Welcome back one and all to another week of the professional football that is oriented around cities rather than educational institutions. (feel the need to make that distinction the last few years) Any team can go on a run, sure, but this about the time the wheat starts getting separated from the chaff as it were. Anyway, let’s look at some thingys.
Minutiae:
-Robert Saleh looked towards Mecca, er, Green Bay, and found salvation. He’s part of the coaching braintrust there now and must be feeling good. Yes, ownership there might still be MAGA idiots but they don’t have a say in the running of the team.
-Icarus Be Damned!: IR is now the limit for Skyy Moore.
-Almost Perfect: Goff is only the 4th qb to attain a passer rating of 140 or above in three straight games. The others? One is Qaron, the next is Roger Staubach and the last one to do it was Brenda Warner’s meal ticket. Remember when Goff was blitzed he would fall apart? Brian Flores went that route last week and Goff responded with 13 of 15 completed passes for 163 yards and a TD.
-Thumbs Down: Bryce Young is back in the saddle before he’s ready because Andy’s fractured. Stream that Denver D, fantasy peoples!
To The Game!
Vikes/Rams:
-Teams that play the Lions are 0-4 the week after. Good luck, Minny!
-Both Nacua and Kupp might be back but they may also be on pitch counts.
-There’s trade talk involving both these QB’s. What say they trade unis at the half and the whole nation can make a comparison?
-So if the Rams lose here do they become sellers at the trade deadline?
-Jefferson hasn’t been moving on up past the 100 yard receiving mark since week 2.
-Under McVay the Rams are an Andy-ish 6-2 on Thursday nights.
-Darnold, drafted in 2018 has only played one game in Cali as a pro. How is that possible?
Give me your best.
For some stupid reason I never checked if she had a twitter account, but she does! Subscribe, rate, and review!
https://twitter.com/AnnieAgar/status/1849502964005609800
A gold mine.
Sad their divorce as reached the bathroom graffiti stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6KbgnIZKHk
One final thought on the Peggers. Had a couple next to me that were fans and they were lamenting that despite being lossless this season, they still can’t sell out home games.
Pathetic. Ship that team to Hartford where they’ll be appreciated and the players won’t be paid in loonies while playing to echoes.
That’s extremely disappointing. I really had a hard on for the J-E-S-T to return; get the crap out of HOTlanta. I was sad when the original Jets left for Intergalactic Disgrace Gary Bettman’s Quixotic Adventure.
I understood why they left in 1996; what’s the excuse now?
No idea. With a 3-1 score in their advantage I was no longer interested in continuing our conversion. Likewise, once the KRAKEN was released and tied the game up they were no longer interested in conversing with me.
I’m currently writing a three-act opera based on the current state of my family about my father’s death.
Working Title: STOP FUCKING CRYING I GET IT, HE’S DEAD!
It’s traumatic. Give yourself some time to grieve.
My mother has already warned me she’s going to fall apart when my dad finally earns his wings, despite the fact that this will literally be a release instead of a loss due to his ALS. My sister is in denial and doesn’t want to even face the reality.
I’ll give you a first row ticked to my epic opera “I HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YOU SELF-ABSORBED ASSHOLES!”
But seriously, take care of you first. Don’t sacrifice your self-health for others; it doesn’t end well.
No offense but “climate Pledge Arena” is the gayest name for a venue since “The Los Angeles Ballpark at Arlington”
Stupid Amazon.
Also, what’s the Peggers ref budget? Those assholes were clearly paid off for this game.
I don’t even like the Vikings, but they got fucking jobbed there.
woulda lost anyway, but I could have used the JJ garbage points. Motherfuckers.
The post-Lions teams keep their losing streak!
My God these refs suck
That looks super uncomfortable on the neck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QDKLglEP5Y
LOOGIT LIL LOWRATIO
Am I supposed to look at Lowratio ? I thought everybody was supposed to look at their hands. So confused!
If you want to.
This Safety Dance is even more tricksy than the Hokey Pokey!
Holy shit, how is that not reviewable?
Right? Bad call is bad
Didn’t see nothin
Settle down, Ray
Simple Jack Safety!
Safety Dance!
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO!
Doo-doo doo-doo, YOU CAN DANCE
I haven’t been watching the game so I don’t know if they’ve showed it, but coastal L.A. is fogged-the-fuck-in heavy,
1-0 Cold Uruslas
Pity that.
I gotta get out there for a game.
Indeed
Boooo-urns
yeah, but they still show you LIBTARDS with their fossil fuel extraction!!
REAL TALK, Murrika – whatever you feed your dog? It’s fine. They’ll eat goddamned anything, and you’re the one putting up with the resulting gas.