What have we got here? Ah, it’s the old ‘mirror game’ (8-2 vs 2-8) and it’s a divisional tilt so anything can happen. [snorts] C’mon, we know how this ends. At one point the Steelers were 3-2 and then a certain package of crushed monkey testicles from the Honduras ‘magically’ appeared and was ‘accidentally’ burned over a fire made of the doors of an abandoned insane asylum. Next thing you know the Steelers reel off five straight wins.
Minutaie:
-Piling On The Jets: Sauce Gardner threw his new coach under the bus, saying that tackling wasn’t an issue. Who badly missed a tackle last week? The same guy that hasn’t recorded an interception in 35 games. As a Jets starter, Rodgers winning percentage is lower than both Zach’s and Sam’s. Woody Johnson acknowledged that he considered benching Rodgers-if you can count on anything, it’s MAGA types throwing their kin under the bus.
-Useless Gabe Davis is done for the season after getting some meniscus surgery done. This does not affect the Jags outlook in any way whatsoever.
-NFL Security has sent out a ‘Burglary Alert” after the homes of Mahomes and Kelce were broken into. In related news, Nick Bosa’s velvet painting of Jesus kissing Trump’s feet is now under lock and key.
-The Seahawks facility is still without power due to yet another weather phenomenon being described in war terms. (Bomb Cyclone?) Not asked for comment by anyone, Pete Carroll opined, “This totally has the fingerprints of the ghost of Kenneth Lay all over it!”.
To The Game!
Steelers/Browns:
-Jameis Winston’s O/U for interceptions is .5. Put a mortgage on your house RIGHT NOW and get in on the over.
-Can Haz Blizzard?: Weather is calling for rain and gusty, busty winds (please feel free to post pics of busty weather patterns below) for this tilt. The O/U for the game is around 37. DRAIN YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND PUT IT ALL ON THE UNDER!
-Related To Above: The Steelers kicker Boswell was responsible for all of their points last week. It’s the second time this year that he’s accomplished that. It won’t be the last. Why? Because the Steelers are goddamn boring, that’s why.
-Winston has never played against the Steelers. I’ve the notion he’s going to be feeling crabby after the game and not in the usual way.
-I Laughed: Stefanski, who is feeling a bunch of pressure from the usual social media crowd, claims he’s not bothered. He cites the fact that he grew up listening to Philly sports radio as a reason that he’s inured against the relentless squawking.
Have at it.
Pickens is never getting that call, because he’s him.
If he spent as much time going for the catch as whining about the noncalls he might be as good as he thinks he is
You know what would be nice? Cleveland forcing a turnover, and then shanking a last second field goal
how about yinzers shanking a punt and browns give up a last second turnover
I can work with that
junk ai creations actually have been around since 1999
it created the neo-cleveland browns
Something called “Texans,” too.
Turns out that EVEN IN THE SNOW the decision by the Browns to exclusively stock their QB room with sexual predators isn’t paying off
Least they’ll have a home in our new Cabinet
so. many. narratives.
Jameis is too big and too dumb to realize his tibia just fractured in three places.
Those toxic fumes wafting from the lake are finally getting to the Hashtag Pauls, too.
I got sick of the bullshit and made myself dinner. Two touchdowns later…. I’m happy with my decision!
Pauls gon paul.
So the one ballsy playcall all day and Russ and Pickens not on the same page. Plenty of time for 2 field goals and the win, I guess
Well that comment aged poorly and immediately. 2 ballsy calls
Browns gunna Browns
al was JUST complementing cleveland fans…for being stupid in believing in this dumb team
The Browns are gonna Browns because that what Browns do
Cleveland giving the fans a show alright… Tada The Aristocrats on ice
Steelers are choking the Chubb.
It’s not that cold, you can tell from the large flake size
Al Michaels impressed by peopel showing up for a football game
i mean its no casino
It’s a testament to the resilience of the human spirit that people can look almost kinda content while spending significant amounts of time in Cleveland
It helps when you abandon all hope.
NEVER!
That woman is a supermodel, by Cleveland standards
A Baltimore 3.75 is a Cleveland 11.4?
as afc north football as a 18-13 score sounds, it is still way too many points
Browns gonna Brown
Wait, are they allowed to do that?
mic catching the loudest banging at a stadium not involving the Bills tailgate.experience
Easy does it Yinzers, Boswell only has to kick 5 more field goals for the win.
BLEERGH
odd curse/illness in the afc north minus cleveland
you make it to a super bowl and/or win one as a coach, you become a fraud eternally
as good as tomlin and harbaugh are, they SHOULD make it back to win a 2nd title, but…
Harbs won’t he is the epitome of ego
Steelers honoring Penn State today by basically looking the other way as a credibly accused molester scores
“We’re all JoePa today!”
