Here we go! This should be a fun one, let’s dig in…
To The Game!
Commanders/Eagles:
-Is Hurts at full strength? Is the Tush Push a viable play right now?
-It remains to be seen if Quinn’s D can somehow force Philly away from the running game so that Hurts has to beat Washington with his arm. Speaking of, where has A.J. Brown been? He has only 3 catches for 24 yards in the playoffs so far. Have teams taken him out or has he not been needed?
-Jalen Carter is having an Aaron Donald-esque run so far. The one guy that has handled him, right guard Sam Cosmi, (no sacks or hits, just two pressures) is out.
-It’ll be referenced up the wazoo but labeling Jaden Daniels as a rookie seems a waste of time. He just doesn’t have those attributes. (lack of poise, happy feet, bad mental errors, etc.)
-Philly has only given up 30 points to two teams this year, the Bucs and the Commies.
-Saquon has 6 TD’s of 60+ yards this year, that’s two more than anyone else has accomplished. His ypc average in the first half of games is a healthy 4.7. As he probes and finds weaknesses and starts breaking off longer and longer runs his 2nd half average blossoms to 6.8. He reminds me of a young Chris Johnson in that those breakaway runs are just a matter of time. Perhaps the more apt comparison (body type and playoff contributions-wise) is John Riggins.
-Washington ranked 30th vs the run and gave up 105 yards and two scores to Gibbs last week.
-Both teams made bettors happy this year, going 12-6-1 vs the spread.
-The Eagles have won 14 of their last 15 at home.
-DOINK! Alert: Philly’s Jake Elliot has missed three point after’s in two playoff games and during the season he was 1 of 7 from 50+ yards.
Have at it.
Bradley Cooper getting the Swift cam treatment.
THIS REFEREE I CALL HIM MERRICK GARLAND BECAUSE DESPITE HIS STERN WARNINGS NONE OF THE WASHINGTON PLAYERS ARE THE SLIGHTEST BIT CONCERNED THAT THEY’LL FACE ANY KIND OF REPERCUSSIONS FOR THEIR BEHAVIOR.
banner plz, and fuck garland forever
“We can award a score.” What the fuck?
Why anyone gambles on this fucking league, I’ll never know.
I figured the Commies were deliberately going to get another encroachment penalty so Philly could be awarded a touchdown via penalty because why not
I would support that just for the kerfluffle in the press
What the fucking fuck
Ref with the angry dad response.
I will let the other team score, and NO ONE GETS ICE CREAM!
/Eli runs off sobbing
I laughed.
“I’ll turn this fucking car around…”
This is palpably unwatchable
Palpably Unfair Act?!
this is the funniest group of football plays in quite some time and OF COURSE IT INVOLVES TWO NFC EAST TEAMS
For a thoroughly mediocre defense, impressive that they could stop the tush push. And that was probably the most entertaining encroachment I’ve ever seen. More sportsmanlike than the damn eye gouge, zebbies!
football…?
Okay, now that was funny
This is an abomination.
This is amazing to witness.
THESE WASHINGTON COMMIES LEMME TELL YA I CALL THEM RUSSIA BECAUSE THEYVE HAD LIKE THREE NAME CHANGES AND THEY PROBABLY ARE DUE FOR ANOTHER
Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit offside…
Maybe the Commies should stop oiling the ball when it’s in their possession.
Maybe they’re using shitty balls left over from Little Danny’s tenure as owner?
He picked them up cheap when a team in Western China was sent to the reeducation camps for not being Han
This one is not “fun”
I reserve the right to respectfully disagree.
I knew from the very first turnover that it boded poorly
– Andy Reid, on the toilet
They’ll be back, and for years to come. They had an amazing season, but Saquon is on a mission from Gawd.
So what did I miss?
Another Redacted turnover
Tom Brady’s thinking of adopting Luvu
Tom Brady thinks?
In the sense that he doesn’t have to remind himself to breathe, unlike Gronk.
Looks like it’ll be early March when I get back from the S. hemisphere for Vegas, probably a Sunday/Monday trip
Just got back from family obligations & dog walk to reduce my aggravation at such. Looks like a helluva game.
