Two Feel Good Stories-Who Ya Got? An Open Thread

Jayden Daniels has that “Wiser than his years” look that Mahomes had back in the day but methinks they’re simply overmatched here vs a team of destiny. Let’s take a look.

To The Game!

Commies/Lions:

-I think that Washington needs to get to 40 points to have a chance here but they’ll fall a bit short.

-Prediction: On Detroit’s opening drive they’re going to shove the running game down the Commies throat and there’s nothing the latter will be able to do about it because they are middling vs the run.

-Another thing that Washington needs to do is keep their punter off the field. The good news? They’ve done this three times this year.

-Although Gibbs could have driven this team all the way through the playoffs, the addition of Montgomery makes the Lions’ offense all that more powerful.

-These two teams are the only ones in the league that have scored points on more than 50% of their drives this year.

-For you few Washington fans-not too bad for a re-tooling year, huh?

-This Might Come in Handy: Daniels and Co. have converted nearly 90% of their 4th down chances. Take that, Campbell!

-Random Symmetrical Stats Alert: The Lions led the league in yards after the catch and the Commies were the very best at allowing the least of same.

-The O/U of 55.5 is the highest set since the Bucs/Chiefs Super Bowl.

Gimme some of those sweet, sweet comments.

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fleshwound_NPG

oh fuck

Gumbygirl

Lol, that penalty pushed St. Brown to the ball!

Doktor Zymm

Ok, that was pretty. And Gibbs is freaking good

TheRevanchist

You mean Andy Gibb.

Gatoraids

COOOCH GIBBS LOVE CHILD IS TAKING REVENGE ON US FOR SCORNING HIM

fleshwound_NPG

2 point conversion/4th down insanity score update:

dan campbell: +0 points
dan quinn: +4 points

quinn back in the positive!

Gatoraids

Twice the Van Dan Age

ballsofsteelandfury

Point of order, sir. I believe the +4 is for that sequence alone. Considering both sequences, the total should be +1.

Mr. Ayo

Not even the divisional playoffs can stop RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

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Wakezilla

Odd. Usually it’s a Cosby unexpectedly taking someone from behind

Cecil Rhodes

Hail to the [*Redacted] s!

-something that I never said!

jjfozz

skins getting some traction

Redshirt

Too late for Sexy Friday?

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Doktor Zymm

Doing pretty well on the fun so far, medium on the no serious injuries, and a WAS lead as a bonus!

Gatoraids

Commies finally got it past the ANALZONE

LemonJello

Bah gawd, that’s BoSaF’s music! He’s in the building!

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Doktor Zymm

Damn right there’s a flag!

King Hippo

Did Hippo shriek like a little girl at the snake commercial?

F-I-F!!

Doktor Zymm

Woohoo! Turnover battle +1!

Unsurprised

D’Oh!

Brick Meathook

“That was YUGE!” – Al Michaels, watching at home.

Gatoraids

Deanna Favre first time with a 4incher

King Hippo

oh man, monkey’s paw STRIKES

Wakezilla

The Commies not covering Laporta is going to result in them having a bad time

fleshwound_NPG

fox doing indycar

PLEASE keep darrell waltrip far, far away

Doktor Zymm

WAS is 87% on 4th down going into this game, best in the league

Cecil Rhodes

Fox should be commended for choosing Stevie Wonder for the banner music earlier. I’m sure he enjoyed watching that Lions touchdown drive.

ThePirateSloth

I’m fascinated by the music chosen for the outro/intros – is there someone planning this? Is it a last minute thing like “of fuck, John over in [whatever department] didn’t choose music, who’s got a good playlist handy?” Does some high up exec stop by minutes before the game with a playlist? Is there someone in real time choosing a song based on vibes?

Gatoraids

Motown gives you plenty of easy picks, but sure they could screw it up somehow

ArmedandHammered

They are planned. The sound producer has to get clearance for all songs they use (rights issues), but they do plan them out.

Doktor Zymm

Well done Jayden, getting out of bounds and doing it in such a way that it’s not all gross and cheaty like Mahomes

fleshwound_NPG

texans/chiefs: “this is some wwe bullshit.”

commies/lions: “swear both of these coaches were in wwe, and are just as insane/cte-riddled.”

Gumbygirl

That was easy.

ThePirateSloth

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ThePirateSloth

wtf! that wasn’t the gif I chose!

Gumbygirl

Eh, it works!

ThePirateSloth

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fleshwound_NPG

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fleshwound_NPG

2 point conversion/4th down insanity score update:

dan campbell: +0 points
dan quinn: -3 points

ballsofsteelandfury

Please keep this going. I have a feeling this negative score may end up being higher than the actual score.

fleshwound_NPG

4th down territory (between the 40s) i’ll let it slide but anything well within FG range is fair game

Gumbygirl

Good stop.

Wakezilla

Good evening! Got the Leos/Commies and Ice Als spanking Ice Argos on the laptop, while drinking some whiskey..How we doing?

King Hippo

It’s nice that Abed got a new show. But not with Dennis Leary.

Jimbo

In this darkest timeline it’s what we deserve.

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fleshwound_NPG

lions didnt even go 2 fucking minutes without killing another one

Gatoraids

oh I was wrong about being able to tune out Brady, switched to Espanol channel

Doktor Zymm

Probably too early for fake punt?

ballsofsteelandfury

I want Washington to win.

I’m sorry, Dok!

Doktor Zymm

Surely you can’t be rooting for the losing team 100% of the time? How do the Steelers ever win then?

