Ugh, it is soooooo close to December. No me gusta.
Yes, I am still being a Bitter Blue about the Prem. Such is life.
Michigan (+19.5) at tOhio State (Noon, FOX)
Coach Samsquanch finally gets the monkey off his back, but I think this is an easy Wolverines cover. Think 23-10 or some shit like that.
Tennessee (-11) at Vanderbilt (Noon, ABC)
Does Vandy add one more scalp to their collection? Shit, aren’t the playoffs murkily aligned enough already??
South Cakalaky (+3) at Clemson (Noon, ESPN)
Chickens don’t win in Death Valley often, but if they do so this afternoon – it becomes a very interesting resume.
Notre Dame (-7.5) at Southern California (3:30, CBS)
One last huzzah for the Irish and their fluffers on their parade of cupcakes.
Auburn (+11.5) at Alabama (3:30. ABC)
War Damn Eagle, fresh off an upset of Bonfire Cult, fighting for bowl eligibility. Roll Damn Tide, fighting to keep their first year coach from the noose.
Miami-FL (-11) at Sillycuse (3:30, ESPN)
A Canes loss puts Clemson in the ACC title game opposite SMU. Not likely, but possible.
Arizona State (-8.5) at Arizona (3:30, FOX)
Sparky finally gets a betting line to indicate their real boy status. Will they blow their conference title hopes in Blax-ville?
Everyone (among the adults) was on a semaglutide at Thanksgiving.
I hope RFK replaces fluoride with that stuff.
NC State is going to lose 30-29. In two consecutive weeks.
Is it a full moon today?
checks phone app
Tonight is a “New Moon” which is 0% illuminated. It’s just as crazy as a full moon.
This explains a lot.
How I have spent the hours after the Buckeyes loss
Loads CBS Sports website.
“Why is Ryan Day not fired yet?”
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I can think of 37 million po$$ible reasons.
I can think of some counter arguments. About 536 million of them.
College football’s top 50 programs ranked by NIL efforts
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“Miami is barely doing that Conga.”
-G. Estefan, sideline reporter
Lack of rhythm going to get ya in Syracuse
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Syracuse? Really?
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Last I saw, Miami was up 21-0, let’s check OMG HAHAHAHAHA
I’m sick of decluttering. Sick of cleaning. UGH! Here’s something for Balls
I suggest fire. Cleansing fire. HOLY fire.
Fucked up minds, etc.
You know, fire solves many clutter issues.
So does weed.
Weed doesn’t *solve* them, it just makes them go away.
Congrats to the Fightin’ Blax for avoiding the clean sheet!
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These are all hallways I’ve walked down.
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something something someone’s mom
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I was at the gym for the end of the Michigan-Ohio State game but it was good to see a bunch of assholes in the Midwest reenact Jan. 6 by getting their dumbasses pepper-sprayed in a fight over a flag.
Ashlii Babbitt would have been proud, if she hadn’t been justifiably shot to death back in 2021.
The players got pepper sprayed?!
Two Michigan players and a photographer. Maybe an Ohio State player, but he probably got punched in the face.
https://bsky.app/profile/unraveledpress.com/post/3lc6zhyvquk2m
lil video recap
Pig fuckers gonna fuck pigs
I’ve been sick for the last two weeks. Not Covid, not the flu, just a common fucking cold. I’ve stayed home (I even missed Thanksgiving), drank plenty of fluids, and combined OTC night-time cough syrup with prescription vodka and opiates to the point that in the last 14 days I’ve been asleep and/or unconscious for 8-9 days, cumulatively.
But in my few waking hours I’ve been working on my personal photography website. It’s not just the images, it’s how they are laid out that I constantly finesse.
Here’s a screenshot from a gallery of my “infinity” photos, of which I have hundreds. Long hallways or spaces with few if any people in them. They are, L-R top to bottom, Los Angeles, London, Montreal, Washington DC, Herndon VA, Arlington VA, Detroit, Colorado, and Los Angeles again.
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You have Covid.
Larger is better:
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oh.
YOU HAVE COVID.
No unrelenting blockhead has ever had Covid-that’s just science.