Eagles are going to let the Commies back into this, aren’t they?
commie D are too meh to keep this a game for much longer
Aside from Saquon being able to bleed out the clock, what are you thinking?
Bad play calling by Fangio and bad clock management by Sirani
So your glass is half fucked?
Jayden Daniels is so awesome
Halftime show should just be 15 mins of Fox injury song
true. bradshaw and gronk are there.
“Jalen scored? Why not Saquon? Fuck Sirriani.”
Eagles fans, probably
most infuriating coach ive ever seen. odd playcalling, wanting to fight with fans, PHILLY FANS
minutes away from second superb owl in like three years
Well, this Empire Builder just closed his leopard-skin-clad notebook. Congratulations to the birds of prey for snatching victory away from those troublesome Communists!
The only thing worse than Superb Owl ads?
Trailer ads for Superb Owl ads. Get this shit off my TV.
I’m gonna look at Vegas flights for Monday and Tuesday next week
I think we’re seeing the Commies Cinderella run turn back into pumpkins right before our eyes
Sounds great! I am in.
But, with 7352894926% less Danny Boy!
And they’ve already won 100% more playoff games than he did in his entire tenure as owner!
This is still a good showing, at least tasty pumpkin pie
According to my fortune cookie,”The greatest mistake a man can make is to be afraid of making one”
nick sirianni you dumb son of a bitch
Forever.
Yes, post-concussion Jalen seems a slow on the processing and is avoiding the run to (maybe) take fewer hits. Brady’s two correct points so far this game is that Jalen is holding it too long and that the Eagles D stunk up the last drive before the half. So keeping him in the backfield alone to fight the Commanders blitzes seems like some stupid shit indeed.
I am gonna stop incorrectly assessing the Eagles/Hurts any minute now — a good throw from the pocket made quickly and then a run into the endzone. JFC, maybe i should start praising the Chiefs playcalling next game so it fails.
Please.
Every little bit helps fight The Narrative.
It’s insane that the coach of a 14-3 team gets this much grief from its fans. Try cheering for the Giants for two fucking weeks and see where you are.
Probably won’t come up, but do you think he would be fired if he lost this game?
I just now noticed Erin’s coat. Me likey
Terry Bradshaw’s Kangol hat makes him look even more irrelevant than he actually is.
WELCOME TO 2002!!
Are we sure that Gronk isn’t a Great Dane puppy?
I woken up from the Insomnia cure of Man United vs Fulham and see I’ve missed nothing on the NFC Championship game, I see.
vic fangio having a real meh playcalling afternoon thus far
The Eagles D getting cocky? They’re absolutely letting Washington have the FG opp here
Is Encroachment new hip slang for Eye Gouge?
Should get 3x the penalty yards for a 3 stooges penalty
Ohh, a wise guy, huh? Whoowoowowoowoooo, Clunk. Pop.
Skibidi Eye Gouge Toilet Ohio
pointless aggression mode ENGAGED!
This Empire Builder just found the mute button on his moving-picture-box. Despite his Anglo-Saxon name, I am not able to stomach any more commentary from this Brady fellow. Where is Bernard Pollard when you need him?!?
I’m surprised you made it this far, sir! Indeed you have a hearty constitution! Lesser men would have had this on Mute from the beginning.
Listen to the swarthy Spaniards, as I have done!
Had to look this one up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej6-dohu-JY
This one might be out of reach.
-Lowratio, standing forlornly and looking at the top shelf of the fridge, where Horatio keeps the good beers
wonder what book he reading today, its workin
Christopher Moore?
I’m running on 3rd down too.
BLEERGH warming up for tonights chiefs game
THIS COMMIES D, I CALL THESE GUYS THE TSAR BOMBA BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST BLOWING THE FUCK UP AND DESTROYING THEIR CHANCES TO STAY IN THIS GAME
How the fuck is he supposed to stop his momentum.
It wasn’t so much about momentum. He leaned into him and hit him. He could have just bumped into him.
As a former HS DB, I’m actually okay with that call.
Yeah, and he was going out of bounds anyway and the refs had just called penalties for chippy bullshit. Read the room.
BLEERGH is getting ready for tonight’s game.