That’s about all we’ve got for football this evening folks. We watched all 272 regular season games (maybe not all of them) and now it’s time for the important ones.
I’ll throw a few things at you and then you can do your thing.
-The Bears have asked to speak to Mike McCarthy? Does Poles want to know whether Jerry is just that nutty? Ah, it’s early days and they should have a few people to go through-may as well toss him on the list.
-There’s an “Aaron Rodgers Country Club” going on in the Jets locker room? This according to Rex Ryan, who if I’m not mistaken was a player’s coach himself that had great results early on and then the lack of structure manifested itself and then he was canned. Still, I don’t mind guys taking a swipe at Mr. Self Important.
-Btw, if the Jets retain Qaron and Davante Adams, Garrett Wilson would be a fool not to force a trade.
-Sure looks like the Pats/Kraft have their hearts set on Mike Vrabel according to early reports. Sounds like they’ll make the very same mistake they made last year by not conducting a full search.
-Packers will need all the help they can get next round but they won’t be getting any from yet-again injured Christian Watson, who blew an ACL. Most of next year will be a write-off for him and you wonder about his career arc at this point.
-Are the Saints even conducting a coaching search? I’ve not heard a peep or anything. Of course, who the hell wants to walk into that salary cap hell that they’re wallowing in courtesy of GM Mickey Loomis who doesn’t seem to be going anywhere?
Have at it
https://www.wtae.com/article/fire-breaks-out-inside-of-pittsburgh-home/63356750
This was my excitement for the second-half. It seems no injuries; still unknown if the dogs managed to get out. :-/
Over an hour in, and it’s still burning. Still cannot 100% verify the dog got out. Reports show all people in this and next door have been evaluated; it only lists the neighbor’s address of all people AND animals out.
105 minutes in, and the fire is still burning.
HOWEVER: I can now confirm that there are no serious injuries, and all pets made it out okay. At least there’s that.
120 minutes, and it’s finally out.
vvvvvv
Anyone else in Vegas?
(briefly stops searching dropped Keno tickets at the Excalibur coffee shop)
No.
(heads over to slots area, drinks from random cups left around the nickel machines)
If you win does that make you the King of England?
You have to pull the sword* from the stone**
*dildo
**crackhead’s backside
“Crackhead’s Backside” is gonna be the name of my new normcore metal throat-singing chamber group
Buddy Cole’s Throat Experience
Definitely something you can find in Vegas.
I leave you with this deep thought…
I can guess how European men might.
Filthy animals.
It is 9:20 p.m. and the Dr. Mrs. is steaming the floor.
Sure wish she’d steam some hams instead.
That’s more of a Utica thing.
She seems awesome.
All these weird haole behaviors, right bruddah?
My wife bought a new vacuum at the hale while we were there. Which was funny because I thought the one that came with the place was the absolutely right vac for the house. But, as often turns out once hyperconsumerstic low-priority nonsense is evaluated as meaningful, I was wrong.
The rugs are too thick for a robot vacuum but the sheer amount of floor dirt control (especially relative to a house in the desert with two dogs) required makes it seem like a roomba must be part of the cleaning arsenal. Or a Dr Mrs — which my Vacactioning Peg Bundy is not.
til Blax is a shoe salesman
Also, “Vacationing Peg Bundy” might be the name of my new alt-ska/zydeco band.
TUESDAY NIGHT STEAM CLEANING PARTY
Honestly, that’s probably the name of one of Diddy’s… whatevers…
(don’t wanna be the guy that tells him it’s only Monday)
I’m from the future.
It’s stupid cold in Yinzburgh this week, so I understand why no one is oout und aboout downtown, BUT
I also didn’t expect to be — so far, anyway — the only CTO with any reports of the dude walking down Smithfield Street, ripping plants out of vases and displays, kicking over garbage cans and throwing the debris, all while shouting swear words loud enough to be heard from a third-floor apartment a block away.
At least he’s keeping warm with all the exercise out there.
Is that really a 911 kind of call?
Angrily asshole sounds like tazzer bait to me.
That’s just a normal Portland evening about 20x over
Anyone else dealing with an interminable cold/flu thing that’s lasted almost 2 weeks? I’ve had it easy, just bare sniffles now, but anyone else in my path is just dying.
My mother-in-law, but she didn’t have it too bad and didn’t pass it on to us.
Also isn’t it wild how quickly that Sugar Bowl massacre fell out of the news cycle?
No cute white girl victims I guess.
Yeah I guess if you want media immortality the script has already been written. Bonus points if you’re an illegal immigrant.
It wrecked 89% of everyone in my family. I only just stopped hacking up yellow/green/brown yesterday. Today has been the first I’ve had without a random coughing attack.
