This is a great game…last year. Eh, maybe San Fran will rise to the occasion.
To The Game!
Niners/Bills:
-Who’da thunk that the Niners would sink to the bowels of the NFC West? (though it’s a very short climb to the top, no matter what AC/DC thinks in the form of song)
-I’ve said it before but they really stand out as a team that continually suffers key injuries to their stars on an ongoing basis.
-This is another one of those matchups that just doesn’t occur very often-they’ve met just thirteen times. Is this because the respective teams haven’t been good at the same time?
-Consistency, thy name is Buffalo: In their last four games the Bills have scored 31, 30, 30 and 30 points. The offense is only ranked 13th overall but they’re extremely efficient as they’re ranked third in scoring.
-Amari Cooper has been a bit of a disappointment so far though a wrist injury has slowed him. Brought in as a difference-maker to a wr corps that desperately needed one, he has but 7 grabs for 124 yards to this point.
-Another player expected to make a difference-McCaffrey-might find it tough going against a run D that held the Chiefs to just 78 yards on the ground.
-Reinforcing this notion is the fact that Bills linebacker Matt Milano, the lynchpin and signal-caller of the defense is finally activated after tearing his bicep (ouch!) in camp.
There you go.
I don’t expect the Bills to pull a 2016 SB Falcons boner, but … It’s the Bills.
Happy Holiday to the SNF [W-2] Truckers!
This game has gone PLAID SCARF!
For the 49’ers –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUODdPpnxcA
This game is great, LET’S BUILD A SNOWDOWN!
Hook and Lateral to yourself!
Does Josh Allen get credit for a touchdown pass and a reception?
Lemme check my FF stats!
He’s got 2 passing TDs and one Receiving TD.
So, yes!
Only seems fair
Looks like he gets credit for a touchdown pass, touchdown reception but not reception itself.
That’s a great and fun play there, but how did they not rule Cooper’s forward progress stopped?
No whistle?
That’s no longer a thing
Cris: “This is just straight line football. Nothing fancy.”
Also Cris: “I think a jet sweep would bring some good misdirection to the edge.”
Slippy sliding sledding!
21-3.
One more touchdown for Buffalo and Kyle Shananhan has them right where he wants them.
Oh they’re playing in the snow! Woo!
That explains this weekend.
Wow, Maria Taylor in thigh highs.
Good thing she’s married so I’m not tempted in any way.
Another fun solution for “kIcKiNg FiElDgOalS iS TOO eASY”
Snow and wind machines in all the domes!
Keep all kicking footballs and kickers in a freezer.
God is allowed one random lightning bolt strike per half while the ball is in the air.
Brocky, DUCK!
Seems kind of mean to send a kicker out to try from 50+ twice in this game.
And in a stadium that is CURSED with EXTRA CURSE ON TOP for kickers
In a season that has deicided Justin Tucker for BLEERGH’s sake!
Permission to join the Bills Mafia or should I give in to my poison pillness and root for the Chiefs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyihQtBes1I
What’s wrong with the Fuck Loins?
Bengals and Bills fan bases have a weird relationship with the heartbreaks, Andy Dalton breaking the Bills playoff drought and the Damar Hamlin thing.
I’m fine with the Lions, though.
“Don’t go fuckin’ up our lives, too” — Lions fans, inexplicably
That’s the line I was thinking of.
Don’t do it
Buffalo will give you hope and then rip it away. It may not be today or tomorrow but it’s coming
Ah, so it’s Cincinnati with snow and the weird neighbors are north of the river instead of south.
Isn’t that Detroit?
Technically, Windsor is to the south.
My point exactly
I’m picking up what you’re putting down.
Plan.
Fly to Buffalo.
Grab a huge mound of snow.
Shove it down Cris’s throat until he dies.
Fozz was in the clubhouse the whole time
My man crush on Matthew McConaughey knows no bounds.
All right
All right
All right
I had a ginormous headache this morning, so I slept all day. Now that I’m watching the Seahawks game, I’m halfway into the 2ndQ and how in fuck did the Jets fuck this game up? They were in complete control until that Leonard Williams INT fat guy touchdown. And they STILL looked like they were gonna run away with the game.
“…did the Jets fuck this game up?”
Think you answered your own question.
“i’m going to pick up oldest Fozz.”
“No you’re not.”
“Why?”
“Why? You’ve been drinking all day. I wouldn’t let you walk the dog right now.”
Poor puppy.
If I was given the ability to either eliminate disease from the world or beat Jimmy Fallon to death with a shovel well, I’m sorry I dented your shovel.
The epitome of smarm. How does an untalented fuck like him become succesful? I’ll buy you another snow shovel, if I can join in.
Please, join right in.
I’ll take the 9-1-1 call.
Oh, damn… bad reception… can’t get a fix…
I would love to be at this game, but wow are a lot of people gonna feel like crap tomorrow morning
BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING!
