This Train Keeps Rollin’-Your Afternoon NFL Slate of Games

Surprisingly, not a lot of action on the west coast for this window but we’ll be entertained nontheless.

To The Games!

Chargers/Broncos:

Dobbins got out of the gate strong with 266 yards in the first two games but has only accrued 76 in his last two outings. Does he have a nagging injury or are opposing defenses keying on him because the whole league knows what Harbaugh wants to do? Bo Nix is showing a great deal of progress lately, throwing for two scores and running for a third last week. Touted rookie rb Audric Estime has been activated for the first time but he’s listed as questionable. Do you figure Payton’s darling gets his feet wet today?

Steelers/Raiders:

Noll! Madden! This is a tremendous tussle…50 years ago. My fear is that Fields is going to make one mistake too many and get yanked in the next few weeks because Wilson is practicing on a regular basis now and if the latter is known for one thing (aside from being a loon) it’s not turning the ball over. On the other side Pierce is tired of giveaways so O’Connell is now under center, yeah, that’ll fix things. He best lean on the very talented Brock Bowers.

Lions/Cowboys:

If you managed to grab both Gibbs and Montgomery you’re the smartest rabbit in the den. The former has been top 15 every week and the latter has a scoring streak going back seven games. With Detroit having the 7th-best passing offense and Dallas being 2nd, expect the points to come in bunches. Goff now has 19 straight completions over two games-the record is 25. Them Cowboys need this game badly because they have the league’s toughest schedule over the next four weeks.

Falcons/Panthers:

Hear Ye. Hear Ye. Play all the Atlanta players you can. Cousins should have himself another helluva game and I hope he takes Mooney along for the ride once again. That Carolina D has given up 20 TD’s already and an average of 33 ppg. Poor Canales-on top of everything he’s missing six starters for this one.

Let’s go back, Jack. Do it again.

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fleshwound_NPG

the lions have that “we are going to score 50 on these assholes” look to them

Wakezilla

Flea Flicker down!

King Hippo

That’s Rikki’s Raiders!

Wakezilla

How on earth have the Cowboys won 3 games this year? They don’t very good

King Hippo

You spelled “Broncos” wrong.

Mr. Ayo

What? They have three wins? Can’t believe that

Doktor Zymm

It was 3 in a row I think but don’t quite believe!

Horatio Cornblower

Truly baffling.

King Hippo

I will give Lesser Harbs this much – he seems to have noticed how small Denver’s front seven is, and is sending wave after wave of TEs over the middle.

Doktor Zymm

Such cromulent leadership!

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litre_cola

None of these games are good right now.

fleshwound_NPG

wnba finals game 2 had my attention for the last 30-ish minutes

Doktor Zymm

I’m enjoying watching the LolBoys do lulz and hoping for fantasy goodness

King Hippo

P*ts/Jaguras will be like passing a kidney stone. I CAN HARDLY WAIT!!

LemonJello

MANDATORY!!!!

blaxabbath

Brian Anger?

What is this — NFL Emotions Exploration Month?

blaxabbath

Jim here thinks “we needed a momentum swing”. Seems like he’s complaining about penalties in reverse.

No elaboration. I think this guy’s name is actually Tim.

Horatio Cornblower

Tom Brady telling a national audience that Jerry Jones is one of the “great owners in the game” is a pretty telling indication that he’s dyslexic, because that is not how you pronounce ‘war criminal’

blaxabbath

Oh yeah! We’re on to “pouting Kyler”. Then the guy says the traveling is hard. Talks something about how west coast teams are having a hard time in college. So, why don’t the Cards leave earlier?

They did go out on Friday, says the host.

King Hippo

Why can’t everyone be more liek Trey McBride? And I mean White obvs.

Wakezilla

Tom Brady isn’t bad on color, but he needs to speak a lot less. Dude tried to fill all the down time with words

King Hippo

Especially since one reckons he’s not much of a talker, by nature. Just be Kurt Warner, dude.

blaxabbath

This will be an evergreen comment.

