All the sports have ganged up and are playing today-the NFL of course, the Premier League, NHL, the Juniors, the NBA, women’s pro hockey, lacrosse… There’s something for everyone except Brick!
To The Games!
Jets/Bills:
Buffalo is gunning for the #2 seed so can we have a little on-field humiliation for Qaron please? It would only be fitting to match his recent off-field adventures. The Jets D is still surprisingly good (4th overall) but you can run on them because they’re middle of the pack there. So expect Cook and Allen to excel today.
Raiders/Saints:
New Orleans recently busted a seven game losing streak. Not to be outdone, Vegas’ 10 game losing skid came to a halt just last week. Both coaches are doing the, “these guys are professionals that want to keep their jobs so they’ll be playing hard”, in case you thought they weren’t going to.
Colts/Giants:
Indy is somehow still in the playoff race and should continue because New York can’t do anything right at this stage of the season. To those that need Tyrone Tracy (raises hand) for fantasy purposes, he sat out practice all week and is a go today. Why they haven’t shut him down-I just have no clue.
Cowboys/Eagles:
Saquon is 162 yards away from 2,000 and just might get it today vs Dallas’ 27th-ranked run D. It was classy of Eric Dickerson to come out and say that he was actively cheering against his record being broken. Eric, you’ve had it for decades, it’s time to let it go. (Saquon won’t get there)
Panthers/Bucs:
The fun part of this game is watching the pass funnel head to Mike Evans. He’s at 818 and Mayfield has said he wants him to extend his record of consecutive 1,000 yard seasons. It’s not as though Carolina is going to say anything about it.
Titans/Jags:
Hey, look who’s playing out the string!
Enjoy.
Thanks for coming, Colts. That’ll do, Giants. That’ll do.
Oh, so now you cut to Colts-Giants?!
That was a weird on field tribute to Bill Bergey.
Stunning display of valor by Philadelphia law enforcement
We’re just lucky they didn’t shoot anyone
Good point
Game Gigantes methinks!
Taking nothing for granted, much like Giants fans and the sweet release of death.
Holy shit, that is a straight up full on fight, none of that dumb punching a helmet crap
Hey, they’re in Philly. That’s just how they roll…
Where “battery” involves D-cells, minimum
It’s a PIER SIX BRAWL!
Benches Aaron. Immediate TD.
LOLJETS
I hope Rodgers tears his other achilles next week in the 4th quarter of another blow out, on the 4th to last snap of the season
Or would it be more symmetric if it happened today since it’s also against the Bills?
Maybe as he’s walking in to the locker room
You’ll see Jesus Christ Himself come back to Earth before you see A-Rod come back to this game.
COVID. Severe case.
the Jets are trying so much harder now that Rodgers is on the bench.
ANOTHER ELITE TOUCHDOWN
I hope the Jets keep Rodgers in to the absolute bitter end of this game.
OK, now I hope they bench him next week. Fuck your 500. (Not you, Houston. Settle down)
Buffalos roaming all over the Jets
Lol Jets (times infinity)
And a few million Lol Cowboys as well
Just hanging out
So my older sister’s husband may have been cheating on her.
I want to assault him, but I don’t want to go to jail.
If you use a cutout to hire someone to beat the fuck out of a person, can you be charged?
If there’s no witnesses, there’s no crime. Also, thanks for helping me move furniture when he was getting his ass kicked.
No problem, I was happy to help out. Thanks for the beer and pizza!
If your three kids are still minors just have them do it. Sentence is likely to be very lenient.
Young boys just get so rowdy sometimes. They can’t help it.
I only have two under 18, but the 17 year old could carry it out, I’ll jack him up with a hit of meth, give him a bat with nails, and let him go hog wild.
Humps are winning this, 29-28. BOOK IT.
I’m sorry, your booking has been cancelled.
Hippo is not a very SMRT mammal. And you KNOW DIS!!
They make up for it by being super dangerous
Like booking a flight on September 11
(sigh; I’m running out of insults)
A lot of people think the I-95 gap in New Jersey was because of the cancelation of the Sommerset Freeway, but actually I-95 just didn’t want to enter New York.
Still working at least!
Fucking have to go out for Mexican food tonight.
So do I get the dish with beans, meat and cheese OR the one with meat, cheese, and beans?
Mexican food on the East Coast is a joke.
Too bad that doesn’t say Hellburger
QUALITY ground beef
I can hear the finger quotes from here.
“site:reddit.com tamale lady [your town]”
‘original offense’ lol
ELITE PASS FROM FLACCO!
The Giants’ fans have started a bridge club. They jump next Tuesday.
What’s with the Matt Patricia shit on his ear?
https://ibb.co/DgLQbnP
that man has SEEN some shit!
He doesn’t look like an NFL coach. He looks like he manages a floundering Jiffy Lube franchise.
a floundering MAFIA-CONNECTED Jiffy Lube franchise
oh my god the fuckin’ jets
-Rudy Giuliani, 9/11
“I’ll give it a good home, alright” – Mullet
Dallas is down by 20 to this?
https://twitter.com/Reflog_18/status/1873443430468333739
It’s even worse than you think, he’s injured and playing in a rib protector jacket
I HAVEN’T SEEN BENDING OVER SO MUCH IN DALLAS SINCE THE LAST TIME DEBBIE CAME FOR A VISIT.
Which team does the duck play for?
YES!
Mckeeeeeeeeeeeeee
TN/JAX is going to be over before 3:30
Tampa is treating the Black Panthers like the FBI under Hoover.
Dallas clearly out there taking shots at dudes. Philly up 3 scores on COOPER RUSH. There is no reason whatsoever to have any offensive starters in the game.
I think they want Saquon to get his 2k
This
Every time Red Zone switches to the Jets game something bad immediately happens to Aaron Rodgers.
It’s almost fappable, truly
Then they switched to CAR-TB and there was duck on the field which led to a blocked punt and a TB touchdown.
Obligatory “Fuck Dallas” as a team, a city, and TV series.
In an earlier draft of the Book of Job, it was going to end with him becoming a Giants’ fan but even Satan felt the poor guy deserved a break.
Woo Saquon!
With a name like “Tanner McKee” you might think Stanford graduate. And ur RITE!!!
Jest not hanging with Mr. Cooper
Here’s a Leitz 50mm f/2 Summicron lens with a Leica M-mount.
Technically, a “lens” is a single shaped glass element, and a construction like this with several lenses fitted together is a “compound,” if you want to be pedantic.
This particular lens was made in Canada, just like several contributors here.
Giants’ mama so fat, when she hauls ass she got to take two trips.
Q-aron late hit LMAO. Just bench the pissy little shit
I thought he was immunized against flags. smh
It’s pretty fun watching him destroy his legacy both on and off the field
One of the Bills needed to just level him and take the flag.
Guarantee none of Rodgers’s teammates would have protested.
Every time they show him on the bench, there’s no teammate within 10 feet of him. Not even Davante.
Davante is probably gassy from all that Taco Bell.
I’d avoid him too. God knows what germs that fucking guy is covered with.
Uh oh, Pickett fence had a slat knocked loose
Cowpersons doing their level best to concuss Uncle Jack.
Did I just see a replay of Rodgers doing his own research on safeties? I look forward to his peer-reviewed conclusions
peer review? MOAR LIEK FEAR re-JEW smgdh