The Jets did a Jets thing and I’m such a happy puppy. It’s the little victories (in this case, losses) that count. Will a sullen and snarky Rodgers throw everyone under the bus at the post-game presser? God, I hope so.
-The Lions are that good and I’m glad they’ve got a loss out of the way.
-Once again, Tua gets so much shit but he sure handled the Raiders business.
-Hey! Shoutout to the Grey Cup, which is a thing up here that I’ve been ignoring.
To The Game!
Bengals/Chargers:
-The Bengals are sack-heavy-Hendrickson has eleven and no one on the team has more than two.
-Tee Higgins is well enough to play again after three week absence. Chase is the obvious guy for explosive plays but when Tee is healthy he’s no slouch, averaging nine targets per tilt.
-That Chargers D that took a bit of time to start rolling is ranked 6th overall but is rising. They have a +9 turnover differential. They’ll need some to counteract the Bengals firepower.
-It’ll be interesting to see what Chase Brown can do vs this sticky run D given that he’s a slippery guy himself that is gifted at finding seams.
Do you.
Toronto is wiping their ass with Winnipeg.
How does that affect the Leafs’ chances this year?
To his credit, Redshirt *did* try to warn everyone about this.
Welp, nothing to do but go outside and ponder what could’ve been
you must spendt a lot of time outside then.
Doesn’t feel like it’s still the first half
Oh my god, the Grey Cup is today!?!
We need to have a conversation about how poorly run and marketed the league has become
THIS BENGALS DEFENSE, I CALL OHIO BECAUSE JK DOBBINS JUST FLEW OVER THEM
Defense Coordinator Custer Last Stand
Fuck the;
Ravens
Steelers
harbaugh
refs
hot dog vendors
every Steeler fan in the history of the world
my life
I’m curious as to what the hot dog vendors did…
What that Charger just kept standing still and the defense didn’t notice him?
bengals with the “just bought flight tickets to cancun” defense
Cancun on 3?
I think the problem with the Bengals is their orange pants. It’s too much like the Browns, so they’re playing like them
Safe to say Hate won.
The Bengals defense can’t stop shit.
Sorry, I started them. It seems my choices as a Fantasy Football player have started to affect the actual teams, of course why *I* of all the millions of people who play FF am the one to have some influence on teams, I cannot say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhJg1finpyU
Gee, I wonder why some players might be upset with the Bengals defense
hey now many more offenses get to play against them
we do not tax the rich nearly enough anymore
spending a zillion dollars building the greatest basketball arena, for the fucking clippers
Sorry, we heard more tax breaks for the wealthy, so you got it!
You know how most TRepublicans seem to want to regress to the 50’s? Say sure, if we can have the same 91% tax rate on the wealthy and corporations that Ike set.
We can call it The Trump Tax
And the socialist GI Bill and interstate freeway project. Unless what they really mean is “a time when ‘those’ people knew to stay in their place”. How can we ever know?
was reading an article about the triumph of the Bills 2.1 + billion stadium that has 12k less seats than the existing one, and how we should celebrate public was only on hook for 550mil plus of it not counting how many other concessions probably were made
That play had a lot of emotions.
I can’t wait to go to sleep. If I go in an hour I could get 9 hours of sleep which should be magical.
Go the fuck to sleep
Deci has to go down first!
My review of strain Chem de la Chem – a bit harsh, but to be expected based on its potency. No real aftertaste. Very nice pleasant buzz, a little more paranoia than I have when sober, just mellow. Now I am stoned lvl 4and actually not worried about my shitty fantasy football team at all.
Sorry my dude!
Mainly my own fault for not setting my line up correctly. Maybe I was not in the right frame of mind when I set that lineup.
TFW Joey “Maga Douchebro” Bosa gets hurt, which leads to the 49’ers losing to the Seahawks:
“Nick” Bosa, not Joey. Derp.
6 of one, 88 of the other
Nice. I did nazi that one coming
Apropos of nothing, plasma cutters are awesome
I wish I had woodworking or metallurgy skills where maybe someone would find me trustworthy with a plasma cutter to not accidentally take my own fingers off.
Drinking game! Drink until you’re blind drunk and totally pissed off when Collinsworth sez
1. Flying around
2. There’s no question
3. The average fan wouldn’t understand…
“Here’s a guy…”
My liver respectfully declines to participate in its own destruction.
if only there was a way to go deaf drunk first
Oh that reminds me I need to pour alcohol in my ears.
In the referee’s defense, it must be hard to see those Powder Blue sleeves wrapped around a white jersey.
…or the referees forgot their flags and are embarrassed to say something?
This is Tua Tagovailoa’s brain.
This is Tua Tagovailoa’s brain on football.
Any questions?
You there in the back, go ahead.
Yes. Well, the reason he was able to beat the Raiders so casually is because they are a terrible football team with incredibly dim prospects for getting better at any time in the near future. Anyone else?
Tua sweetbreads look pretty tasty, I especially appreciate the chive garnish
Yeah, I shouldn’t have posted this while I’m hungry, now I’m feeling like some kind of cannibal.
Do you put ketchup on your Tua brains?
ew no, but maybe some Cholula
Someone should make a Count Cholula cereal and market it exclusively to Señor Weaselo.
Put Count Von Count on it and we’re fucking sold.
One box! Two boxes! Three! Three boxes! Ah ah ah.
Damn it, Burton.
..uh…okay then, BLEERGH. Checks in the mail.
She’s probably not, but I’m gonna pretend she’s part of Larry Hogan’s immediate family
No reason to be an “incel”. Go to Nevada and support an entrepreneur.
Indeed. The ‘involuntary’ part should be changed to ‘unwilling to explicitly pay for it or just stop being a shitheel’
Agreed. I’m also haven’t been fortunate enough to been intimate, but I don’t blame women for my circumstances and actions.
You live in Ohio, so you probably don’t want to sleep with any of those women anyway
Have I got a violin sonata or two for you!
/shameless plug
Or Amsterdam!
National hero
SHUT UP CRIS!
GENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This was the wrong week to start my thc tolerance break
Everyone is picking Bengals? Why?
Your team’s the cursed one, you tell us.
I don’t know. I feel like we need to score 40 and even that may not be enough.
In the old days I would have made a grumble grumble joke about “scoring” and “40” but…
It’s amazing how Belichick has turned out to be a pretty decent dude once he got away from Brady and the Pats
Wat
Have you watched him on the Manningcast?
He’s wearing Steelers colors!
Come on, Joe. Do it for Ohio State!
Joe Burrow Ohio State career highlights!
Mrs. Cola is pumped.
I like to tell myself that I’m dead inside and that I feel nothing, but I’d be lying if I didn’t admit I felt a twinge of satisfaction seeing that the Chiefs got beat today.
Did it move?
I figured that was the “twinge of satisfaction” he mentioned.
That Raiders handkerchief is pitching a tent that could cover an aircraft carrier.
Uh, no, this has very little to do with the Raiders.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1gtn8mv/highlight_tua_finds_an_open_jonnu_smith_for_the/
It’s Sunday night! You know what that means? It’s time to RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
LGR!
There are way too many Rangers jerseys here.
I for one would like Winnipeg to win Le Coupe Grey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db6QIx11vMA&pp=ygUSa2lsbGluZyBqb2tlIGxhdWdo
I have to say it’s been a fun day of football all day.
Let’s keep it going, Bengals!