyder left. He’d be fucking dead by now.
Snyder and David Tepper are proof positive that karma exists.
Considering how much Snyder made from selling the team, I’m confident that karma is still a myth, at best.
Well, without Snyder around, there was no one to give off those negative ways, man.
waves, not ways, arrrrghhhhh
Interesting strategy not to cover Chase.
Remember in his rookie training camp when he said that he was having trouble catching the NFL ball? I laughed and picked him up dirt cheap in Math Hard (which is an auction league)
Burrow burns Baltimore deep.
keep forgetting the bears STILL have another draft pick coming from the panthers (2nd)
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahah, deep breath, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
All aboard Air Dalton because he has no choice.
Tough first QRT for Scott Hanson today. I suspect they switched to decaf at RZ Hq.
hes suffering withdrawal shakes with the first bye week and first morning game
Okay, who covered LAMAR! with lube?
Was there a Diddy party last night?
Tommy Tremble leads Carolina in receiving with 7 yards.
Stop making up names on the spot.
I thought we agreed: no Parkinsons jokes.
Banannacakes at Indy.
Yeah, he finished all over a flattened Flacco.
Sounds like a Pornhub search term.
Am I mad for starting Geno over Caleb? Maybe, but I’d be madder if I started Rodgers!
I started Touch of Downs instead of Stroud. I thought Darnold would do better against the Jets.
Not looking great for Black Panthers March on Chi****
SAFETY DANCE!
Huuuuuuuuuuntleeeey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m26Fy2oTm1c&pp=ygUVZnV0dXJhbWEgc2FmZXR5IGRhbmNl
I wanted Jayden Daniels so bad in Math Hard but did I properly allocate my moneys? I did not.
Gervon Dexter is a goddamn rampaging beast!
Stop making up names on the spot.
I think that Panthers ball carrier is dead. Or at least concussed.
Does his name rhyme with Tuba?
The way he dropped the ball when hit, I swear he was unconscious before he hit the ground.
You’ll never believe this, but Joe Burrow was just sacked again.
I miss making gif macros.
GOODSon
Austin Seibert REVENGE Game!
Why do they keep showing the Fins on RedZone? Is it their Make-A-Wish day?
pick 6s still count
Lot of good parabolic mic swearing in this Bears v Panthers game.
TARGET
Update:
Damn. Agalor had a worse landing than if he was on a Boeing.
/updating The Marathon Man
Dentist: “Is it safe?”
Hoffman: “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Dentist: [turns up volume on Fins/Pats game]
Hoffman: “IT’S SAFE. IT’S SO SAFE. IT’S REALLY SAFE!”
That CBS prime time lineup is something, alright.
“If you’re old but can’t stand Fox, ask your doctor if CBS programming is right for you.”
H-Town? H-Town?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWiwYApseDk&pp=ygURb3Rpc2J1cmcgc3VwZXJtYW4%3D
Stroud is one cooooolllll motherfucker!
You talking bout Stroud!
and Hippo can DIG it!
That was pretty
Holy fucking shit.
SKOL?
After Q1, y’all played as bad as humanly possible. But still won. Sign of a potentially great team? MAYBE
CLANG!
In the last 2 weeks, my 10mo old idiot puppy, has broken a toe on a front paw and now has an 1″ long tear in the webbing between two toes on a back paw.
5 brain cells just rattling around up there like an empty spray paint can. No impulse control, no self preservation. Just pure chaos.
Our younger dog Molly is just the same-cannot think straight if she thinks in her pellet brain that there is food to be had. I kick her out of the kitchen all the time and send her to her kennel. The kennel is across from the kitchen so she just stares at you until you go somewhere else.
knew it had to be another injury for the fins to make Red Zone
As predicted earlier, Mrs. Cola is taking it to me in FF. I asked if I could put on leather and she said this beating was enough. Booooo
litre_cola (artists conception)
https://imgur.com/l1KFQv0
Just remember to ICE UP SON, after
What the fuck happened to Balmur?
He went with Aegron to the hills of Westmuth to seek the FUCJINF THROW IT TO MARK SNDREWS GIDAMMIT
RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Wow. What a pass by Daniels. Commies!
Okay. This one was not that good
Chicago? Offense? WHAT IS THIS DEMONRY?!
So I knew pointing was rude, but I didn’t know it was too violent for the NFL
Welp, looks like the 14-year-old Old English Sheepdog my mother adopted, (and I financed), after a friend of ours passed away three years ago has reached the end of her path. Making plans to juggle jury selection and “putting a dog down” this week, which should make for an interesting motion to continue.
Always a difficult time. You’ve heard the bit about being with them as the pass right. That makes it all the more painful for you, but I understand it and will always do that.
They… Damn do I hate auto correct.
Someone will be there. Definitely my Mom, me if I can get away from Court, my brother is on stand-by.
We don’t send dogs off alone.
Don’t pass the barrier. the soil is not good
Make sure the judge and jury know of your compassion, integrity and AND being a dutiful son.
I have to wait all day to see my Cowpokes get their heads kicked in. Gonna be a long day.
Picks today
Ravens -2.5
Bills/Texans – over 47.5
Seattle – 6.5
Vikings terrorize elderly loon in the small village of London.
watching some age of empires/age of mythology championships presented by redbull on top of a Spanish castle with the games today too
I believe at the time the Vikings were active it was known as “Londonium”.
/or maybe not, I just finished a King Arthur novel and want to sound smart
That was the Roman name, predates the Vikings by quite a bit
Yeah, this book (The Bright Sword) was very enjoyable but the author said he didn’t lose sleep over hewing too tightly to the facts (which is perfectly fair, given that it’s full of faeries and magic and all kinds of stuff).
Totally cool with that when people own it, good on him
6 minutes to revel in Heroic RedZone Muzak