Your Sunday Evening NFL Football Open Thread

I thought that this would be a more engaging game but here we are.

To The Game!

Falcons/Commies:

-I grabbed Atlanta as the ‘sneaky good’ team of 2024 but like most of my thinkings I was incorrect.

-Is Pitts anything other than the biggest bust at tight end we’ve seen in quite some time? I can understand him failing under Arthur Smith but he seems to have just given up.

-The only way he can save his career is to go the Evan Engram route and just get the hell outta Dodge.

-The Commies are in the playoffs with a win. The NFC East was a disaster-kakke with respect to preseason expectations which I usually always love but when you’re emotionally invested it hits different.

That’s it-I’m done.

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Brick Meathook

Name another Nobel Peace Prize laureate who had a deadly Seawolf class nuclear submarine (also the best spy sub in the world) named after them in their lifetime.
Mother Teresa? Nope. The Dalai Lama? Nope again.

https://ibb.co/SNZvf5T

Gatoraids
WCS

Yeah, well, just wait until UBERPRESREICHMEISTER Musk has the entire Solar System named after his 47 offspring! He doesn’t need your awards! He’ll make his own that are better! Nanner-nanner-boo-boo! I’m telling my bestest friend President Donnie on you!

SonOfSpam

In six months the answer will be Trump

WCS

Really glad there’s some potentially great games for the next month or so from Herr Goodell and Co., ’cause the JV shit is going to suck this week. None of the Playoff Games are going to be competitive.

Gatoraids

No Thursday Night Football so next week has that going for it

blaxabbath
Unsurprised

Vikings-Lions is going to be exciting.

fleshwound_NPG

fitting, on the day jimmy carter dies someone from georgia goes to the nations capital and disappoints

Unsurprised

You already got one comment bannered today.

SonOfSpam

The AFC North games are Saturday; Redshirt will have his game at 7 DFO time. Sounds like a potentially chilly game in Pittsburgh.

SonOfSpam

Long term forecast for Pittsburgh next Sat night is high teens (Matt Gaetz would like more info on the high teens) but no precipitation.

Denver gotta play late Sunday afternoon in KC, possibly in the snow.

Miami will be playing at JEST with temps in the 20s.

What I’m saying is, Redshirt, you got a chance. (to then go to Buffalo the following week)

Unsurprised

Denver usually gets creamed in KC, if I remember my history.

SonOfSpam

So it looks like (duh) Lions-Vikings are the last game next Sunday.

fleshwound_NPG

damn, that gives even less time for the next batch of lions injuries next game to heal

SonOfSpam

Yay RAMMMMMIT division champs! And maybe other teams qualified too but who cares!

fleshwound_NPG

congrats to the nfc east team clinching a playoff spot against the nfc south opponent which clinched a division title for the nfc west team that played last night

SonOfSpam

As Paul Brown intended.

Gatoraids

Never more disappointed by a Penix since Deanna Favre

fleshwound_NPG

THIS PENIX JR LEMME TELL YA I CALL HIM HITLERS DAD BECAUSE A PENIX WAS USED AND IT EVENTUALLY SPAWNED A GREAT VICTORY FOR THE COMMIES

Unsurprised

I swear, this has never happened before

ballsofsteelandfury

That was a good game!

Doktor Zymm

WOOOOO!
Wild card game is gonna be good experience for Jayden
Snake!

jjfozz

“I don’t have any more words.”

If only, Colinsworth.

Doktor Zymm

I could just about hurdle a small duck

WCS

That is a sequence of words I never considered before.

Unsurprised

The Tampa duck may still be available.

Mr. Ayo

AFLAC!

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Redshirt

If Washington kicks a field goal, Atlanta may be in four-down territory since a tie would hurt their chances.

Redshirt

Nevermind. Just saw the standings.

jjfozz

I recently purchased a vintage panzerfaust, I’m going to use it on Colinsworth on New Year’s Eve

Redshirt

Beautiful Missed False Start by 73.

Redshirt

A tie between an NFC South team and an NFC East team would clinch the NFC West? I love football.

fleshwound_NPG

dont think it clinches the west but it does clinch RAAMMMITTT at minimum a wildcard

fleshwound_NPG

i guess it does…?

football!

WCS

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fleshwound_NPG

atlanta sports fuckery throughout history vs dan snyder’s stink still hovering over fedex

bring on the glorious tie!

Unsurprised

L.A. dreaming of a lame, late Christmas gift.

Doktor Zymm

Ok, regroup
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Senor Weaselo

The badgers did not heed the snaaaaaake

The Maestro

LMAO NO WAY

Doktor Zymm

Oh you gotta be kidding me, stupid fucking penalty

Doktor Zymm

Did he just spot of foul them into field goal range?

Doktor Zymm

Hah, nawt quite!

Mr. Ayo

He tried, but it wasn’t enough.

Mr. Ayo

BTW, the initial signal was for defensive holding. No idea why it was changed.

https://bsky.app/profile/natetice.bsky.social/post/3leip4g7tt226

Redshirt

BLEERGH doesn’t want to work OT tonight!

Redshirt

The Kicker however has Christmas presents to pay off.

fleshwound_NPG

never rely on atlanta sports to complete a task

Doktor Zymm

I was going to say that the horrible fedex grass is on their side for tripping London there, but actually it looks decent, not surprising to find out Snyder was just cheaping out on field maintenance all those years

Mr. Ayo

I noticed that. The field actually looks decent and playable.

Stupid fucking Dannyboy.

Unsurprised

I’m pretty sure that him and his shitty attitude, cheapness, and overall being a dick played a role in the name situation. Especially once he decided to dig in. He’s just such a dateable piece of shit that it made any defenses about tradition and culture absolutely disappear.

Unsurprised

*HATEable

Doktor Zymm

I assumed, he’s definitely NAWT dateable