To The Games!
Saints/Chargers:
Olave is back but the presence of Rattler puts a hard ceiling on his ability to produce. LA seems ok at 3-3 but there are cracks showing-they’ve been outscored 55-34 in the second half and have yet to score a TD in the 4th quarter in five straight games. Despite Harbaugh’s efforts, Herbert threw for over 300 yards last week.
Bills/Seahawks:
Josh has yet to throw an INT this year! Amari had 66 and a TD during his debut-it’s just that easy to upgrade your wr room if you want to. Wasn’t that what everyone was saying at the start of the year? I mean, Curtis Samuel, really? With rook Coleman being freed of the #1 cb expect more 125 yard games like last week. Metcalf has a sprained MCL so I doubt the staff will trot him out there this week.
Panthers/Broncos:
I do these things every week yet I was surprised to see that Denver is above .500. And they’ve beaten the Raiders, Saints and Bucs by an average of 19 points! Things are looking even better what with Carolina and confidence-less Bryce Young being served up on a platter.
Chiefs/Raiders:
K.C. will win this one of course but when does Patty course correct his tendency to throw pics? He’s got 8 so far to go with his piddly 6 TD’s. Thank god the refs are in the team’s back pocket. Kelce has yet to score-is he waiting for the stretch run?
Bears/Commies:
It’s been forever since a Chi/Wash. game was compelling or relevant but here we are. Both teams are doing great against the spread as well-the visitors today are 4-1-1 and the homers are 5-2. Caleb seems to be in the process of turning things around-in his most recent three wins he’s had 7 TD’s and only the 1 INT.
Watch and comment to your heart’s delight.
This will surprise you. BeerguyRob brought us to a brewery
2nd stop. Brewery
This Jayden kid may be pretty good.
The rest of the team is motivated too, glad they got that win
I just wish it wasn’t so close.
HEHEHE
Goddammit
Ok HOLY SHIT THAT COMMIES TD WAS AMAZEBALLS
He’s just like, ‘oh hey look the ball lol thanks’
That was fucking glorious!
man, the upcoming near-career ending injury on fed ex field in the playoffs for the washington qb is gonna be way worse than the last one for dc
Ladies an Gentlemens. No one remembers me, but I have returned.
Correct. And welcome back!
Don’t be silly, the Charge of the Light Brigade was the original military blunder, all of Europe remembers you!
Pickett’s Charge? Hell yeah I remember you, your Tom Brady “jeremiad” comment remains one of my favorite internet memories alongside WWTDD’s bit about how “if Kirsten Dunst and I were trapped in a car that got stuck in a snowbank and had to huddle together to survive the night, they would find me in the morning with icicles on my nose and a sneer on my face.”
I’m in here long enough to make one comment and it’s this:
About damn time, and welcome back.
If Fozz didn’t blow up earlier, seeing D.C. will do it
Delicious
Oh goddamnit, I clearly should have made more of an effort to watch the last bit of bears/commies
Oh well, it’ll get shown at the end of the TD montage
They’ll show it during the Sunday night football pregame show
Can’t imagine the look on Snyder’s face right now.
I don’t really want to think about him at all, but I do hope the team being cromulent ruins his life
I have no idea why I fired up the YouTubeTV on the tablet, but I did…
“This town is going crazy!!!”
Raljon Maryland, population 2
Not that important, but true!
YES YES YES
FUCKING YES
matt eberflus, everyone!
BEARISTOCRATS!!!!
Did someone in DC order Bananacakes?
Holy fucking Bearistocrats
I demand that the Bearistocrats issue a letter of apology for stealing this win.
You shut your jinxing whore mouth
if I knew I had this power, I would have saved it FOAR a week from Tuesday
Don’t take ‘fickle mistresses’ for $800, trust me on that
LOL
OR NOT HOLY FUCKING SHIT
MOTHERFUCKER!
Nice Kmetch
i love how the bears usually succeed by almost fucking up royally
nope, nothing almost about that
Hanson about to take the best piss of the week
Let’s try not to give the ball to an offensive lineman this time.
Sure, but fade out of bounds doesn’t seem like the answer either?
Please see my inquiry regarding Mr. Vigoda
Hooray, bailout flag!
Who is calling the plays for the Bears, Abe Vigoda?
caleb williams on the bears is like having prince with the sex pistols
I’m not pleased with how close this game is with the Bears
We’re gonna keep Washington out of the end zone, not have our rookie qb throw a pick, and still lose.
Not so fast!
The most Bears thing would be a safety and still lose 12-9
Aw man, the Chefs almost did a reverse raider
Bearistrocrats!
Maybe DON’T give it to an offensive lineman on the chance to take the lead here.
Fucking Eberflus
fire matt eberflus immediately for that
Thiccdown??
Aw, okay yeah knees, but also damn
Wat
Sorry but Bill Murray has no business playing pro football at his age
Hate to see it. Couldn’t happen to a nicer quartered back.
https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1850659296587227165
Fuck the Jets. Fuck their QB. Fuck their owner. Fuck New York.
if not for the superb owl win, he would have the funniest career ever
Jayden looks like his dick might hurt, too.
Oopsies!
A Raider Story
That’s Rikki’s Raiders!
Wait, did that Bear just smack a totally different Commie directly in front of the ref?
worse, defensive back tried to fight a big offensive lineman
Buddy’s had a few drinks today, give him some leeway.
Still haven’t seen TayTay.
Concerning.
swift just scored for chicago!
Why do I have a feeling this Bears-Commies game is going to end like 15-3?
Well that didn’t age well
Or should I say SWIFT change?!
/shows self out
having TWO weeks to prepare for a game, only to be shutout by what was one of the worst defenses, would be a fireable offense in most cases
fortunately for matt eberflus the chicago bears play in the mid-ass nfc
saved by a swiftie!
WTF. It would take me like 20 guesses to name who this is.
add a beard and thats the lovie smith statue that will be in both houston and chicago for killing a tank job and giving both cities franchise qbs somehow
Without the 3 on the jersey I would have assumed make a wish project
lol
Lawrence Fishburn played for the Heat?
Is that Teal’c from SG-1?
His wines are actually pretty good.
Andy Reid School of Clock Management?
Roseanne Barr school of Joke Management?
https://consequence.net/2024/10/bad-bunny-kamala-harris-kill-tony/
Roseanne’s hit percentage is still astronomical
Tony Hinchcliff sucks so fucking much
Deanne Favre School of **** Management?