Surprisingly, not a lot of action on the west coast for this window but we’ll be entertained nontheless.
To The Games!
Chargers/Broncos:
Dobbins got out of the gate strong with 266 yards in the first two games but has only accrued 76 in his last two outings. Does he have a nagging injury or are opposing defenses keying on him because the whole league knows what Harbaugh wants to do? Bo Nix is showing a great deal of progress lately, throwing for two scores and running for a third last week. Touted rookie rb Audric Estime has been activated for the first time but he’s listed as questionable. Do you figure Payton’s darling gets his feet wet today?
Steelers/Raiders:
Noll! Madden! This is a tremendous tussle…50 years ago. My fear is that Fields is going to make one mistake too many and get yanked in the next few weeks because Wilson is practicing on a regular basis now and if the latter is known for one thing (aside from being a loon) it’s not turning the ball over. On the other side Pierce is tired of giveaways so O’Connell is now under center, yeah, that’ll fix things. He best lean on the very talented Brock Bowers.
Lions/Cowboys:
If you managed to grab both Gibbs and Montgomery you’re the smartest rabbit in the den. The former has been top 15 every week and the latter has a scoring streak going back seven games. With Detroit having the 7th-best passing offense and Dallas being 2nd, expect the points to come in bunches. Goff now has 19 straight completions over two games-the record is 25. Them Cowboys need this game badly because they have the league’s toughest schedule over the next four weeks.
Falcons/Panthers:
Hear Ye. Hear Ye. Play all the Atlanta players you can. Cousins should have himself another helluva game and I hope he takes Mooney along for the ride once again. That Carolina D has given up 20 TD’s already and an average of 33 ppg. Poor Canales-on top of everything he’s missing six starters for this one.
Let’s go back, Jack. Do it again.
the lions have that “we are going to score 50 on these assholes” look to them
Flea Flicker down!
That’s Rikki’s Raiders!
How on earth have the Cowboys won 3 games this year? They don’t very good
You spelled “Broncos” wrong.
What? They have three wins? Can’t believe that
It was 3 in a row I think but don’t quite believe!
Truly baffling.
But also, they do very wrong!
I will give Lesser Harbs this much – he seems to have noticed how small Denver’s front seven is, and is sending wave after wave of TEs over the middle.
Such cromulent leadership!
None of these games are good right now.
wnba finals game 2 had my attention for the last 30-ish minutes
I’m enjoying watching the LolBoys do lulz and hoping for fantasy goodness
P*ts/Jaguras will be like passing a kidney stone. I CAN HARDLY WAIT!!
MANDATORY!!!!
Brian Anger?
What is this — NFL Emotions Exploration Month?
Jim here thinks “we needed a momentum swing”. Seems like he’s complaining about penalties in reverse.
No elaboration. I think this guy’s name is actually Tim.
Tom Brady telling a national audience that Jerry Jones is one of the “great owners in the game” is a pretty telling indication that he’s dyslexic, because that is not how you pronounce ‘war criminal’
Oh yeah! We’re on to “pouting Kyler”. Then the guy says the traveling is hard. Talks something about how west coast teams are having a hard time in college. So, why don’t the Cards leave earlier?
They did go out on Friday, says the host.
Why can’t everyone be more liek Trey McBride? And I mean White obvs.
Tom Brady isn’t bad on color, but he needs to speak a lot less. Dude tried to fill all the down time with words
Especially since one reckons he’s not much of a talker, by nature. Just be Kurt Warner, dude.
This will be an evergreen comment.
He didn’t speak enough his first week out and he’s been overcompensating since.
Finally got a sammich on a dutch crunch roll. Good, but doesn’t live up to the hype. I’ll stick to sourdough in future
I need a really good breadery, within walking distance. I’d probably eat nothing else.
I miss dutch crunch so much. Well, I generally miss lunch time in Berkeley. We were poor grad students but lunched like kings. Damn hell ass kings!
I should get one for lunch tomorrow. There’s a place downtown, and no one is in downtown!
Who wins? I win!
Cmon Fields, channel your inner Grossman!
3rd and 28? MUCH MOAR.NFL.BLITZ!
3rd and 23? NFL BLITZ!
Calvin Austin is still in the League. HOW???
The Fields slide looked like a death drop
Seven yards forward, five yard penalty, incomplete, holding, incomplete, 27-yard completion nullified by holding penalty six yards away from the play, false start, incomplete, organism, sleep.
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Entirety of Arthur Smith’s playbook
3rd and 28…
I will never not be entertained by “Dicker the Kicker”
He should put on weight and become Dicker the Thiccer Kicker
yeah, I really miss Thicc Punter
he needs a holder named Nicky Pouci
I game with nothing but FGs would be called a THICCAKKE
/shows self out
20-play, 9-minute FG drive. So Lesser Harbs.
First three callers into the post-game show are terrible. Randos spouting off. Last dude, I’m pretty sure, his family doesn’t talk to him anymore so this call from the payphone at the VFW is his socializing this week.
4th caller here said they’re no good. Now the hosts are pushing back. This is a ROLLER COASTER!
