“Go Read a Book” Saturday Thread

Seriously, y’all.  I have less than nothing left in my brain/writing quiver.  Will try again next week, unless the sweet siren song of death calls first.

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King Hippo
Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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SonOfSpam

Sweden, vis-a-vis Four Nations tourney:

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Mr. Ayo

KAAPO KAKKO!

LemonJello

When they make it a Seven Nations event. let me know*

*I will still ignore it.

scotchnaut

Wifey is out in this blizzard, snowshoe-hiking like a sucker! Youngest skull fracture boy is out on his sled. Did either of them consider watching sports on TV instead? Nope. It takes all kinds, I guess.

Fronkenshteen

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Nice. Put the Hammers in his rear view mirror with that win, too.

scotchnaut

/yesterday

Mrs. Scotchy: “I’m going to drop in on Angelle’s 40th birthday celebration. I’ll see you later.”

Me: “Angelle? 40? [completely befuddled] She was in high school when we first started dating!”

Mrs. Scotchy: “Yup.”

This is just an excuse for me to post Cher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n3A_-HRFfc&ab_channel=Cher

Dunstan

Catching up on my “Continuing Legal Education” credits today, and currently listening to one on attorney addiction to sports gambling. Feels like I should already get credit for my time on DFO.

scotchnaut

I believe the official condition is called Litre-By-Proxy.

Horatio Cornblower

Those are the best programs. It’s CLE credit for what’s basically an hour long gossip session.

Dunstan

This one has been pretty dull so far, but he just started comparing Roger Goodell’s quotes about gambling before the NFL got in bed with the betting companies and after, and I’m always up for mocking the Gingerhammer.

scotchnaut

Marmoush-which yeah right will be making once he can find the proper ingredients-scored a hat trick today for Man City.

Fronkenshteen

One for the hippo!

Mr. Ayo

#DoucheStrong

Game Time Decision

Switched up the order of my chores today to get home before it really starts to snow. They be calling for 10-16″ of it* between now and Sunday night.
Can’t wait for all my hats and gloves and coats to be wet for days.

*D. Farve swoons

Mr. Ayo

Don’t forget about your toques, eh?

scotchnaut

After two winters of little-to-no snow, the sledders are out in abundance. It’s a goddamn raceway on our lake.

BC Dick

I’m taunting Litre with pictures of my snow-free, 1-degree C yard. He says it’s -25 just a trip over the Rockies from here. Poor bastard.

scotchnaut

I’ve accomplished two of the eight things I have on my “To-Do” list. Why yes, the day-drinking has commenced!

Dunstan

Ok, so the day drinking is one, what was the other? A nap?

Jimbo
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Horatio Cornblower

She might have a case with Draft King using people to encourage problem gamblers to gamble more. I think that would be enough to get her through the pre-trial motions and maybe force some kind of settlement.

Her piece of shit of an ex needs to have both of his knees broken.

rockingdog

Found a cool:

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

That’s Rocking!

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Jimbo

That’s dark but it would probably be the immigrants instead of homeless people.

Horatio Cornblower

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yeah right

Just finished The Executioners Song and despite the 1083 pages was a fairly brisk read.

Now I’m onto lighter fare with Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishuguro and I’m still sorting out where we’re going.

How goes the Border Trilogy, Hippo?

yeah right

There are such moments of glorious sun dappled brilliance followed by hideous depths of horror.

May have to re-read it again.

Horatio Cornblower

Man, when it comes to grooming 16-year-olds McCarthy is right up there.

His writing is pretty good, too.

Horatio Cornblower

I have to run some errands, but this means I will have to put on pants.

It’s a conundrum.

2Pack

But a choice none the less.

Horatio Cornblower

Jimenez should have about 4 goals by now.

litre_cola

Job done. 3 pts. To the pub!

litre_cola

We can haz lead?

Mr. Ayo

Excellent, nay, exquisite timing on that.

ballsofsteelandfury

More and more, I see King Hippo as The Emperor in the Christopher Moore vampire series books…

Horatio Cornblower

Heretic!

Although Fluke is one of a few that I have yet to read.

Gumbygirl

I loved Fluke!

Horatio Cornblower

Not a dog person, though, but otherwise an excellent analogy.

Jimbo

Not a dog person-M. Vick

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BugEyedBoo

I’ve been reading too many Blake Crouch novels.

Upgrade – in a near future, guy gets turned into Captain America by parties unknown. Hijinks ensue.

Dark Matter – the novel that the Apple TV show is based on. Guy gets kidnapped and stuffed into an alternate universe. Guy has to get back to Jennifer Connelly.

Recursion – 18-car time travel pile-up.

Don T

Count your blessings, Majesty—e.g.,
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scotchnaut
BrettFavresColonoscopy

This feels like you had slightly more than nothing, but maybe less than a full arrow.

Doktor Zymm

Fireworks earlier, some offshore lightning now. Both enjoyable from the comfort of my hotel room

scotchnaut

So I have 5 straight days whereby I don’t have to wake up the boy at 1:30, 3:30 or 4AM. The last two mornings I’ve woken at 4:30 and 4:45. Stupid brain.

Doktor Zymm

Can you maybe just buy him an alarm clock?

WCS

That’s Doktorb advice, so maybe worth considering.

scotchnaut

He’s the heaviest sleeper in all history. He can easily sleep thru his phone alarm at max volume.

BugEyedBoo

My daughter is hooked on the snooze bar.

2Pack

This checks out…

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2Pack

Oh cheer up and check out some shoulders.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Right?!?

Doktor Zymm

*waves hi from Saturday night*

I have two wolves inside me and they are both made of gin

2Pack

Send one to Hippo. He sad.

Doktor Zymm

One tropical gin wolf, coming up!

2Pack

Ciao Cara.

WCS

Maybe let them out?

Doktor Zymm

I’m not keeping them here, I guess they like it?

Doktor Zymm

My kidneys will probably evict them eventually