Bronchitis that became a sinus infection was the most common diagnosis.
Almost everyone had a four or five day latency period, too. After a week of symptoms, it seemed to go away, but came back for another week-plus.
Yes
The time to purchase these delectable cookies has passed. But the time to eat them is RIGHT NOW.
Dok should consult one of the law-talkin’ types round here in regards to copyright infringement of “enrobed.”
My wife is obsessed with those
I expect she hasn’t shared, because you would be too.
I had a few. I am not a crack addict, sir.
False. I bought some on Saturday
Evening folks. Working yesterday was a real buzz kill lemme tell ya.
Ugh.
Bleech. Frisco is a cursed shit hole
Is that Sean Payton’s music!?!
(Stone Cold Steve Austin glass break and music blares)
Good news- another td! Bad news- need an onside kick and a field goal to tie with 1:09 and 2 timeouts left. But Go Cats Go!
Another tuddy! Go Cats .!!!
TOMMY!!!! GOAT!
Watching “The Big Short” again. (No, it’s not a Lowratio hagiography)
I feel like we’re about to enter something similar; not necessarily with mortgages, but there’s an opportunity coming betting against stupid greedy people. Just gotta find it.
I’m worried that it* has already happened and that it’s bitcoin.
*the opportunity to profit from stupid greedy people
That’s definitely a thing. But there’s something bigger happening in the next couple years, and it might be adjacent to real estate, but there’s some other angle to be played.
Maybe I’m just tired of working.
I know exactly what you mean; there’s the same kind of feeling as during the GWB administration that the guys who are supposed to be pulling the Britt Reids of the financial world over are simply going to pocket their bribes and wave the drunks right on by, and a spectacular pile-up (that causes life-threatening injuries to a five year-old girl) will be the inevitable result. It might just be assets in general; if your desire to not work anymore is fulfilled by a surge in unemployment (exacerbated by “austerity” measures) and people need to start raiding their “savings” (i.e. investments) the bottom could fall out of a whole bunch of asset classes all at once.
Yeah, exactly something like that. And we won’t have any adults in charge, so whatever calamity occurs will last longer than last imte.
Happy Monday!
The funny thing is that I’d trust any single member of the Happy Mondays to be a more responsible financial steward than the crew we’re about to get.
It’s likely going to be commercial real estate just absolutely imploding as most companies realize that they can largely get rid of their second biggest expense, rent, and stick it on their employees.
That’s my guess. Commercial real estate is a year overdue for an implosion.
yeah its caught in a sick cycle. company i work for bought 8 story build to expand into before pandemic, and theyve been trying to offload it now for 4 years. They might be left with just bulldozing it and rebuilding as mix residential commercial.
Also has caused such unrealistic values that normal profitable small businesses(restuarants) keep getting forced out of long term places.
was going to be buttcoin with its crash last year, but buttcoin invested in politics and will probably pay off for them in next couple years
I should create my own cryptocurrency Hawk Tuah Girl-style and call it Buttcoin.
You needed to get into Bitcoin low, have held on to it, and now be about to dump it at a huge profit.
I, of course, did none of these things.
Yeah. I waited and didn’t get in until $500.
On the plus side I held on to it.
I’m still shocked that that bubble hasn’t burst. At least tulips were fungible.
first nft’s were non-fungible tulips ppl forget that
Not soybean futures, I can tell you that much
I know, they haven’t released music in a couple years. (I think I played on one of these albums, but I’m not credited. I can’t remember which of my friend’s outfits I played for.)
https://soybeanfutures.bandcamp.com/album/kettle-logic
Let us know when reunion tour goes on sale please
Somehow we’re all gonna end up at a Cure concert.
/starts humming Love Removal Machine
Penicillin?
Obligatory:
While the Cats shit themselves I’m going to RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
They just scored a td. Lots of time!
How much time exactly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exb5itX1UGU
We’re so BACK!
GO 😺 😺 😺 GO!!!
Make up call. I’ll take it!
The Aints have requested to interview Kellen Moore.
New Jets HC: Rex
New Jets OC: Mark Sanchez
Not new Jets QB: Qaron
New Jets DC: Rob Ryan
/lone wolf howls in the distance
unless Qaron has a very secret stash of Olivia Munn foot photos.
I’d go for it.
Woohoo!
2nd half team! Let’s go!
The new Jets coach would be a fool to not have “I don’t take the job if A-A-ron is back” as a demand.
I REALLY want Rex to get the Jets job! What can they possibly be waiting for?
Maybe he’s just dipping a toe.
There’s some serious sole searching going on with both parties?
Probably wants to tank to get Arch.
Can he bring him to heel, though?