Horatio Cornblower

He didn’t speak enough his first week out and he’s been overcompensating since.

Doktor Zymm

Finally got a sammich on a dutch crunch roll. Good, but doesn’t live up to the hype. I’ll stick to sourdough in future

King Hippo

I need a really good breadery, within walking distance. I’d probably eat nothing else.

Bogdanski

I miss dutch crunch so much. Well, I generally miss lunch time in Berkeley. We were poor grad students but lunched like kings. Damn hell ass kings!

Unsurprised

I should get one for lunch tomorrow. There’s a place downtown, and no one is in downtown!

Who wins? I win!

Doktor Zymm

Cmon Fields, channel your inner Grossman!

WCS

3rd and 28? MUCH MOAR.NFL.BLITZ!

WCS

3rd and 23? NFL BLITZ!

King Hippo

Calvin Austin is still in the League. HOW???

Doktor Zymm

The Fields slide looked like a death drop

WCS

Seven yards forward, five yard penalty, incomplete, holding, incomplete, 27-yard completion nullified by holding penalty six yards away from the play, false start, incomplete, organism, sleep.

Entirety of Arthur Smith’s playbook

King Hippo

3rd and 28…

Doktor Zymm

I will never not be entertained by “Dicker the Kicker”

Doktor Zymm

He should put on weight and become Dicker the Thiccer Kicker

King Hippo

yeah, I really miss Thicc Punter

Gatoraids

he needs a holder named Nicky Pouci

Unsurprised

I game with nothing but FGs would be called a THICCAKKE

/shows self out

King Hippo

20-play, 9-minute FG drive. So Lesser Harbs.

blaxabbath

First three callers into the post-game show are terrible. Randos spouting off. Last dude, I’m pretty sure, his family doesn’t talk to him anymore so this call from the payphone at the VFW is his socializing this week.

4th caller here said they’re no good. Now the hosts are pushing back. This is a ROLLER COASTER!

On that note, the State Fair is in town.

Unsurprised

I always wanted to see a carnie spontaneously burst into flames.

King Hippo

This is why one ALWAYS must vote with Hippo to preserve 20-man rosters.

Mr. Ayo

Madness. Inanity. Lunacy. Straight up sicko shit.

King Hippo

I asked for 24 one year, and I was being serious. They wouldn’t even call the vote.

Mr. Ayo

Shocking

King Hippo

coo-coo-kachoo, Bijan Robinson…

fleshwound_NPG

there are a nation of cowboys haters, and dak is an even greater gift to us than romo ever was

Doktor Zymm

Now, now, don’t sell Romo’s backbreaking fourth quarter interceptions short!

King Hippo

and that dropped extra point hold…MY GOD, I laughed so hard I feared I would die.

Wakezilla

Question for those of you who use Streameast. Do you need a VPN to start watching?

I ask because just clicking on the link doesn’t seem to work these days. . .

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blaxabbath

HAMCEPTION

Canned style.

King Hippo

maybe too much water was added?

King Hippo

YAAAAGHHHH. HERE WE GO!

blaxabbath

I’m gonna let Rescue: Hi-Surf save up so I can binge it on my next flight to Hawaii.

It looks exciting. So I’d appreciate if everyone wouldn’t drop anything that may be a spoiler for me.

Thanks.

Doktor Zymm

It’s a show about rescuing people in high surf?

Mr. Ayo

Woah. Spoiler alert!!

King Hippo

but liek, also HI for HAWAII. Such clever wordplay!

blaxabbath

This is why CBS is #1 in CSI daytime shows!

Game Time Decision

Cause it’s set in Chicago?

Wakezilla

Good afternoon! What game are we watching right now?Not exactly a murderer’s row of games

King Hippo

I’m too bored/disinterested to set up my tablet for the Sunday Ticket Donks feed. I mean, I might have to get out of my chair. Or at least stretch really hard.

Doktor Zymm

Red Zone will show you what you need to see, and protect you from at least some amount of Nixie Dust

King Hippo

Yep. 3-game window, you really see almost every play anyway. 4 is the borderline number.

