Your Commies/Eagles Open Thread

Here we go! This should be a fun one, let’s dig in…

To The Game!

Commanders/Eagles:

-Is Hurts at full strength? Is the Tush Push a viable play right now?

-It remains to be seen if Quinn’s D can somehow force Philly away from the running game so that Hurts has to beat Washington with his arm. Speaking of, where has A.J. Brown been? He has only 3 catches for 24 yards in the playoffs so far. Have teams taken him out or has he not been needed?

-Jalen Carter is having an Aaron Donald-esque run so far. The one guy that has handled him, right guard Sam Cosmi, (no sacks or hits, just two pressures) is out.

-It’ll be referenced up the wazoo but labeling Jaden Daniels as a rookie seems a waste of time. He just doesn’t have those attributes. (lack of poise, happy feet, bad mental errors, etc.)

-Philly has only given up 30 points to two teams this year, the Bucs and the Commies.

-Saquon has 6 TD’s of 60+ yards this year, that’s two more than anyone else has accomplished. His ypc average in the first half of games is a healthy 4.7. As he probes and finds weaknesses and starts breaking off longer and longer runs his 2nd half average blossoms to 6.8. He reminds me of a young Chris Johnson in that those breakaway runs are just a matter of time. Perhaps the more apt comparison (body type and playoff contributions-wise) is John Riggins.

-Washington ranked 30th vs the run and gave up 105 yards and two scores to Gibbs last week.

-Both teams made bettors happy this year, going 12-6-1 vs the spread.

-The Eagles have won 14 of their last 15 at home.

-DOINK! Alert: Philly’s Jake Elliot has missed three point after’s in two playoff games and during the season he was 1 of 7 from 50+ yards.

Have at it.

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Beerguyrob

Bradley Cooper getting the Swift cam treatment.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS REFEREE I CALL HIM MERRICK GARLAND BECAUSE DESPITE HIS STERN WARNINGS NONE OF THE WASHINGTON PLAYERS ARE THE SLIGHTEST BIT CONCERNED THAT THEY’LL FACE ANY KIND OF REPERCUSSIONS FOR THEIR BEHAVIOR.

fleshwound_NPG

banner plz, and fuck garland forever

Col. Duke LaCross

“We can award a score.” What the fuck?

Why anyone gambles on this fucking league, I’ll never know.

Wakezilla

I figured the Commies were deliberately going to get another encroachment penalty so Philly could be awarded a touchdown via penalty because why not

Doktor Zymm

I would support that just for the kerfluffle in the press

Unsurprised

What the fucking fuck

Beerguyrob

Ref with the angry dad response.

WCS

I will let the other team score, and NO ONE GETS ICE CREAM!

/Eli runs off sobbing

Beerguyrob

“I’ll turn this fucking car around…”

Mr. Ayo

This is palpably unwatchable

Redshirt

Palpably Unfair Act?!

fleshwound_NPG

this is the funniest group of football plays in quite some time and OF COURSE IT INVOLVES TWO NFC EAST TEAMS

Doktor Zymm

For a thoroughly mediocre defense, impressive that they could stop the tush push. And that was probably the most entertaining encroachment I’ve ever seen. More sportsmanlike than the damn eye gouge, zebbies!

fleshwound_NPG

football…?

Col. Duke LaCross

Okay, now that was funny

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This is an abomination.

WCS

This is amazing to witness.

fleshwound_NPG

THESE WASHINGTON COMMIES LEMME TELL YA I CALL THEM RUSSIA BECAUSE THEYVE HAD LIKE THREE NAME CHANGES AND THEY PROBABLY ARE DUE FOR ANOTHER

WCS

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit offside…

Beerguyrob

Maybe the Commies should stop oiling the ball when it’s in their possession.

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LemonJello

Maybe they’re using shitty balls left over from Little Danny’s tenure as owner?

Doktor Zymm

He picked them up cheap when a team in Western China was sent to the reeducation camps for not being Han

Unsurprised

This one is not “fun”

litre_cola

I reserve the right to respectfully disagree.

Doktor Zymm

I knew from the very first turnover that it boded poorly

ballsofsteelandfury

– Andy Reid, on the toilet

Gumbygirl

They’ll be back, and for years to come. They had an amazing season, but Saquon is on a mission from Gawd.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So what did I miss?

Mr. Ayo

Another Redacted turnover

Gatoraids

Tom Brady’s thinking of adopting Luvu

Cecil Rhodes

Tom Brady thinks?

WCS

In the sense that he doesn’t have to remind himself to breathe, unlike Gronk.

Doktor Zymm

Looks like it’ll be early March when I get back from the S. hemisphere for Vegas, probably a Sunday/Monday trip

Beerguyrob

Just got back from family obligations & dog walk to reduce my aggravation at such. Looks like a helluva game.