King Hippo

the early wins were part of a longer, Machiavellian plan to get his hopes up

ballsofsteelandfury

Voodoo

Gumbygirl

Certainly not talent

King Hippo

Engaged mute button from the jump earlier. I can probably – PROBABLY – stand to hear Dreamboat’s vanilla pablum.

Again, the Xanax/valium has really helped him slow down and speak less.

LemonJello

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Gumbygirl

I can’t stay logged in and Chrome keeps freezing up on me. Fuck.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gumbygirl’s computer (artist’s conception):

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Gatoraids

her computer reacting with only logical response to Tom Brady

Gatoraids

watching Commies, AEW, warhammer and drag racing, hope somewhere in a pile of cocaine Hanson is proud of me just a little

ArmedandHammered

Watching the Twitch stream?

ThePirateSloth

I have to listen to Tawmy Fackin Brady for this game? I’d rather go hang out with Joe Buck and Cris Collinsworth.
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Gatoraids

only good thing is he is literal white noise and after awhile dont even notice or remember its him

jjfozz

That’s the equivalent of saying, “I’d rather have my ball sac sliced open with a rusty saw and then fed to me.”

King Hippo

ok, Baby Buster. Time to prove your balls have really dropped.

LemonJello

-one finger on monkey’s paw curls

Goff has multiple lost fumbles tonight.

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Gatoraids

disclaimer

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King Hippo

Christ almighty, would it be that bad to just switch to GERALD??

ballsofsteelandfury

It spell it with a J?

Gatoraids

Gerald’s Game accounting would be less horrifying

Unsurprised

“Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.”

— one who completely misses the point

fleshwound_NPG

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ThePirateSloth

I’m cheering on WAS, for Bobby Wagner.

jjfozz

Rooting for the Lions, cause of my FB “friend” who is a Skins fan and is a fucking asshead racist.

fleshwound_NPG

parents still call them the name that is two full names ago

the name that even capitalism said “no” to right in dan snyder’s face

Cecil Rhodes

Erin Andrews’ skin resembles some of the finest leather that I have seen in the great studies of the world! She should make sure that her door is locked at night — Buffalo Bill has surely taken notice!

BugEyedBoo

Nah. he wants it softer.

Gatoraids

she’s a little too old and too young for Chapel Hill Bill

King Hippo

for funsies, we should have a Clubhouse skin suit contest. Scotchy has to be the judge though, wouldn’t be hardly FARE otherwise smh

Unsurprised

too skinny

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ll be sure to make a note of this in the BEERGH-nomicon.

BugEyedBoo

Erin’s giving off serious cougar energy!

Gatoraids

oh i took you outside in the cold, if only there was some way i could warm you up

Game Time Decision

Baby it’s cold outside

jjfozz

I got hate the Chiefs. Go eat a bucketload of shit. Go stuff your faces into a fan. Go punch yourselves in the balls. Go facefirst into a goddamn bucket of hot lead. Your fans are fat fucking assholes. Your city is a dripping, bottomless hole of boiling pus. Please. Go die.

Gumbygirl

So, you don’t like them?

Game Time Decision

It’s hard to tell. It’s fozz, so this hate is expected on everything. Hell, they may be his favoUrite team

ThePirateSloth

Since it is soup season and MrsSloth was feeling like she could be sick, I made up a big pot of garlic soup (secret family recipe that I often give out to people). Soup is always better on the second day, so I made some small ground turkey meatballs, browned them in a pan, tossed them in the soup earlier.

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jjfozz

Ground turkey? Well, i guess you are in league with Satan

fleshwound_NPG

holy shit erin

Doktor Zymm

A fun game to watch and no major injuries. Those are my hopes for this game

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When Patrick Mahomes exploded into the NFL I told myself I wasn’t going to hate him just because he wore a Chiefs uniform. I wasn’t going to expend energy finding things about him to get pissed off about. Sure, he got the benefit of being the league’s new darling, but I tried not to put that on him, personally. It was just the NFL coddling its rising star, and spinning a new NARRATIVE (“can Mahomes chase down Brady?”).

But now, after watching the replays of his foul-baiting bullshit? The fire if hatred burns bright within my soul, and it’s laser focused at his cheating ass. One of these days a defender is going to get their money’s worth with a hit that is both “unnecessary” and appropriately “rough” and permanently damage Patty’s ligaments or his brain and everyone who watches football (aside from Chiefs fans) will simply shrug and agree that “he had it coming.”

fleshwound_NPG

ironic it was a chief that did the deed to brady in 2008

so, whens the next time the chiefs play new england…

Cecil Rhodes

This would be very on-brand for a Vrabel-coached Patriots squadron.

Gatoraids

Joaquim Valente already chased down Brady’s ring

jjfozz

That flop in teh fourth quarter by Mahomes was straight outta the Premier League.

Unsurprised

One of these days”

People said that about Brady, too.

fleshwound_NPG

so, the only things left preventing the chiefs threepeat now:

-lamar jackson’s shitty january record
-buffaLOL, the eternal wide right franchise
-the curse of bobby layne
-a bunch of commies

Gatoraids

-massive heart attack

Jimbo

-meteor

fleshwound_NPG

no iggles because try to say “super bowl winning coach nick sirianni” and try not to laugh

(give barkley every mvp from now on if he makes such a phrase the truth)

Cecil Rhodes

Let us not forget the Gospel of Fatthew and Greatest Offensive Head Coach of All Time Sean McVay. RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM IT!!!!!

fleshwound_NPG

if fatthew does the deed hes the new age eli: bullshit career except for two magical runs

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