16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 2)

Huzzah, we are back for another helping:

Arizona State (+8.5) at Unded Bill Snyders (7:00, ESPN)

Poor little Sparky, 7-2 and absolutely nobody is buying it.

Oregon (-14) at Wisconsin (7:30, NBC)

Another week, another super-extensive, prime-time turd for NBC.  On top of Notre Dame playing a schedule that would make a decent high school program blush..

Tennessee (+10) at Georgia (7:30, ABC)

Game of the Day by a far sight, and even this is a double digit line.  UGA is a dangerous, cornered animal – but they might just not be any damned good.

Kansas (+2.5) at Original Recipe Big Love (10:15, ESPN)

Damned shame there isn’t a flipping companion, otherwise I could make a case for staying up to watch this’un.

 

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Horatio Cornblower

My dog is watching me eat a spicy jambalaya as though I was going to give him any, because I was curious to see what this spicy concoction from hell would do to his digestive system.

litre_cola

While watching JV football I learn about all sorts of new disease and the pharma that will help with only mild psychotic side effects.

Brick Meathook

I feel a cold coming on, starting with a sore throat and congestion.

So tonight I’m going with OTC night-time cough syrup, pineapple juice, vodka, prescription opiate painkillers, and maybe some peach yogurt.

This should be a wild ride. Stay tuned.

Gumbygirl

I’ve been fighting one off for about three days now. For me, it’s been Dayquil, white wine, and 20 mg gummies.

litre_cola

I appreciate that hustle

WCS

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jjfozz
jjfozz

there is a Raising Cain’s near our house, we have been there twice. I woudl rather eat raw muskrat after it’s been on the side of the road in August.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, when it opened up out here, there was much rejoicing, and I fail to understand it.

WCS

Went to a new one back in the summer; I didn’t get anything after my buddy spent $14 on three mediocre looking chicken fingers and a biscuit without a drink.

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Gumbygirl

It’s kind of meh, especially that sauce they’re always bragging about. I like Popeye’s way more.

jjfozz

THIS BOURBON, I CALL IT NINA HARTLEY CAUSE IT’S GOING DOWN REALLY EASY

WCS

BAH GAWD KING THAT’S BOURBLE’S MUSIC

jjfozz

Yes, I’m committed to Lady Bourbon tonight. She’ll lead the dance, and I’ll follow. And throw up around 4 in the morning. I can’t resist.

SonOfSpam

Nina Hartley, having a big week on this site.

jjfozz

The gods on Olympus got together when they gifted her that ass. Seriously.

litre_cola

She did once complain of soreness in her profession.

Horatio Cornblower

So it’s an aged bourbon?

jjfozz

Put up the walls in the shed today. The middle Fozz Spawn helped, although his bitching broke the meter before he engaged. He was making cuts that would take me hours to make. Luckily, he still hates me.

Update on that fucking 3D printer: apparently the one we bought only uses special files, the kind that are impossible to find anywhere on the internet.

Those fucks better be ready to be on the receiving end of my wrath. Cause someone is going to lose a lot of blood.

Doktor Zymm

It would be poetic if you stabbed them with a knife you 3d printed on their machine, or maybe just a jagged piece of plastic from the housing

jjfozz

It’s fucking crazy. Why would you build a printer that didn’t accept the goddamn files that every other printer uses? Vengeance must be served, like a piping hot plate of homemade pasta.

jjfozz

“If that guy wasn’t a QB, he’d never get any action.” My middle son with an astute observation.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m sleepy

Mr. Ayo

Hi sleepy, I’m Mr. Ayo.

litre_cola

Better than being hungry.

Mr. Ayo

I’m that too, sadly. *fires up delivery apps*

ballsofsteelandfury

I love

Tennessee
Illinois
Temple
Syracuse

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Methinks you really love acrostic poems.

litre_cola

Cologne
Utrecht
Regina
Verona
Ypres

Are all sorts of good

Doktor Zymm

Bats
Are
The
Shit

WCS

Bama
Ohio State
Oregon
Boise State
Stanforf

Mr. Ayo

Purdue
UConn
Syracuse
Stanford
Yale

SonOfSpam

Hawaii
Army
Iowa
Rice
Youngstown St

Belmont
Arkansas
LSU
Louisiana Tech
South Carolina

Southern Miss
Michigan
Arizona
California
Kansas St
Indiana
New Mexico
Georgia Tech

Yankton
Ohio St
UCLA
Rutgers

Michigan St
Oklahoma
Mississippi
South Florida

Florida
Arizona St
Connecticut
Eastern Illinois

Horatio Cornblower

Shout out to the Salukis!

ballsofsteelandfury

Um, UGA is not a dangerous, cornered animal. They’re getting thrashed by Tennessee.

blaxabbath

Do you guys in CA get a ton of alerts when there is a storm possibly hitting and the electric company gives you regular updates on “red fla g warning in effect for leeward communities” about possible power shut offs?

I’m not complaining. But, having never witnessed a weather event before, can I get attention for this the way people do when like, there’s flooding “back home”? Can I keep checking my phone at dinner and be like, “I’m so sorry. I never do this. There’s just….there’s a red flag warning in Hawaii and I’m really keeping up on the alerts.” And then everyone needs to be like, “ooooh. oh. sad for you. can we help? oh wow.”

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes, we do.

Doktor Zymm

I don’t, but my particular town doesn’t seem to get red flag warnings. We are directly on top of the Hayward fault though, so if disaster does strike it’ll probably be completely warningless and in that case I don’t mind if you garner sympathy by talking about how worried you are for your imaginary internet friend who may have fallen into a fault

Horatio Cornblower

We’re getting them in Connecticut.

None of you are special.

Brick Meathook

I’m on the Golden State Platinum Plan where I receive a warning on my phone 12 hours before an earthquake.

blaxabbath

I’m taking the Mrs to a magic show at a ballroom in some hotel.

I’m bringing a gently used fleshlight for trade.

Gatoraids

magic word is Fidelio

Horatio Cornblower

Don’t take a cab there; they’ll know.

Senor Weaselo

If I say Lenore does that count?

litre_cola

Has she taken edibles?

ballsofsteelandfury
WCS

(dontclickatworkdontclickatworkdontclickatwork)

WCS

Baylor deserves to be reabsorbed back into the Earth’s crust, and it also can take Neal Brown with it.

Gatoraids

Embracing the feeling of being a loser and spoiler. GO GATORS

Redshirt

I can attest, its a good feeling dragging a team and its fanbase out of the playoffs and into the gutter with you.

Gatoraids

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Horatio Cornblower

Wow, this it like word-for-word how I proposed to Mrs. Horatio.