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Wakezilla

Eagles are going to let the Commies back into this, aren’t they?

fleshwound_NPG

commie D are too meh to keep this a game for much longer

Wakezilla

Bad play calling by Fangio and bad clock management by Sirani

Doktor Zymm

Jayden Daniels is so awesome

Gatoraids

Halftime show should just be 15 mins of Fox injury song

fleshwound_NPG

true. bradshaw and gronk are there.

fleshwound_NPG

most infuriating coach ive ever seen. odd playcalling, wanting to fight with fans, PHILLY FANS

minutes away from second superb owl in like three years

Cecil Rhodes

Well, this Empire Builder just closed his leopard-skin-clad notebook. Congratulations to the birds of prey for snatching victory away from those troublesome Communists!

Mr. Ayo

The only thing worse than Superb Owl ads?

Trailer ads for Superb Owl ads. Get this shit off my TV.

Doktor Zymm

I’m gonna look at Vegas flights for Monday and Tuesday next week

LemonJello

I think we’re seeing the Commies Cinderella run turn back into pumpkins right before our eyes

litre_cola

Sounds great! I am in.

WCS

But, with 7352894926% less Danny Boy!

Doktor Zymm

And they’ve already won 100% more playoff games than he did in his entire tenure as owner!

Doktor Zymm

This is still a good showing, at least tasty pumpkin pie

Doktor Zymm

According to my fortune cookie,”The greatest mistake a man can make is to be afraid of making one”

WCS

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fleshwound_NPG

nick sirianni you dumb son of a bitch

litre_cola

Forever.

Downfield Matriculator

Yes, post-concussion Jalen seems a slow on the processing and is avoiding the run to (maybe) take fewer hits. Brady’s two correct points so far this game is that Jalen is holding it too long and that the Eagles D stunk up the last drive before the half. So keeping him in the backfield alone to fight the Commanders blitzes seems like some stupid shit indeed.

Downfield Matriculator

I am gonna stop incorrectly assessing the Eagles/Hurts any minute now — a good throw from the pocket made quickly and then a run into the endzone. JFC, maybe i should start praising the Chiefs playcalling next game so it fails.

ArmedandHammered

Please.

LemonJello

Every little bit helps fight The Narrative.

Doktor Zymm

Probably won’t come up, but do you think he would be fired if he lost this game?

ballsofsteelandfury

I just now noticed Erin’s coat. Me likey

Doktor Zymm

WELCOME TO 2002!!

Doktor Zymm

Are we sure that Gronk isn’t a Great Dane puppy?

Wakezilla

I woken up from the Insomnia cure of Man United vs Fulham and see I’ve missed nothing on the NFC Championship game, I see.

fleshwound_NPG

vic fangio having a real meh playcalling afternoon thus far

Doktor Zymm

The Eagles D getting cocky? They’re absolutely letting Washington have the FG opp here

Redshirt

Is Encroachment new hip slang for Eye Gouge?

Doktor Zymm

Should get 3x the penalty yards for a 3 stooges penalty

Downfield Matriculator

Ohh, a wise guy, huh? Whoowoowowoowoooo, Clunk. Pop.

Gumbygirl

Skibidi Eye Gouge Toilet Ohio

King Hippo

pointless aggression mode ENGAGED!

Cecil Rhodes

This Empire Builder just found the mute button on his moving-picture-box. Despite his Anglo-Saxon name, I am not able to stomach any more commentary from this Brady fellow. Where is Bernard Pollard when you need him?!?

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m surprised you made it this far, sir! Indeed you have a hearty constitution! Lesser men would have had this on Mute from the beginning.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Listen to the swarthy Spaniards, as I have done!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Gumbygirl

This one might be out of reach.

LemonJello

-Lowratio, standing forlornly and looking at the top shelf of the fridge, where Horatio keeps the good beers

fleshwound_NPG

wonder what book he reading today, its workin

ballsofsteelandfury

Christopher Moore?

King Hippo

I’m running on 3rd down too.

fleshwound_NPG

BLEERGH warming up for tonights chiefs game

LemonJello

THIS COMMIES D, I CALL THESE GUYS THE TSAR BOMBA BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST BLOWING THE FUCK UP AND DESTROYING THEIR CHANCES TO STAY IN THIS GAME

ArmedandHammered

How the fuck is he supposed to stop his momentum.

ballsofsteelandfury

It wasn’t so much about momentum. He leaned into him and hit him. He could have just bumped into him.

As a former HS DB, I’m actually okay with that call.

Downfield Matriculator

Yeah, and he was going out of bounds anyway and the refs had just called penalties for chippy bullshit. Read the room.

Redshirt

BLEERGH is getting ready for tonight’s game.