Arizona football is absolutely a program that should be in 13th place in the Big12.
Forks Up! Just got home from the woods. 35 – 0 at home? Ouch.
Might be the sangria pitcher talking but it just feels like rivalry week is losing the oomph of having like, returning starters.
But I’m notoriously demanding of things that take more than one hour.
@Redshirt
WVU will take a head coach off yinz hands, if interested.
Artistic Predictive Interpretation of WVU taking Ryan Day as HC:
Simpsons Trampoline
Just popped in from the pool to see Arizona is getting their teeth kicked in my Kyle Rittenhouse State.
Dillingham may do enough this season to get bought out from ASU this spring.
Today we have a blue cheese called Saint Agur. It’s French in origin and a double cream cows milk cheese. It’s as rich and gooey as a brie but that thread of blue kicks you right in the dick.
That’s one of the most delicious things I’ve ever fucking tried.
I also have a blueberry Stilton that is a great counter balance.
Hell yes.
A visual for your perusal.
I have a cheese advent calendar coming that I’m super excited about, yay cheese!
It’s little things like this that makes a person book a trip to France.
Cheese almost makes me believe that there is a deity who actually loves us.
That’s the POWER of cheese!
One of my favorite quotes of all time:
Spaghetti cacio pepe. Dude.
You’re gonna have to walk a lot of miles smiling like a goddamn lunatic to burn off those kcals.
Way ahead of you.
The only Brie I recognize.
Seriously, I have no idea what the cheese looks like.
Snow Game Alert! Pig Sooey at Mizzou (SECN)
Dress Rehersal for San Francisco visiting Buffalo Tauntauns on Sunday Night.
I’m happy there has been no talk of moving or postponing that game.
Been talk of 8 inches, that’s over 2 Favres of snowfall!
They already have volunteers to shovel out the stadium, gonna be great!
ROLL DAMN TIDE!!!
WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!
BASTARD DAMN MAN!!!!!
People in other countries, even other countries that are big on sports, think we are super weird about college athletics and they are 100% correct
RIGHT? We are super weird even (especially) for colleges we didn’t attend and have little or no connection to.
@nickbaumgardner
Ryan Day being caught by cameras watching his team fight after a game while other adults — including armed officers of the law — attempt to break it up is about as apt as something can be.
Somebody at THEEEEEE general counsel office is evaluating the “firing for cause” wording in somebody’s contract
“For cause” would imply actually doing something, though.
Ryan Day ain’t no snitch.
I saw the video.
If that was a “fight”, I understand how they only got 10 points today.
Oh wow, I was mostly doing chores so I didn’t realize what a dogshit second half these teams played.
We were one busted run away from countless OTs.
Much like the first half of WI/MN yesterday. Wiscy tied their “full game” record for punts, before HT.
The Dr. Mrs. absolutely hates Notre Dame, and she quite possibly hates USC even more. I’m thinking of putting that game on and then hiding the remote so she can’t turn it off.
The vacuum will echo as the hammer of Thor throughout the house to drown the profane game noise
The only reason anyone should hate USC more than ND is if their relative was murdered by OJ Simpson.
Fuck Ohio State!
Classless.
Welcome to the “competing voices in my head” phase of rage/life. Please to keep hands inside the car at all times.
Huh? How did U*NC’s academic program for athletes become a part of this conversation?
I think Michigan was trying to plant that big stupid flag at midfield. It was their fault
Yeah, but Ohio State had 60 minutes to do something about it. If they had that fight, they would’ve been planting their own flag.
Situation reversed; I’d be okay with Michigan sucker punching someone planting the Block O on the Maize M.
Ryan Day should be fired before the game even ends. He should get the Sandman Hook.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah they had #33 all penciled in as the new JJ Watt didn’t they? That kid just ran right the fuck out of his arms and probably won the game. Funny I haven’t heard the name “Sawyer” since that play. Sorry, Gus.
Hey, Ryan Day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ubRRNj5Jbk&pp=ygUheW91J3JlIGZpcmVkIHZpbmNlIG1jbWFob24gZG9uYWxk
As opposed to Linda, who has just been hired.