Explains the rhythmic slapping sound.
I just thought that was the InstaCart guy with Al’s bourbon delivery
Usually when Winston scores with legs it also involves crabs.
back in the day after you scored you smoked a winston and caught crabs
Cleveland scores? PLAY KISS
Balls was right. Trap game.
Unfortunately, yes. No way they score 2 TDs now.
All I ask is ONE Najee garbage time TD
No Najeeee 4 U!
CRAB LEGS FOR EVERYONE!
Just got in from work. Cleveland has Watson and Jameis as their QBs? That’s a whole lot of sexual assault on that roster
What the fuck is going on?
-Marvin Gaye, unedited version
A very Cleveland end to this drive.
The answer: Wicked.
The question: What is a movie that Fozz wouldn’t go see even if you had kidnapped all three of his sons and were going to drop them into a volcano?
What if I told you they accidentally linked to wicked video (the porn site) on the doll boxes for it?
Heard about that, it made me smile.
If people were able to snag one before they were pulled off the market, they have one very special collectors item.
You think *that* made you smile, you should look up the actual porn parody of Wizard of Oz. It’s delightful!
The Whizz or Following the yellow stream?
I wasn’t a huge fan of the book, never saw the musical, won’t see the movie. Also, if it’s my volcano just give me a call and I can net ’em before they hit the lava
Isn’t that how you get Red Hulks?
Man I love a snow game!
Easy there, Mr. Irsay.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCpHzDOSS2B/?igsh=MTBlZjE4YzMxOA==
Dude is my friend and Rikki’s friend and fucking funny
You have good taste in friends.
Prime isn’t loading on my tv, so fuck this game. Bojack time.
watching on twitch’s primevideo channel on my computer
Waaaaaaay too much effort
nice booking an exhibition game on Hoth
I chuckled way too hard at this Sir Jello.
Chubb helping me out in the passing game with one catch for one yard.
I like how whenever Mike Tomlin and Co. get within 50 yards of Lake Erie, their collective IQs reach current outdoor temperatures.
happens to everybody, gotta be the fumes
Or the body odor
So, the Steelers froze their kicker just to go for it on fourth-and-one?
Well, it worked I guess.
Snow is so pretty before Cleveland happens to it
pretty sure its flammable now
I figure with all the toxins in the air, it would turn into some type of toxic hellbroth
Never eat the first snowfall was what I heard growing up.
Sounds like the Factory of Sadness needs some Preventive Maintenance
This is also a banner quote.
Can that camera guy who keeps catching that tinny noise please move?
It’s above the broadcast booth. Al Michaels mentioned it earlier.
Maybe Al can hit him with his cane.
No tenemos la problema.
Bob Kraft not in the hall. Lol.
What are “Things the masseuses at Orchids of Asia would say about the Kraft Single?”
I’ll take Potent Potables for $600.
I wish I could go back in time and convince Tawny Kitaen to copyright “Car Fox”
This is too subtle for it, but…..banner
The Bengals fan base was jokingly asking if 9-8 could win the division. Based on tonight’s performance, that may be the number.
Was Jameis playing dodgeball there? Because it seemed like he was trying to throw at Hayward.
I fixed my sound system today, the right speaker channel has been relatively muted for ages. I moved my amp to a location between the two speakers, shortened the speaker wires, and made sure everything was secure. I tried different output channels, and switched from the ‘A’ to the ‘B’ speaker outputs. None of that worked and the right speaker was still very quiet. Then I turned the volume up a little bit and that somehow magically brought the right speaker up to parity with the left speaker. No idea, but not complaining.
Hmm, could it be the magnets from the speakers fucking with the receiver, which in turn fucks with the speakers?
Obligatory: https://youtu.be/_-agl0pOQfs?si=55YWWTyMvrLBNp2y
People still don’t know
I do want to know about the size of said magnet.
Coin-sized
Teslas just suck that much.
WHOOP WHOOP
maybe, but they’re bookshelf speakers with a bigass amp and it’s independent of distance from the speakers, so seems unlikely
Could the balance be slightly off?
Nope, moved the balance back and forth, and when it was full right it was clearly way quieter than when full left or even center
How many inputs on the speaker? If 4, there needs to be a metal bridge piece there, and if there make sure they are conducting between the posts. I actually sent a nice amp back because I thought there was an issue channels.
Just 2 on the speakers, and any interchanging of components didn’t change it. Somehow just turning the volume up a bit fixed it, even if I turn it back down, honestly flummoxed but don’t care.
It’s vintage so some corrosion something?
Stuck potentimeter, or whatever, glad is fixed.
Only one true way to test it – play Steely Dan’s album “Aja” on repeat until you see the colours.