Mr. Ayo

They might show a replay of Lesser Harbs shitting himself.

blaxabbath

Should I preventatively take this Kisqali pill that actively delays cancer growth?

Because if I can delay it until after my heart dies…..

Doktor Zymm

Najee should get extra points for the yards he drags defenders

blaxabbath

What’s the stiff arm bonus become?

blaxabbath

Dan Campbell the only guy in Dallas with his breath steaming today.

King Hippo

LOVE Monty’s “cowperson jubilee” dance!

fleshwound_NPG

meastly montgomery

blaxabbath

He’s earned that nitrous he’s huffing on the bench there.

blaxabbath

So the guys hosting the Cardinals post game show are getting the news Harbaugh is back. Of course they’re like first-naming all, “We’re so relieved to hear that about Jim.”

Then they’re like, “And you know he wouldn’t be back out there is things weren’t fine.”

I’m sorry but that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Harbs will be out there with shit pouring down both legs of his dockers, blood-shot eyes, “functioning” only on bath salts if it means the Chargers captains are confident they know their call for the coin toss.

Doktor Zymm

Nice run Nix, but you don’t actually have to dive after you go out of bounds

King Hippo

lots and lots of effort, for minimal gains. I guess he tries, at least.

blaxabbath

He’s just guessing most of the time too.

King Hippo

Like us Southerners say “Bless his heart”

Doktor Zymm

The 90s Hornets Unis for Los Panteros, at least they will suck in style!

Doktor Zymm

Won’t help their playoff hopes

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Mr. Ayo

Put in Charmslinger!!

Ciara needs a retirement fund. And I need the lols.

Col. Duke LaCross

The Bears need a fourth rounder moar!

blaxabbath

I like the image of Kyle Orton still being a died-in-orange Bears supporter until the day his brain bruise forgets about the Bears.

Col. Duke LaCross

That pregame meal at Casa Bonita bit Harbs in the ass. One too many sopapillas.

Mr. Ayo

Looks like they got him a clean par of khakis and he’s back in the sideline.

Doktor Zymm

Does he have visible diaper line?

Mr. Ayo

Not that I’ve seen, but I’ll keep an eye out.

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blaxabbath

I know what his face looks like when he’s not blowing out his colon.

I can’t image the grimace of Jim on the throne full of frijoles at altitude.

blaxabbath

Oh man! I have the game on mute so I can listen to Cardinals Talk. Then I see old Tom Never-Been-Hit on my screen.

I may never turn on the volume again.

Don T

Nobody will admit. But Harbaugh ate a fish taco with a fork. That’s what.

clint greasewood

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Doktor Zymm

Even though it was a loss, still insanely pleased with Jayden Daniels. This is a team that pretty much everyone had as a 3 win team before the season and they’re in there holding their own with super bowl favorites

blaxabbath

Wait until the headshots pile up.

clint greasewood

Did Jim Harbaugh shit his pants?

King Hippo

I was thinking another “Lamar poopin” sitch, too.

Mr. Ayo

“Illness” I’m going to assume you’re right

Mr. Ayo

Lesser Harbs in the blue tent? I thought “Dr.” Chao was gone.

blaxabbath

Dr David Chao — the worst doctor in the history of the profession and an absolute affront to what the AMA should stand for — is Jim’s personal doctor/teppanyaki chef.

Doktor Zymm

Shoulda gone with my gut and benched wee Kyler, but congrats to the Yinzers since that means Fields is probably going to have 250 yds and 2 rushing TDs!

Mr. Ayo

Yeah, should have gone with Goff instead, not that this helps now.

Mr. Ayo

#FixNixPix

Game Time Decision

/Runs into the clubhouse *
Im here for the mandatory viewing.
//ignores the missed morning and early afternoon games
How you kids doing?
*slow walk
///has Redzone on now

Doktor Zymm

Listening to Red Zone without watching is a pretty fun mental exercise. Managed to follow all the second halves while driving

Brick Meathook
Unsurprised

That would be perfect if the guy on the left was Michael Jackson

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