On that note, the State Fair is in town.
I always wanted to see a carnie spontaneously burst into flames.
I came this close to dropping Kimani Vidal this week.
This is why one ALWAYS must vote with Hippo to preserve 20-man rosters.
Madness. Inanity. Lunacy. Straight up sicko shit.
I asked for 24 one year, and I was being serious. They wouldn’t even call the vote.
Shocking
coo-coo-kachoo, Bijan Robinson…
there are a nation of cowboys haters, and dak is an even greater gift to us than romo ever was
Now, now, don’t sell Romo’s backbreaking fourth quarter interceptions short!
and that dropped extra point hold…MY GOD, I laughed so hard I feared I would die.
Question for those of you who use Streameast. Do you need a VPN to start watching?
I ask because just clicking on the link doesn’t seem to work these days. . .
HAMCEPTION
Canned style.
maybe too much water was added?
YAAAAGHHHH. HERE WE GO!
I’m gonna let Rescue: Hi-Surf save up so I can binge it on my next flight to Hawaii.
It looks exciting. So I’d appreciate if everyone wouldn’t drop anything that may be a spoiler for me.
Thanks.
It’s a show about rescuing people in high surf?
Woah. Spoiler alert!!
but liek, also HI for HAWAII. Such clever wordplay!
This is why CBS is #1 in CSI daytime shows!
Cause it’s set in Chicago?
Good afternoon! What game are we watching right now?Not exactly a murderer’s row of games
I’m too bored/disinterested to set up my tablet for the Sunday Ticket Donks feed. I mean, I might have to get out of my chair. Or at least stretch really hard.
Red Zone will show you what you need to see, and protect you from at least some amount of Nixie Dust
Yep. 3-game window, you really see almost every play anyway. 4 is the borderline number.
They might show a replay of Lesser Harbs shitting himself.
Should I preventatively take this Kisqali pill that actively delays cancer growth?
Because if I can delay it until after my heart dies…..
Najee should get extra points for the yards he drags defenders
His drag defenders should get double points.
What’s the stiff arm bonus become?
Dan Campbell the only guy in Dallas with his breath steaming today.
LOVE Monty’s “cowperson jubilee” dance!
meastly montgomery
He’s earned that nitrous he’s huffing on the bench there.
So the guys hosting the Cardinals post game show are getting the news Harbaugh is back. Of course they’re like first-naming all, “We’re so relieved to hear that about Jim.”
Then they’re like, “And you know he wouldn’t be back out there is things weren’t fine.”
I’m sorry but that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Harbs will be out there with shit pouring down both legs of his dockers, blood-shot eyes, “functioning” only on bath salts if it means the Chargers captains are confident they know their call for the coin toss.
Nice run Nix, but you don’t actually have to dive after you go out of bounds
lots and lots of effort, for minimal gains. I guess he tries, at least.
He’s just guessing most of the time too.
Like us Southerners say “Bless his heart”
The 90s Hornets Unis for Los Panteros, at least they will suck in style!
Won’t help their playoff hopes
Put in Charmslinger!!
Ciara needs a retirement fund. And I need the lols.
The Bears need a fourth rounder moar!
I like the image of Kyle Orton still being a died-in-orange Bears supporter until the day his brain bruise forgets about the Bears.
That pregame meal at Casa Bonita bit Harbs in the ass. One too many sopapillas.
Looks like they got him a clean par of khakis and he’s back in the sideline.
Does he have visible diaper line?
Not that I’ve seen, but I’ll keep an eye out.
I know what his face looks like when he’s not blowing out his colon.
I can’t image the grimace of Jim on the throne full of frijoles at altitude.
Oh man! I have the game on mute so I can listen to Cardinals Talk. Then I see old Tom Never-Been-Hit on my screen.
I may never turn on the volume again.
Nobody will admit. But Harbaugh ate a fish taco with a fork. That’s what.
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Even though it was a loss, still insanely pleased with Jayden Daniels. This is a team that pretty much everyone had as a 3 win team before the season and they’re in there holding their own with super bowl favorites
Wait until the headshots pile up.
Did Jim Harbaugh shit his pants?
I was thinking another “Lamar poopin” sitch, too.
“Illness” I’m going to assume you’re right
Lesser Harbs in the blue tent? I thought “Dr.” Chao was gone.
Dr David Chao — the worst doctor in the history of the profession and an absolute affront to what the AMA should stand for — is Jim’s personal doctor/teppanyaki chef.
Shoulda gone with my gut and benched wee Kyler, but congrats to the Yinzers since that means Fields is probably going to have 250 yds and 2 rushing TDs!
Yeah, should have gone with Goff instead, not that this helps now.
#FixNixPix
/Runs into the clubhouse *
Im here for the mandatory viewing.
//ignores the missed morning and early afternoon games
How you kids doing?
*slow walk
///has Redzone on now
Listening to Red Zone without watching is a pretty fun mental exercise. Managed to follow all the second halves while driving
https://ibb.co/fX7bYQf
That would be perfect if the guy on the left was Michael Jackson
heh.