🎶 Dashing through the snow… 🎶
At this rate, SHAN’KLOR is gonna be more popular than Santa, Krampus and Hanukkah Harry combined!
Kicked out of the Ravens subreddit for posting about the fact I’m fed up with the Ravens. Reddit is a cesspool, and every mod should be made to drink a bubbling pint of diarrhea and pus.
no matter what team we support, we can all agree on this
It’s crazy. My post wasn’t angry or negative. Just saying what i wanted to say. That site has been a toilet bowl for hte past several years.
That’ll get you invited back!
/I’m not kidding; Reddit loves that kind of talk.
And here I am just trying to find a ride from BWI to DC on the night of Dec 4th.
First world problems.
And now McCaffrey’s ded
But on the plus side, now Jordan Mason can save* my FF season!
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BLEERGH dont take no snow days
Aw the penalty took away an INT for Damart Attack Hamlin
Aw, that’s gonna break his heart. Again.
AI is smarter than Ohio State.
Not a real image, he’d have beard dye in that box. In fact I think its written in his contract a few years supply.
The first cold weather game I played in showed me that there was another level to pain.
The snow games were always a blast but we never made it past 30 minutes or so because somebody got broke real hard.
I remember two torn knee ligaments for sure and neither one mine!
Ike Yiadom is still in the League? Jesus, the Tomsulas really DO have an injury crisis.
Either Allen hurt his wrist or he really needs to pee
Odd time for the defender to try to start a conga line during the pass route.
I’ll be back in a bit to hold things down till dawn.
I just wanted to remind everyone that Mike Tomlin still has never had a losing season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZBlqcbpmxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHl_DaeMDpI
https://bsky.app/profile/rbsdm.com/post/3lcbw6cyxdk2v
I think my brother was just trolling me yesterday when he was trying to get me to believe that 2024 Aaron Rodgers is better than 2024 Russell Wilson, and that the Steelers should try to get Rodgers for next year. At least I hope he was trolling because otherwise he’s amazingly dumb.
Rodgers has basically taken two years off. He’s ready to *pop*!
I loved his Cat Burglar look today, too.
We do not need the yard and line marker overlays you fucking asshats.
You don’t like the Predator effect on the white parts of the unis?
I don’t want there to be any doubt, so no, I do not like that.
There is a car dealership in Maryland that should thank its lucky stars that it’s not burning to the ground right now.
Three hours wasted with a bunch of fuckfaces.
They can eat my balls.
A classic 80s flick. Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley, plus Kurt Russel, and boobs.
GREATEST MOVIE EVER
“That’s too fuckin’ high!”
Shoulda gone down to Eastern Motors
https://youtu.be/g6CslpftOe4
White Field! Bosa still made the trip and is loving this.
Pupdate:
Me: Come here Evelyn, play time!
Evelyn: *brings toy, jumps on/at me, lands with full weight on one paw directly into crotch*
Me: Ok, play time is now over!
Much like toddlers, dogs have an innate sense of how to step on a person’s balls.
LAKE EFFECT!
Lake effect snow is the worstest snow
https://bsky.app/profile/theonion.com/post/3lcbvxu4xik2z
SHUT THE FUCK UP CRIS!
Some snowballs can cure his loose lips.
Dungy hanging out there alone
Breakfast for dinner. Its the best on a cold night.
Oh man. We had dinner for breakfast today. Something I call “Italian ramen”… fettuccine with a pesto cream sauce, some parm-crusted chicken, and two poached eggs on top. What a dynamite way to start a day. It’s been 12 hours and I’m still thinking about it.
Say a team is cursed without saying a team is cursed.
JFC. But also, LOL.
They are working their way up the *deep echoing voice* RANKS OF THE CURSED
Fuck the Ravens
Fuck Harbaugh
Fuck Tucker (twice)
Fuck my love for football
I’m going outside to hammer a nail into my knee
Embrace the nadir.
Wear gloves!
But…the most important thing. HOW MUCH SNOW ARE WE GONNA SEE??
Looks like the snow is over and the field is cleared off.
Climate Change Isn’t Real!
Suck it Libs!
I’m willing to accept snow blown in by the wind as well as any leftover flurries
It could start again. Mr. Redshirt is being mean because the Bengals are shittier than the a used colostomy bag storage room.
Hug your local RedShirt today
https://bsky.app/profile/bbaby41.bsky.social/post/3lcbpfodkm22k
Poor Burrow is gonna end up in the HoF w/o a ring and a lot of scar tissue unless he gets one with a different team at the end of his career
As the olds call it, he’s living the “Marino Career”
At this rate, he’s gonna pull a Palmer and force his way out.
Sounds like he needs to learn how to burn the clock. Use the run game, JoE!1!!!!